
A truly trashy wedding
Well. last night wasn't your typical evening in the BB13 house. Oh, sure ... there was still a bit of scheming. You can't be in that house without a bit of treachery and deceit. But we had the social event of the season happen right before our very eyes. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of the Trashbag Dream Wedding:
- As much as I don't care for Brendon or Rachel, this was really fun. Everyone in the house got involved, even their arch nemesis Daniele.
- The trashy theme was perfect for the couple.
- Lawon was a hoot as he performed the ceremony with a mix of gospel and street church.
- Jordan caught the bouquet, Jeff the garter.
- Hmmm.
- The sang "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow" in lieu of anything else because that song is public domain.
- Elf Adam was the ringbearer.
- Rachel made up a wedding vow poem which included "no one will come between me and my man."
- Brendon's vow included a nod to ABC instead of CBS. Wanna bet that won't air on the show? He said he chose ABC because they air The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
- BB even gave them a bottle of champagne.
- Amidst all of the wedding preparation and celebration, it's still Big Brother.
- Since most of the house will target either Rachel or Daniele this week after Brendon goes on Thursday, Jeff and Jordan's NOT wanting to get HoH makes sense. They're down there on the list of targets.
- At least, for the moment.
- Adam is seriously studying for the HoH comp, hoping it's questions.
- Lawon told Daniele (not Brenchel) that he'd put up Rachel and Shelly.
- Not that I think he'd win a comp at all, but I also think he'd entertain the idea of nominating Jeff, Jordan or Daniele with Rachel.
- He's sneaky.
- Daniele thinks that Rachel was rude to them after everyone worked so hard on the mock wedding for them.
- Oh, c'mon Daniele. It's Rachel.

Bridezilla gets ready

The groom is radiant

The best man wore shorts

They all gussied up

Daniele was the bubbles gal

Rev. Lawon performed (and I mean PERFORMED)
the ceremony.
the ceremony.

A marriage deed done dirt cheap






































