Big Brother 14: Coaches Comp Bulletin - July 27

Janelle won the coaches comp ... Wil is safe for the week (of course).

Although the nominations are not in yet, they're obviously leaning towards Joe and Frank. Joe is the target.

Have Nots are unclear, though Joe has been mentioned.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Friday Afternoon - July 27

Shane and his HoH key are inseparable

How are the hamsters doing with a new sheriff in the town? Oh, wait. It's just Shane. He's obviously good at winning comps, but he's no PuppetMaster! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Quivering Quahogs:

• The early risers of the day, Boogie and Joe, complained about how messy the house is getting.
• Like that's anything new!
• Joe made his fancy bribe breakfast for Shane.
• At least he admitted to Shane that it was is apologize and "kiss ass" time.
• But, still. I call sleaze!
• Joe thinks Ian wants to make a record for the longest on slop.
• Chicken George holds that record at 35 days.
• Boogie is ticked that Britney never washes dishes.
• Well, he rarely washes his hands after using the bathroom!
• So there.
• They speculated on what the coaches comp might be.
• Shane told Frank that Joe told him he should put him (Frank) up.
• Shane also told Frank that his main target is Wil.
• But he won't be making any decisions until after the coaches comp.
• Britney warned Shane to keep tight-lipped about things.
• When Boogie asked Frank how he would feel if he used the save on Ian. (Assuming he wins the coaches comp.)
• Frank doesn't like the idea.
• Not at all.
• Janelle started looking all around the arcade room, unzipping the pillows, etc. She seems to want to get into the ball machine in there.
• The ball machine reminds me of the previous fortune teller.
• But it isn't as ugly.
• Trivia came on, so I'm guessing the coaches comp is underway. 

Somebody take a razor to that thing.

Foot in your mouth, Wil. Not in front of ...

Pure excitement in the house

Looking for a clue

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Friday Morning - July 27

Celebrating victory with Froot Loops

So, the power has changed hands once again. Now Shane is Da Man and Britney can breathe easier for a week. What's been happening inside that Big Brother House of Men With Bad Hairdos? Read on ...

• A tip of the hat (or, more likely a jeer) to Willie Hantz as Shane chowed down Froot Loops shortly after his big win.
• Dan advised Danielle that she should team up with Shane -- he'll always be a bigger target than her.
• Ian is the sole Have Not ... for now.
• Danielle told Dan that Shane told her that she had nothing to worry about this week. He had voted to keep JoJo out of loyalty to his team.
• Of course, he's a team of one now -- just like Danielle.
• Jenn feels bad about her performance in the HoH comp.
• She should.
• But Mr. Posturing Joe should feel worse.
• Joe thinks that Shane will nominate himself and Wil.
• Boogie thinks, if all goes right, the nominees will be from Janelle's team.
• Just don't touch my little Ian! (That's what Jackie says.)
• Joe told Jenn that JoJo gave him the cigarettes anyway even though he told her it wasn't worth it to go against the house and vote to keep her.
• But she took the lighters! Bwahahaha!
• Joe ended up rigging the toaster oven outside to light cigarettes.
• Wil and Joe are worried. They think Shane might have a deal with Frank.
• Y'think?
• Joe wants to make a "royal breakfast" for Shane.
• Can you say "suck up"? I thought you could!
• Shane got his HoH room ... complete with Dunkin Donuts!
• Britney, Dan, Danielle and Shane plan to work together.
• But, then again ... they don't know Shane has a side deal with Frank.
• Joe tried to convince Shane he should get rid of Danielle.
• Heehee ... Dan overheard Joe telling Shane that.
• Shane seems to be leaning towards putting one up each from Boogie and Janelle's peeps -- probably Frank and Wil.
• That is subject to change, mind you.
• Plus, he could just be saying that. He might keep loyal to his deal with Frank.
• Then again, he may not.
• Confused yet?
• Britney told Shane that they should work a wedge between Janelle and Boogie this week, pitting them against each other.
• That's it for now! 

HoH crew

Oh noes! The pool is covered!

Come see my HoH room!

Britney reads her letter from home

Big Brother 14: Live Eviction Show Blog Party - July 26

Come one, come all! It's the live eviction show! If I seem strangely silent, it's because I've lost power. I setting this to automatically post, but my power has gone out twice already with severe storms passing through.

If I keep power, I'll update this entry with major news. The real fun is in the comments, though. Come join the fun!

I'm HERE, the power remains!

Cool. Will Kirby is going to make an appearance!

Dr. Will on the coaches! Thinks Boogie is doing well, worries about Boogie's ego. He thinks the other coaches are lackluster. Kermit the Frog and Ryan Seacrest had a baby, it would be Dan. Britney -- put your coach hat on, players evicted for violence. Is Janelle good at strategy? If she loses, three time loser. He thinks Ian will win the game.

America's Vote will be a chance for us to change the game. I predict voting either Kara or JoJo (expected to go go tonight) back in the game.

The nominees speak, then it's time for the live vote. JoJo up first, came planning to lie but that's not who she is, really loyal, making a mistake because they won't make a big move. Danielle loves all y'all, I'd be a great assett, etc.

The vote to evict --
Wil -- JoJo
Joe -- JoJo
Ashley -- JoJo
Commercial time
Shane -- Danielle
Ian -- JoJo
Jenn -- JoJo

I know from the feeds that Shane had already told people he was going to give JoJo a loyalty vote.

Buh-bye, JoJo.

A peek at the HoH comp reveals a winter backyard with the hockey set-up we saw them practicing on in the feeds. "On Thin Ice" has them hitting a hockey ball into numbered slots. Highest number wins.

Shane is the new HoH!

Want to give the coaches the opportunity to stop coaching and put them in play for the half-million dollar prize? It's in your hands.

Sigh.

You can vote by texting, info is online as well as free voting. Texting is a dollar a vote. 

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Update/Willie Hantz Arrested - July 26, 2012

Sleepy hamsters

I hope you're sitting down. The shock might be too much for y'all. Are you ready? Willie Hantz has been arrested. Yep, TMZ has the scoop and the mug shot. Who woulda thunk it?

There's been more action outside the house than inside. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Reality Rejects:

• JoJo is trying defend her actions sticking by Willie last week by saying he's a sociopath and he brainwashed her.
• Of course, the point is moot. She would have to have a brain.
• I know. I know. I'm being mean. I'll stop it.
• Everybody seems to be telling Danielle she's safe.
• Nobody is telling JoJo she's safe.
• They're just kind of nodding their heads and being non-committal with her.
• They piped the BB theme music with suffer with during the feed cuts throughout the house.
• The hamsters had to suffer with it, too.
• Good. It builds character.
• And, we need some kind of characters on the show this season, for sure!
• Dan told Frank he holds Britney responsible as Willie's coach for not putting a muzzle on him.
• I don't think any of them could. She really tried her hardest. Willie should never have been allowed in the house in the first place.
• They cleaned.
• The feeds kept going to trivia and the control room on and off all day, as well as the theme music drowning out some of the conversations.
• Stop back later for the live eviction show blog party! The post will go up shortly before 9pm EDT. 

 

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