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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Update/Willie Hantz Arrested - July 26, 2012

Sleepy hamsters

I hope you're sitting down. The shock might be too much for y'all. Are you ready? Willie Hantz has been arrested. Yep, TMZ has the scoop and the mug shot. Who woulda thunk it?

There's been more action outside the house than inside. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Reality Rejects:

JoJo is trying defend her actions sticking by Willie last week by saying he's a sociopath and he brainwashed her.
Of course, the point is moot. She would have to have a brain.
I know. I know. I'm being mean. I'll stop it.
Everybody seems to be telling Danielle she's safe.
Nobody is telling JoJo she's safe.
They're just kind of nodding their heads and being non-committal with her.
They piped the BB theme music with suffer with during the feed cuts throughout the house.
The hamsters had to suffer with it, too.
Good. It builds character.
And, we need some kind of characters on the show this season, for sure!
Dan told Frank he holds Britney responsible as Willie's coach for not putting a muzzle on him.
I don't think any of them could. She really tried her hardest. Willie should never have been allowed in the house in the first place.
They cleaned.
The feeds kept going to trivia and the control room on and off all day, as well as the theme music drowning out some of the conversations.
Stop back later for the live eviction show blog party! The post will go up shortly before 9pm EDT.

Love is in the house

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds into Thursday - July 26

The girls did Ian's hair

Well, well ... another hamster goes home tonight. Or, more likely, goes into sequester. Here's what happened into the wee hours of the morning in that Big Brother House of Smokes for Safety:

Janelle wanted to start drama by telling Danielle that JoJo was talking about her.
Danielle didn't want to confront JoJo because she (Danielle) would cry. She's not good at confrontation.
As JoJo had earlier said nasty things about Janelle, Janelle trashtalked her.
Janelle thinks JoJo is a lot like Willie.
Different accent, though.
Danielle started to get upset and just shy of crying.
Frank told her not to worry about JoJo as she'd (JoJo) would be gone in 24 hours.
As Janelle is talking about JoJo, JoJo is talking about Janelle.
Meow.
The indoor lockdown ended and the hamsters found a huge hockey-type platform in the yard.
They have oversize hockey sticks and balls to try to put in three pockets.
JoJo had taken her cigarette vote barter back from Joe saying that she wanted to make sure she's here and Janelle doesn't smoke the cigarettes.
But then she gave them back to him.
Frank told Joe it will ruffle feathers if Joe sells his vote for cigarettes.
Joe said he'll give them back, but maybe JoJo will accept some memorabilia instead of a vote for them.
Janelle thinks Ian might throw this HoH comp so he can win the next one, likely an endurance comp.
JoJo and Janelle had a "talk." Janelle denied telling everyone she wanted JoJo out of the house. JoJo told her why she should stay in the house.
Rats. No fur flying.
Laters!

JoJo confronted Janelle

Danielle practices for HoH

Dan coaches her on

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Wednesday Evening - July 25

Oh my

Oh my gosh. I almost wish Willie was back. I need some sort of excitement! Here's what's been happening (or not) in that Big Brother House of Keep This Up and Ratings Will Plummet:

Joe and Shane have decided they trust each other more than they trust Frank.
I wouldn't trust Joe. But, hey Shane ... go for loose cannon paranoid dude. Ain't no skin off my nose!
Shortly after that conversation, Joe agreed with Wil that Shane or Ian have to be out next.
Wil will be 25 years old this Saturday. I forget how young these hamsters really are.
Except for Ian. You can't look at Ian without thinking "child."
JoJo is getting quite evil in her trashtalking Janelle's looks and surgeries.
Now, I could do that because I'm not in the house with them.
But, even though I'm not liking Janelle so much this time around, it's mean.
Plus, Janelle has power in the game, something JoJo is seriously lacking at this point.
JoJo once again tried to convince Frank she's good to keep this week over Danielle.
Britney warned JoJo that she's seen Danielle and Janelle hanging out together a lot this week. She thinks the plan is to get her (Britney) and Dan down to one player each.
Maybe they're hanging out because Danielle and Janelle rhyme. Did anyone ever stop a moment to consider that?
Oh? No?
Danielle asked Jenn what lesbians do during sex.
Really.
JoJo worked on Ian. While he said he doesn't know how keeping Danielle could benefit him, he didn't promise anything.
Frank told Boogie he thinks Dan is throwing all of the coaches comps.
He is.
Janelle is ticked because she found out Joe sold out to JoJo for two packs of cigarettes and swore on his kids to her.
Frank found out that someone indeed go through his bag way back when because they wanted to find proof he was not unemployed.
I know it was Joe.
That's it for now!

JoJo, the Undead ... for now

Three's company

Ian is very aware of the cameras

Big Brother 14: Nominations and PoV Show Blog Party - July 25

Now, tonight's show should be good! I'll update this entry with major events as they air here. However, as always ... the real fun is in the comments area. Come join us!

Nominations key order -- Jenn, Ian, Joe, Wil, Danielle. Shane and JoJo were nominated because they "aligned with Willie."

PoV Player Picks - Frank -- Ian, Shane -- Ashley, JoJo -- Wil. Frank chose Joe as the host.

The PoV was like a fiesta. The competitors were dressed like tortilla chips. They had to go through salsa and dip finding menu items to match a BB menu. Observers had margaritas. Shane wins the Power of Veto!

America's choice for the Have Nots: cereal and salmon, garbanzo beans and giblets, lima beans and lemons.

Veto meeting time -- Shane saves himself (duh). Frank nominates Danielle in his place.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Report into Wednesday Morning - July 25

If Joanne Worley and Goldie Hawn had a love child

Another fun-filled night in the hamster house! Ohhh ... alcohol, chess and hot tub parties. I don't know if I can stand the excitement! Here's what happened last night in that Big Brother House of Social Rejects:

Danielle is definitely following her coach Dan's advice to get out there and mingle with others.
When the alcohol arrived last night, it was decided that Boogie, Danielle, Joe, Britney and Jenn would partake.
BB doesn't really give them enough for the whole house to really bother drinking, plus those who are Have Nots, Can Not.
It seems Joe drank the most -- he had a whole bottle of wine to himself.
He said he likes drama (and I say he likes to cause it) and getting drunk was his drama for the night.
Britney and Danielle took a bubble bath together in the HoH bathroom.
Of course, bathing suits were worn. I don't know about Danielle yet, but Britney is not an exhibitionist!
(It would be interesting if Shane was an exhibitionist.)
Ahem.
JoJo wants to use her cigarettes to buy safety with Janelle (her influence, not her vote as she has none).
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She gave Joe two packs for his vote.
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She got Shane to promise he has her back.
That was easy as he already talked to Frank and Boogie and they know he'll be voting to keep her due to team loyalty.
They're okay with it as the other votes will surely oust her.
Ian has figured out they earn $107 a day with their stipend monies.
Multiply that by ten and I may consider applying.
Janelle's starting to waffle a bit on voting out JoJo. She thinks that it might be a good thing to get Dan out of the house.
Wil told her if Danielle won HoH, she wouldn't nominate him.
Yeah, like Danielle could win HoH! Janelle thinks like I do -- Danielle is rather unlikely to win any comps.
Joe thinks Shane should be targeted next week.
I'd like to see Joe targeted. He's a loose cannon and I want some drama in the house!
Janelle thinks Ian is a huge threat.
HEY! Leave my favorite little hamster alone!
Joe thinks Ian is hiding things.
(Says Joe who hid the nicotine patches ...)
As I get this posted, the hamsters are all still asleep.