Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Wednesday Daytime & Brouhaha 8/26


No, he didn't get socked in the jaw, not because he didn't try to provoke a punch, mind you.


Natalie is such a pig when she eats. She eats with her mouth open and takes huge chomps, often talking with a mouth full of food.


Jordan went through a freak-out rant on Russell, tears, and now is just very subdued.

Yep, I wanted a brouhaha and I got one today. Here's the scoop:
  • Michele talked to Jeff -- she's worried that Russell is working on Kevin to vote to keep him.
  • Not all that long after they got up (late), Russell started the brouhaha by taunting Jeff in the backyard.
  • He exhibited the same behavior he showed when following/teasing/taunting Ronnie.
  • Jeff is no Ronnie.
  • He shouted back.
  • All of a sudden, Jordan rushed into the middle of it totally going off on Russell.
  • She screamed in his face!
  • She actually BUMPED Russell who, despite his propensity for bullying, would draw the line at hitting a girl.
  • "I'm not scared of you," Jordan screamed at the top of her lungs.
  • Fine, now I have a fear of Jordan. She's dangerous!
  • Jeff, in some weird guy kind of thing, told Russell that he (Russell) wanted to have sex with him.
  • Of course, that gave Russell ammunition to declare Jeff gay.
  • Jeff told Jordan to stay out of it, it's not her fight.
  • Jordan socked Jeff a good one.
  • Okay, I made that up.
  • Scream, gnash, holler, hoot!
  • Finally, BB shut the fight down before fisticuffs could go down.
  • I think my money would have been on Jordan. I didn't think she had it in her to be so angry!
  • Natalie told Kevin if he votes to keep Russell in, she'll stab him in the heart.
  • I'm sure she said it with love.
  • Now Kevin is once again scared of Russell.
  • Everyone is avoiding Russell, for obvious reasons.
  • Russell is acting very weird. One moment he'll be walking along and give a camera a huge grin, then he's moping, then -- when he saw Jeff -- he went into his sing-song bully voice taunting Jeff about being gay.
  • I think Michele has washed her hands of Russell.
  • Natalie told Russell that Michele reported all of her conversations with him to Jeff.
  • So Russell has washed his hands of Michele, too.
  • Russell is a man alone. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have more meltdowns up his sleeve.
  • As I get this posted everyone but Russell is having fun with the HOH camera.

29 comments:

Ariel said...

I love it! Who would have thought Jordan had it in her!

JimmyB said...

We've seen this meltdown/alone behavior stuff in the past. What do they hope to gain? They're pretty much giving up their last chance at not getting evicted.

Kinda stupid. ...Very disappointed in Russell. Expected better.

joy n said...

You tell him, Jordo!

I think BB needs to put up a huge set of rules across that outside wall of the BB house. The first one should be - Everything and nothing is fair in this game. And every time someone has another temper tantrum about what someone has done to them, BB should whack them over the head with a rubber mallet and tell them to read rule #1 again.

sizzie said...

Jordan says she wanted to 'hit him so bad', that she has never hit anyone. Natalie said, 'really' which made it sound like going through life not hitting anyone was too far fetched to be believed. Nat says she has a quick temper and has held it in check while in the house.

Jackie, you are so right about the food smacking of Nat. Her jaw almost comes unhung (or whatever word goes with jar moving).

Thanks for the update.

Anonymous said...

Its Jordon PMS aftermath!
Can't wait until Kevin and Nat backstab J/J

RBennie said...

It's times like this that I regret not having the live feeds. Thank God for you though Jackie. The house is going nuclear. Even little Jordan is exploding? You gotta love how Natalie and Kevin are hanging back and watching. They have got to be loving this. I can't wait for tomorrow's show.

RBennie said...

In order for Natalie and Kevin's backstab plan to go into effect, one of them has to actually win something, LOL.

Laurie said...

Ah, RBennie, you make a good point there. Someone has to win. This is a crucial week for HOH and POV.

So, I never did see last night's show. Is it worth watching or should I just let it go? Guess that depends on what is on tonight, eh?

Anonymous said...

I suggest a restraining order against Russell. That man is disturbed and not too bright.

chris said...

kevin has come close many times
it may just be his week to win
however, then he has to actually be the bad guy which he desperately tries not to be.
so..
i hope michelle wins hoh
and they get nat out
i just dont want her to win at all
anyone else is ok
except russell who proved to be an ass and clearly gave up way too soon.
he had no game, he could have changed jeffs mind long ago before
noms an pov.
for days he just walked around moping.
no game whatsoever.
he could have conspired with michelle, set up nat and kev to get caught lying etc etc.
whatever i am over him and jeff!
go kev for the win
or even michelle
and my vote will be for kevin for the 25,000

Anonymous said...

Jordan is fat, isn't it okay to tell that truth if anything goes in this game.
Also, it doesn't matter that Jordan didn't hurt Russell, it is that she did break a BB rule of not putting hands(any body part) on another HG, she should be out of the house.

Anonymous said...

It does make me wonder why the cute, southern girl didn't even get a BB warning for her behavior.

Anonymous said...

Jordough is getting the sweetheart edit, just like Jeff. I don't think Russell is any more abusive than Jeff or any crazier than Michelle. It's all in the edit.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the edits certainly slant perceptions, as does the DR.
The DR gets Russell all revved so he will continue to make ass of himself and thus demolish any chance of turning the current of the sweetheart couple tide of Jeff and Jordough.
Michele will blindly follow Jeff.
Kevin will blindly follow Jeff.
Natalie won't ever win anything.
Jordough, well she and jeff have essentialy morphed to become one player, the pseudo nice one and the one who wins comps.

monty924 said...

Who knows if Jordan got a warning or not? I stand up and applaud her for getting in Russell's face. Way to go!!!

Jackie, couldn't agree more with your descrip/comment about Natalie being a pig when she eats. In honor of that, I'm bringing back an early avi. :)

TerryinCA said...

Kinda makes me wonder if Russ is just acting?

ChicMc said...

Natalie and Kevin told Russell his best way of switching up the vote was to go off on another rampage.
Code name - GET RUSSELL OUT

GREAT POINT, I AGREE TOTALLY said...

Seriously, not that I mind being alone in my Natalove, but why is she still so hated. At this point, everyone in the house except Kevin and maybe Michelle has gone off on someone at some time. Nat hasn't been in as many fights as Jeff or Russell. Now Jordan even physically assaulted Russell. So Natalie doesn't shower daily and eats with her mouth full...that's as much reason to pity her upbringing as to hate her.

Just my one-and-one-half cents,

Joe in NY

Laurie said...

Yaaay, Pig-Peg Natalie is back! That avatar and dancing Snoopy just make me laugh.

Joe, that was a rhetorical question about Natalie, right?

Anonymous said...

Yes, If Michele wins HOH, IMO, she will need to put up Jordan and Natalie, if she wants Natalie gone.
Jeff will use POV to save Jordan.

Unless he sees it as an oppurtunity to ditch the blond w/o having to do the break up personally.

ChicMc said...

Yes, If Michele wins HOH, IMO, she will need to put up Jordan and Natalie, if she wants Natalie gone.
Jeff will use POV to save Jordan.

Unless he sees it as an oppurtunity to ditch the blond w/o having to do the break up personally.

Anonymous said...

J&J are just as bad as Russell. Why doesn't Russell ask Jeff, in front of everyone, who he has a final 2 deal with, Michelle or Jordan. Obviously, Michelle seems to think it's with her because she asked Jeff who he would use POV on, her or Jordan, if they were ever both up, and he said that hasn't been an issue yet. Wake up Michelle!!! Why can Jeff have a final 2 deal with someone, but Russell can't???

My Mom thinks Natalie is ugly inside and out. I think it's just inside. I would like to sign her up for VH1 Charm School. Maybe they could make a lady of her.

joy n said...

Jeese! Did widdle Russie get all broken up by mean old Jordan's busty move? And what world do you live in that you would think Jordan is fat? I wish I looked like that. Two weeks out of that house and I'd bet she'll be all toned up again.

Natalie's long list of bad manners just keep adding up, don't they? She doesn't bathe or wash her hair often enough, eats like a pig, talks with food in her mouth, lies like it comes very naturally to her, instigates arguments gleefully, doesn't change her clothes every day, sleeps her butt off, snitches on people, talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk when it comes to challenges, etc., etc., etc. Her ONLY game play is lying. Period.

Hopefully, Jeff will win the next POV, too, and send her sorry behind out of there. She's so cocky now, that she's bound to screw up.

Whew! glad I got that out of my system!

Laurie said...

Amen, sister joyn. Amen!

lynn1 said...

Natalie has a black heart. She has no empathy or conscious. She only thinks of herself which may be admirable in the game of BB but from what I have heard and read I think she lives her life outside of the BB house that way too.

Frankly at his point in the game I am not impressed with any of the Hamsters. I find myself cheering for the one who is least dispectable on any given day.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jordan's busty move did cause Russell some pain, aren't fake boobs less pliable than nature's. I mean they never seem to move around, it probably felt like getting poked with an elbow or something.

Anonymous said...

Oh, how sweet, Jeff just had an epiphany in the HOH room.
He is bashing HGs just like everyone else. He just hates what this house is doing to him. He is just so lovable.

monty924 said...

First, thanks Laurie. I needed to pull that one out again. Joyn, I'm standing and applauding your comments too. You said it all and I couldn't say anything more regarding why some of us just do not like Natalie. No she hasn't been in fights, but she has started a million of them. Nuff said. And BTW, her shenanigans (sp?) with Kevin hiding things almost got Kevo expelled. That's really cute!???!!

Joe, you are not alone in your Natalove. My dearest loves her too, just to get my goat. Does he really like her or her game? NO!

I'm still rooting for Michele now at this point. She has an up hill battle because of the early 'Ronnie hate on Michele' campaign, and for that reason only I'm rooting for team Michele.

chris said...

i totally agree with all the bad stuff about natalie.
that is why i dont like her also.
remember when jessie was first in the house nat strutted around like she owned the place, she was not nice to the other side, often started fights etc.
she reminds me of maggie, in the cappy (crappy) season.
did not like her, don't like nat,
so anyone but nat for the win! too bad jeff russell etc didnt stage this whole thing to get all the inside info and then boot nat from the house that would have been the best blindside ever, but this is not survivor!