Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Wednesday Morning - Aug. 8

More like a fool patch than a soul patch

My apologies for being gone for about 24 hours. Some real life stuff came up, so I've had to flashback and catch up here! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Whacked Out Willies. Okay, Willie ain't there. But, still ...!

• Britney and Boogie discussed the Joe issues.
• Did you know that Joe asked Janelle how long it would be until her husband fooled around with the nanny?
• How dare he!
• And, of course, Joe is her closest ally right now. With friends like that ...
• Britney and Boogie also complained about Joe never cleaning up his own dishes.
• Boogie has railed on Britney before for never washing any dishes at all.
• Janelle thinks Danielle indicated that she will be staying this week.
• Um, no.
• I realize many blog readers are adamant Janelle fans. But she has been playing differently this season. She's flipping around alliances, betraying friends and generally being a "mean girl." It doesn't really matter that others are mean girls/boys. The point is that Janelle has built a reputation for not playing like that and now she is. Chances are had she played like she played before, she wouldn't be in the predicament she's in right now.
• Ashley is off the Janelle ship (again or still). She keeps catching Janelle in lies she knows are lies.
• OMG ... if stoned gal Ashley is catching the lies, they're bad lies!
• Joe promised his alliance to Danielle in a long talk where he fussed mostly about Wil.
• Wait. Wasn't Joe Janelle's biggest cheerleader?
• No one, even Dense-lle (er, Danielle), believe anything said by Joe.
• Perhaps his fool patch is guiding his destiny.
• Joe told Danielle that Wil was talking about getting rid of her and Dan after she nominated him.
• Well, duh. Not to defend Wil as he's a definite loose goose, if I were nominated, I'd talk about taking down those who nominated me! 
• All think that Joe will be the lone vote to keep Janelle. However, Joe is stating he will vote with the house.
• Yeah, like that's gonna save him next week! @@
• Meanwhile, Janelle seriously thinks she has votes to stay. I bet deep down inside she knows it's not going to happen.
• How dumb is Danielle? (Say after me: "I don't know. How dumb is Danielle?")
• She thinks the "L" is pronounced in "salmon" yet doesn't pronounce the "i" in "halibut."
• Janelle told Shane she didn't want to be blindsided. Shane did NOT say he would vote for her to stay, but instead said he'd like Frank gone.
• It's not the same.
• If she honestly believes she has votes to stay, Janelle will be blindsided tomorrow night.
• :-(
• Danielle got the HoH camera, skipping over taking any Janelle pics until Britney got in with her on a few shots.
• Now, that is mean. But Danielle's kind of off to begin with and Britney had the reputation of being a mean girl the last time around.
• That said, I don't think Britney is actually mean. To be truly a mean girl, you have no conscience. Britney lets herself get bothered, saddened and upset by things going on.
• Of course, that doesn't stop the trashtalking of other.
• But, then again, half of the live feeds each season consists of trashtalking other hamsters for whatever.
• Wil pointed out that Joe was the first one to talk of getting rid of the coaches and now Joe is blaming that on him.
• Danielle is worried about what people outside of the house will think of her for putting Janelle up.
• Actually, that move might be the least of her worries. Danielle should worry about throwing herself all over a protesting Shane and just being clueless.
• Janelle now thinks Wil is responsible for her getting nominated.
• Nope. Wil had absolutely nothing to do with it. It was Boogie and Danielle. Not even Dan and Britney who would have preferred to keep Janelle in the house for now. Danielle and Boogie bear the blame. Entirely.
• Danielle's voice is really getting annoying to me on the feeds. It's not AS bad as was Allison's a few years back, but ...
• Janelle thinks Danielle is easily swayed by men.
• Y'think?
• The latest to get upset with Joe for using up too much food is Jenn.
• Remember Jenn? There is a Jenn in the house.
• Joe, in his efforts to snag his own cooking show, tends to use up mass quantities of meat and fish which should last longer in the house.
• Britney apologized to Ian for letting Boogie know that Joe propositioned him to join the Loser's Alliance with himself, Ashley and Jenn.
• Er, I meant the OUTSIDER'S Alliance.
• How dumb is Danielle? (Say after me: "I don't know. How dumb IS Danielle?")
• Danielle is SO dumb that she doesn't get Britney's point that if she (Danielle) has a blatant showmance with Shane, they'll likely be put on the block together to split them up.
• Shane is still downplaying an actual showmance albeit spending more attention to her mainly because she's HoH.
• He be a user, for sure.
• Joe told Janelle that everybody in the house is sketchy.
• Well, yeah.
• That's where we stand going into the day before eviction. 

Trashtalking Wil and his ways

A Queen and her court jesters?

A delicate operation

Is there any hope?

In the yard

The facial hair needs to go

NOW he's interested in Danielle's HoH pictures!

Britney is always itching or scratching or picking

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Tuesday Morning - Aug. 7

Reflective Janelle ... or her shoulder itched

What's been happening in that Big Brother House of It's All a Spool of Lies? Read on ...

• Well, they got a badminton set to take their minds off their troubles.
• After reading her pink bible in her pink shirt, Janelle went to work.
• I don't think it's doing any good.
• Sure, it's a game of lies and deceit, but she's telling stupid lies which have four witnesses saying otherwise.
• She thinks she has Dan and Britney's vote, maybe Shane's.
• She's dreaming.
• It's sad to see her in this position.
• But, even the other coaches said it -- had she played like she did in previous seasons, she wouldn't be in this position.
• Instead, she became a mean girl with foolish lies, jumping atop of whomever had power in the house.
• Although Wil is so happy to be off the block, he and Jenn are getting worried about their place in the game.
• They think they should join forces with Joe and Ian to make an outsiders alliance.
• Little do they know that Ian is NOT an outsider anymore.
• He's trusted by Dan, Britney, Danielle and Shane.
• It's not that Boogie and Frank don't trust him, per se. It's more like they don't trust his judgment and feel superior to him.
• And Ian knows that. 
• He's so happy he's fallen into a group who treat him nice and actually enjoy his company, opinions and more.
• Right now it looks like there's no chance of Janelle surviving this week.
• A shame, a real shame.
• I wish she was like she used to be.
• Me? I'd still love to see Ian take it all! :-)
• How about you? 

Blah-blah-blab-yadda-yadda-yadda-blah

Sis-Boom-Bah!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Monday Afternoon - Aug. 6

On the block

Well, she done did it. The last waffling took hold and now Janelle is on the block. Yipes! Here's what happened so far today in that Big Brother House of Shock and Awe:

• Early in the morning, both Boogie and Frank were uncertain if Danielle would actually go through with the backdoor Janelle plan.
• Frank said he really can't take Danielle, but Boogie claimed she'd be very "gutsy" if she actually uses the veto and puts Janelle on the block.
• Boogie is almost gleeful thinking of the plan working.
• Ugh.
• Danielle actually did a no-no -- she told Wil she was going to take him off the block.
• He, of course, is thrilled.
• He forgives her for putting him up there though promised safety.
• She also told him it was Janelle going up in his place.
• She acted like it was always the plan.
• @@
• Shh ... it's a secret.
• She didn't tell him that anybody else was involved in her plan.
• Then Wil went and told Frank that if he (Wil) was taken off the block, he wouldn't vote to evict him (Frank).
• @@
• The live feeds were blocked for the PoV meeting. When they came back on, Janelle was indeed on the block and Wil was off.
• Danielle told Janelle that she heard she (Janelle) was going to be coming after her.
• Janelle denied all.
• Janelle was shocked.
• Wil was in awe that Danielle actually saved him.
• There's your "Shock and Awe."
• Dan told Danielle he thinks she made the move a bit too soon.
• Danielle told Dan that she told Janelle he had nothing to do with the decision.
• Britney is just playing dumb like she didn't know it was happening.
• She was never really on board with it, but was privy to all of the discussions.
• Boogie has a new found respect for Danielle.
• I wonder why.
• Janelle is upset that she didn't have make-up on for the meeting as she didn't think she'd be going on the block.
• Dan told Janelle that he thought he had talked Danielle out of putting her on the block, but then fell asleep.
• Danielle, to her credit, is taking all of the heat and telling Janelle it was all her doing -- not Dan's.
• Janelle talked to Joe and Wil looking for votes. Both told her they'd vote for her to stay.
• When Wil left, she told Joe he (Wil) was lying.
• Joe said he'd find out and report back.
• Wil and Ashley think that Joe is the only one on Janelle's side.
• What? Ashley has been her BFF ... at times!
• Joe is getting a bit Willie-ish (read: bully) in his behavior again.
• You'd think HE was the one going home!
• Both Britney and Danielle are waiting for Janelle to explode ... or maybe Joe to explode for her.
• Wil told Frank and Jenn that Janelle was worse than ever and he knows where his vote is going.
• Janelle read a pink bible in bed while wearing a pink shirt.
• She did have her make-up on for that.
•  

Pretty in pink

Not pretty in pink ... or any other color

The Zombie Apocalypse is here!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Bulletin - PoV Meeting - Aug. 6

Oh my.

She really did it.

Danielle used the veto to save Wil. She replaced him with Janelle.

So, it's Janelle and Frank on the block.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Sunday Night Into Monday - Aug. 5-6

Safe this week?

Guess what? Now they're changing their minds once again! Sheesh. What's wrong with having a plan and actually sticking to it? Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of You're Making Me Dizzy:

• Boogie and Frank talked about being in the house with a bunch of dumb people.
• Frank can't wait to make his goodbye tape to Janelle.
• They think the boot Janelle plan is still on.
• Danielle and Britney tormented Fran by messing with Big Ted, the big Teddy Bear.
• Dan talked with Frank.
• Boogie told Dan that Janelle would go after him if she doesn't go this week.
• Janelle, lying, told Boogie she wants to work with him (after Frank goes).
• Boogie, not lying, told Janelle he doesn't want to work with her.
• They had a coaches meeting.
• They're not a cohesive bunch.
• Janelle said they could get together after Frank leaves.
• Boogie doesn't want to lose his Frankie Boy.
• Boogie told Dan he wants to sit next to him (Dan) in the end.
• @@ Sure, Boogie.
• Now, Dan has drunk the Kool-Aid.
• He's on board with the backdoor Janelle plan.
• He told Boogie he'd "try to sell the plan to Danielle."
• Heck, it's what Danielle WANTS!
• Britney feels like a bad person because she's lying to Janelle and she's not mean like that ... or she used to be.
• Britney is crying, tired of lying to Janelle.
• In a group vote, they decided to go with the backdoor Janelle plan.
• Dan told Ian he's part of the core group, but Boogie and Frank are part of a secondary group that he (Ian) isn't a part of.
• Okay. As long as Ian's name isn't up there for eviction!
• Danielle discussed with Dan her speech bits for the veto meeting during which she plans to remove Wil from the block and put Janelle in his place.
• As the hamster house turns ... 

Girl talk

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