Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Report into Wednesday Morning - July 25

If Joanne Worley and Goldie Hawn had a love child

Another fun-filled night in the hamster house! Ohhh ... alcohol, chess and hot tub parties. I don't know if I can stand the excitement! Here's what happened last night in that Big Brother House of Social Rejects:

• Danielle is definitely following her coach Dan's advice to get out there and mingle with others.
• When the alcohol arrived last night, it was decided that Boogie, Danielle, Joe, Britney and Jenn would partake.
• BB doesn't really give them enough for the whole house to really bother drinking, plus those who are Have Nots, Can Not.
• It seems Joe drank the most -- he had a whole bottle of wine to himself.
• He said he likes drama (and I say he likes to cause it) and getting drunk was his drama for the night.
• Britney and Danielle took a bubble bath together in the HoH bathroom.
• Of course, bathing suits were worn. I don't know about Danielle yet, but Britney is not an exhibitionist!
• (It would be interesting if Shane was an exhibitionist.)
• Ahem.
• JoJo wants to use her cigarettes to buy safety with Janelle (her influence, not her vote as she has none).
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• She gave Joe two packs for his vote.
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• She got Shane to promise he has her back.
• That was easy as he already talked to Frank and Boogie and they know he'll be voting to keep her due to team loyalty.
• They're okay with it as the other votes will surely oust her.
• Ian has figured out they earn $107 a day with their stipend monies.
• Multiply that by ten and I may consider applying.
• Janelle's starting to waffle a bit on voting out JoJo. She thinks that it might be a good thing to get Dan out of the house.
• Wil told her if Danielle won HoH, she wouldn't nominate him.
• Yeah, like Danielle could win HoH! Janelle thinks like I do -- Danielle is rather unlikely to win any comps.
• Joe thinks Shane should be targeted next week.
• I'd like to see Joe targeted. He's a loose cannon and I want some drama in the house!
• Janelle thinks Ian is a huge threat.
• HEY! Leave my favorite little hamster alone!
• Joe thinks Ian is hiding things.
• (Says Joe who hid the nicotine patches ...)
• As I get this posted, the hamsters are all still asleep.  

I don't like chess in the house, so they made it bigger

Hot tub party

Jenn and Wil

Joe got drunk for the drama

Danielle is mingling with others

Janelle and her buddy Wil point fingers

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Tuesday Evening - July 24

Beers are here

It's still two days away from the live eviction show. What's a hamster to do? Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Repetitive Rodents:

• They awoke to being on an indoor lockdown. Caged hamsters!
• Joe would like a cooking show on TV. Hopefully he'll learn not to lick his fingers and stick them in the food.
• Not much game talk going on at all during the lockdown -- movies talk, murder trials talk, etc.
• They are unaware of the killings in Aurora, CO.
• JoJo made up Shane's eyes and curled his hair.
• He fussed and said it made his eyes look even deeper into his head.
• I don't think Shane will continue the practice of make-up.
• It still seems like JoJo is still targeted to exit this week.
• She doesn't know that, though.
• Once they were let into the backyard, they found no luxury comp.
• It was one of those unknown kind of lockdowns.
• They all ate dinner.
• BB gave them two bottles of wine and some beer.
• Woohoo. 

Reflective Jenn

JoJo gives Shane a makeover

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Tuesday Morning - July 24

The bear is almost as big as Britney

Hey, hamsters! Shake things up a bit, please! Once again the between-comps doldrums have hit the house. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of People You Wouldn't Ask Over For Dinner:

• Apparently JoJo's outfit for the PoV Meeting was a silk robe and heels.
• That doesn't surprise me. She has the "all that and a bag a chips" persona.
• Janelle told Dan that Boogie wanted him out before, but now they think it's best the coaches band together ... thus JoJo will GoGo, not Danielle.
• Ashley cried. She's having second thoughts about evicting Kara.
• Well, it's a bit late for that, girl!
• She also thinks that Frank and Ian have a final two deal.
• Ohh ... BB gave them BEER. Now, that's different!
• Not.
• Jenn asked Ian about the final two deal with Frank. He denied it and claimed that Kara started that rumor on Day 4.
• Jenn let on that it was Ashley saying it now.
• Oh my.
• Ashley is talking up the Oust Ian bit with Shane and others.
• She thinks Ian is sneaky.
• Ashley doesn't trust Joe at all.
• Well, she's right about that one. One out of two isn't bad.
• Ashley thinks that Janelle only cares about Wil.
• Okay ... two out of three.
• Britney is another who knows that Joe keeps lying and instigating.
• Shane thinks they should tell Frank they saw Joe going through his bag just to create a brouhaha. Joe did go through the bag hoping to find evidence that Frank has a job.
• Shane didn't say brouhaha. I did. I like the word.
• Ian wishes they had a fellow hamster in his/her 50s who could tell tales about the olden days.
• Yikes! I feel SO OLD.
• Ashley thinks Janelle is obnoxious, plays dirty and is mean.
• Jackie ain't too thrilled with Janelle so far this season, either. I'm liking Britney much better.
• C'mon, hamsters! Do we need to bring Willie back?
• Oh ... they also spent time trashing Willie. Not unexpected, but the feeds kept cutting out when they talked about things which already obviously happened. @@

Frankly, my dear ...

What? Gunk in the hot tub?

Floater alert!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Monday Afternoon - July 23

Paranoia the destroyer ... Joe

Just another day in the Habitrail. We really need to teach these hamsters new tricks to amuse us! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Falling Cards:

• Unlike his usual practice, Boogie was only up first briefly. He didn't go outside, just to the bathroom.
• Like his usual practice, he didn't wash his hands.
• Ew.
• JoJo was the first actually up this morning, taking in some early morning smokes. I'd imagine she's tense due to the upcoming eviction ... even if she thinks she might be safe.
• Shane and Frank have a safety deal going on for next week if Shane wins HoH.
• Shane's worried about being backdoored next week if he doesn't win HoH.
• He probably should worry no matter what Frank and Boogie tell him.
• As I announced earlier, Shane saved his own butt with the Veto. He might not know the game well, but he's not foolish!
• As expected, Frank nominated Danielle in his place to be on the block with JoJo.
• JoJo thinks America loves her and Shane because they're "so real."
• Cough.
• I like to ogle Shane. I don't love HoJo JoJo.
• Janelle thinks "Shane sucks and is bland."
• Jackie thinks "Shane is fine eye candy."
• Janelle and Ashley want to distance themselves (on the surface) from Danielle and suggested she (Danielle) try to work herself in with Ian.
• Oh great. Another inorganic chemistry discussion!
• Heck, it's still better than the previous season hamsters always talking movies and movie stars!
• Ian told Danielle that he thinks she will be safe.
• Shhh, Ian! Loose lips and all, y'know!
• Dan wore a hat Memphis gave him.
• JoJo (a recruit who never watched the show until she was in sequester) has no clue who Memphis is.
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• Not a heck of a lot going on ... 

Dan wearing a hat Memphis gave him

The lovely (cough) JoJo

Will JoJo go go?

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds - Power of Veto Quickie - July 23

Just a quick note -- as expected, Shane took himself off the block. Danielle is up in his place. But we knew that would happen. A full report will be up here in a while.