Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Quick Monday Evening Update


Her name is Crystal

The fortune teller has come to life, this time talking. First she said hello to Porsche by name. Porsche screamed and called in Rachel. They both screamed and got everyone else in there.

The fortune teller told them first that one of them will be the winner of Big Brother. (Well, duh.)

Then she said she had premonitions and they would have to hear all of them to win HoH. She would laugh and they need to come running.

The first clue was about Shelly becoming rich with her 2018 book about how she has the perfect tan and you can too. It will make #3 on the all-time bestseller list.

Okay, she's laughing again ... in 2017, tired of the Miami heat, Porsche will move to Anchorage, Alaska and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.

This is probably going to go on for most of the night and I have to get some sleep as I have to go to the doctor, then physical therapy in the morning. But I'll hang in for a while.

She laughed again.

In 2014, Jeff will disappear from society. He will last be seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering two words, "Clown shoe!" Be gone!

Laughing again ...

October 15 3:42 PM, Daniele will reconcile with her father Dick. On October 15, 3:49 PM they will go back to not speaking.

Laughing again ...

In 2014 in a sleep study after sleeping for 19 days straight and making national headlines, Kalia will get her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.

Laughing again ...

In 2016 Lawon will take NY Fashion Week by storm when he launches his Handsomefied line of hats, ties and jackets.

Laughing again ...

After taking 9 years to earn his PhD, Brendon will shock scholars and physicians alike by finding the cure for an ailment that's been bugging him his whole life after discovering the cure for athlete's foot.

Laughing again ...

In 2020 Adam will file bankruptcy after investing his life savings in a line of bacon-scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.

Laughing again ...

In 2018 Rachel will give birth to a 9 lb 6 oz bouncing baby boy named Buki, Jr. after his proud father.

Laughing again ...

In 2012 Cassi will land a role alongside international mega-superstar David Hasselhoff in a remake of a countrified version of Baywatch, Riverwatch.

Laughing again ...

In 2015 Evel Dick will start a new tradition by bringing Christmas gifts to heavily tattooed orphans changing his name to ... old St. Dick?

Laughing again ...

In 2013 Dominic will grace the cover of Seventeen Magazine with total DOMination, he'll dethrone pop sensation Justin Bieber as America's favorite heart throb
.

Laughing again ...

In 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called Love Rejection but it will be short-lived after it's revealed that he tried to date all 29 contestants.

She almost went into the next premonition but then the tape stopped and she told them to leave the parlor room. If I'm not mistaken, I think Jordan is the only one left now.

Laughing again ...

In 2011 after the runaway success of the Humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of Humilitard-inspired items including the Humilicar, Humilifier, and the Humilibake oven
.

Okay, she went through all the hamsters. I hope it's over. On another note, Rachel just asked Jordan if she would reconsider her vote to keep Kalia. Jordan says it doesn't matter, she can change since she's sure Kalia will go whether she votes for her or not.

I'll be signing off for a while soon unless I hear the fortune teller laugh in next few minutes. Some of my Crystal quotes might not be perfect, but commenter FA has been transcribing them, along with the PT times and Crystal's good-byes for each one in comments. (Thanks, FA!)

MORNING UPDATE: No sleep for the hamsters as the fortune teller kept at it all night, repeating the fortunes already told. Rachel did sleep -- she can't compete in HoH and is strong on the fortunes from the first round. Adam seems the strongest with Jordan confused at times. Porsche and Kalia have a few things outright wrong.

73 comments:

FA (formerly anon) said...

Here comes another:

In 2014, Jeff will disappear from society. He will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets. He will be seen muttering two words: Clown Shoes.

Jackie said...

Got it ... for the time being, I'm still here. But thank you FA -- it is appreciated!

FA (formerly anon) said...

De nada Jackie, I just happened to be here at the right moment, I didn't even see your OP I was in the other thread, lol.

They are focusing on the big details but I have a feeling it will be the small details, like the specific wording.

Jordan made a highly astute observation after seeing Kalia reciting them back: "Now we REALLY have to get rid of Kalia!" So true.

Jackie said...

But Kalia is already screwing up, then catching herself -- Jeff in NYC and Porsche buying a condo instead of igloo.

And, yes, Porsche ... it's wandering not roaming.

FA (formerly anon) said...

Yeah, now they realize it might be very specific, even the order that they are delivered. This is going to be a tough one for Jordan. I don't yet have a feel for who is going to do the best on this one. But those who recite it immediately and frequently will do better, if they have it right from the outset. Rachel and Adam and Jordan don't seem to be reciting too much right now.

There will probably be 7 of these, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, and 2012

Sally said...

Julie Chen in on the Craig Ferguson show right now. They just showed some footage of Rachel with Jesse.

Sally said...

Julie Chen in on the Craig Ferguson show right now. They just showed some footage of Rachel with Jesse.

Jackie said...

Now that I'm awake and got myself a snack, I want her to laugh again!

FA (formerly anon) said...

I'm going to the flashbacks so I can transcribe them verbatim, so I'm not watching live right now

Jackie said...

I'm typing as I hear them, so I might be a bit off. I know I don't have the exact wording on Shelly.

Jackie said...

Two came really close together.

Sally said...

It’s kind of ironic, Jackie. You had all those sleepless/restless nights earlier this summer, and BB didn’t provide much in the way of entertaining overnight viewing. But on a night when you need to get some sleep, BB promises overnight excitement. Doesn’t seem fair.

FA (formerly anon) said...

Here's what I have so far. I still need to catch up. I notice that the FT ends each one with a slightly different sign off, and I wonder if they're paying attention?

******************
Hello Porsche. Hello Ladies. Please gather everyone into the room now.

9:39
Hello everyone. Greetings houseguests. I am Crystal, the Big Brother Fortune Teller. I'm having a premonition. The winner of Big Brother is in this room with me right now.

When you hear my laugh, you have 1 minute to come to my parlor for a reading. After every fortune you must leave my presence. Miss a reading and my prediction is: you won't be winning HOH.

Leave! Be gone!

9:41

In 2018 Shelly will make millions with her book "How I created the perfect tan and how you tan too" reaches number 3 on the all time best seller list.

Leave me now!

9:48

In 2017 After the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, Porsche will move to Anchorage Alaska and buy an ingloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.

Leave! Be gone!

9:57

In 2014 Jeff will disappear from society. He will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets, muttering only two words: clown shoe

Leave my parlor room!

10:25

In 2014 after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will earn her dream job as a matress and pillow tester.

Leave my parlor room! Leave my parlor room!

10:41

In 2016 Lawon will take New York fashion week by storm when he launches his handsomfied line of hats ties and jackets.

Leave me now. Leave!

Jackie said...

Most nights NOW I still don't have to worry about when I wake up as I'm still not working. It's just that I made a morning doctor's appointment and am going straight to PT from there tomorrow ... er, today.

I'm still going to hang in for a while. I'll just have to set two alarm clocks!

Jackie said...

Thanks for the exact wordings, FA! I know I got the recent Adam one exactly right because it was fairly short, but may be off on the Brendon one.

FA (formerly anon) said...

10:43

After taking 9 years to earn his PhD Brendon will shock scholars and physicians alike after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: athlete's foot.

Leave my parlor room! Leave me now!

Jackie said...

Merci. Oops, laughing again ...

FA (formerly anon) said...

10:23

On October 15th 2011 at 3:42pm Daniele will reconcile with her father Dick; on oct 15th 2011 at 3:49pm they will go back to not speaking.

Leave me now! Leave my parlor room!

FA (formerly anon) said...

10:55

in 2020 Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.

Leave me now! Leave my parlor room!

FA (formerly anon) said...

11:06

In 2012 Cassi will land a role along side international megastar David Hasselhoff in the countrified Baywatch reboot Riverwatch

Leave my parlor room! Leave my parlor room!

11:07

In 2015, Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans changing his name from Evel Dick to Old Saint Dick.

Leave me now! Leave my parlor room!

11:08

In 2013 Dominick will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline Total Dom ination. He'll dethrone pop sensation Justin Beiber as America's favorite heartthrob.

Leave! Be gone! Leave me now! Leave my parlor room! Leave my parlor room!

FA (formerly anon) said...

11:04

In 2018 Rachel will give birth to a 9 pound 6 ounce bouncing baby boy naming it Booki Jr after it's proud father

Leave my parlor room!

FA (formerly anon) said...

11:18

In 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called Love Rejection but it will be short lived after it's revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants.

Leave my parlor room!

11:23

In 2011 after the runaway success of the humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of Humilitard-inspired items including the humilicar, the humilifier, and the humilibake oven.

Leave my parlor room!

FA (formerly anon) said...

OMG I hope they're done. I'd go crazy trying to remember all of these, much less the wording. UGH!

Jackie said...

I hope they're done, too. You did great going back over them. Thank you!

FA (formerly anon) said...

Get some much needed sleep now Jackie. Thanks for all your hard work, day in and day out, every season!

Anonymous said...

ARG the one time I don't watch the feeds and she talks!!

chacha said...

Jackie & FA-
Thanks for the wordings on these.
I can't believe the one night I don't stay up late on the feeds this happens.
I will have to watch flashbacks as well.

Justene said...

This is a good example of a competition that is planned in general and unplanned in the details. The FT has been there all season so BB must have planned the broad strokes. The clues are added along the way. Jeff - Clown Shoes, Jordan - Humilitard, etc

Petals said...

***Happy Birthday to Joe***

So are they allowed to take notes?

Saw footage from the upstate NY tornado Jackie - you only got the rain. Are you mending well, I hope?

chacha said...

Petals-
The only notes are mental ones. They can't write any of it down.

I did notice that Adam was giving wrong info to Porsche. She caught on and is now confused to the point of does he really not know the answers or is he throwing her off.

The only one I have seen(using flashbak) repeating totally correct is Kalia.
This must be why Jordan knows for sure she has to go today.

Anonymous said...

To those of you who feel the show is rigged in favour of keeping veterans...

This next HOH comp based on the FT is best suited to Rachel who has an amazing BB memory. But she can't play.

Anonymous said...

Well Anon, by now it doesn't matter. The vets are in and at least one will almost definitely make it to F3.

I don't think the whole game is rigged in favor of the vets. I think that first Pandora was damage control and designed to keep the vets in the game who were almost 100% guaranteed to leave otherwise.

BB doesn't care who wins. They care about ratings and marketing.

~~~

chacha said...

Houseguests received playing cards and tie dye kits.
They are being filmed now for showtime. My guess is we will be blocked from this afternoon until tomorrow night after kalia is evicted(even though she is being evicted today)

Anonymous said...

~~ said: BB doesn't care who wins. They care about ratings and marketing.

**

Very true, I agree. In fact, if any of the newbies had offered a personality worthy of notice, BB would be interested in their staying around. Ho Hum doesn't make for ratings.

Someone asked about Jordan being as she appears. I believe she is. During their first time on the show, I know Jeff tried to teach her cards and it was fun to listen to, but she really wasn't getting it.

Good luck on your outing today, Jackie
Belle

Anonymous said...

~~~'s take seems correct. BB has little reason to throw the HOH comp anyone's way now because (1) Rachel is ineligible, (2) Jordan is beyond help, and (3) at least one of them should be around until the end to maximize ratings.

Still, I wouldn't be surprised to see POV (which is most important now) tailored to Rachel. (Even if they wanted to, there isn't much they could tailor toward Adam, Jordan, or Porsche.)

At this point, I'm just rooting against the producers, so I'd like to see Rachel evicted and three dullards in the f3. (There may be a twist if that's likely.)

Joe in NY said...

Turns out Rachel won this a month ago and is now on her honeymoon with Brendon in Mexico. We're watching tape!

Joe in NY said...

The good news is that Jeff won next season's BB and is going to get his own show as a result!! Unfortunately he and Jordan are through because of his showmance with Janelle on the 2012 All-Stars. On the bright side, Brenchel aren't back but Dick and Dani were!!! Dick was the first one evicted by Jeff when Jeff gets a Coup d'Etat power and manages to get Dick evicted while Dani was HOH!!! It is going to be awesome. Howie was the second evictee and then Dani. Janelle had a showmance with both Jeff and Jordan. But Jordan's was pure and chaste and Jeff got all boogity on Janelle which caused Jordan to DOR. Janelle and Jeff ran the house for the rest of the summer.

The good news is the 2013 HGs are in the house now and they are all newbies!!! No returnees. Although Jesse has replaced Julie as host for the 2013 season. It is also a very young cast with only one member over 30. And a very white cast with only one Latino woman and one black man. BUT ALL FROM JERSEY!!!

meb said...

And Joe in NY stopped watching in 2012 because he lost his mind in 2011 BB, never to be found again. Poor Joe.

Petals said...

meb - LMAO! I know, right?
Joe - you goofball! Have you had a happy day so far??
xxxxx

Petals said...

Yeeeks! Dr. Phil, next Monday, is having Casey Anthony's parents.

monty924 said...

Feeds just finally went to trivia. I'm going to be so bored between now and tomorrow night, lol.

Still looks like Kalia going home but she's still campaigning with Rachel. Good luck pool girl.

Anybody but Porsche for HoH (meaning Go Adam and Go Jordan)!

tbc said...

LOL. Jessie as host....

that would be frightening!!

tbc

Becky said...

Joe, you cracked me up. Meb, I loved your reply.

chacha said...

monty-
I feel the same way. Its killing me.
Although I think that this is Superpass' way of weaning us so we don't have to detox to much come next week.
I don't know what I will do then...
Good thing my shows come back on soon.

Joe in NY said...

This insistence that BB is micromanaging things just seems to be a bigger theme here than in years past. I mean we know they tweak the HGs in the DR to try and get good responses. We know they edit to make events appear more dramatic and suspenseful. But the idea that they care who wins an HOH or POV on any random week...

Obviously when they throw in a Coup d'etat or some special voted power, they are banking on us getting involved and favoring the favorite players. But on a comp by comp basis? We've had people suggest just about each of the last 5 or 6 comps were arranged to favor someone.

So if the vets were the favorite and Kalia wins HOH is that because Kalia managed to win despite the odds being stacked against her. That makes her a supervillain, doesn't it? Or is it because they just didn't care about that one comp? And where was Alison Grodner when all the people we hated won the whole effing thing?!?!?

Anonymous said...

It's funny how this keeps coming up, but some people believe one thing and others another. It doesn't matter no one knows with 100% certainty.

But I think Dick (or someone can't remember) said it best on Dick at Nite (in response to the 1st PB) in either episode 13 or 14:

"TV shows are just something to watch during the commercials."

~~~

Anonymous said...

"And where was Alison Grodner when all the people we hated won the whole effing thing?!?!?"

duh...right there making sure they stayed in the game so we can continue to watch it...


Hahaha...just kidding...but not really.

~~~

Anonymous said...

Every reality show needs a villian. That's why Elise is STILL ON HELL'S KITCHEN. UGH that woman.
:)
~~~

Joe in NY said...

Hell's Kitchen really doesn't compare. There are no contests on Hell's Kitchen. One man just arbitrarily throws people off the show. It's like the AI audition rounds, totally arbitrary who gets in front of the judges and who goes to Hollywood.

I think that's part of the reason for some uncertainty as to where U.S. code section 47 applies and doesn't apply. They need to follow predefined "rules" but what if they rules are that Gordon Ramsay can keep anyone or throw them off for no reason at all. How do you "cheat" when that's the only rule?!?!?

Anonymous said...

@Joe.
I was just joking about HK.
~~~

Anonymous said...

Are they replaying the season on the feeds?

Anonymous said...

If anyone cares: Dick at Nite episode 14 about 28-30 min into the video is where Dick, James and Matt discuss how they think BB twists give producers leeway to affect the game and ratings.

~~~

meb said...

Joe, I should have also said that I enjoyed your posts... very clever and a fun read.

Did I miss your birthday?

Joe in NY said...

Tilda, I know you were kidding. But it does raise issues about how some of these reality show/game shows are hard to define. If I had more time I'd look into it further. They must be some case law on it.

Joe in NY said...

Hi, meb.

No, you didn't miss it. It's today. I wish I missed it!

Anonymous said...

Also at 35:45-38. Actually that is a much better Dick at Nite clip

~~~

LOL...my WV was "Rechal"....as in thanks to Pandora's Box Rechal will win....so they are relevant sometimes...haha

lynn1 said...

Happy Birthday Joe! Hope you are celebrating with some good food and your favorite adult beverage! ;>)

Joe in NY said...

Thanks, Lynn. I'm past the age where I care to even acknowledge the day. LOL

Anonymous said...

July 15th 2013 Joe in NY, wearing size 12 1/2 yellow clown shoes will assume the role of The Voice of America for BB All Stars Season 14.

Every evening between 7:17 PM and 7:23 PM Joe in NY will get on the BB House Intercom and tell the HGs what America thinks of them:

"Seriously Lawon not a single person in or out of the house understands anything you say."

"Janelle you had us at the fingerless gloves you wear for comps."

"Howie, dude, stop that! You know you're on TV and we can see you right?"

"Kahlia, stop! Stop eating, stop talking, stop sleeping, stop whining!"

"Rachel, dump Brendon, marry Jessie, you guys are great together!"

"Shelly you are our favorite, we love you, we trust you, we want you, we want to be like you, we admire and adore the sheer wonderful wonderfulness which is you." ....."Sorry Shelly sometimes adults have to make decisions about blowing smoke other other adults wahoos in order to yank them about for the sheer fun of yanking."

Anon #4981

Becky said...

Happy Birthday, Joe. Sorry that you don't enjoy them.

chris said...

not sure what dick has said regarding the fix etc, but without americas player, and us voting to get dustin out he would never have made it.

monty924 said...

chacha, I did watch some of the live show things tonight, and really laughed out loud at Kevin and Howie. The last segment they talked about the rigging and manipulation so that was good to just confirm what I've always read up until this season. :)

Happy Birthday Joe! I hope you had a good one and don't worry about it just being another day... mine have been since 30 and that's almost 20 years ago now so I get your opinion on the entire birthday thing. Btw, loved your little look into the BB future and laughed right along with everyone else in the comments. Love your wit.

See everyone back here tomorrow night in the comments. I hope its a good one (for my team, hahaha).

GO ADAM and GO JORDAN ;)

monty924 said...

@Anon 8:11,
they are replaying from Showtime BBAD until after tomorrow's prime time show. BBAD will be a taped version of the afternoon in the house (probably). That's why all the evicted HGs are on the feeds tonight.

Witt said...

Happy Birthday Joe! I also stopped counting numbers some time back. Just concentrate on the CAKE!!! Hugs to you on YOUR day!

Witt :)

RJM in SC said...

Happy Birthday Joe.

I heard Dick say on his show the producers told him when he was waiting to leave the reason they were picked was, they wanted the most hated-Rachel and Brendon, the most loved-Jeff and Jordan and the most feared--him and Dani.

Anonymous said...

Yes, RJM. That show gives a lot of insight into how things really work behind the scenes at BB. And all the guests are former BB/reality contestants and winners.

Apparently, Dan was chosen because they knew he'd be a weasel. James reminded the producers of Dan, which is why he was cast despite having not watched/liked the show.

~~~

~~Silk said...

One sure way to tell if it's rigged: If Rachel needs to win, the competition will involve wrapping legs around something.

Anonymous said...

Twitter rumors:

Kalia is gone. Adam is HOH

was a tie and Rachel broke it.

When someone said the game couldn't be rigged because Rachel was the best at memory. I really wanted to say that Adam is also good at memory and joke that it must be made for him, but I didn't want to eat my words later on....

dang it. but I think he won fair and square...maybe

~~~

chacha said...

SPOILER ALERT---
I usually don't go to any other sites between this one and jokers but saw a tweet and had to go.
I never go to bbdish(twitter) but saw a retweet from someone and they had a person in audience tonight.
Kalia was voted out 2-1, Adam won HOH. He got all questions correct. Posche was in last place.
There was some drama shall we say when Shelly got to Jury. Apparently Jeff and Dani fans will love it.
I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow.
If Adam is HOH he already told Jordan he would put her and Porsche on block so Rachel would fight like mad to stay off block and be sole vote. I know she will talke Jordan.

Anonymous said...

Adam got 6 out of 7 answers right to win HOH. The questions were based on the FortuneTeller.

Anonymous said...

hmmm.. Adam finally wants to play the game.

First sabotaging the others by giving them wrong answers. Then putting Porshe and Jordan up to take Rachel to F2...smart.

People say floaters don't deserve to win, but he survived this far and others were dumb enough to keep him, so maybe he does...I still don't agree. I was rooting for Kalia all along. Now I don't care who wins...This happens EVERY year. The people you don't want ALWAYS make it to the end.
~~~

chacha said...

Live Feeders-
I have been going over this and over this.
Jordan was telling Rachel that the HOH in the final four doesn't compete in POV.
If I remember correctly the only reason in BB11 that it happened is because Natalie opened PB to see her boyfriend. I am remembering this wrong? I thought Nat told them this. Maybe she told Michelle and Kevin but not Jordan?
Hope someone remembers. I know that R/J said they wont tell Adam this but he would definetly know the correct answer on this

Anonymous said...

BIG fight between shelly and jeff to look forward to tomorrow