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Saturday, July 09, 2011

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Friday Night (7/08/11) Into Saturday Dawn

Better as a blond or brunette?

I can only hope that she will eventually implode.

Strange, strange season we have at hand here this year. Despite the departure of Evel Dick, the nominees stand (unless taken down by the PoV winning duo) and one of them will be evicted this coming Thursday. Dick's withdrawal (hee hee) will probably affect something down the road such as a double eviction which won't come to be for scheduling reasons. This duo bit isn't starting out that well, is it?

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Dickless Duos:

Yeah, I'm going to play on that as much as I can. It's my inner child going tee-hee.
Evel Dick has tweeted that he'll be making an announcement Wednesday -- check out @EvelDick.
With the extended indoor lockdown, sheer boredom had them inventing games to play.
As I posted earlier, Brendon and Rachel won PoV.
Sigh.
Brendon is worried because he thinks they're winning too many comps too early.
Plus, next week only he, Jeff and Jordan will be able to compete for HoH.
The PoV comp had something to do with spelling. Jordan didn't understand it. Maybe Jeff spelled technotronics! I just don't know.
Jeff noticed that Shelly is already starting to count things in the house in prep for those kind of comps.
That's good because I don't think Shelly is strong in physical comps.
Jeff and Brendon said that Adam and Shelly will vote their way. If they keep the noms the same, it's now Keith as the target because his behavior has done him in.
Surprise, surprise ... Dominic is the cleaning maven of the house so far.
Cassi and Dominic told Keith he needs to go to Rachel, apologize for his behavior and plead his case to stay.
For a while, Brendon and Rachel wore red unitards with purple belts from the Veto comp. After they took them off, they had to put them back on for a DR segment.
BB gave them alcohol.
This time Brendon himself showed him his funky toe which was the target of so much derision on his season.
Dominic is still trying to convince everyone that he's 25. Hmm ... what is he really? 22? They tell him he's 17.
Jordan conked out. I'm surprised that more didn't just collapse. They have hardly slept in two days.
They played a Spin the Bottle kind of game asking questions. According to the game, Adam will win BB.
That's better than Rachel!
Kalia, Dominic and Lawon talked about how they'd like to nominate Jeff and Jordan, then turn around and backdoor Brenchel.
They want to get Jeff and Rachel out as soon as they can.
History repeats itself -- Brendon got all pouty mad because Rachel was discussing strategy with people and he wasn't a part of it.
Finally the indoor lockdown ended.
Dick would have been happy this summer, more smokers! Jeff, Adam, Cassi and Shelly all smoke.
Shelly sucked up to the "vets."
As I get this posted, most seem to be still awake. I think we can expect them to sleep away as much of Saturday as they can.
Although there's been talk of using the PoV, I don't think it will be done. I think Keith (despite the fact he thinks the whole Dick disappearance is a set-up and claims he'll drop a bombshell at the PoV meeting) will remain the target until Thursday unless Porsche goes wild.

Instead of bored in the house, bored in the yard.

Keith seems to have lost that huge smile.

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds (late) Bulletin - PoV

Brendon and Rachel won the Power of Veto.

Friday, July 08, 2011

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Friday Daytime 7/08/11

What is with the butt on the table, Dominic?!?!

More cleavage than I need to see, Kalia!

This is starting off to be the most discombobulated season ever of Big Brother! When those feeds came on late last night, it was pure chaos trying to figure out what was going on. But, I've gotten to the point where I kind of sort of know ... well, as much as can be known. Here's the daytime hijinks from that Big Brother House of the Vanishing Dick:

Yes, Dick is not merely gone, he's most really sincerely gone.
No, he wasn't evicted.
It's supposedly some personal matter not with close family, so Daniele isn't affected.
EXCEPT ... they gave her the Golden Key. So she is safe for a month.
After the feeds returned after a huge FOTH (dating myself with that reference!), it turns out the house has some serious schemers.
Virgin Boy Dominic seems to be dedicated to scheming.
Keith and Porsche are still on the block, but the tide might be changing a bit from a Porsche target to Keith.
I wouldn't doubt if Keith's deacon job might not survive his BB13 days. The guy is pleasant enough but way too raunchy to be a youth minister!
He supposed showed Porsche his er, check out the "Vanished" reference above.
But his hasn't vanished.
Jeff is really getting along with all, but he's the first target of Dominic and Cassi (if indeed she's going along with Dom). Brendon is the second target.
Oh, why won't someone PLEASE target Rachel? I could cope with Brendon sans Rachel!
Rachel is getting along with the others better so far this season.
But I still want her gone.
Dominic referred to Adam as an 11-year-old in a 39-year-old body.
He has a point there. Jersey Boy needs to calm things down a bit. It's like he's trying to be Mr. Super Personality and BB Reference Desk all the time.
As when Survivor pulls this returning "favorites" $#%, things have pretty much developed into two camps.
Mysteriously, no one seems to think of Jordan as a threat.
Rachel is already thinking people are out to get her.
I can only hope they indeed are!
After being up all night, they all napped through the morning.
Keith had some kind of off feeds blow up and now there's speculation that he's a "loose cannon."
Dominic and Cassi think they're good with both sides of the house.
Little do they know, but others are thinking Dominic and Cassi are a bit too close and shouldn't be trusted.
The feeds were blocked for the PoV players pick.
But we know anyway.
Porsche and Keith, Jeff and Jordan, Brendon and Rachel with Adam hosting.
Both Jordan and Shelly (separately) told Rachel this is her chance to change America's perception of her.
Yeah, right. Like that's gonna happen!
Daniele and the "veterans" are aware of Dominic's plan to bring all the newbies to the end game.
So, the kid ain't too slick, eh?
Daniele, though safe for four weeks, is upset that she can't compete in any competitions for all that time.
I liked Daniele better as a blond.
I just felt I had to say that.
Porsche and Keith fought.
And Porsche cried.
I believe I've heard Jordan say that she thinks she's getting her period 154 times now.
Stop it, Jordan!
Power of Veto, always blocked to the live feeds, is on the slate sometime in the next few hours.
Despite a Vanishing Dick, the game goes on.

No, he's not Keith. He's just tightening his shorts.

People do seem to be trusting Shelly. We'll see!

Big Brother 13: Live Feeds into Friday 7/08

Flakes and Rachel, perfect together

Okay, so the BB13 live feeds kicked in at 1 AM my time. It's always great to jump in when the hamsters have already been in the house for six days and, not only that, but they're on indoor lockdown. And ... not only that, but they're gathering in a big group all talking at once! Then comes the mystery. Read along to find out what's happened inside that Big Brother House of the Missing Dick ...

Ahh, ahh -- confusion!
What? Adam found Dick's name on a piece of paper under a pillow on one of the nomination chairs?
Wait! Dick's missing! No one knows where he is!
Daniele's there.
Keith and Porsche's keys are missing, so they must be on the block.
The indoor lockdown is expected to last into the day Friday.
Ohh ... Jeff PUT that Dick note on the chair as a prank.
But Dick's still missing.
Brendon is mixing in well and seems to get along with people.
Then there's Rachel. Sure, on the surface she's getting along. But no one's tried to come between her and her man yet!
Rachel, in some weird control gesture, wants everyone to play games she dictates.
Adam, in his love for the strips, got a bacon discussion going.
There is indeed a Have Not room this season not seen in the promos.
It's like a padded cell with mats on the floor.
Kalia is a Have Not.
After playing charades and other homemade games, some turned to the chess board.
I hate the chess board. I hate the pool table in the yard. They make for boring feeds.
Not only is Dick missing, but the hamsters haven't been able to go into the Diary Room in all the time he's been gone.
Porsche seems to have rubbed folks the wrong way. Out of her and Keith, she would be the target for eviction.
Daniele, despite estrangement, is getting antsy and worried about Dick.
Heh. Jackie said "worried about Dick." Heh.
Brendon said he'd expose all of BB's secrets unless they found out about Dick.
They theorize that it must not have been a health issue, nor could Dick have walked out because BB would tell them about that.
Although Brendon and Jeff think Adam is a hoot, Daniele not so much. She's angry because Adam keeps telling her all about the game.
Shut your mouth a bit, Jersey Boy!
Cassi will be the next target if Porsche gets off the block.
At 4 AM ET, Daniele was finally called to the Diary Room. So, the Case of the Missing Dick should be coming to a conclusion.
Then fish (the white koi are cool).
Then BB trivia, where we still are as this gets posted.
It must be the PoV comp and, most likely, an explanation of Dick.
Yeah, I had too much juvenile fun with that, didn't I?

UPDATE: At approximately 7:15 ET, the feeds returned. Dick is really gone. They don't know why. Daniele has the Golden Key, PoV is yet to be played. Rachel is fussing that she and Brendon should go if they're just going to be picked off with one less veteran playing for HoH. After all, says Rachel, "You could be working on your doctorate because that's more important." Brendon thinks they should try to win as many prizes as they can get.