Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Big Brother Live Feeds Into Wednesday Dawn 8/03

A truly trashy wedding

Well. last night wasn't your typical evening in the BB13 house. Oh, sure ... there was still a bit of scheming. You can't be in that house without a bit of treachery and deceit. But we had the social event of the season happen right before our very eyes. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of the Trashbag Dream Wedding:
  • As much as I don't care for Brendon or Rachel, this was really fun. Everyone in the house got involved, even their arch nemesis Daniele.
  • The trashy theme was perfect for the couple.
  • Lawon was a hoot as he performed the ceremony with a mix of gospel and street church.
  • Jordan caught the bouquet, Jeff the garter.
  • Hmmm.
  • The sang "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow" in lieu of anything else because that song is public domain.
  • Elf Adam was the ringbearer.
  • Rachel made up a wedding vow poem which included "no one will come between me and my man."
  • Brendon's vow included a nod to ABC instead of CBS. Wanna bet that won't air on the show? He said he chose ABC because they air The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
  • BB even gave them a bottle of champagne.
  • Amidst all of the wedding preparation and celebration, it's still Big Brother.
  • Since most of the house will target either Rachel or Daniele this week after Brendon goes on Thursday, Jeff and Jordan's NOT wanting to get HoH makes sense. They're down there on the list of targets.
  • At least, for the moment.
  • Adam is seriously studying for the HoH comp, hoping it's questions.
  • Lawon told Daniele (not Brenchel) that he'd put up Rachel and Shelly.
  • Not that I think he'd win a comp at all, but I also think he'd entertain the idea of nominating Jeff, Jordan or Daniele with Rachel.
  • He's sneaky.
  • Daniele thinks that Rachel was rude to them after everyone worked so hard on the mock wedding for them.
  • Oh, c'mon Daniele. It's Rachel.

Bridezilla gets ready

The groom is radiant

The best man wore shorts

They all gussied up

Daniele was the bubbles gal

Rev. Lawon performed (and I mean PERFORMED)
the ceremony.

A marriage deed done dirt cheap


Delee said...

Glad you were entertained! Wonder if there is a divorce lawyer in the crowd? Oh pleaze!!! Barf!!!

RBennie said...

Oh I can't wait to see this on tv. ROFL Delee. Maybe Lawon can perform the divorce also.

Witt said...

Oh they HAVE to show this on TV! I want to see Lawon's performance. That dude can make a weather report sound interesting!! They can just edit out the ABC reference.

Witt :)

ORKMommy said...

By the end of the season, Rachel will probably have a few cheap Wal-Mart doll children and they'll have to bring in the garbage man to preside over the divorce hearing!!

Laurie said...

Good one Orkmommy. It makes me imagine what their offspring would look like ... and sound like! It's not a pretty sight in my mind.

Lorraine said...

Can't wait to see what part of this they air. Thanks for giving us the blow by blow. A great job as usual.

My WV is MISTAG - that's what a marriage between those two would be - a mistake.

Sally said...

This sounds like fun, for both the houseguests and the viewers! I'm looking forward to seeing it.

I'd like to see Shelly win HOH, although she might not want it. Wonder who she'd nominate

chacha said...

just went on the feeds and watched the wedding. i must say Lawon was the best.
The ABC comment i totally got- Rachel didn't though.

Can't wait to see how they edit this on Thursday's show

meb said...

I also think this sounds like a lot of fun to watch. Hope they take it out of order and show it early, like before Brendon leaves(I hope it's Brendon).

Jackie you did a great job with the pix and the description. Who was the maid of honor?.. or was that obvious in the pictures... I'll have to go look.

I'm guessing Porche or Jordon.

RJM in SC said...

Looking forward to watching this. First time I have really looked forward to watching since I heard
ED left.

Petals said...

I told you so. I knew they'd do a wedding.
big @@

Witt said...

It looks like whoever was in the long fuchsia dress was the maid of honor...Porsche?
Looks like a lot of fun!

Witt :)
WV: caddlyst What will be the caddlyst for the next Brenchel argument?

lynn1 said...

I enjoyed looking at the Wedding screen shots that Jackie shared with us (Thanks Jackie you are the best).
Rachel appears to be glowing with happiness. She does understand that this is not for real doesn't she?
Maybe when I see it it on TV it will be more apparent that she gets this is just for fun.

Jackie said...

Jordan was the maid of honor.

Miss Allan said...

watching last nights BBAD and amazed that Kalia hasn't had a "nip slip" while chatting with the house guests about Chicago.