I'm at a loss for words here.
I don't know ... things are getting very weird. Whether it's good, bad or production-assisted, I don't know. Here are today's happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Creepers:
- Jordan looks horrible. She must have cried most of the night.
- While she continues to snub Shelly, at least she doesn't lunge at her screaming and swearing like she did last night. It was weird to see Rachel practically have to carry Jordan away from Shelly before fisticuffs broke out.
- Jordan is still very upset that she embarrassed her grandfather and mother with her bad behavior.
- Kalia and Porsche attached at the hip are already driving me crazy. Even when not whispering, they talk so fast and like back in their throats or something that it's hard to understand them.
- There was a lockdown as production did something in the HoH room.
- That led to speculation that it might be a Pandora's Box coming.
- Oh, they were right.
- I'd like to take those stupid furry winter boots that Rachel wears in the California summer and burn them.
- I just had to get that off my chest. She looks stupid wearing them and pulling her long sleeves down over her hands.
- No, I'm not making comments on her looks. I really try not to do that. I'm talking her fashion sense. Or lack thereof.
- Porsche told Adam she'd like to put him and Rachel on the block.
- He's not so keen on that. He's worried that Jordan will win veto.
- Kalia finds that thought laughable.
- Adam told her she should nominate Rachel and Jordan.
- But Kalia/Porsche don't seem to want to nominate Jordan.
- They both have a lot of sympathy for Jordan.
- But Jordan is such a pretty sad gal that it's hard not to feel sorry for her.
- Yet they would like Adam to win HoH next week and do the dirty deed of eliminating Jordan. Then the next week, they get rid of him.
- Obviously, they're working on the assumption that Rachel goes this week.
- Meanwhile, Jordan and Rachel are sure they've already lost all possibilities of getting to the end.
- They both decide that if Kalia makes it to the end, she'll have their votes along with Jeff and Brendon.
- Whoops! There goes Pandora's Box!
- For opening it Porsche got herself and Kalia $5,000 each.
- The downside is the game returns to duos -- Kalia/Porsche, Adam/Shelly and Rachel/Jordan.
- So, if Rachel and Jordan get nominated, one could win the veto and both could come off the block.
- But I have no clue if Adam/Shelly win and save Rachel/Jordan. I don't think they can.
- Rachel and Jordan are once again happy campers. They might have a chance to survive at least a bit longer.
- Adam sat like a little fanboy saying how much he loves BB.
- Blech.
- What Adam doesn't know is that folks in his hometown have been asked to evacuate for the hurricane. He'd never guess that one!
- Shelly is still bitter that Jordan is so mad at her.
- I don't really know what else she expected. Jordan went above and beyond for Shelly and, nice girl that she tends to be, the betrayal hurts.
- In other developments, Rachel claims she's two weeks late and thinks she's pregnant.
- @@
- Others think she's saying it for attention.
- It could be either.
- I just don't think she's ready to be a mother right now.
- Kalia once again complained her jeans are ripping at the crotch.
- Well, if she didn't wear such tight jeans, they wouldn't do that. I know that when I wear tight jeans, they end up ripping at the seams there and along the thigh. Plus, tight jeans make heavier legs look like sausage.
- I guess I'm on a fashion kick.
- While I'm on it, I'm tired of Porsche's pink sweatsuit. Of course, it's better than that floor length whatever she wears.
- Gosh, I wish the feeds would come back from nominations.
- Yes, I'm sitting here filling in blank space while waiting for the word.
Finally ... confirmation -- Jordan and Rachel are on the block. Jordan said they still have veto and can take themselves off.
Rachel dearest
Porsche fashion
Dumped Rachel and Jordan like hot potatoes