I want to take a moment to wish everyone a happy Easter (if you celebrate the day) and a great Sunday! I appreciate the contributions of so many folks on this blog and know countless others are reading. Zoetawny was kind enough to make me a colorful Easter graphic, too!
May we all have chocolate! :-)
I have a more thorough post awaiting posting over on TV Squad, but I'm not sure when it will go up. So, I figured I'd touch base here in the meantime. Today was fairly quiet in the house with a bit of action picking up towards the evening.
Here be da skinny:
- Natalie and James talked ... a lot. Supposedly they won't target each other.
- Chelsia is still likely to be evicted this week, but she won $21,000 today, so it won't hurt as much.
- How'd she win it? Well, the luxury comp movie was today -- it was 21 -- the card-counting gambling movie. Somehow, she won.
- Ryan and Adam are very worried that Natalie and James talked for so long.
There's your big news for the moment!
I made a comment that Sheila reminded me of Mrs. Gulch, the pre-witch from The Wizard of Oz. Sure enough, graphic artist Zoetawny got an idea! I dunno. I can hear Sheila in my mind saying "I'll get you and your little doggie, too" as her foes are evicted. Can't you?
Here's what's been going on inside that Big Brother House of Flying Monkeys:
- Natalie and Sheila think they will be the final two women.
- Sheila thinks she might beat Amber's crying reputation.
- Sheila and Natalie spent an exorbitant amount of time talking about how horrible Chelsia is.
- While they were doing that, Chelsia and Ryan were trashing Sheila elsewhere.
- Sheila told Natalie that Evel Dick hinted that people "out there" really liked her. Say what?
- Natalie is sure that Chelsia is jealous of the relationship she has with her Mattie. (Cough)
- Sharon says that Ryan wants Sheila out, but Adam won't put her on the block.
- It's very likely that Sharon will be put on the block in place of James, ensuring that Chelsia will be voted out.
- Joshuah told Sharon that he needs James in the house because he's a bigger target, thus he (Joshuah) is more protected.
- In talking about how different it is to be in the house than to just watch the show, Joshuah said the DR really drags out things from them -- "Just give me a teleprompter and tell me what you want me to say."
- The DR told Ryan that his grandfather died. He's not planning to leave the house. The grandfather was 90 years old and Ryan only told Sheila because he thought she would be understanding. Sheila started telling her own grandparent stories.
- Sheila asked Ryan if the rumor about Natalie giving oral sex to Matt was true. He said it is.
- Adam told Natalie that James offered him three weeks of safety if he puts her on the block.
- Natalie said James is stupid if he thinks Adam will put her on the block.
- Natalie told Adam that she didn't play for POV this week because God wants her to win HOH this week. @@
- Natalie thinks they should keep Chelsia this week and backdoor Joshuah. (Maybe Chelsia's threats to sleep with Matt are working?) She is on a new campaign streak about getting Joshuah out. There haven't been any new issues between her and Josh, so I can only think Chelsia going into sequester alone with her Mattie is behind the latest.
- Ryan and James talked about Chelsia and Matt both gone (not yet!) and how they shouldn't stop the grudges.
- Natalie, Ryan, and Adam think they have to keep Sheila around for her vote.
- Adam told Joshuah that Natalie wants him on the block because she thinks he's working with James. (And Chelsia isn't closer? Hmmm ... Natalie, your insecurities are showing!)
- Chelsia cried to James because she isn't ready to leave. She would need a miracle to stay.
- Oh, my ... maybe God will help Natalie and Chelsia! Natalie is pushing Adam and Ryan hard for Joshuah to go on the block and be backdoored.
- James wants to do The Amazing Race with Chelsia. She said she'd love that.
- Ryan and Adam think they should go with Adam putting Sharon on the block and evicting Chelsia.
- Joshuah is concerned that he might be put on the block.
- Joshuah tried to convince Adam that putting Natalie on the block is definitely an option.
- James told Joshuah that Sheila told him she wanted to go to the final two with him (James).
- Sheila cried.
- Adam is sure that he's a target of James. Joshuah told him that James is after Natalie.
- Chelsia and Natalie had another brouhaha. Same old, same old. This time it was Chelsia yelling about abortions instead of Joshuah. That was inspired by Natalie telling her she couldn't pray to save herself.
- Adam told Natalie she shouldn't be confronting Chelsia. Chelsia is upset enough that she'll probably be going home without Natalie giving her more problems.
- The DR apparently spoke to Chelsia regarding talking about Natalie's abortions. (Maybe Natalie shouldn't have ever mentioned them in the first place? That was stupid on her part although I agree it's not something to be used as ammunition in a personal spat.)
- Chelsia then went to Natalie and asked if she could pray with her. Natalie said not if she was just mocking her.
- The fight goes on.
- Natalie thinks Chelsia is not only jealous of her and Mattie, but because she has better breasts. @@
- Bad words, fight, snarl, gnash, hiss, bible thump, abortions. It's a verbal cat fight! Meow.
- Sheila is disgusted because Natalie is still lying about the oral sex with Matt.
- Meow!
- "God loves me," says Natalie.
- Chelsia told Natalie that Matt fingered her in the storage room. "What?: says James. Meow. Hiss.
- Sheila got mad at Adam for not protecting Natalie. @@
- Chelsia hid a bunch of Natalie's things, then put them back after Joshuah told her he got into trouble for hiding other peoples' things.
- Chelsia told Adam he's evicting the wrong person.
- Chelsia told the others the camera will tell whether Natalie did the oral sex on Matt. (Yes, it did.)
- Chelsia thinks that Natalie is very pretty, but starved for attention ... thus the way she acted about Matt.
- Adam and Chelsia think that Natalie is the stereotype of what could be an abused woman.
- Natalie said she'd rather leave now and be with Matt in sequester.
- Sheila tried to convince her she needs to stay.
- Natalie is mad at Adam for making her leave the HOH room earlier in the evening. (I don't blame him at all.)
- Chelsia told Joshuah that the DR room told her she was being immature.
- James and Chelsia smooched and made out under the covers.
- The camera switched to Natalie sleeping just when the action started with James and Chelsia.
- All are in bed now, Chelsia roamed the house a bit looking at the Memory Wall.
Rats, I had to miss it for work and the feeds didn't show the Evel Dick appearance anyway! My latest live feeds post is up over at TV Squad and I'll have more here a bit later tonight.
At the moment, they're sunning and James will live to see another week.
I think we have a most unpleasant week ahead. I predict that Sheila won't stay quiet a moment and Natalie will keep thanking God for helping her. No matter if you like the ones on the block or not, Sheila and Natalie are unbearable both upset and vindicated. Chelsia and James, when cornered, aren't fun either.
Here's what's happened through the overnight hours:
- Chelsia claims she told the producers she'll do sexual favors to stay in the house.
- Sheila and Natalie think Joshuah will save James if he wins POV.
- Chelsia thinks Sheila must look like a hag on television.
- Sheila and Natalie talked about how boring Sharon is.
- In talking to God, Natalie said that Matt was "executed" out of the house because "he is the best looking and has the biggest muscles."
- Natalie told the others her job as a cheerleader is to look pretty. (Mind you, she's not a cheerleader.)
- Natalie told Sheila her period is late. (Uh-oh!)
- They all thought the POV comp would be held at midnight. It wasn't.
- They all gave up and went to bed.
Alas, if that wake-up from Dick happens early this morning their time, I'll be at work.
I have a more thorough post awaiting posting over on TV Squad, but I'm not sure when it will go up. So, I figured I'd touch base here in the meantime. Today was fairly quiet in the house with a bit of action picking up towards the evening.
I made a comment that Sheila reminded me of Mrs. Gulch, the pre-witch from The Wizard of Oz. Sure enough, graphic artist Zoetawny got an idea! I dunno. I can hear Sheila in my mind saying "I'll get you and your little doggie, too" as her foes are evicted. Can't you?
I think we have a most unpleasant week ahead. I predict that Sheila won't stay quiet a moment and Natalie will keep thanking God for helping her. No matter if you like the ones on the block or not, Sheila and Natalie are unbearable both upset and vindicated. Chelsia and James, when cornered, aren't fun either.