BB23: Live Feeds into Wednesday - Sept. 22

Laying about but smiling

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Doldrums Dogs:

• I haven't been reporting much because there isn't much to be reported.
• There still isn't.
• But I feel guilty for not posting.
• It's them.
• Not me.
• There have been the same revolving conversations regarding the veto over and over again.
• Xavier nominated Azah and Kyland.
• He wants Kyland out.
• If the veto isn't used Thursday night, Derek will have the only evote.
• Derek will most likely do what Xavier wants but keeps playing devil's advocate with himself.
• He doesn't really want the "blood on his hands" for voting out Kyland.
• Meanwhile, Azah has told Xavier if he took her off the block, she would have no issue with voting out Kyland.
• Derek is still laying on any piece of soft furniture he can find and bragging about how much he's done in the game and what a fantastic social game he has.
• He thinks that all kinds of doors are going to be opened to this cast.
• As a matter of fact, this cast in general have delusions of grandeur after the show ends.
• While they are making BB history and hats off to them for that -- it's basically only a "thing" for BB fans, not Hollywood.
• And, certainly, Derek is going to have a rude awakening when he reads internet comments.
• But he did it to himself.
• Then there's Kyland.
• Although I show a screen cap of him cleaning, he is so far from sanitary that it skeeves me out to even think about it.
• At one point he blew his nose into a paper napkin, then continued to wipe the counter with it.
• Another time he put a tortilla over his face and continued to cook with it.
• I just don't know.
• Remember ... tonight's show is on at 10PM EDT/PDT after the season premiere of Survivor 41. 

Ohh! He's sitting up a bit!

Large but neat bites

I'm not sure I trust his sweeping

 

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BB23: Live Feeds, Veto Winner Saturday - Sept. 18

 

Azah has also cooked this season between naps

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Backstabbing Badgers:

• To be honest, hardly anything happened until the veto comp a few hours ago.
• They ate.
• They played cards.
• Derek F continued to act like he has actually done something this season other than lay about, cook and hate on women.
• Azah moped, sure she cannot win veto.
• Xavier talked to us and to Derek about Kyland going this week unless he wins the veto.
• If Kyland wins, Derek would go up but Azah would be the target.
• Oh, well.
• The feeds were blocked for the veto comp.
• Xavier, the HOH, won the Power of Veto.
• Kyland is definitely getting the feeling of impending doom.
• All of a sudden he's beginning to realize that he might not be able to trust Xavier.
• And, Xavier himself is letting me down. Such a solid sportsman otherwise, he's taking two weak players into the final two.
• The meeting will probably be on Monday.
• I don't think he will change his mind.
• And you know that Derek, if he had a mind of his own, would still vote to keep Azah his Laying About Buddy (even though she's a woman).

The feeling of impending doom has arrived.

Just hand him the check

He annoys me.
The TV edit of him annoys me more.

BB23: HOH and Nominations (?) Show Blog Party - Sept. 17

 

Yes, it's Friday. Yes, there is a show tonight. There is no show this Sunday due to the Emmy Awards. I can only guess what tonight's show will be. Judging by what we normally see on Sunday and what has happened on the live feeds, I'm guessing an HOH comp and nominations. Remember, since this is a show post, it's a NO SPOILERS ZONE.

I'll be live blogging and updating this entry as the show airs here on the East Coast. Refresh the page to get the latest news. As always, the real party is in the comments area -- please feel free to join in on the fun!

Sitting through "Previously On." It seems that I'm right about what will be on the show.

The action opens with the final four celebration. Derek is being obnoxious. Everything needs to be handed to him and it's not. 

They rehash house happenings before Azah made her nominations. Azah feels her best bet for final three is to stay loyal to the guys. We'll see how that works out for her. Kyland tells Hannah that he promised Xavier he would save him if he won the veto (which he did). Xavier tells us that he didn't want to put Azah in the spot to choose between Derek and Hannah so they need to vote out Hannah unanimously. Derek is salty about being on the block.

Sidenote: Derek is always messing with his ears. Ew.

Azah is finally getting an inkling that Xavier and Kyland might not really be loyal to her. Hannah gets evicted. Azah feels played because Kyland saved Xavier with the veto and didn't tell her.

Xavier and Kyland talk more on the final two deal. Meanwhile, Xavier tells us his real loyalty is to Derek. EW! That makes me lose all respect I had for him as a player in the game. Azah is still all upset. Derek tells Xavier he is mad that he wasn't aware what Kyland was going to do with the veto. 

They have to gather in the living room. A woman from a new CBS CSI show is on the monitor. The HOH comp has to do with the show and the winner gets to screen an episode.

The HOH is at the BB Crime Lab. Derek thinks it's something he can actually win. Yeah, right. They have to collect clues in the crime scene, find the five clues, gather the five pieces of evidence, correct ones will bring up the suspect. The fastest to solve the crime wins.

Derek is up first. He doesn't fare all that well. Xavier is up next. He seems to be more observant with the clues than Derek was. Kyland's turn. He is more observant than Derek was, but doesn't seem as fast as Xavier. He is the only one right on all the clues the first time. But was he fast enough?

Derek 15:44. Kyland 14:52, Xavier 10:18.

XAVIER IS THE NEW HOH!

Derek is upset that he lost and feels like he's riding coattails. I say, if the shoe fits, wear it. Azah is super-subdued. Kyland is upset that he lost and is worried that he might end up on the block. Kyland feels he needs to win the veto. Xavier tells us Kyland is right to worry and needs to win the veto.

Xavier makes the rounds. He talks to Azah and denies he has a final two with Kyland. He really seems very awkward with her. Derek is worried. He hints that the better final three would be them and Azah rather than Kyland. Xavier is really putting him on the spot. He also told us that he wants Derek to have the "blood on his hands" for sending one of them home.

Nominations time! Xavier first nominates Azah, then Kyland. He says Azah hasn't been nominated yet, Kyland competition record. Wishes them well in the veto comp.

BB23: Live Feeds into Friday Morning - Sept. 17

 

No more speeches. Please.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brothers House of Brothers Only:

• Well, it's not Brothers Only yet but soon will be.
• Y'see while the feeds were blocked for nearly two days for the not live evictions, they were still blocked for the most recent HOH comp.
• Xavier.
• Yep, you heard me. Xavier is the new HOH.
• Who's on the block?
• Kyland and Azah.
• If the nominations remain the same, Derek is the only vote.
• Although he and Azah have lazed about together all season, his misogynic ways probably will have him voting her out to keep things all boys.
• Veto has not been played yet. Maybe today ... I'm not really sure of their schedule right now.
• Their TV show schedule has a show tonight, though. Don't forget that!
• Derek was saying he didn't know what he would do if he won the veto.
• Huh? 
• Isn't it obvious that he cannot use it as he is the only renom option in the house?
• D'oh, Derek.
• Now would be the time for Azah to actually win something.
• If she were to win the veto and save herself, it would be Derek and Kyland on the block with her as the only vote.
• Um.
• She would probably keep Deadweight Derek who never should have been in the house in the first place no matter how much work BB is doing in editing his behavior to make him look like a good fun person.
• I guess we'll know more later.
• I just wish that the two Victorias weren't there in the final four and we had two different people who actually played the game. 

Azah, Azah, Azah ...

If cooking and cleaning the kitchen
 makes for a winner ...

You know you're next out now.