Big Brother 13 - No No No Comebacks Please!

Sometimes the loading bit hits the nail on the head ... or on the nose! But that's not why I'm here.

I never think it's fair when evicted people return to the game. They're evicted, gone, let the game go on. But Allison Grodner, much akin to her creepy liking of Jessie and Brenchel, likes these things.

Apparently the next America's Vote has us voting one of the evictees back into the house. Everyone is included except Evel Dick. Keith, Cassi and Dominic have all been sequestered since eviction, so they're fair game. Plus, the CBS site is including BRENDON in the poll on the assumption he's gonzo tomorrow night.

The poll was posted for mere moments on the CBS BB13 site (which has a makeover I absolutely hate) and I tried to get there to no avail. But thanks to hamsterwatch.com (get your live feeds through her if you plan to pick them up) and zap2it.com, there is a screen capture.

If idiots vote Brendon back in, I swear heads will roll!

Big Brother Live Feeds Into Wednesday Dawn 8/03

A truly trashy wedding

Well. last night wasn't your typical evening in the BB13 house. Oh, sure ... there was still a bit of scheming. You can't be in that house without a bit of treachery and deceit. But we had the social event of the season happen right before our very eyes. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of the Trashbag Dream Wedding:

• As much as I don't care for Brendon or Rachel, this was really fun. Everyone in the house got involved, even their arch nemesis Daniele.
• The trashy theme was perfect for the couple.
• Lawon was a hoot as he performed the ceremony with a mix of gospel and street church.
• Jordan caught the bouquet, Jeff the garter.
• Hmmm.
• The sang "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow" in lieu of anything else because that song is public domain.
• Elf Adam was the ringbearer.
• Rachel made up a wedding vow poem which included "no one will come between me and my man."
• Brendon's vow included a nod to ABC instead of CBS. Wanna bet that won't air on the show? He said he chose ABC because they air The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
• BB even gave them a bottle of champagne.
  
• Amidst all of the wedding preparation and celebration, it's still Big Brother.
• Since most of the house will target either Rachel or Daniele this week after Brendon goes on Thursday, Jeff and Jordan's NOT wanting to get HoH makes sense. They're down there on the list of targets.
• At least, for the moment.
• Adam is seriously studying for the HoH comp, hoping it's questions.
• Lawon told Daniele (not Brenchel) that he'd put up Rachel and Shelly.
• Not that I think he'd win a comp at all, but I also think he'd entertain the idea of nominating Jeff, Jordan or Daniele with Rachel.
• He's sneaky.
• Daniele thinks that Rachel was rude to them after everyone worked so hard on the mock wedding for them.
• Oh, c'mon Daniele. It's Rachel.
  

Bridezilla gets ready

The groom is radiant

The best man wore shorts

They all gussied up

Daniele was the bubbles gal

Rev. Lawon performed (and I mean PERFORMED)
the ceremony.

A marriage deed done dirt cheap

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Into Tuesday Dawn 8/02

Rachel's happy ...

... when she's the center of attention

Just wait until she's playing the game without her Poookie! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Bacherlor/Bachelorette Bashes:

• As I told you yesterday, Brendon decided to be all gallant and saved Rachel with the veto.
• Daniele, who previously discussed it with Jordan and Jeff, put Jordan on the block against Brendon as Jordan was the safest pawn.
• In a way, Daniele is very happy because her main target was Brendon, not Rachel.
• Yet she scrambled before the meeting and afterward too, making sure Jordan had the votes to stay.
• Everyone was a bit surprised because Brendon, despite always saying he would save Rachel, had changed his tune the past day or so -- saying he would take himself off the block.
• Which, of course, would be the wiser thing to do gamewise.
• But, for me, Rachel without Brendon might perk up the feeds some!
• Jordan isn't doing well with the Have Not foods. She's barely eating, consisting mostly on pickles. She doesn't like the sardines and seaweed, the slop goes right through her and she's just not eating much at all.
• But she isn't complaining. The others keep trying to get her to eat.
• Jordan is a bit worried about being on the block even though everyone keeps telling her she's safe.
• She's worried that Brendon is running around making deals.
• Kalia, as usual, has a focus on the money. Previously she mentioned how she wants to make the jury to get the full $8,500 stipend ($750 a week). Now she's saying how bad it must be to go out this week and just miss the full stipend.
• Rachel is leery of her ally, Porsche.
• As she should be.
• Shelly, once again, sucked up to Brenchel telling them how unfair it is that they're being split up and what good people they really are.
• Really?
• Blech. Pardon me if I go be ill for a moment!
• Rachel told Porsche she won't talk to Daniele for the rest of the summer.
• After all, Daniele separated her from her man!
• Rachel said that Daniele is worse than Britney was last year.
• Adam has assured both Jordan and Daniele that Jordan has his vote to stay.
• However, he's wisely not making any promises but acting interested in what Brenchel has to say.
• Brendon thinks that Porsche is trying to manipulate Rachel and shouldn't be trusted.
• Daniele told Kalia that she really wants Rachel out next week.
• Well, duh.
• Then the fun started -- Adam, Porsche and Lawon came up with a relatively tame "stripper" dance for Rachel and Brendon's bachelor/bachelorette party.
• I hate to say it, but Adam dances better than I do.
• Fun was had by all.
• Even me as I watched it.
• Porsche told Daniele she won't nominate or backdoor her next week -- she'd go after Lawon, Kalia or Shelly.
• I don't believe that.
• I don't think Daniele really does either.
• Rachel cried after she went to the DR to tape her goodbye message.
• Nothing to see here, move along.
• Daniele told Porsche how Brenchel came to her trying to get her to put Porsche on the block and how she's expendable to them.
• Meanwhile, the rest of the vet crew is talking about how worthless Porsche is in the game and they don't trust her.
• When Brendon saw Porsche, he told her she shouldn't hang out with Daniele or people will think they're working together.
• He also asked Porsche who she'd put up on the block -- Daniele and maybe Shelly.
• Hmm.
• Jordan talked to Adam about throwing the next HoH to him (so they won't be in the spot to put up Daniele or offend Rachel).
• He's agreeable. He just doesn't want it to be endurance.
• Huh. I wonder why endurance scares him.
• Oh, yeah. It's because he sucks at anything physical.
• Except strip-dancing, that is.
• That's pretty much where things stand now.
  

Practice time

Adam is the choreographer.
Who would thunk it?

The show hits the public

Lawon Exotic Dancers drummer

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Bulletin - PoV Meeting

The PoV meeting, blocked to the feeds, is finally over. Brendon used the PoV to save Rachel. Yes! I'd rather see her self-implode than him, more drama! As expected, Daniele put Jordan up as the pawn against him.

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Into Monday Dawn 8/01

Preparing for the trashiest wedding ever

First, let's all say happy 30th birthday to MTV. It doesn't seem like it's been that long, but I miss the earlier years when I actually wanted my MTV. Okay, let's go on with what's been going on inside that Big Brother House of Bridezilla and Brendon:

• All summer long and right after he won the veto, Brendon's been telling folks that if he and Rachel were on the block together and he won the veto, he'd save Rachel.
• Now it's seeming like that's not quite what might happen.
• If he saves himself, he's basically a stronger player. No, he'd never make it to the end game, but he'd put up a fight.
• If Rachel stays, she'd likely only be able to team up with Porsche and there's a huge possibility she'd self-implode.
• Personally, I'd rather see Rachel stay over Brendon. I think the drama would be better.
• Daniele is in a dilemma.
• She seems to honestly want to keep her deal with Jordan and Jeff, at least for the time being.
• If it's between Rachel and Jordan (the safest pawn), Rachel would have Brendon and Porsche votes for sure.
• Daniele, Jeff and Jordan aren't sure of Shelly's vote, but I think she'd want to keep Jordan.
• If Daniele puts up Porsche with Rachel, the only good thing about that is that it would eliminate one vote to keep Rachel.
• So, Sunday was a day of lazing about and trying to figure out exactly what Brendon will do with the veto -- save himself or Rachel.
• It rained in the morning there, which surprised them.
• It rained overnight here. I wasn't surprised.
• Daniele had long talks with Jeff and Jordan, then Adam.
• They're all on the same page.
• They believe that if Jordan is up against Rachel, she has Jeff, Lawon, Adam and Kalia backing her up.
• Porsche, meanwhile, thinks she's a great game player, a super strong woman in comps and that she's going to be backdoored.
• In the end, despite all the talk and scheming, no one really knows what will happen until after the veto meeting today.
• If they're thinking game, Brendon should save himself.
• If he's thinking chivalry and all, he'll save her.
• I think he might very well end up saving her.
• In other news, when they were talking about Natalie's trash bag pants, they decided that Brendon and Rachel should have the trashiest wedding ever.
• As is fitting, of course.
• Jordan, Shelly, Porsche and even Kalia worked hard to fashion a trash bag and aluminum foil gown for Rachel.
• They even made roses out of trash bags and foil.
• Everything ended up looking really nice.
• But it is trashy for trashy reality "stars."
• One thing is certain ... after Thursday, one of them is gonzo. The wedding bells have between now and then to ring.
  

Jordan going over the votes if she goes up as a pawn

Daniele seems to really want Jeff and Jordan aboard ... for now

Jeff gets animated as he forgets Porsche is in the house.

Big Brother beanbag game