Saturday, July 28, 2012

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Saturday Morning - July 28

Janelle trying to coach Joe

Well, well, well ... it's been quite the night in the Hamster House. By targeting Janelle's team in his (Shane's) nominations, the lines have been redrawn once again. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of As the Hamster Turns -- like sand through the hourglass, these are the days of their lives:
  • With the coaches comp on Fridays and the HoH awaiting the results from that, it doesn't seem like they have time to really prepare for nominations as much as in previous seasons.
  • Shane pretty much made the HoH a revolving door quickly talking to each hamster before he was called to make the nominations.
  • I swear some got about two minutes tops. 
  • He was telling them to state their cases in 30 seconds!
  • Not in a mean way, mind you. More in a hurried way.
  • Janelle and her BFF Wil really, really want Frank out.
  • Shane not so much ... he has his deal with Frank even though last week, had he not won the veto, he (Shane) would have gone home.
  • Joe is more antsy than usual as he's not only nominated (and knows he's the likely target), but he's also a Have Not.
  • Too bad, so sad, Joe.
  • Maybe if he shaved that stupid thing growing on his face, I'd have more sympathy.
  • Hmm ... probably not. He's a bit like a Willie Hantz with slightly more education and cooking skills.
  • Wil thinks Shane and Frank are working together.
  • Y'think?
  • Danielle is upset about the nominations. She was expecting to hold power as the swing vote this week as she thought Shane would nominate one each from Boogie's and Janelle's teams.
  • Britney and Dan now trust Boogie more than Janelle. They think he's a lot less sneaky than Janelle is.
  • They're probably right. I hate to admit it, but I actually like Boogie on the feeds more than Janelle this season.
  • Boogie on the live feeds is a lot less egotistical than he is on the actual show.
  • The Have Nots have cereal and salmon this week. That's probably the most filling/healthy of the choices that could have been.
  • Janelle tried to talk Shane into going against Boogie's team.
  • Alas, Boogie's team has been more honest with Britney's team (Shane) than has Janelle's.
  • Janelle should have thought of that prior to aligning with Britney in the beginning, then jumping ship, now trying to jump back aboard.
  • Danielle was worried that she might be backdoored, but Shane and Britney insist that she's safe. They also told her that Boogie's team will keep her safe next week if they get the power.
  • Joe is claiming his anger level and heart rate both went up when he was nominated.
  • Good. We need a new decent brouhaha!
  • Janelle has huge bruises on the outsides of her thighs from the coaches comp.
  • Joe told Shane that he wants Frank gone this week and he won't come after Shane.
  • How does it feel to want, Joe?
  • Somehow, in the coaches comp, Ian won $3000. I might be getting this wrong, but it sounds like Boogie won money and split it with Ian.
  • Good, the college kid probably has bills to pay.
  • Ian said his mother told him (when she found out he was going into the house) that she hopes he's the first one out. She probably said that because Ian is so far from worldly and she's worried about him.
  • It's like throwing a lamb into slaughter.
  • But he's holding his own and I'm cheering him on from here.
  • Janelle and Wil think that if Janelle hadn't saved him (Wil), he'd be going home this week.
  • They're absolutely right.
  • Wil has done little other than clinging to Janelle like some sort of shadow.
  • Is the Diary Room telling Janelle stuff?
  • Janelle told Wil that there will be a twist with the coaches coming into the game this week as per America's Choice. She also said she and Boogie are fan favorites.
  • Hmm.
  • Most of the people I've seen who follow the live feeds (including myself) DO NOT WANT THE COACHES IN THE GAME.
  • And, many Janelle fans (such as myself) aren't liking her gameplay so much this season.
  • I'm on the Britney Train for now ... although that's subject to change.
  • Janelle thinks Boogie wants his boy Frank to win.
  • I think Boogie is probably leaning more towards his boy Ian -- it's Ian he kept safe, it's Ian he gave the money to. I'm just sayin' ...
  • It's Wil's birthday today. Ho-hum.
  • The PoV comp will be later today, too.
Danielle upset to not be nominated?

Janelle is WAY bruised up from the comp

Eek!

A man and his bear

Friday, July 27, 2012

Big Brother 14: Nominations Bulletin - July 27

Summit meeting?


Shane's nominations are in. He drank the Boogie/Frank Kool-Aid. He nominated two from Janelle's team -- Joe and Ashley.

Big Brother 14: Coaches Comp Bulletin - July 27

Janelle won the coaches comp ... Wil is safe for the week (of course).

Although the nominations are not in yet, they're obviously leaning towards Joe and Frank. Joe is the target.

Have Nots are unclear, though Joe has been mentioned.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Friday Afternoon - July 27

Shane and his HoH key are inseparable

How are the hamsters doing with a new sheriff in the town? Oh, wait. It's just Shane. He's obviously good at winning comps, but he's no PuppetMaster! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Quivering Quahogs:
  • The early risers of the day, Boogie and Joe, complained about how messy the house is getting.
  • Like that's anything new!
  • Joe made his fancy bribe breakfast for Shane.
  • At least he admitted to Shane that it was is apologize and "kiss ass" time.
  • But, still. I call sleaze!
  • Joe thinks Ian wants to make a record for the longest on slop.
  • Chicken George holds that record at 35 days.
  • Boogie is ticked that Britney never washes dishes.
  • Well, he rarely washes his hands after using the bathroom!
  • So there.
  • They speculated on what the coaches comp might be.
  • Shane told Frank that Joe told him he should put him (Frank) up.
  • Shane also told Frank that his main target is Wil.
  • But he won't be making any decisions until after the coaches comp.
  • Britney warned Shane to keep tight-lipped about things.
  • When Boogie asked Frank how he would feel if he used the save on Ian. (Assuming he wins the coaches comp.)
  • Frank doesn't like the idea.
  • Not at all.
  • Janelle started looking all around the arcade room, unzipping the pillows, etc. She seems to want to get into the ball machine in there.
  • The ball machine reminds me of the previous fortune teller.
  • But it isn't as ugly.
  • Trivia came on, so I'm guessing the coaches comp is underway. 

Somebody take a razor to that thing.

Foot in your mouth, Wil. Not in front of ...

Pure excitement in the house

Looking for a clue

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Friday Morning - July 27

Celebrating victory with Froot Loops

So, the power has changed hands once again. Now Shane is Da Man and Britney can breathe easier for a week. What's been happening inside that Big Brother House of Men With Bad Hairdos? Read on ...
  • A tip of the hat (or, more likely a jeer) to Willie Hantz as Shane chowed down Froot Loops shortly after his big win.
  • Dan advised Danielle that she should team up with Shane -- he'll always be a bigger target than her.
  • Ian is the sole Have Not ... for now.
  • Danielle told Dan that Shane told her that she had nothing to worry about this week. He had voted to keep JoJo out of loyalty to his team.
  • Of course, he's a team of one now -- just like Danielle.
  • Jenn feels bad about her performance in the HoH comp.
  • She should.
  • But Mr. Posturing Joe should feel worse.
  • Joe thinks that Shane will nominate himself and Wil.
  • Boogie thinks, if all goes right, the nominees will be from Janelle's team.
  • Just don't touch my little Ian! (That's what Jackie says.)
  • Joe told Jenn that JoJo gave him the cigarettes anyway even though he told her it wasn't worth it to go against the house and vote to keep her.
  • But she took the lighters! Bwahahaha!
  • Joe ended up rigging the toaster oven outside to light cigarettes.
  • Wil and Joe are worried. They think Shane might have a deal with Frank.
  • Y'think?
  • Joe wants to make a "royal breakfast" for Shane.
  • Can you say "suck up"? I thought you could!
  • Shane got his HoH room ... complete with Dunkin Donuts!
  • Britney, Dan, Danielle and Shane plan to work together.
  • But, then again ... they don't know Shane has a side deal with Frank.
  • Joe tried to convince Shane he should get rid of Danielle.
  • Heehee ... Dan overheard Joe telling Shane that.
  • Shane seems to be leaning towards putting one up each from Boogie and Janelle's peeps -- probably Frank and Wil.
  • That is subject to change, mind you.
  • Plus, he could just be saying that. He might keep loyal to his deal with Frank.
  • Then again, he may not.
  • Confused yet?
  • Britney told Shane that they should work a wedge between Janelle and Boogie this week, pitting them against each other.
  • That's it for now! 

HoH crew

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Britney reads her letter from home