Nah, this is a current screen cap from the house. I took it yesterday. It's dark and they're sleeping now.
Here's what happened in the Big Brother House of Horrible Houseguests since my last report:
- Natalie read the bible out loud to Sheila.
- James told Adam his speech (POV?) was stupid. He apparently said something about "to minimize risk" which doesn't ring bells with me on the nominations speech.
- James and Adam played chess.
- Ryan and James played chess.
- Sharon told Natalie she rarely drinks beer, doesn't like it. Natalie told her that she prefers pot to alcohol.
- Adam, James, Chelsia, Joshuah, and Ryan talked about Natalie's life. They think that something seems to be missing. (Maybe they'll decide that Sheila's her mother next!)
- There seems to be a 2-3 year gap in her stories to them.
- I'm glad they're not analyzing my life. There are some years in the past I rarely mention and remember little ... probably on purpose.
- Natalie says she won't embarrass herself like Chelsia on national television. God has tested her and she passed. @@
- Sheila thinks Joshuah's time in the house is just about up. On that side, she and Natalie only think Sharon is deserving of the win.
- In my opinion, whoever wins deserves to win. It won't mean I'll be happy with the winner, but that's the way it is. They all have to live with themselves afterward.
- They're sleeping like little angels, aw.
Doldrums in the BB9 house -- they definitely do too much in a few days and then pretty much nothing from Sunday until Wednesday this season. I hope the upcoming summer show goes back to a Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday schedule.
Here's the latest scoop from that Big Brother House of Mixed Nuts:
- Natalie told Sharon it takes her more than 30 days to fall in love. She's said that before, too. Then she usually goes back to talking about her Mattie. Go figure.
- The girls talked about their MySpace pages.
- Sharon told Sheila that Natalie is after Joshuah. Sheila said that she will do whatever she wants to do.
- Sheila thinks Adam would have put her on the block if they didn't need the numbers to evict Chelsia.
- Sheila thinks that they want her out of the house because no one wants to be in the final two with her. She'd win against anyone, y'know. (Actually, she might, not that I want her to win. Come to think of it, I don't think I want any of this group to win. A double eviction at the end and no one wins I say!)
- Natalie and Sheila had a gabfest. Natalie is taken with her Mattie!
- Natalie told Sheila that James apologized to her and hinted that she might be working with him. (Oh, fine. Telling Sheila something is like broadcasting it with a megaphone. Oh, I miss the Megaphone Lady, Miss Kitty!)
- James thinks if he was on the block, Chelsia would have a better chance to stay. Well, duh!
- Chelsia told Joshuah that her mother is probably flipping out over her rants. (No, she isn't. I'm sure she's changed her name, moved, and written Chelsia out of the will by now. No flipping out needed!)
- The guys shaved. Ryan even had his arms shaved.
- Natalie once again mentioned that her period is late.
- Sheila complained that she didn't get someone hot like the other women did in the soulmate thing. Well, someone had to have Adam!
My latest live feeds report is up over on TV Squad. I'll be reporting here later tonight. But they have to do more!
Chelsia in a quiet moment yesterday.
Here's what's been happening in that Big Brother Ship of Fools since the veto meeting:
- The HG got their sugar fixes by eating the Easter candy.
- Chelsia asked if they could eat the eggs they dye. They don't think so. @@
- Joshuah and James hid some of the beer they got in the storage room.
- BB gave them beer and wine.
- They had fun with decorating eggs.
- An indoor lockdown was forced as one of the outdoor cameras fell to the ground and had to be fixed.
- Natalie and Sheila say they hate peeps. Well, maybe peeps hate them on back!
- Lots of sex talk once again. Oh, gee. Natalie said she can't bring herself to a climax. If I have to know, so do you.
- Chelsia once again talked about how she would have sex with Matt in sequester -- this time until his crooked eye goes straight.
- Sheila cried because Matt wasn't there to defend himself. @@
- Joshuah asked if Matt was her son (Sheila's) -- she cried more and said he isn't.
- Natalie can't understand why Chelsia keeps attacking her. Yet Natalie keeps making remarks about her leaving.
- Natalie claims that Chelsia would be evicted immediately if she brought up the abortions again.
- Joshuah hopes the latest Chelsia acting out brouhaha doesn't go on the air for the show.
- Joshuah told Natalie that Chelsia was in the wrong. Whether he thinks it or is just working Natalie, your guess.
- Natalie told Joshuah and Sheila she was picked on all the time when she was a child.
- Back to the finger incident between Matt and Chelsia. Natalie still says it didn't happen.
- Natalie thinks she's the sole survivor of the Sexy Six in the house.
- Joshuah told Ryan he thinks Matt is Sheila's son and that's why she's so upset.
- Chelsia napped after her tirade at Natalie.
- Sharon told James that she thinks Matt is Sheila's nephew or son.
- Sheila told Chelsia the only reason she's after Natalie is because Natalie has annoyed her since the first day. Well, yeah.
- Joshuah told James that Sheila said Matt was "family."
- Sheila denied Matt was her son and said there is just too much going on in the house that she can't talk about.
- Joshuah told Sheila that Chelsia is crazy and won't let things rest.
- James and Chelsia talked about the times they've had sex in the house.
- James said he got into trouble for hiding beer for Chelsia.
- As I post this, James and Chelsia are still awake on their fold-out couch, but the rest are all asleep.
