BB18: First Impressions -- Bronte D'Aquisto

Bronte D'Acquisto, age 26

I've read her bio on the CBS website and watched her Jeff interview on CBS All Access. Here are my first impressions and some facts about Bronte:

• She's from San Diego, but currently living in Denver.
• She's a mathematician who thinks that 8x9=89.
• Is there any hope for America? She already has one degree in math, is working on her second and plans to get a doctorate.
• Yet, she doesn't know her multiplication tables.
• She's ... um ... perky.
• She's seen all of BB16 and about half of BB17. Yet she calls herself a fan.
• She likes hair accessories. I guess we'll see ribbons and flowery stuff stuck in her hair all summer.
• If she lasts the summer, that is.
• She hopes to be "the girl version of Derrick."
• Bwahahaha! I don't think she has a chance of that!
• I think she's in for some big surprises in the house. She's really rather clueless about a lot of BB.
• That said, Bronte claims that she's going to use a mathematical and scientific strategy to win the game.
• She says she really really wants to win the money. 
• One thing I liked that she said is that she isn't going in there to make friends ... she has friends. She wants money. She has no money.
• The image below is her figuring on her fingers the answer to 8x9. Oy.
• I'm not sure about her. She's either going to drive me crazy on the live feeds or play a genius game.
• I wonder what the statistics are regarding her winning it all.
• Heehee.

What do you think of Bronte?

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BB18: First Impressions -- Corey Brooks

Corey Brooks, age 25

I've read his bio on the CBS website and watched the Jeff interview on CBS All Access. (Plus, read a bit elsewhere about him.) Here are my first impressions and some facts about Corey Brooks:

• It must be the season of men dimples.
• Corey is single from Dallas and residing in Dallas.
• That's in Texas, y'know.
• He coaches baseball for young teenagers.
• He has a slew of male roommates.
• Yet, it's been pointed out that he's used homophobic slurs on Twitter. Go figure.
• In his bio, he claims to like getting "sick bro pics." I don't even want to go there.
• He thinks he's lovable.
• And, in the Jeff interview, he kept going on about his integrity and how nice he is.
• As to Jeff's notorious ending question, Corey stated he'd rather lose and be loved by America than win and be hated.
• Oh, gag me with spoon. While what he says on base level is very nice, I'm getting a smarmy feeling about him. Maybe it's just me. It's like he's acting to win an Oscar or something.
• He's not a big fan of the show and has only seen a few seasons ... probably not in their entirety. I'm sure he has no clue about how the feeds really reveal the real hamsters.
• He calls women "chicks" in his bio.
• Ew.
• It sounds like he might have only watched (some of) BB16.
• He wants to get into a strong alliance.
• Eh. I'm not too keen on him despite the dimples.

What do you think of Corey?

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BB18: First Impressions -- Victor Arroyo

Victor Arroyo, age 25

I've read his bio on the CBS website and watched the Jeff interview on CBS All Access. Here are some facts and my first impressions on Victor:

• Another male hamster with a very nice smile.
• I had to get that out of the way.
• He's single and from Slidell, LA (although he claims New Orleans) according to his bio.
• He's Puerto Rican. BB might just have tied their record with the number of Hispanic folks from season one to now.
• His online bio makes him sound a bit of a male chauvinistic pig (to delve into past feminism chants). But he came across much better in the interview.
• He does seem to think he's all that and a bowl of jambalaya. 
• That said, in some ways, he does seem likeable.
• In the interview he thinks he can "manage" the BB house because he manages a staff of 14 at a gym.
• Um. I manage 90 currently and have managed more in my workplace. I don't even want to THINK of "managing" BB hamsters!
• He is looking at some things quite sensibly -- he knows he might be good in physical challenges because he lifts weights and exercises. But he doesn't run and thinks he might tire fast.
• Victor claims to be a fan of the show, but not a superfan. I'm always on the ledge about folks coming into the house who haven't delved into the live feeds. To me, they show the real show. He might be in for some surprises.
• I read elsewhere that he's tried out for the show before, but didn't make it. So, at least he isn't a recruit.
• He cooks. Yay.
• But does he wash dishes?
• He says he's open to a showmance, but his real goal is the half-million. 
• He thinks he's nice to everyone and hopes everyone likes him, but doubts all will.
• He has a stuffed Ernie (Sesame Street) that he'll miss.
• Okay ...
• I think he's going to be interesting on the live feeds (and eye candy, too). But I'm not sure if he's going to be a contender for the win.

Your thoughts on Victor?

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BB18: First Impressions -- Michelle Meyer

Michelle Meyer, age 23

I've read her bio on the CBS website and watched her Jeff interview on CBS All Access. Here are some facts and my first impressions of Michelle:

• Ah, we have a superfan in the house! She's watched the show, international BB versions and live feeds. She also says she's involved online with BB fan stuff.
• She's hoping to get out a shout-out or two on the live feeds. I doubt she'll shout out to us here on the blog. I don't think we know her.
• She hails from and still lives in Washington Township, Michigan.
• I have no clue where that is. I've been to Detroit if that counts.
• Not surprisingly, she's a huge Ian Terry fan.
• It seems like she wants to pattern much of her gameplay after his game -- laying low, taking punishments, being friendly, winning comps when needed. Now, she wants to appear weak, yet win comps. It's hard to do both.
• She's a dietician and seems quite concerned with healthy eating. Oh my. I guess she would recommend kale over chocolate chip cookies. I'm not sure I can deal with her ilk.
• Ahem.
• She does have a strategy, albeit based on Ian's for the most part. But, had she listened to advice from Ian, she'd know that you can't really have a set strategy -- you need to play to your own strengths and weaknesses and things can change so much in the house.
• She's single and not adverse to a showmance, but not seeking one.
• Michelle feels she might have a problem staying out of the drama in the house.
• Hey, I say drama makes the live feeds FUN. Go for it!
• I'm not sure if all will work out for her. Superfans can win it all or crash and burn. I think it wise that she doesn't plan to talk all the time about how much she really knows the game.

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BB18: First Impressions -- Jozea Flores

Jozea Flores, age 25

I've read his bio on the CBS website and watched his Jeff interview on CBS Access. Here are some facts and my impressions at a quick glance:

• Yet another BB newbie hamster and likely a recruit. He claims in the interview that he only got into the show last year. I doubt he's seen the live feeds ever although he knows they exist.
• He has great dimples trying hide under that scruff. He's a cutie with an awesome smile.
• Yet another not diverse age-wise, yet Latino hamster. He talks of his family in Puerto Rico.
• In his bio he was asked to give three adjectives to describe himself. He gave four. Don't bet on him for any counting competitions.
• He says in the interview that he's from New York City. But on the bio he's from Bridgeton, NJ and residing in Los Angeles, CA. Um. Okay.
• He thinks "nothing will be difficult living in the Big Brother house." Oh, silly newbie hamster. You know nothing, grasshopper. Perhaps you'll learn. Perhaps you'll crash and burn.
• Oh, jeez. He's a big Frankie Grande fan. 
• Maybe I should stop right now.
• But, I'll go on. I love misery.
• Jozea says he's a celebrity make-up artist.
• He thinks he's a "visual genius."
• He's single.
• He THINKS he has game. His answer to Jeff's question regarding winning and everyone hates him or losing and loved by all had him winning.
• From what I could see, he does look very fit and might do well in physical comps.
• That said, I'm not sure if he really knows how mentally stressful and shades of evil which make for Big Brother. I'm not sure he's got what it takes to dive into the depths of the madness ahead.

What do you think of Jozea from the brief bits we have?

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