Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Monday Afternoon - July 23

Paranoia the destroyer ... Joe

Just another day in the Habitrail. We really need to teach these hamsters new tricks to amuse us! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Falling Cards:

• Unlike his usual practice, Boogie was only up first briefly. He didn't go outside, just to the bathroom.
• Like his usual practice, he didn't wash his hands.
• Ew.
• JoJo was the first actually up this morning, taking in some early morning smokes. I'd imagine she's tense due to the upcoming eviction ... even if she thinks she might be safe.
• Shane and Frank have a safety deal going on for next week if Shane wins HoH.
• Shane's worried about being backdoored next week if he doesn't win HoH.
• He probably should worry no matter what Frank and Boogie tell him.
• As I announced earlier, Shane saved his own butt with the Veto. He might not know the game well, but he's not foolish!
• As expected, Frank nominated Danielle in his place to be on the block with JoJo.
• JoJo thinks America loves her and Shane because they're "so real."
• Cough.
• I like to ogle Shane. I don't love HoJo JoJo.
• Janelle thinks "Shane sucks and is bland."
• Jackie thinks "Shane is fine eye candy."
• Janelle and Ashley want to distance themselves (on the surface) from Danielle and suggested she (Danielle) try to work herself in with Ian.
• Oh great. Another inorganic chemistry discussion!
• Heck, it's still better than the previous season hamsters always talking movies and movie stars!
• Ian told Danielle that he thinks she will be safe.
• Shhh, Ian! Loose lips and all, y'know!
• Dan wore a hat Memphis gave him.
• JoJo (a recruit who never watched the show until she was in sequester) has no clue who Memphis is.
• @@
• Not a heck of a lot going on ... 

Dan wearing a hat Memphis gave him

The lovely (cough) JoJo

Will JoJo go go?

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds - Power of Veto Quickie - July 23

Just a quick note -- as expected, Shane took himself off the block. Danielle is up in his place. But we knew that would happen. A full report will be up here in a while.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Report Through Sunday Night - July 22-23

GAH! They have Ian smoking!

Ian promised his mother he wouldn't smoke in the house. Ian doesn't smoke. He said he'd partake in some of the alcohol because, after all, he is 21 years old. "But, no, Mom. I won't smoke." GAH! I blame JoJo.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Bad Influences:

• They're trying to figure out what the next twist will be --- a team reshuffle? Someone coming back?
• We know as much as they know about that ... nothing.
• Boogie would like Jenn and Ian to step up and win some comps.
• I can see Ian winning a mental one. But Jenn? Hmmm ...
• Boogie told Ian not to talk strategy with Joe because Joe's way too paranoid.
• I personally think that Joe is just a teensy bit more stable than Willie Hantz.
• He's not only paranoid and puts his fingers in food, he also runs around instigating problems.
• After an extended indoor lockdown due to some concert in the area, the hamsters found a new bocce ball set in the yard.
• Janelle made apple crisp and then regretted it. She said she should have put herself on slop this week because she's eating too much.
• Wil told Joe that they should get rid of Frank or Ian next week and team up with Shane.
• Silly Wil. Why tell Joe anything?
• Why team up with Joe?
• JoJo is continuing to quietly offend people with her crassness.
• Hey, she's Staten Island. That can be abrasive without even trying!
• 'Nuff said.
• They had dancing lessons amongst themselves. For what it was worth ...
• Ashley braided Danielle's hair.
• It still looks like JoJo will be going home this week.
• The PoV meeting hasn't been held yet, but Shane is going to save himself. (Duh.)
• Danielle will probably go on the block.
• But no one really wants to send her home and boot Dan from the game so early.
• Plus, JoJo is more abrasive than Danielle.
• After JoJo gave Ian a cigarette, he claims he smokes one a day.
• He doesn't look comfortable smoking cigarettes.
• JoJo told Ian she's bisexual.
• Hopefully Jenn will run the other way!
• Shane, who's been teaming up with Frank and Boogie on the sly, thinks that Wil is his biggest threat.
• I'd be leery of Joe.
• But, hey ... that's just me.  

Frank marches to the beat of victory

Will Dan still be here Friday?

Big Brother 14: Nominations & WILLIE Episode Blog Party - July 22

Now, tonight's show should be good! It's even starting on time here on the East Coast! WOOHOO! I'll update this entry with major events as they air here. However, as always ... the real fun is in the comments area. Come join us!

Coaches comp time -- 90s urban scene wearing MC Hammer harem pants. Transfer cash along balance beam. Dan will throw it to keep his weak team persona. Brit was doing the best, then dropped cash and got the boot. Boogie screwed up and stepped off before hitting the button, Janelle wins!

Janelle chooses to save Ashley. The Have Nots are: Willie, JoJo, Shane and Ian.

Pork rinds and pudding are the Have Not treats.

Finally, the Willie drama. He tells the crew in HoH he's going to get evicted before he gets evicted. He claims he doesn't want his team to suffer for his actions. Ohhh! Joe said something, Willie chased him to the bathroom. So far all we saw is Willie looking threatening and Joe in some odd boxer protective stance while Ian started to head into the fray, then decided not to.

Allison Grodner announced to the HG that Willie is gone.

Due to the drama, they're going to have both nominations and PoV on the Wednesday show.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Sunday Afternoon - July 22

Explaining his normal day at college

When the hamsters don't have much to do, things tend to get a bit on the boring side. Right now, other than the usual HoH dreams down the road, the only thing on the agenda is the PoV meeting. Here's what's been going down in that Big Brother House of Bodacious Beauties (er, well ...):

• Obviously, Shane will be removing himself from the block. He's no Marcellas!
• Almost as obviously, Danielle will be going on the block with JoJo.
• So, the only dilemma will be who to send home.
• While Danielle thinks she's surely out the door, she's probably wrong.
• Y'see, Frank and Boogie have been scheming with Shane.
• JoJo will be the likely target, although Shane has already told them he needs (due to loyalty) to vote to save her.
• I actually won't miss JoJo if she go-goes.
• But, Danielle wouldn't really be missed by me, either.
• As long as my pretty pool boy Shane stays in the game!
• Some of the hamsters had margaritas yesterday.
• I'm thinking they might get beer or wine tonight as there are no comps set.
• Wil brought up the point that Willie had spoken of his felony arrest for beating up a new boyfriend of an ex of his.
• Huh. Was it that important to get a Hantz in the house that they needed one with a felony record of violence?
• Janelle admitted a shoplifting (make-up) charge is on her record dating back to when she was a teenager.
• Janelle also said she'd like to be on Survivor. Now, that could be interesting!
• They really haven't done much this morning.
• For some reason, they have Ian detailing his regular day and Resident Assistant duties at the dorm.
• I don't like how JoJo seems to be mocking him with her facial expressions while the rest just keep asking him questions.
• I believe, although Boogie doesn't keep him in the loop as close as he does Frank, Ian is in much better straits with the house on the whole.
• How can you not like the kid?
• On the other hand, Joe is kind of dangerous. He loves to run around instigating problems with bits and pieces he's heard.
• Boogie is actually putting a more normal face on in the house despite the Diary Room sessions you see on the show.
• He has matured some.
• The ego bit seems more reserved for television this season, not the way he's actually been in the house.
• Oh my.
• There ya go -- a whole lotta nuthin' with the exception that the target seems to be shifting to JoJo.
• Stop on back later for the show blog party!

Fearful Danielle

I totally understand, Britney.

Eek, Tom Cruise with Bieber hair!