Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Big Brother 17: Live Feeds Wednesday into the Evening - July 1

Clay finds Jackie intriguing?

It was the night before Eviction and all through the house, Jace was scurrying just like a mouse. Probably more like a hamster. Here's what's been happening inside that Big Brother House of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap:
  • Jace roamed the house alone in the dark hours before the dawn. He was fussing about being backdoored and how he never got a chance to play the game. He built some sort of little shrine and apologized to his whole family.
  • Aw, poor Jace. 
  • Heck, he deserves to be backdoored for his bully ways if not for generally being annoying!
  • After the rest of the hamsters started stirring, Jason decided that the people in the house aren't human. Nope. They're hamsters, a type of rodent. He should know that.
  • They're hamsters there for our entertainment!
  • A lot more Audrey talk going on. Jason is sort of leading the charge against her.
  • However, Audrey did it to herself. And now she keeps making things even worse sitting in bed.
  • She's Amanda with swinging arms and no boy-toy.
  • Jace told Vanessa about his bullying, er, conversation with Steve. He admitted he made up Geek Squad McGee to her.
  • Steve hasn't mentioned the bullying, er, conversation to anyone that I've seen.
  • After some sun time, they had to go on indoor lockdown.
  • Jace continued to campaign after he said he was stopping. He thinks they can flip the vote.
  • James and Jeff think that if they can oust Shelli, they can get Clay on their side.
  • Da'Vonne said they'll get off slop at midnight tonight. Hmm. I thought it was tomorrow. I'm mistaken. Oops. What kind of superfan am I?
  • Jason practically chain smokes whenever he's outside. He's surely going to run out of cigarettes if he keeps it up.
  • At times, Becky seems to look a bit like a more attractive Sandra Bernhard. Maybe it's just me.
  • While Jace is campaigning, his best bro-buddy Austin is telling Liz that once Jace is gone, they can get more people working with them.
  • Liz thinks the budding relationship between Shelli and Clay is ridiculous. After all, Shelli is OLD. Hey, she's 33, for gosh sakes!
  • Aw, isn't this too sweet ... the kids are having an indoor prom tonight, special snowflakes that they are!
  • Audrey talked to Jace about working with him. She asked if he would be willing to pin a lot of turbulence on Jeff.
  • Hmm. Audrey's so all over the place with telling people stuff, directing people and self-imploding, that I'm not sure whether she's part of a Save Jace Bit or just patronizing the dude.
  • Then she goes on to tell James that Jeff is after him.
  • I'm sorry. I just can't figure this woman out. I'm at a loss here.
  • I think all of those around her are at the same loss.
  • Audrey hit Meg up with the anti-Jeff talk, too.
  • Of course, it's the TAR Jackie on the block, not Jeff.
  • Jace, campaigning to James, told him he'd remain loyal to him if he worked to flip the vote.
  • Meanwhile, prom prep is going on.
  • Steve's date is Jackie and Clay gave him a makeover.
  • He looks really good except that he's upset with a pimple on his forehead.
  • They told him he needed a new name for his new persona.
  • They said, "The Fonz!" 
  • Steve, "Cool name. But, where did you get it from?"
  • I feel so old.
  • As far as I can tell, despite all the campaigning and pseudo-promises, it should be Jace out the door tomorrow. His best bud Austin has already written him off.

Quiet for once

Getting weirder and weirder

Not quite like a poker game

No romance in the hammock

The "cookie air" diet?

Clay does the Steve prom makeover

It's the Fonz, a new Steve!


JonMD1267 said...

The night before eviction lol I almost pd my pants ha

Lili said...

Audrey to me is playing exactly like Devin from BB 16. Running around in the middle of the night pulling in new alliance people without consulting her existing alliance members? Classic Devin. As is stirring up all manner of stuff and generally driving people crazy playing so hard so fast, and a complete inability to demonstrate any level of discretion.


uncartie said...

They are having sort of a talent show. Each couple performs like a dance. Vanessa and Day are doiing a mime act. Jace is rapping poetry about each person. Audrey nowhere to be found.

I finally figured out who Audrey reminds of.
She is the SNL Cecily Strong character "The girl you wished you never started a conversation with" come to life.

Vanessa found sneakers in the store room and thinks the HOH comp will be physical.

T-Town Chick said...

Jackie, you hit the nail on the head with the Becky comment. She has always reminded me of someone but I couldn't figure out who. Thanks for all you do!

Dr_Celine said...

Becky looks like Hillary Swank at times too. I think Audrey sounds like Janeane Garofalo. I also think John's voice sounds a lot like Bobcat Goldthwait. Yes, I'm dating myself. However, if you listen you'll notice these similarities too.

uncartie said...

Every one enjoying Chinese food that was given to them,looks like it's from Panda Express. Probably a reward for doing such a great job with the talent show and clapping game. They are all having a great time except for Jace who is slithering around and Audrey who has been sulking in bed for hours.

Production has got to be head over heels with the way this cast for the most part has jelled with each other.

Nice to see Vanessa finally interacting and having fun with the rest of them. It pays to stay up....well not for me as it looks like I'm going to pull another all-nighter. :)

Petals said...

Yes, Jackie! Becky is sooo Sandra Bernhard. She reminds me of the Seinfeld ep where Jerry is dating a girl who looks good only in certain lighting.
Steve is adorable, I hope this show gets him out more, gives him social confidence, etc.
Internet still out, I hate AT&T.
Thanks Ms J - I'd be lost without your updates.

Cheryl in NC said...

oh my..Steve doesnt know who the fonz am feeling old too Jackie!