Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Wednesday Overnight into Thursday - Sept. 5-6

He rocks on the hammock all night long singing his song

Hey, what's up with those lovable hamsters in that Big Brother House of Scheming Demons? Read on ...

• Since they weren't locked in, they're assuming the HoH competition will be a quiz that doesn't need huge set-up time.
• Ian's doing his best to wear out the new hammock. As nice as it is, I don't think it was meant for that much rocking.
• Danielle told Frank she doesn't like the sock monkey because its head is too long -- it's the kind of thing that will sneak up in the night and kill you.
• Dan loves his sock monkey, though.
• Joe and Frank talked. They said they think they have one vote each for sure. When Frank asked Joe if his was Shane's vote, Joe told him it was Jenn's.
• Hahahaha
• Frank told Ian that, if he stays, he can shield him.
• Yeah, that's just great.
• Danielle said she won't vote for Frank to stay if a pot of gold and glitter fell from the sky.
• Of course, she didn't say that to Frank.
• Dan and Danielle think the whole house still believes they're against each other.
• They continue their plans for the final two.
• And, they talked about continuing the ruse that Jenn is in the final three with them.
• Dan talked to Ian about the Renegades and their final two.
• Dan talked to Frank about getting down to business and the final two after the eviction this week.
• My gosh. There must be a mist. Anyone else in a house with so few hamsters would find out about all these final two deals!
• Danielle has popped and picked at the pimple on her forehead so much that we can just call her Cyclops.
• She puts gobs and gobs of makeup on it.
• Danielle would prefer a final three with herself, Dan and Shane.
• Dan doesn't want Shane in that mix ... probably because Shane might win a comp and would choose Danielle over him.
• Jenn told Frank she's scared that he's going home.
• Well, wouldn't that be better than YOU going home, Jenn? Sheesh.
• Joe, ever the one to float to power, now acts like Ian is his best friend and ally.
• He claims that the perfect final two would be Ian and himself.
• Yeah, that would be okay with me.
• Because Ian would win!
• Joe thinks that Ian needn't worry if Jenn wins HoH in a double eviction tonight because she's probably working with Dan and she'd go after Shane.
• I don't think they need to worry about Jenn winning HoH.
• Danielle got all upset at a comment Shane made. She told Joe that he's probably a mama's boy and is inconsiderate. She wants a MAN, not a BOY.
• @@
• Well, he never really wanted her in the first place. I think he has grown fond of her in a friend sort of way, but that's it.
• As he thought she was also upset with Dan, Joe told her that Dan takes the game very seriously and that he only said that she was dead to him in the GAME, not in life.
• And on it goes ... where it'll stop, no one knows. 

They call me the Mist, I keep misting down the road

It's in the cards, Frank. It really is.

Pretty, I'm so pretty ... with my third eye.

Big Brother 14: Power of Veto Episode Blog Party - Sept. 5

This should be good, but nowhere near as exciting as tomorrow's live double eviction show. Nonetheless, we're here to party tonight. As the show airs here on the East Coast, I'll update this post with the major events. However, as always, the real fun is in the comments area. Come join us and raise a cup of cheer!

Frank thinks he has an alliance with Dan and Danielle. Everyone but Shane was chosen to play for veto. Frank thinks it's a better idea for Dan to use the veto to save Jenn if he wins it. Heh.

Veto comp time -- a UFO has crashed on a farm. It's OTEV, the absent-minded alien. He needs them to search for corn. Typical OTEV type comp. Danielle out first. Ian out second. Joe out next. Jenn out -- it's down to Frank and Dan. Dan wins it and it wasn't an easy win at all.

Veto meeting time. As Frank suggested, Dan saves Jenn. @@ Ian put Joe in her place.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Wednesday Daytime - Sept. 5

A giant hamster eating ball sneaks up and devours Danielle

Ah, I suppose I can only wish that Danielle was devoured by a hamster eating beach ball. Sigh. Between that voice and those immensely fake high eyebrows, it's getting so I'm irked at just about everything she does. Why can't she be invisible like Jenn?

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Wasted Days and Wasted Nights:

• Frank told Jenn that Danielle asked him if Dan had approached him for a final two deal.
• Hmm ...
• Frank also told Jenn that he's sure he has the votes to stay this week, just needs to work on Danielle a bit.
• Yeah, he has the votes. He really does.
• It's too bad they're the votes to evict him.
• Joe has a new alliance and name for it -- The Quad. It includes himself, Shane, Danielle and Ian.
• I'm sure it's going to be just as much a force in the house as was the Headhunters.
• Joe now has "blind faith" in Shane.
• Why does Dumb and Dumber come to mind?
• They've been having late night talk/strategy sessions.
• Meanwhile, Jenn told Frank she doesn't see any sense in keeping Joe in the house.
• Well, that's not the point, Jenn.
• The point is getting Frank OUT of the house. To do that, Joe must remain. Yeah, that makes sense.
• It rained in L.A. this morning. Oh my.
• Danielle doesn't think the upcoming HoH will be an elaborate set because they weren't locked inside today.
• Jenn told Dan that keeping Frank in the house is in his best interest.
• Now, she does NOT know the prior deal between Frank and Dan.
• But I have a feeling that Dan can definitely figure out what's in his best interest for himself.
• They had an outside lockdown to enable BB to fix the Memory Wall Dan broke yesterday.
• BB announced they had to clean the bathroom today including the mirror.
• That's probably because Danielle keeps popping her pimples onto it.
• Joe told Dan he has an alliance with Shane and that Shane won't be voting for Frank to stay.
• Well, um. I believe Dan already knew that.
• But he acted surprised.
• Jenn worked on Danielle for the Frank vote. She poked and prodded about Danielle's trust or mistrust in Dan. Danielle told her that she's trusting him more since he saved Jenn.
• So much for the Dan/Danielle hate fest "we're not an alliance" act, huh?
• Danielle told Jenn she doesn't trust Frank.
• Frank and Jenn think that Danielle is the only vote he might not get to stay.
• Jenn told Danielle that if Frank goes, she (Jenn), Danielle and Dan should work on being the final three.
• Um. Okay.
• Jenn is coming to the realization that Frank is only her friend when he needs her.
• But then again, she's Jenn. She's going to be expendable in any alliance. She sleeps most of the day and has no strategy whatsoever.
• Danielle, Loose Lips Sink Ships. told Jenn that Shane will also be voting Frank out.
• Jenn told Frank that Danielle thinks that he comes across as arrogant.
• Y'think? Frank? Arrogant?
• That's pretty much it for now. Laters!  

Broken alliances, broken memory wall (thanks, Dan!)

Waiting for Godot?

What electrical socket fashioned that hair?

Creepy sock monkey for the win!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Tuesday Into the Evening - Sept. 4

Frank thinks he might stay with a 4-0 vote

"We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Deception Perception:

• This morning we got a huge dose of The Frank Show. It was a mix of Dick at Night and Boogie Early Morning Talks.
• He definitely has nagging doubts which crept into his talk now and then.
• But, then again, he thinks he might be staying with a 4-0 vote?
• Talk about deceiving yourself indeed.
• He called everyone "scalliwags."
• Well, that was different.
• I give him two points for coming up with that.
• He's blaming all the game's problems on a "21-year-old kid."
• I don't know. I think that kid is just as in love with the game and knows as much, if not more, about it than Frank.
• On and on he went about how Boogie and him would have brought Ian to the final three.
• I'm not sure Ian wanted to play the game on anyone's coattails.
• Frank feels he (Frank) deserves to win.
• He may ... if he can last to the end.
• If he's in the final two, he'd win based on his gameplay.
• That's why everyone wants him out sooner rather than later!
• Danielle is having a severe pimple problem. I'm sure it's devastating. Maybe it's shingles. @@
• Frank tried to tell Danielle it was he who suggested that Dan try to smooth things over with her from the "you're dead to me in this game" bit.
• Of course, she knows otherwise. She didn't let on.
• She can do some things well. She has Frank believing she believes him.
• "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves."
• Perhaps because he wants to believe so badly?
• I guess it's really hot in L.A. -- they all fussed about the heat.
• Danielle ran to Dan to report her conversation with Frank.
• She then, alone in the room, turned to the camera and told us Frank isn't very smart.
• Dan talked to Frank, once again giving him the impression that they will go to the final two and ride off in the sunset together.
• Ian got the HoH camera and fun was had by all.
• When Ian climbed atop the pool table and posed with an empty wine bottle, the BB voice yelled at him for climbing. It should have just told him to get off the pool table NOW.
• Joe talked to Jenn. He brought up many valid points about how neither side will take them to the final two and they should stick together.
• He'd like her vote to stay, but will understand if she chose not to.
• He talked quietly.
• Yes, Joe.
• Really.
• Danielle told Shane it's hard in the house because she's "the only girl."
• Huh, maybe Jenn isn't in the house after all!
• Nope. I see her. She's there.
• Dan managed to break the memory wall. Britney's photo is now all pixalated. He broke an urn thing in the yard the other night.
• Then the cards came out again.
• I've been thankful that they're not always playing chess, but now the cards are just as bad.
• That's where we stand. It looks like a blindside a'comin' for Frank. 

Auditioning to play a dead body on CSI

Ian would love a tie to boot Frank himself

Jenn's still in the house

Ian passed out on the pool table with the wine bottle

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Monday Night into Tuesday Morning - Sept. 4

I don't know how to play, but I'm still here!

Y'know, a good brouhaha would liven up these hamsters! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Lackluster Lads and Lassies:

• Frank trashtalked Janelle. Huh. Hasn't that boat sailed?
• Shane, falling right in with his lying role, told Frank that Joe was really mad that Dan used the veto.
• He also told him that he hasn't talked to Joe about his (Shane's) vote.
• Joe told Frank he won't be campaigning until "Wacky Wednesday."
• Shane said he is in a "nomance" now. Danielle said that's because he doesn't want to kiss on camera.
• Danielle thinks they got booze due to BBAD.
• I'm sure they did. It's dead in the house. They needed something, anything to liven it up.
• Frank studied the Memory Wall. 
• He thinks he might be around for a morph comp, I guess.
• Frank cooked hot dogs for all.
• Dan said both Joe and Frank are cooking to save their lives.
• Dan is still playing up to Frank that he's on his side.
• But he's not.
• When Joe wondered if he should campaign Jenn for the vote, Ian told him to lay low and he's "golden."
• Joe and Ian said Jenn is getting a bit salty.
• What the heck is with the "salty" bit this season?
• Although a part of the Quack Pack and working with Dan, Shane still thinks Danielle and Dan have issues due to Dan's funeral speech.
• Danielle no longer thinks anything will happen with her and Shane after the house.
• Frank told Joe that Jenn was loyal and he was sure he had her vote.
• I don't think he does, unless she throws him a sympathy vote.
• Of course, if the vote is a tie, Ian gets to boot Frank himself.
• But, at this time, it doesn't look like a tie.
• Yet Frank will be booted. 

Spreading the mist

A little late for studying the wall

Plenty to smile about