Everybody ready? We're in for a two-hour premiere. Woohoo! Got your snacks? Got your tasty adult beverages? It should be a good season with some really heavy duty competitors. As the show airs here on the east coast, I'll be live-blogging with all the major happenings. Refresh the page to see the latest news! But, as always, the real party is in the comments area. I hope to see you there!
In case you missed the pool match-up post, here are the picks --
From that World Class Lifeguard Laurie:
Here's the pool. First week is free. Whoever loses goes on one of the teams with only one member.
NUKU
Andrea Boehlke - Indiana Jane, ML
Brad Culpepper - Brian, Sharon N
Cirie Fields - Leonia Hart, Terry is a Texan
Debbie Wanner - Glenn, tbc
JT Thomas - Carol C, Petals
Ozzy Lusth - KelseyNY, Margo
Sarah Lacina - Delee, Rbennie
Sierra Thomas - Becky, monty924
Tai Trang - Cheryl in NC, Sharon C
Zeke Smith - Janice from GA,
MANA
Aubry Bracco - Ed in Ohio, meb
Caleb Reynolds - Cheryl, MikesGirl
Ciera Eastin - DonnaNY, PDX Granny
Hali Ford - Buzzmaam, Nana in the NW
Jeff Varner - Donna in FL, Rochelle
Malcolm Freberg - Judi Sweeney, Merrilee
Michaela Bradshaw - David,
Sandra Diaz-Twine - Jennasmom, SueGee
Tony Vlachos - Jackie, Paula Bell
Troyzan Robertson - Donna in Alabama, Lifeguard Laurie
Survivor fans ready?
34th season, 500th episode. Jeff is talking to them all on the boat. The tribes are separated to Mana and Nuku. The boat is loaded with supplies for them to take and each tribe has a raft. A massive tool kit is there underwater for the first to untie it. Ozzy goes after it and no one else seems interested. There's also a secret advantage laying on the deck. Caleb finally heads into the water. I think it was either Hali or Sierra who grabbed up the advantage -- a blond. Ozzy got the tool kit for his tribe. They also have the chickens.
Tony runs away from his tribe saying he's going to look for the idol. His tribemates don't chase him but they are thinking of him as a target. Except Sandra who thinks they need him. Caleb falls in with them.
Ah, it is Sierra who found the advantage. She can only use it when 13 or 6 are left in the game. It's a Legacy Advantage -- so if she goes, she must pass it on. There are goats hanging around their campsite. But, as someone mentioned -- if you kill a goat, you'd have to kill Tai first. Zeke is enamored with Cirie, Ozzy not so much. He blames her for voting him out their last season together. Cirie tried to extend the olive branch but Ozzy isn't totally on board. Cirie finds out from Tai that Ozzy is hesitating. Eep.
Back on Mana, Tony builds an underground spy bunker near that water. They're all suspicious of him. Caleb is getting close to him. Now the others are talking about getting rid of either Caleb or Tony. But Malcolm catches on that it's Ciera spreading most of the talk. Should they target her?
First Immunity Challenge -- raft to platform, keys, obstacles, back to beach, puzzle pieces, form a ship's wheel, raise flag. Flint is the reward. This year if there is a tie at tribal, there will be no re-vote. Rocks will be pulled!
NUKU wins Immunity!
The general consensus is that Ciera needs to go. I like that. Unfortunately, since that seems to be the consensus, it probably won't come to fruition. She thinks it's Michaela going, though. Hmm. Uh-oh. Michaela is ticked that the others told Ciera they were all voting her (M) off. She doesn't react well and might have killed her own chance to stay with her reaction.
Tribal Council Time ...
The tally:
Michaela, Ciera, Ciera, Ciera, Ciera, Ciera ... six is enough.
That's what she gets for voting out her mother! Bye, Ciera!
Tony wants to form an alliance. He goes to Aubry. They want Malcolm, Caleb and Sandra with them. Sandra is cool with it.
Over on Nuku, Tai is already befriending and naming the chickens.
In the dark of night, Tony goes to work on his spy bunker. Troyzan and Sandra spy on the spy. He sneaks around to spy on them ... and now the love is gone between Tony and Sandra. She wants him out. He doesn't trust her anymore.
Cirie is picking up that JT and Ozzy are getting tight. She's in the market for an alliance, but not with them. She goes to Sarah, but in confessional we know Sarah won't have her back. She goes to Zeke. He wants to work with her but considers it too dangerous to align with her because so many are gunning for her. Even Debbie doesn't trust her.
Yikes! Sandra is going around bad-mouthing my boy Tony and pitting all of the others against him. Varner is loving it. Me, not so much. But Tony is fighting back. He has Malcolm on his sie and Caleb. We have a Sandra/Tony war going on.
Immunity Challenge time. Six of each tribe, ocean, balance beam, cage, retrieve heavy "snake" bag (over 400 pounds), rings, target. Reward is a fishing kit. Cirie sits out.
Nuku wins again. Mana almost got them after coming from behind.
It's war time -- Sandra vs. Tony. Who will make it through Tribal?
Tribal Council time.
The tally:
Aubry, Tony, Aubry, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony.
GAH! Sandra did it again! Tony is gone!
Whoa ... dropping their buffs next week?
Here and ready to go!! I'm over in the corner setting up the tacos and goodies!
ReplyDeleteSueGee from the LeftCoast
Hi Jackie and everyone. I am excited about this new season. I see I got Debbie as my pool pick.
ReplyDeleteWoooohoooo party time! Glad to be back! Hi Jackie and everyone,
ReplyDeleteHi folks
ReplyDeleteHey, Jackie, SueG and others to arrive. I brought guacamole dip. Will put it with the other goodies.
ReplyDeleteHey, Joe. Long time, no see.
ReplyDelete~*~*~*~*~*~ SPLASH *~*~*~*~*~*~
ReplyDeleteHello Ms Jackie, Vincent and everyone!
Soooo excited to be back for another fun season! YAY!
I have Mexican street corn, Margarita mix and a case of STELLA!
I have JT in the pool, and am also rooting for Ozzy !
Hi to Jackie & Vincent, Glenn Cheryl & Becky (and all the came in while typing)
ReplyDeleteYES!!! It's back!! Thank you for blogging, Jackie! Hi everyone! I missed the pool blog, totally forgot. Hoping Laurie can add me, if she can. If not, that's okay.
ReplyDeleteHello everyone! This is your lifeguard reporting in for duty. Let's all have good clean fun and enjoy our evening together.
ReplyDeleteHey, Cheryl and others who arrive. I am sick about my pool pick - Sierra.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe next month we will get TAR again??
ReplyDeleteHey, Laurie. Thank you for being our lifeguard.
ReplyDeleteLove the opening chants, it's Survivor time! whooohoooo!
ReplyDelete~~~~SPLASH~~~~
ReplyDeleteWoohooo!! Hello everyone!!
I brought the Jose for the margaritas and have my Riesling for the wine drinkers. Let the party begin....
Shout out to Lifeguard Laurie! I'm thinking about getting the CBS All-Access again just so I can watch with the others...
ReplyDeleteSeriously, how can Jeff be talking about big moves and game changing and hand-picking the cast when Russell didn't get picked?
ReplyDeleteI hope Ozzy & Tai team-up!
ReplyDeleteHi Joe!
ReplyDeleteOh, Joe. Great point!! Russell should have been on this season.
ReplyDeleteI really like Varner & Mychaela too.
ReplyDeleteI think Russell got a lot of CBS mad. Didn't he leak info the last time he played?
ReplyDeleteHello to everyone who arrived before and after me =)
ReplyDeleteI don't much like my pick, but at least I don't have Sierra. =)
Becky, maybe we will get sent home first but then we get Zeke or Michaela
ReplyDeleteYou leak you broke the contract...no more Russell
ReplyDeleteHi
ReplyDeleteThere is my boyfriend - AquOzzy!
ReplyDeleteCaleb - always the showboat @@ Jumps in with his boots on.
ReplyDeleteOnce you gave Ozzy a 5 minute head start, why bother wasting the effort to try and chase him down?
ReplyDeleteOur girl got the secret advantage???
ReplyDeleteTai will have chickens again! :)
ReplyDeleteDang, Ozzie did it! Yes!
ReplyDeleteThat's my GUY!
ReplyDelete*beaming with pride*
Did anyone every pick up the "secret advantage"?
ReplyDeleteHi! My first pool participation and I get.... Debbie. Wha wha wha
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping Caleb does well this time. Hopefully, he won't go out early.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, wouldn't you have loved to see Tony and Russell go at it?
ReplyDeleteI think it was Sierra, Joe
ReplyDeleteAre we going to have to sign up for the All Access to get to see the show?
ReplyDeleteZeke impressed me last season...he's a little politician.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, yes. I would have loved to see Russell and Tony play in the same season.
ReplyDeleteI liked Cirie, but I really don't know why we are seeing her again. A lot of these folks don't strike me as game changers. I mean, I liked Caleb on THIS show, but other than getting pulled from the game, what did he do that was memorable? He didn't exactly forge new territory.
ReplyDeleteHi everybody! Good to be with you all again. Hope everyone's been well. Time flies!!
ReplyDeleteJoe - some blonde chick grabbed the advantage
ReplyDeleteI think Sierra did. It was either her or Hali ... a very blonde.
ReplyDeleteI love Ozzy, Malcom and Tai.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell how much we all missed the pool. 40+ comments by the first commercial. :))
ReplyDeleteHI Ed!
ReplyDeleteHello everyone!
*giddy*
lol Petals that was what i was typing...some blonde chick
ReplyDeleteI don't know who I'm cheering for. Ozzy lacks personality, he's kind of boring. Tony is sometimes interesting as is Malcolm. Sandra is interesting as she goes for 3. Some of these folks I don't eally think of as being great players.
ReplyDeleteHi Petals! Looks like Ozzie has you...hook, line, & sinker!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about all-access so I can watch on the eastern time zone... I'm also thinking that they may put Ponderosa under that too...
ReplyDeleteI never liked Sierra. She was kind of a brat.
ReplyDeleteHey there Homie... long time no see!!
ReplyDeleteSierra had the blue shirt on, I think.
Joe, I think they promised Caleb a second chance. He didn't go out on his own. We'll see how he does this time.
ReplyDeleteDifferent Sierra, Joe. I think you're thinking of Ciera
ReplyDeleteOK, that is funny. Tony!
ReplyDeleteHey Homiee!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTony's up to his old tricks again. I would not go after him. Phooey.
ReplyDeleteI wish hot Joe could have come back, too!
ReplyDeleteThat would be an interesting 3-person alliance.
ReplyDeleteHot Joe is right here, Petals.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was Sierra who picked up the advantage.
ReplyDeleteHi my love! *waving to Ozzy*
ReplyDeleteNo, that's the same Sierra isn't it? Er...so many seasons, so many 20-something brats. :)
ReplyDeleteawww, lil goats. God, please don't let them kill it.
ReplyDeleteI do not remember Sierra. WHo cares? Just wish she'd put more clothes on
ReplyDeleteJoe, I thought you meant the daughter (Ciera) who voted out her own mother.
ReplyDeleteWhy is she on this show? I've never been impressed with Sierra.
ReplyDeleteOK, that isn't the same Sierra I was thinking about.
ReplyDeleteI actually liked that Sierra. Although, again, I don't recall her game-changing move.
ReplyDeleteGet away from my BOYFRIEND!
ReplyDeleteOh, No!! I think the two legends the guide mentioned is Ozzy/Cirie :(((
ReplyDeleteokay! Who needs a drink? (me me)
ReplyDeleteWe have margaritas and STELLA!
LOL, Petals!! This is going to be a fun season! :)))
ReplyDeleteCiera, the daughter, was definitely a brat. But wasn't there another Sierra a few seasons ago...? I'm so horrible with names.
ReplyDeleteI'm also not sure why Culpepper is back. He did nothing for me the first time. He managed to hang around longer than he should have with numbers against him, but hardly a "game-changer".
I'm officially renaming this season "Survivor: Misnomer!"
LOL H. Joe! I have missed these gatherings. Sure have read a lot of books, though.
ReplyDeleteHi, everyone. I'm having trouble posting tonight.
ReplyDeleteI brought a couple of magnums of Pinot Grigio and spinach dip!
Enjoy!
tbc
Cirie is someone to fear, she runs things behind the cameras
ReplyDeleteSierra voted her own mother off just to get further in the game.
ReplyDeleteIt just occured to me, 2 hour season premier, are we going to lose 2 people tonight? Anyone know?
ReplyDeleteI hope Tony, Caleb and Sandra hook up. That's a thruple I could cheer for. Unlikely alliance though they might be.
ReplyDeleteHey TBC
ReplyDeleteLots of food tonight LOL Ive got the blender making fresh strawberry margaritas if anyone wants one... with or without salt
ReplyDeleteAgree, Joe. Some, only some of these are real Game Changers! A lot of duds in the bunch for certain.
ReplyDeleteWe had hurricane force wind gusts today. Almost 100,000 people without power. I kept hoping my TV would stay on for this. LOL.
ReplyDeleteSUeG - yes, I hope Cirie isn't as powerful in this group
ReplyDeletehahahaha...you guys are killing me alraedy..."hot joe is right here".. true that Joe!
ReplyDelete"get away from my boyfriend" ..ahhh petals you are hilarious
Didn't Sierra's mother tell her to vote her off? I never considered that a big move by Sierra. I always thought of that as Mama protecting her baby.
ReplyDeleteI'll be so angry if Ozzie is the first one out. Grrrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteCirie talks a good game.. If she doesn't want to play with you - you are OUT
ReplyDeletethe town where I went to school lost 438 homes Monday night in an EF3 tornado. We lost power for about 6 hrs, and part of a fence.
ReplyDeleteI knew Ozzy would work with JT
ReplyDeleteWE're seeing so much of this tribe, they MUST lose the challenge.
ReplyDeleteOh no. Tai is at it again. Darn it. He can't keep his mouth shut.
ReplyDeleteTai is such a horrible liar...
ReplyDeleteJT, Tai & Ozzy - YES
ReplyDeleteGo jump in the ocean, Cirie. Buh BYE Felicia!
I think you are right, Joe.
ReplyDeleteYes Joe, Sierra's mom said to do what she had to do to go futher.
ReplyDeleteso there are 2 Sierras: blonde & brat? Ugh @@
ReplyDeleteThe SPY SHACK is back in a new form, LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm setting up all-access as we chat One week free or you can get it for $4.79/mon for 3 months
ReplyDeleteBlond = Sierra
ReplyDeleteBrat = Ciera
Tony's going underground......he'll get busted eventually, it's too close.
ReplyDeleteThese women are right, what did they expect?
ReplyDeleteDang, Caleb....don't get hurt again!!
Damn, Caleb!! Break a hip the first show out, LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat idiot doesn't look for an idol out there? It's one of those weird pseudo-guidelines
ReplyDeleteTony needs subtitles...
ReplyDeletetbc
Ciera is talking toooooo much.
ReplyDeleteYES!!! Make her a target!
ReplyDeleteGrabbing another glass of wine... anyone else??
ReplyDeleteThanks, Monty! I'll partake.
ReplyDeletetbc
I'm good on my Stella, thanks Monty :)
ReplyDelete(of course, I'm drunk on Ozzy...)
ReplyDeletePouring a glass for Terry!!
ReplyDeleteOh **??//! CBS won't let me watch it in your time zone
ReplyDeleteFinally, challenge time!
ReplyDeleteFirst immunity? There's another hour left?? hmmmm
ReplyDeleteOzzy will be swimming again.
ReplyDeleteSince we barely saw the one tribe, don't we know who's winning this? Unless they just spend the next 30 minutes with the other tribe after they lose the challenge.
ReplyDeleteROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS!! Love it... there won't be any of the split the vote silliness this season.
ReplyDeleteof course, Ozzy is going in the water...he can communicate with the fish (sharks) and they will leave him alone.
ReplyDeleteWell that blows SueGee. There are online feeds of CBS. I don't have the bandwidth to watch them though myself.
ReplyDeleteHaley stayed awfully close there, considering.
ReplyDeleteOZZY is like a beautiful dolphin
ReplyDeleteMakayla was a physical threat on her season. I kind of like her.
ReplyDeleteI hate these sand digs. Seems kind of random who wins.
ReplyDeleteI've got bandwidth and speed LOL Just my local CBS station live right now
ReplyDeleteYES!! GO BABY!
ReplyDeleteMaykayla is a dangerous player, Joe. I agree and hope she learned to keep her lips tight this time.
ReplyDeleteoh no - cirie. Urgh.
ReplyDeleteI agree MOnty - I really liked Mykala from last season.
ReplyDeleteYEEEEEKS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSWEET!!
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!! Hurry!
ReplyDeletec'mon Ozzy baby!
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!
happyhappyjoyhoyhappyhappyjoyhoy
I was hoping my pool pick would be out early...
ReplyDeletetbc
So who will it be? Ciera or Tony? I highly doubt Tony goes home early.
ReplyDeletesee ya ciera! hopefully..lol
ReplyDeleteCierra, please. What a pot-stirrer.
ReplyDeleteOzzy Dolphin
ReplyDeleteJust perused the comments I missed...*sigh* Yes, Ed - Ozzy has always had me! Since day one!
ReplyDeleteMonty - yes! The most beautiful dolphin.
Remember when he made a coconut phone to call me, and he sent secret messages thru the dolphin? LOL
(Ozzy & I have a 'past')
PS - Joe, yes! You are the original HOT Joe. XOXO
ReplyDeleteI've learned not to trust the editing
ReplyDeleteEd, scary but true.
ReplyDeleteOK, seriously. Why does she care if she's a fake vote? It's too early to be that paranoid.
ReplyDeleteUt oh... Sandra has her in her sights. David, you may be on Zeke's float, LOL
ReplyDeleteWEll, Monty, we learned that Makayla didn't learn to keep her mouth shut. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL, I should have never said anything, now I will get Zeke maybe.
ReplyDeleteBeing a paranoid, mouthy idiot sure does flip a target!
ReplyDeleteCiera or Michala
ReplyDeleteShe took it well.
ReplyDeleteDang, she lived another day!! Woohoo
ReplyDeleteWonder if she'll learn from this? LOL
ReplyDeleteI think that was a good vote. She's not very physical and she was always a troublesome brat.
ReplyDeleteFinally, the show is just starting here. =)
ReplyDeleteShe did take it well.
ReplyDeletebye bye
ReplyDeleteInteresting
ReplyDeleteI HATE that term, "bye Felicia". It's from some movie that I'll never see, and all the young chix at my office say it. Grr. I used it on Cirie ON PURPOSE! LOL
ReplyDeleteyes!
ReplyDeleteYes!
YES YES!
YES YES YES!!! BYE BRAT!
Good lord, Tony and Aubry are hooking up. He'll cut her like he did Sarah.
ReplyDeleteAubry hasn't changed. LOL.
ReplyDeleteA whole hour remaining, YAY! More Ozzy!
ReplyDeleteTony is playing Sandra. I hope she gets a clue!!
ReplyDeleteI just never did like Tony...
ReplyDeleteI know Tony is strong, but if they do not get rid of him before merge, he could do it again. He's extremely smart. Very strategic mind.
ReplyDeleteWell, the one I wanted gone went. Only thing, I had the wrong Sierra/Ciera.
ReplyDeleteSandra always has the same strategy: anyone but me! LOL. She's never really in an alliance.
ReplyDeleteI love Tai..
ReplyDeletetbc
Smart Tony.
ReplyDeleteAww, I love Tai and his love of the chickens. Keep them for the eggs people.
ReplyDeleteI love Tai, too TBC! I hope he & Ozzy adopt the goats and train them. Teach them tricks. :)
ReplyDelete(one can dream...)
They are going to have a hard time getting rid of the chickens with Tai around. He might become a liability.
ReplyDeleteJT looks TOTALLY different. How many years ago was his win?
ReplyDeleteLOL, yes Becky. Our Sierra will be a floater and could go a long way. I doubt it, but it looks like we are stuck with her. :))
ReplyDeleteditto Monty! Leave the chickens alone!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Petals.
ReplyDeleteStalker....
ReplyDeleteChickens eat anything! The will eat leaves!
ReplyDeleteThis "bunker" is the weirdest thing...
ReplyDeleteChickens provide food. Leave Tai and his chickens alone!
ReplyDeletetbc
They will vote out Tai when they get really hungry LOL
ReplyDeleteThey need to watch Tony. He is too smart to keep in the game. They have no idea.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I like this Sandra :)))
ReplyDeleteWell, that was a short-lived alliance.
ReplyDeleteRoosters don't lay eggs, folks. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, I think like Tai - I put animals before my own life, because they are innocents. If I were stranded on a desert island with a cow, that cow would be eating ME to survive.
ReplyDeleteTrue.
No, I lack that survival thing. I am glad to leave this place.
Tony is always 'full throttle'. Take a breath bro'
ReplyDeleteparanoid much
ReplyDeleteChickens don't lay eggs under duress, either. Unless ideal conditions, they will be eggless.
ReplyDeleteThere are hens, too. Just saying...
ReplyDeletetbc
I'll never understand why they feel the need to lie. If they said, we were talking strategy wouldn't that be more believable than "we came out alone in the woods to look at the tide" or, even worse, "we came out alone in the woods to talk about how WAAAAY back at camp the crate is too close to the fire." LMAO
ReplyDeleteJoe, they always kill the chicken first (meaning the female) and leave the rooster. D-U-M-B
ReplyDeleteGeez, Sandra - you talk like a ... criminal. "PoPo"?
ReplyDeleteTCB, the hens don't lay enough eggs to matter. However, I don't like seeing them killed either. And, there is not enough to feed even 3 people. LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you, Terry. I meant hen. They always go after the hens first and leave the roosters for last. Dumbest thing ever. One season they all got in an argument about the hens can't lay eggs without a rooster. So the rooster was more important to keep. @@
ReplyDeleteThank you Jackie! It's sooooo great to be back here, among friends, partying &
ReplyDeletecheering-on our faves!
XOXOXO
I know. If you are going to lie, make it a good one. And I thought the same thing. Roosters don't lay eggs.
ReplyDeleteMonty, I never understood that, either. You don't need the male for her to lay an egg. They never get that. LOL
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