Big Brother 14: Live Feeds into Monday Evening - Sept. 10

Jenn is still in the house. At the moment.

I realize that we're all just armchair quarterbacks here, but the gullibility levels inside the house are unbelievable. Isn't it blatantly obvious after what Dan did to Britney that he will do anything to anybody in the game? Why aren't these silly hamsters talking to each other about all the final two deals? All season long, they were willing to run with the latest news or rumor, but not now. Sigh.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Write Dan the Check Now:

• Mundane and boring start to the day. Yawnsers.
• Then they had the PoV meeting blocked to the live feeds.
• At least Shane had enough brights to remove himself from the block with the veto.
• However Dan escaped the block. Ian put up Danielle in Shane's place.
• Ian told Jenn they needed to break up the couple.
• @@
• The real couple in the house (besides Ian and his stuffed snake) is Danielle and DAN, not so much Danielle and Shane.
• Jenn accused Shane of working with Ian to get her out.
• Shane played dumb.
• He's good at that.
• Danielle is once again very worried to be up on the block.
• Dan told her that she shouldn't worry, she's safe.
• Danielle asked him if he was going to tell Jenn she's safe.
• He was a bit evasive on that one.
• Huh.
• Jenn apparently thinks she might have a chance because Ian told her "the honeymoon is over" for Shane and Danielle if a tie were to happen.
• Like that will happen.
• Dan later asked Ian what he said to Jenn, if he let her know that she's the target.
• Ian told him the vote needs to be 2-0 to evict Jenn so he won't be put in the position of breaking the tie.
• Danielle told Dan he's being paranoid because he keeps mentioning that she will go with her showmance instead of him.
• Danielle once again vowed loyalty.
• Blind faith in motion.
• Dan is worried. He really is. He told Chelsea's photo that Shane needs to go.
• Like she can do something about it!
• Dan is the chef tonight.
• Not much else going on. Tomorrow will be a different story.
• Although Ian mentioned that Britney was evicted on a Tuesday in her season, no one seems to know there will be an eviction tomorrow.
• Of course, it will actually air on Wednesday.
• Unless they block the Wednesday feeds, I'll know the outcome. 

Danielle will be queen of the hamsters soon

Dan ponders frozen meat while Shane is fruity

Ian MUST win the next two PoVs, MUST

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds PoV Meeting Update - Sept. 10

Sigh. Ian fell to the mist. He put Danielle on the block in Shane's place. A full report later today ...

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Sunday Night into Monday - Sept. 9-10

Hamsters reminiscing about departed hamsters

The "star-gazing" couple has returned to the Habitrail. And, no. It wasn't like in the years before when someone jetted off to the MTV Awards or Sheryl Crow played in the backyard. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Roaming Hamsters:

• Before the loving couple (cough) returned, the three in-house hamsters (Jenn, Ian and Dan) reminisced about hamsters who are now gone.
• When talking about Jodi, the BB voice announced, "Jodi, you have NOT done your Diary Room session today!"
• When talking about Willie, the BB voice said, "Willie, smoking is NOT permitted anywhere but in the patio area."
• Apparently the BB voice dude is as bored as the hamsters and feed watchers are. Kudos to him for spicing it up for a moment or two.
• Ian cleaned the windows in the backyard. The BB voice thanked him very much.
• Ian said he applied for Survivor and never heard back.
• Oh, I can't see him doing too well on that show. Can you?
• They said BB found Joe on YouTube. Dan wondered what search terms they used. Heh.
• Shane and Danielle returned, bearing cereal boxes.
• Okay ... two hamsters from the final five met the Fierce Five (from the Olympics).
• They went to the tour show of Olympians.
• At least they set up personal visits with the Olympians and hamsters.
• Both Shane and Danielle were surprised that some people recognized them and called out their names.
• Of course, with a camera crew filming them, they were noticeable.
• Ian decided he's going to drink up all his HoH beers.
• So much for "never drinking again."
• Danielle told Dan that she would keep him in the house and boot Ian.
• But we already figured that.
• She told Ian she would understand if he puts her up instead of Dan.
• Ian told her that's probably best.
• NO! No, Ian! It's not best! Put up Dan or you will never make the final two!
• Even putting up Dan, you'd have to sell Shane on voting him out.
• TALK to Shane. You each know that Dan wanted the other of you out -- one when he couldn't get the other on the block.
• Oh, silly hamsters under the Mist ...
• Danielle thinks she's going to need to take three months off after spending three months in the house.
• I'd need the rest of my life off.
• Danielle told Jenn that all their names will be listed in Wikipedia.
• They already are and some jokesters have already listed Ian as the winner, then hamsterwatch.com as the winner.
• No. That Dingo did not list herself. It was an unknown jokester.
• No. It wasn't me. I would have listed Danielle's Picked At Pimple as the winner.
• Dan, Danielle and Shane took some time to tend to their comp cuts on their hands.
• We got to see Dan do his, "Peroxide, I hate you" dance once again.
• Danielle and Shane are in the bed together again. Aww, ain't that just ducky.
• Quack.
• Dan told Shane and Danielle that Jenn was kissing up big time while they were gone.
• They're all in bed now. The PoV meeting will be later today. We will find out if Ian has broken free of the mist.
• Alas, I don't think he has.  

They returned with cereal, woohoo!

Danielle did look pretty - she needs more natural eyebrows, though

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Sunday into the Evening - Sept. 9

Messy hamsters!

Gaming-wise, things aren't changing a lot in the house. What else has been happening inside that Big Brother House of Dastardly Dan? Read on ...

• The big house happening isn't even happening in the house today.
• Shane won a luxury prize when he won the veto. All he really knows is that it's a trip out, he gets to take someone and the theme is "A Night With the Stars."
• Um, okay.
• They could be going to a planetarium for all we know!
• Of course, his date is the lovely Danielle.
• With only the three in the house, there's been very little game talk.
• Ian's done a lot of hammock rocking.
• I'm waiting for that thing to crash.
• Jenn went on and on to Dan about her band and stuff.
• Dan and Jenn both think Shane is lying when he tells them he has no money.
• I believe Shane. Perhaps not NO money, but just enough to squeak by with a low cost of living in Vermont. He wouldn't be able to afford a room by the week around here.
• Ian and Jenn talked about their individual experiences in regard to 9/11, possibly smoothing Ian's previous offhand comment about the day (using it as a time measure).
• After all, he was ten.
• Ian went think-rocking on the hammock alone in the yard again.
• The new hammock is now so loud that it's hard to make out his occasional mumbles.
• He was definitely mentioning Dan and wondering if he could trust him.
• He was saying something about pawns going home.
• He was saying he has to win two more vetos.
• Get to stepping.
• Open book.
• It sounds like he might be considering putting Dan up in Jenn's place. But would either Danielle or Shane vote to evict him? All he would need is one and he's the tiebreaker.
• As I get this posted, the star gazers haven't yet returned. 

Really messy hamsters!

Danielle gets ready to go with Shane to the mystery thingee

He even has the alligator in his mist

The house finally made her go bonkers

Ian even keeps his HoH room bed made

Big Brother 14: Second HoH and Nominations Show Blog Party - Sept. 9

The show is delayed a bit more than a half-hour here on the East Coast due to tennis. While I'm putting this post up on time, nothing will be happening unless your local stations didn't carry tennis.

Once it starts, I'll update this post with the major events as it airs. Refresh the post to get the latest! However, as always, the real fun is in the comments area. Come join us!

8:33 PM ET AND IT STARTS ...

Will Dan target Ian? He tells him he wants to put him up as a pawn. Ian doesn't like the idea. His target was Ian. Yikes! After Ian won PoV, he wanted Shane out but Danielle fussed.

The HoH is a trip down Memory Lane -- they have to remember dates and events mixed with rolling a ball down a lane. Ian and Shane tied, they go to a tiebreaker. Ian wins HoH! Dan uses his mist to keep off the block.

Pandora's Box once again. He's tempted by words of encouragement from someone who loves him. They show a picture of his parents. But the video is Rachel! The others get real videos from real loved ones.

Time for nominations. Key order: Danielle, Dan. The mist worked -- Jenn and Shane are on the block.

There will be another eviction on the Wednesday show, expected to be taped Tuesday.