Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Report Tuesday - Sept. 11

Before getting into the non-events of today in the Habitrail, this is what happened eleven years ago in the house ...

Thankfully, today was a much better day as we reflect on the tragedy. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Fast Forwarding Fools:

• As I get this typed up, the live feeds are blocked with trivia.
• I expect them to be blocked possibly until after tomorrow night's not-so-live eviction show.
• They're blocked due to the eviction, of course.
• However, I do expect to be able to find out who gets evicted (likely Jenn) late this evening and will post when I know.
• Okay, back to what happened since I posted last night ...
• Danielle fussed, cried and moaned in her own little pity party.
• After all, Jenn is walking around smiling and talking with Dan like she doesn't have a care in the world.
• Meanwhile, Danielle has to keep up the act that she's still mad at Dan (for the funeral thing).
• Like no one has figured she's still close with him.
• @@
• She can't be consoled. 
• Poor pitiful Danielle.
• She told Shane she was upset because she's on the block and, get this ... Jenn cooked french fries for Dan. Horrors!
• Shane told her that Dan would keep both of them over Ian and she shouldn't worry so much.
• She told Shane that Dan's crazy and will do anything to win.
• Shane said Ian, her or himself would win over Dan in the final two.
• I'm not so sure of that as time goes on.
• I think he might win over Jenn, Shane or possibly Danielle. But Ian would give him a run for the money.
• Dan's crazy like a fox.
• Danielle told Dan she's "emotionally drained."
• Who knows? That could be her normal state of mind!
• He told her it's good for the soul and she'll be fine.
• She disagreed.
• Poor pitiful Danielle.
• Dan told Danielle that he might have to pull "something crazy" to make sure she's in the final three.
• I believe he's talking a Shane eviction, but he didn't specify.
• Danielle killed the evil sock monkey.
• :-(
• Ian seems to be seeing through Dan's mist, yet not doing anything about it.
• On a side note (because I just remembered I didn't post it) -- Yesterday Dan was spraying ants on the kitchen counter ... which had food on it. Poison anyone?
• Jenn went out in the middle of the night after all were in bed. Before she went back in, she mentioned it was 9/11 and she wished she was home in NYC. She also talked about how fragile life is -- "Do something good for yourself today. Then do something good for a stranger. You never know how long you have here. Here one day, gone the next. Do something good."
• When BB woke everyone up, they were in an indoor lockdown.
• Oh noes! Something must be happening!
• They haven't a clue even though Ian mentioned recently that Britney was evicted on a Tuesday. D'oh ... could it be a fast forward?
• Ian got the HoH camera, which Dan ended up taking for a gazillion shots.
• They used the self-timer to take the photo I posted here as a screen cap.
• Then Dan hung the flag backwards from the railing by the HoH room.
• It's dawning on them that someone might be evicted today.
• "On 9/11? That's horrible!"
• Oh, geez. Give me a break. Work goes on, BB is your "job" and has a schedule to keep. Thankfully ... life goes on and is more than a reality show.
• That's pretty much the last of the hamsters we'll see until tomorrow night.
• Check back later for my eviction announcement!

Remembering 9/11

Eleven years ago ....

Your regularly scheduled blog will return this afternoon.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds into Monday Evening - Sept. 10

Jenn is still in the house. At the moment.

I realize that we're all just armchair quarterbacks here, but the gullibility levels inside the house are unbelievable. Isn't it blatantly obvious after what Dan did to Britney that he will do anything to anybody in the game? Why aren't these silly hamsters talking to each other about all the final two deals? All season long, they were willing to run with the latest news or rumor, but not now. Sigh.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Write Dan the Check Now:

• Mundane and boring start to the day. Yawnsers.
• Then they had the PoV meeting blocked to the live feeds.
• At least Shane had enough brights to remove himself from the block with the veto.
• However Dan escaped the block. Ian put up Danielle in Shane's place.
• Ian told Jenn they needed to break up the couple.
• @@
• The real couple in the house (besides Ian and his stuffed snake) is Danielle and DAN, not so much Danielle and Shane.
• Jenn accused Shane of working with Ian to get her out.
• Shane played dumb.
• He's good at that.
• Danielle is once again very worried to be up on the block.
• Dan told her that she shouldn't worry, she's safe.
• Danielle asked him if he was going to tell Jenn she's safe.
• He was a bit evasive on that one.
• Huh.
• Jenn apparently thinks she might have a chance because Ian told her "the honeymoon is over" for Shane and Danielle if a tie were to happen.
• Like that will happen.
• Dan later asked Ian what he said to Jenn, if he let her know that she's the target.
• Ian told him the vote needs to be 2-0 to evict Jenn so he won't be put in the position of breaking the tie.
• Danielle told Dan he's being paranoid because he keeps mentioning that she will go with her showmance instead of him.
• Danielle once again vowed loyalty.
• Blind faith in motion.
• Dan is worried. He really is. He told Chelsea's photo that Shane needs to go.
• Like she can do something about it!
• Dan is the chef tonight.
• Not much else going on. Tomorrow will be a different story.
• Although Ian mentioned that Britney was evicted on a Tuesday in her season, no one seems to know there will be an eviction tomorrow.
• Of course, it will actually air on Wednesday.
• Unless they block the Wednesday feeds, I'll know the outcome. 

Danielle will be queen of the hamsters soon

Dan ponders frozen meat while Shane is fruity

Ian MUST win the next two PoVs, MUST

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds PoV Meeting Update - Sept. 10

Sigh. Ian fell to the mist. He put Danielle on the block in Shane's place. A full report later today ...

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Sunday Night into Monday - Sept. 9-10

Hamsters reminiscing about departed hamsters

The "star-gazing" couple has returned to the Habitrail. And, no. It wasn't like in the years before when someone jetted off to the MTV Awards or Sheryl Crow played in the backyard. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Roaming Hamsters:

• Before the loving couple (cough) returned, the three in-house hamsters (Jenn, Ian and Dan) reminisced about hamsters who are now gone.
• When talking about Jodi, the BB voice announced, "Jodi, you have NOT done your Diary Room session today!"
• When talking about Willie, the BB voice said, "Willie, smoking is NOT permitted anywhere but in the patio area."
• Apparently the BB voice dude is as bored as the hamsters and feed watchers are. Kudos to him for spicing it up for a moment or two.
• Ian cleaned the windows in the backyard. The BB voice thanked him very much.
• Ian said he applied for Survivor and never heard back.
• Oh, I can't see him doing too well on that show. Can you?
• They said BB found Joe on YouTube. Dan wondered what search terms they used. Heh.
• Shane and Danielle returned, bearing cereal boxes.
• Okay ... two hamsters from the final five met the Fierce Five (from the Olympics).
• They went to the tour show of Olympians.
• At least they set up personal visits with the Olympians and hamsters.
• Both Shane and Danielle were surprised that some people recognized them and called out their names.
• Of course, with a camera crew filming them, they were noticeable.
• Ian decided he's going to drink up all his HoH beers.
• So much for "never drinking again."
• Danielle told Dan that she would keep him in the house and boot Ian.
• But we already figured that.
• She told Ian she would understand if he puts her up instead of Dan.
• Ian told her that's probably best.
• NO! No, Ian! It's not best! Put up Dan or you will never make the final two!
• Even putting up Dan, you'd have to sell Shane on voting him out.
• TALK to Shane. You each know that Dan wanted the other of you out -- one when he couldn't get the other on the block.
• Oh, silly hamsters under the Mist ...
• Danielle thinks she's going to need to take three months off after spending three months in the house.
• I'd need the rest of my life off.
• Danielle told Jenn that all their names will be listed in Wikipedia.
• They already are and some jokesters have already listed Ian as the winner, then hamsterwatch.com as the winner.
• No. That Dingo did not list herself. It was an unknown jokester.
• No. It wasn't me. I would have listed Danielle's Picked At Pimple as the winner.
• Dan, Danielle and Shane took some time to tend to their comp cuts on their hands.
• We got to see Dan do his, "Peroxide, I hate you" dance once again.
• Danielle and Shane are in the bed together again. Aww, ain't that just ducky.
• Quack.
• Dan told Shane and Danielle that Jenn was kissing up big time while they were gone.
• They're all in bed now. The PoV meeting will be later today. We will find out if Ian has broken free of the mist.
• Alas, I don't think he has.  

They returned with cereal, woohoo!

Danielle did look pretty - she needs more natural eyebrows, though