Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Tuesday Daytime, July 20

ATTENTION: Allison Grodner -- You need to do SOMETHING to liven this season up! You picked a cast for which there is no controversy other than cattiness. Your most "dangerous" character is Enzo and that's all persona rather than anything else. We always complain that it's boring in the beginning of the season, but this year we mean it. Showmances are nothing. We have computers. If we wanted to watch porn online, we could. We're here for Big Brother. Your big saboteur idea was blown to dust after one week. Have you nothing else planned?

/rant

Another day of virtually nothing on the feeds. Here's the scoop (or lack thereof):

• Matt's using Ragan for information.
• Lane is using Britney for information.
• Brendon and Rachel are using each other for sex toys.
• Brendon thinks that Enzo has no alliances except perhaps with Britney.
• He's wrong.
• Brendon, Kathy and Rachel think Matt's a liar and playing both sides of the house.
• He is, but he's not as annoying as some in the past.
• Matt is reminding me of Ray Romano at times. He shouldn't -- wrong accent and all. Yet it happens.
• Not everyone loved Raymond. Not everyone loves Matt.
• Monet tried to make nicey-nice with Kathy.
• Later Kathy, Brendon, and Rachel talked about how lazy and dependent on her parents Monet is. She has no job, lives off her parents, etc., etc.
• Hayden told Monet that he heard Rachel was thinking of backdooring Matt.
• Ain't gonna happen. Monet's the target although they don't care much for Matt, either.
• Matt has the Brigade behind him and, for some reason, no one is seeing that Boy Alliance Band.
• That's all she wrote. Meow.
  

I feel like Kathy's expression.

Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Into Tuesday Dawn, July 20

Monet and Rachel take stock in their living situation. Heehee. Apparently something in the recent comp (blocked to the live feeds) has the hamsters doing the stocks daily, some up to four days.

Here are the happenings from that Big Brother House Which NEEDS To Come to Life:

• They complained that they're bored. Well, now. That's a big surprise!
• Brendon still wants to cook for the others even though he's a Have Not.
• Some played pool, others played word games.
• Hayden and Kristen were off camera a lot. I wonder what games they were playing?
• Monet and Britney got all catty again. They talked of Britney looking like a hoochie with her double chin, stealing Kathy's cigarettes. Hoochie Mama!
  
• Brendon and Rachel, who have had tiffs, plan to stretch their last fight to lessen the target on them.
• Britney fussed about how little they're earning on the show.
• My heart goes out to her. Or not.
• As in past seasons, a spider has been adopted by some (not all) of the hamsters.
• Brendon and Rachel made out ... again.
• Enzo created a slop dish which he calls pastina. Lane gave it a try and declared it good.
• Many have noticed that Kathy is definitely just following the power in the house. This week she's Rachel's buddy, last week not so much.
• Kristen and Hayden have been discovered by the camera ... in bed. Who woulda thunk it?
• Ragan likes Matt as a pal. But now others are telling him how Matt's playing both sides of the house. Ragan wants to be friends with who he wants to be friends with and that's that!
• Ragan thinks Brendon is a snake and Kathy is a floater, especially after she told him she wasn't trying to win.
• Matt says he wanted to be nominated to avoid being bullied by Rachel and Brendon, plus sparing the decision of who to vote for this week.
• Yeah, right. I'm sure he has his motives, but volunteering to go on the block is a pretty drastic step!
• Ragan, a floater himself, thinks that Kathy needs to go or she'll float her way to the win.
• Matt thinks Brendon and Rachel need to be split up.
• Well, duh. They had their chance and blew it.
• Hayden and Kristen want Britney nominated.
• So do I.
• Hayden and Kristen did a lot of undercover actions. They must be on a mission, eh?
• All are asleep as I get this posted.
  

Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds - PoV Meeting - Into Monday Evening, July 19

I could have posted this morning. But how much can I say ... about this?


Sigh. At least something happened today instead of showmance lust and small talk. They had the PoV meeting. Britney saved herself and Matt (who volunteered) went up in her place. What else happened in Happy Hamsterland?

• Hayden and Kristen are getting almost as bad as Rachel and Brendon.
• But ... shhh ... it's a secret.
• Britney said that Rachel says there are enough votes to keep Matt in the house.
• Matt says he's worried. (Then why the heck did he even throw his name in there? Rachel hadn't even been considering him before that!)
• Matt told Monet he will campaign to stay but won't slander her.
• Monet and Britney had another catty session. This time they even trashed the pores on Rachel's legs.
• Can you say meow?
• After a solid session of trashing all, but mainly Rachel, Monet went off to go cry alone.
• I don't feel sorry for her.
• Lane told Monet that Enzo's been sneaking cheese. No, not a sneaking cheese, although that description might fit! He told Monet she should try cheese if she's hungry.
• Matt and Ragan are buddies, but not a bromance.
  

If you'd like to give it a read, my review of last night's show is up on TV Squad.

Big Brother 12 - Sunday's Live Feeds, July 18

Laying his finger upside his nose ...

This is horrible. No, not Andrew in particular. I'm talking the activity or lack there of on the feeds today.

• No PoV meeting today, expect it tomorrow.
• No NOTHING today.
• They're bored, I'm bored.
• Still no definitive replacement for when Britney saves herself from the block. It's looking like Andrew will go up with Monet being the target.
• Monet mingled with the others more today. She isn't as bad when she's away from Britney.
• Rachel and Brendon made out in the Have Not room
• They played pool.
• They talked about small stuff.
• They talked golf.
• Andrew gave a talk on the Ten Commandments.
• Britney sneered at and shunned her fish sticks.
• There are probably starving children in China who would love fish sticks!
• I really have nothing here.
• Something needs to happen.
• Most boring day ever on the live feeds.
• Woe is me.
  

What the heck is with the boots? Sheesh.

For a bean bag toss

Big Brother 12 - Episode 5 - Nominations Blog Party

The show is actually starting on time here on the East Coast once again! As it airs, I'll post important updates in this entry. But the real fun is in the comments section. Everyone is invited to join in with your thoughts! Later tonight (or, worst case scenario, early in the morning), my full show review will be posted over on TV Squad.

Enzo, Britney, Monet, and Brendon are the new Have Nots -- they have fish sticks and fruitcake. Annie was revealed as the saboteur.

Britney and Monet are on the block ... but we knew that.