Big Brother 14: Not So Live Eviction Show Blog Party - Sept. 12

We're getting down to the wire here for those adorable (cough) hamsters. Tonight's show will have the not-so-live taped yesterday eviction which many of us know all about. That is despite the fact that the live feeds have been blocked since early yesterday.

As the show airs here, I'll update this entry with the major events. So, please refresh the page to see the latest news. However, as always, the real fun will be in the comments area. Come join the party!

Julie announced to them the surprise eviction.

The veto comp has them flying about to complete a puzzle while continuously giving themselves more time on the clock. Ian was eliminated first. Then he helps Shane from the sidelines. Shane wins the Power of Veto and a luxury prize.

The luxury prize is that Shane and a guest will see some of the biggest stars of the summer. They're off in a limo to see ... the Fierce Five Olympians.

Veto meeting time. Shane removes himself from the block. Ian puts Danielle up in his place. He says he wants to break up the couple votes this week.

They announce the voting open for fan favorite voting.

Shane votes to evict Jenn. Dan votes to evict Jenn. Danielle stays, Jenn goes.

HoH comp -- Ian has to sit out as outgoing HoH. Photographic Memory. They saw photos earlier in the day, questions based on those. Tiebreaker for Dan and Danielle. A number, closest without going over wins. Danielle wins HoH!

Big Brother 14: Eviction, HoH Bulletin - Sept. 11

Jenn was evicted with a 2-0 vote (as expected).

Danielle won HoH (not quite expected, but not bad).

Now if Ian can only win the veto ...!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Report Tuesday - Sept. 11

Before getting into the non-events of today in the Habitrail, this is what happened eleven years ago in the house ...

Thankfully, today was a much better day as we reflect on the tragedy. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Fast Forwarding Fools:

• As I get this typed up, the live feeds are blocked with trivia.
• I expect them to be blocked possibly until after tomorrow night's not-so-live eviction show.
• They're blocked due to the eviction, of course.
• However, I do expect to be able to find out who gets evicted (likely Jenn) late this evening and will post when I know.
• Okay, back to what happened since I posted last night ...
• Danielle fussed, cried and moaned in her own little pity party.
• After all, Jenn is walking around smiling and talking with Dan like she doesn't have a care in the world.
• Meanwhile, Danielle has to keep up the act that she's still mad at Dan (for the funeral thing).
• Like no one has figured she's still close with him.
• @@
• She can't be consoled. 
• Poor pitiful Danielle.
• She told Shane she was upset because she's on the block and, get this ... Jenn cooked french fries for Dan. Horrors!
• Shane told her that Dan would keep both of them over Ian and she shouldn't worry so much.
• She told Shane that Dan's crazy and will do anything to win.
• Shane said Ian, her or himself would win over Dan in the final two.
• I'm not so sure of that as time goes on.
• I think he might win over Jenn, Shane or possibly Danielle. But Ian would give him a run for the money.
• Dan's crazy like a fox.
• Danielle told Dan she's "emotionally drained."
• Who knows? That could be her normal state of mind!
• He told her it's good for the soul and she'll be fine.
• She disagreed.
• Poor pitiful Danielle.
• Dan told Danielle that he might have to pull "something crazy" to make sure she's in the final three.
• I believe he's talking a Shane eviction, but he didn't specify.
• Danielle killed the evil sock monkey.
• :-(
• Ian seems to be seeing through Dan's mist, yet not doing anything about it.
• On a side note (because I just remembered I didn't post it) -- Yesterday Dan was spraying ants on the kitchen counter ... which had food on it. Poison anyone?
• Jenn went out in the middle of the night after all were in bed. Before she went back in, she mentioned it was 9/11 and she wished she was home in NYC. She also talked about how fragile life is -- "Do something good for yourself today. Then do something good for a stranger. You never know how long you have here. Here one day, gone the next. Do something good."
• When BB woke everyone up, they were in an indoor lockdown.
• Oh noes! Something must be happening!
• They haven't a clue even though Ian mentioned recently that Britney was evicted on a Tuesday. D'oh ... could it be a fast forward?
• Ian got the HoH camera, which Dan ended up taking for a gazillion shots.
• They used the self-timer to take the photo I posted here as a screen cap.
• Then Dan hung the flag backwards from the railing by the HoH room.
• It's dawning on them that someone might be evicted today.
• "On 9/11? That's horrible!"
• Oh, geez. Give me a break. Work goes on, BB is your "job" and has a schedule to keep. Thankfully ... life goes on and is more than a reality show.
• That's pretty much the last of the hamsters we'll see until tomorrow night.
• Check back later for my eviction announcement!

Remembering 9/11

Eleven years ago ....

Your regularly scheduled blog will return this afternoon.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds into Monday Evening - Sept. 10

Jenn is still in the house. At the moment.

I realize that we're all just armchair quarterbacks here, but the gullibility levels inside the house are unbelievable. Isn't it blatantly obvious after what Dan did to Britney that he will do anything to anybody in the game? Why aren't these silly hamsters talking to each other about all the final two deals? All season long, they were willing to run with the latest news or rumor, but not now. Sigh.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Write Dan the Check Now:

• Mundane and boring start to the day. Yawnsers.
• Then they had the PoV meeting blocked to the live feeds.
• At least Shane had enough brights to remove himself from the block with the veto.
• However Dan escaped the block. Ian put up Danielle in Shane's place.
• Ian told Jenn they needed to break up the couple.
• @@
• The real couple in the house (besides Ian and his stuffed snake) is Danielle and DAN, not so much Danielle and Shane.
• Jenn accused Shane of working with Ian to get her out.
• Shane played dumb.
• He's good at that.
• Danielle is once again very worried to be up on the block.
• Dan told her that she shouldn't worry, she's safe.
• Danielle asked him if he was going to tell Jenn she's safe.
• He was a bit evasive on that one.
• Huh.
• Jenn apparently thinks she might have a chance because Ian told her "the honeymoon is over" for Shane and Danielle if a tie were to happen.
• Like that will happen.
• Dan later asked Ian what he said to Jenn, if he let her know that she's the target.
• Ian told him the vote needs to be 2-0 to evict Jenn so he won't be put in the position of breaking the tie.
• Danielle told Dan he's being paranoid because he keeps mentioning that she will go with her showmance instead of him.
• Danielle once again vowed loyalty.
• Blind faith in motion.
• Dan is worried. He really is. He told Chelsea's photo that Shane needs to go.
• Like she can do something about it!
• Dan is the chef tonight.
• Not much else going on. Tomorrow will be a different story.
• Although Ian mentioned that Britney was evicted on a Tuesday in her season, no one seems to know there will be an eviction tomorrow.
• Of course, it will actually air on Wednesday.
• Unless they block the Wednesday feeds, I'll know the outcome. 

Danielle will be queen of the hamsters soon

Dan ponders frozen meat while Shane is fruity

Ian MUST win the next two PoVs, MUST