Big Brother 17: Live Feeds into Tuesday - September 8

Austwins and he who nominated them

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Maybe the Ants Should Win:

• I really don't have much for you. I just didn't want you to worry if I didn't post an update.
• Hmm ... let's see.
• They played chess.
• They played pool.
• They ate.
• Vanessa made her usual rounds, being both the listener and the instigator.
• Austin and Liz sucked face.
• Ew.
• Vanessa and Austwins had a discussion about how Steve should have thrown that last HOH to John.
• Heh. Vanessa knew the plan to throw it to Steve so John can compete in the next one which is most likely physical.
• Austin thinks if Johnny Mac gets HoH, he will put him (Austin) and Steve on the block.
• Well, he's half right.
• They all think that Vanessa is playing all sides.
• Yet they all keep going along with it and actually listen to her advice.
• That's all for now. We have another two days of this ahead of us.

No swimming! Shark warning!

One twin gone soon

Big Brother 17: Live Feeds Monday into the Evening - September 7

Bein' a goof

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Move Along, Nothing to See Here:

• See the renom was already known before the PoV ceremony, the twin tears subsided for most of the day, just a few intermittent bouts. That is, after an extended bout of crying as they (the twins themselves) decided who should go home. Like it's their decision, y'know.
• Austin, who fancies himself as an aspiring comedian, actually made me smile at one point today.
• Yep, you heard me.
• He was cooking and told the the twins there were ants all over the spoon-uhhh.
• Of course, that humor would only fly in the BB17 environment.
• Today was a whole lotta nuthin' going on -- excercise, pool playing, lounging about, talking about how hot it is ... and such.
• I wonder why they didn't get a grill this year. No tie-dyed shirts, no dollar store toys. Hmm. 
• Steve told us he trusts Johnny Mac more than he trusts Vanessa. 
• Well, that's smart.
• The BB voice actually told Austin (over the PA system) that he didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
• Heh.
• Of course, I saw one of the twins biting her nails as she prepared food.
• BB gave them alcohol. They either hope to pep them up or poop them out, I guess.
• Get braced for this one ... Johnny Mac is planning on returning to school to get his orthodontist certification.
• Braced, orthodontist ... get it?
• Okay, I'm bored.
• Vanessa told Steve she would put up Austin and Julia if she wins HoH.
• That tells me two things -- they will keep Julia this week and Vanessa has no plans to win HoH.
• That's it for now.

You can't hide

Lovin' a teddy

We're on the block-uhh

Claws. I tell ya. She's got claws.

Big Brother 17: Live Feeds Bulletin - PoV Meeting - September 7

As expected, Austin saved himself and Steve put up Julia as the renom. So, it's both twins on the block. If Vanessa and Johnny Mac are smart, they'll send Liz (the more athletic of the two) packing. We'll see.

Big Brother 17: Live Feeds into Monday - September 7

Needs to win HoH this week

Happy Labor Day, folks! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Workin' It:

• No brouhahas, no kerfuffles.
• Vanessa went to bed early.
• Liz and Austin secluded themselves for a long time leaving Julia to mingle with Steve and Johnny Mac.
• Julia was surprised when Johnny Mac told her that he was losing money by being in the house.
• She was thinking the stipend. For years it was $750 a week. I know in the past year or two it has been reported to have gone up to $1,000 a week. That would be gross, not net. That shouldn't be non-attainable for most college grads if they can get a job in the field in which they're qualified by degree. I guess if they're unemployed or underemployed, it's a lot. It's certainly not a fortune for a young dentist with huge college loans.
• Aw, Julia misses James.
• Maybe she'll see him in the jury house soon!
• Liz and Julia each smoked a cigarette. Liz kept saying how dizzy she was afterwards.
• Huh.
• What was in that cigarette?
• The twins think they get to decide which one goes to jury on Thursday.
• Liz is thinking that Julia might be the better chance to stay.
• Of course, they're assuming that the others will abide by their choice.
• Austin told Liz that she should be the one to stay.
• I guess we'll see what comes around when it comes around.
• Maybe Steve will name Vanessa the renom.
• BWAHAHAHAHA!
• Like that would happen!
• Vanessa told Austin that she thinks Steve would win if in the final two.
• They all turned in relatively early for them.
• Steve told us that he's skeptical of Vanessa, but the Austwins really need to be broken up.
• It's a numbers thing, y'see.

Thinking of Liz and Austin?

Julia mingles with the boys

Austwins chess game

Big Brother 17: Live Feeds Sunday into the Evening - September 6

Big wheels keep on turnin'

Sunday isn't necessarily Funday in the BB House. It's more like Nap More Than Usual Day. Nonetheless, here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Exercising Egos:

• The hate for Austin didn't last long. Liz is back with him.
• Ew.
• They deserve each other.
• Liz is whacked. She complimented the chicken he made for her despite the fact it had ants in it and likes that (he hasn't been out of bed) his fingers smell like garlic.
• Why would his fingers smell like garlic while in bed nowhere near the kitchen in either time or space?
• EW.
• Lots of exercising in the backyard today.
• Lots of napping.
• Lots of ants in the kitchen.
• And, they're out of Raid-uhhhh!
• Lots of small talk.
• Lots of yawns.
• Little game talk going on today. Johnny Mac said he'd vote whichever way the twins want.
• Keep in mind that, technically, Austin is still on the block with Liz.
• But everyone knows that Julia will go up in his place.
• And, it looks like Julia will probably go home although it would be smarter to take out Liz at the point.
• We'll see.

Ew, back together again

Ants-uuh! It's an infestation-uhhh!

A hamster is indeed a rodent