Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Wednesday Daytime - Sept. 5

A giant hamster eating ball sneaks up and devours Danielle

Ah, I suppose I can only wish that Danielle was devoured by a hamster eating beach ball. Sigh. Between that voice and those immensely fake high eyebrows, it's getting so I'm irked at just about everything she does. Why can't she be invisible like Jenn?

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Wasted Days and Wasted Nights:

• Frank told Jenn that Danielle asked him if Dan had approached him for a final two deal.
• Hmm ...
• Frank also told Jenn that he's sure he has the votes to stay this week, just needs to work on Danielle a bit.
• Yeah, he has the votes. He really does.
• It's too bad they're the votes to evict him.
• Joe has a new alliance and name for it -- The Quad. It includes himself, Shane, Danielle and Ian.
• I'm sure it's going to be just as much a force in the house as was the Headhunters.
• Joe now has "blind faith" in Shane.
• Why does Dumb and Dumber come to mind?
• They've been having late night talk/strategy sessions.
• Meanwhile, Jenn told Frank she doesn't see any sense in keeping Joe in the house.
• Well, that's not the point, Jenn.
• The point is getting Frank OUT of the house. To do that, Joe must remain. Yeah, that makes sense.
• It rained in L.A. this morning. Oh my.
• Danielle doesn't think the upcoming HoH will be an elaborate set because they weren't locked inside today.
• Jenn told Dan that keeping Frank in the house is in his best interest.
• Now, she does NOT know the prior deal between Frank and Dan.
• But I have a feeling that Dan can definitely figure out what's in his best interest for himself.
• They had an outside lockdown to enable BB to fix the Memory Wall Dan broke yesterday.
• BB announced they had to clean the bathroom today including the mirror.
• That's probably because Danielle keeps popping her pimples onto it.
• Joe told Dan he has an alliance with Shane and that Shane won't be voting for Frank to stay.
• Well, um. I believe Dan already knew that.
• But he acted surprised.
• Jenn worked on Danielle for the Frank vote. She poked and prodded about Danielle's trust or mistrust in Dan. Danielle told her that she's trusting him more since he saved Jenn.
• So much for the Dan/Danielle hate fest "we're not an alliance" act, huh?
• Danielle told Jenn she doesn't trust Frank.
• Frank and Jenn think that Danielle is the only vote he might not get to stay.
• Jenn told Danielle that if Frank goes, she (Jenn), Danielle and Dan should work on being the final three.
• Um. Okay.
• Jenn is coming to the realization that Frank is only her friend when he needs her.
• But then again, she's Jenn. She's going to be expendable in any alliance. She sleeps most of the day and has no strategy whatsoever.
• Danielle, Loose Lips Sink Ships. told Jenn that Shane will also be voting Frank out.
• Jenn told Frank that Danielle thinks that he comes across as arrogant.
• Y'think? Frank? Arrogant?
• That's pretty much it for now. Laters!  

Broken alliances, broken memory wall (thanks, Dan!)

Waiting for Godot?

What electrical socket fashioned that hair?

Creepy sock monkey for the win!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Tuesday Into the Evening - Sept. 4

Frank thinks he might stay with a 4-0 vote

"We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Deception Perception:

• This morning we got a huge dose of The Frank Show. It was a mix of Dick at Night and Boogie Early Morning Talks.
• He definitely has nagging doubts which crept into his talk now and then.
• But, then again, he thinks he might be staying with a 4-0 vote?
• Talk about deceiving yourself indeed.
• He called everyone "scalliwags."
• Well, that was different.
• I give him two points for coming up with that.
• He's blaming all the game's problems on a "21-year-old kid."
• I don't know. I think that kid is just as in love with the game and knows as much, if not more, about it than Frank.
• On and on he went about how Boogie and him would have brought Ian to the final three.
• I'm not sure Ian wanted to play the game on anyone's coattails.
• Frank feels he (Frank) deserves to win.
• He may ... if he can last to the end.
• If he's in the final two, he'd win based on his gameplay.
• That's why everyone wants him out sooner rather than later!
• Danielle is having a severe pimple problem. I'm sure it's devastating. Maybe it's shingles. @@
• Frank tried to tell Danielle it was he who suggested that Dan try to smooth things over with her from the "you're dead to me in this game" bit.
• Of course, she knows otherwise. She didn't let on.
• She can do some things well. She has Frank believing she believes him.
• "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves."
• Perhaps because he wants to believe so badly?
• I guess it's really hot in L.A. -- they all fussed about the heat.
• Danielle ran to Dan to report her conversation with Frank.
• She then, alone in the room, turned to the camera and told us Frank isn't very smart.
• Dan talked to Frank, once again giving him the impression that they will go to the final two and ride off in the sunset together.
• Ian got the HoH camera and fun was had by all.
• When Ian climbed atop the pool table and posed with an empty wine bottle, the BB voice yelled at him for climbing. It should have just told him to get off the pool table NOW.
• Joe talked to Jenn. He brought up many valid points about how neither side will take them to the final two and they should stick together.
• He'd like her vote to stay, but will understand if she chose not to.
• He talked quietly.
• Yes, Joe.
• Really.
• Danielle told Shane it's hard in the house because she's "the only girl."
• Huh, maybe Jenn isn't in the house after all!
• Nope. I see her. She's there.
• Dan managed to break the memory wall. Britney's photo is now all pixalated. He broke an urn thing in the yard the other night.
• Then the cards came out again.
• I've been thankful that they're not always playing chess, but now the cards are just as bad.
• That's where we stand. It looks like a blindside a'comin' for Frank. 

Auditioning to play a dead body on CSI

Ian would love a tie to boot Frank himself

Jenn's still in the house

Ian passed out on the pool table with the wine bottle

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Monday Night into Tuesday Morning - Sept. 4

I don't know how to play, but I'm still here!

Y'know, a good brouhaha would liven up these hamsters! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Lackluster Lads and Lassies:

• Frank trashtalked Janelle. Huh. Hasn't that boat sailed?
• Shane, falling right in with his lying role, told Frank that Joe was really mad that Dan used the veto.
• He also told him that he hasn't talked to Joe about his (Shane's) vote.
• Joe told Frank he won't be campaigning until "Wacky Wednesday."
• Shane said he is in a "nomance" now. Danielle said that's because he doesn't want to kiss on camera.
• Danielle thinks they got booze due to BBAD.
• I'm sure they did. It's dead in the house. They needed something, anything to liven it up.
• Frank studied the Memory Wall. 
• He thinks he might be around for a morph comp, I guess.
• Frank cooked hot dogs for all.
• Dan said both Joe and Frank are cooking to save their lives.
• Dan is still playing up to Frank that he's on his side.
• But he's not.
• When Joe wondered if he should campaign Jenn for the vote, Ian told him to lay low and he's "golden."
• Joe and Ian said Jenn is getting a bit salty.
• What the heck is with the "salty" bit this season?
• Although a part of the Quack Pack and working with Dan, Shane still thinks Danielle and Dan have issues due to Dan's funeral speech.
• Danielle no longer thinks anything will happen with her and Shane after the house.
• Frank told Joe that Jenn was loyal and he was sure he had her vote.
• I don't think he does, unless she throws him a sympathy vote.
• Of course, if the vote is a tie, Ian gets to boot Frank himself.
• But, at this time, it doesn't look like a tie.
• Yet Frank will be booted. 

Spreading the mist

A little late for studying the wall

Plenty to smile about

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Monday Into the Evening - Sept. 3

They tried to fly the flag

For a PoV meeting day, it sure was subdued around the house today. Here's what happened inside that Big Brother House of Misfit Toys:

• Shane told Danielle that he told Frank he has his vote and he'd (Shane) work on Danielle to get her aboard.
• Yeah, he's got their vote alright ... vote to EVICT!
• Danielle told Joe that there is nothing Frank could say to get her to keep him in the house.
• Danielle told Shane that she isn't a kindergarten teacher. She said she's a nurse with three degrees. 
• All bow to Ms. Educated But Little Sense Lady!
• Then she kept asking him if he was mad about it.
• @@
• Dan froze Danielle's panties.
• Not with her in them, unfortunately.
• Frank still thinks he has Jenn's vote.
• I think Dan's mist got to her.
• Frank told Jenn that if he can pull it off and stay, they can "gut them like pigs."
• Ew.
• They played cards half the day and into the evening. Boring.
• Joe and Ian had an extensive talk.
• Now they have a final two deal.
• One of many for both of them.
• Frank is suspicious because, all of a sudden Joe and Ian are best buds after hating each other for weeks.
• Joe is still ticked at Dan for how he treated Danielle.
• He isn't privy to the facts.
• Dan is still playing Shane like a fiddle.
• Lots of big yawns today.
• But Thursday should bring the bang back in the game. 

Has Joe really got a deal with Ian?

Mr. Werewolf Wrists

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Power of Veto Meeting Update - Sept. 3

As expected, Dan saved Jenn. Joe is now on the block with Frank. Frank is the target.