What a snoozer of a day so far in the Big Brother house! I mean that both literally and figuratively.Since most of the houseguests were up until dawn or past it, BB didn't even play wake-up music until past noon their time. And, when they did, we heard it or some of it to be precise. I don't know how a George Michael song besides "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" ever made the list. Perhaps they'll play that one for eviction day!
With the late wake-up, not much has gone on so far today.
Here are a few tidbits:
- Dustin got his HOH camera, hence the image here. He also wrote his HOH diary entry. (Sidenote: I miss the Revenge of the Houseguests on the CBS site!)
- The voting will be live tomorrow as they're not voting today.
- Kail told Amber that she (Amber) was never a target of her ill-fated alliance. (That "ill-fated" is my description, not Kail's.)
- Kail also told her that she's a team player and wants to prove she can be trusted just as she trusts that she's on the block as a pawn. (Hmmm... didn't Dustin tell her not to talk about that?)
- Amber told her she should try for HOH.
- Amber told Kail that Jen will probably vote her out as she's "in love with Nick."
- Kail now regrets never getting the live feeds for the show. She feels unprepared. (I've always had the live feeds and from them I confirmed I should never apply to be on the show!)
- Jameka tried to stay in bed and the BB voice yelled at her.
- Daniele told Dustin that there have been three banner planes and even though they couldn't see them (BB locked 'em in), it had to mean something as it's $400 to fly one. She thinks it indicates that people are trying to tell them not to evict Nick, but go for Kail to leave instead.
- Jameka got mad when Amber told her that Daniele said she (Jameka) said there must be a message in the banner planes. "I'm going to bitch-slap her." (Note: This is the same thing that Dick said about Jen the other day. Is it different coming from Jameka?)
- Evel Waffle once again started to campaign to keep Nick. There will be another meeting tonight. He thinks that folks are changing their minds.
- Amber told Jameka she thinks the game is rigged -- she thinks BB is sending the banner planes and they want to keep the shomance in the house for better ratings.
- Eric told Dick he'd wait and see the house thought on the vote and go with the majority. (Or, actually... with US.)
- Amber told Eric that the DR keeps asking her about saving Nick. She finds it suspicious and said she's voting Nick out for sure. ("Houseguests, you may NOT discuss your diary room sessions with other houseguests!)
- Dick and Daniele discussed answering CBS.com questions in the DR. Both said they were asked why they hate Jen so much. (The questions must come from the website, I guess. "Houseguests, you may NOT discuss your diary room sessions with other houseguests!"
- Jen wasn't pleased with any of the HOH photos of herself.
That's it. It is what it is.
42 comments:
Amber is such a fruitcake. And she is becoming one of the most fake, deceitful people in the house. She tells Nick she loves him but then tells everyone that Nick needs to go. She said FU to the DR when they called her in. She is in meltdown mode again as she is either angry and running around like a jackrabbit tearing people down or she is bawling.
I almost want Zack to get HOH as maybe he is the only chance to get rid of Amber. As I can see him putting up Jameka and Amber. As otherwise, Amber is likely to make the Final 4 unless people are able to get her out. But as long as Dustin, Jameka, Kail are on Amber's side; we will never get rid of her. They would be smart to get Kail out as Kail is aligned now with Dustin and Amber and even Jameka.
Notice few seem interested anymore in getting Kail out.
OH!! C'mon there Jackie...
Jen didn't like her photos? You musta gotten that wrong!! ;)
And please, don't get me excited that there's hope that Kail will go home. I so want that and think it will be Nick :( And you are so correct that Kail wasn't supposed to tell ANYONE about being a pawn. LOL...so much for trusting her.
Oh well. Please send Kail home. Pretty please?
Sasha
Have you ever seen so many "cry babies"?
Great Blog Jackie!!!
You're comment about the live feeds confirming that you should never go on the show made me laugh out loud.
I do find BB fascinating to watch...but I wouldn't want to be there either...unless they were to replace slop with peanut butter soup...
Thanks for keeping us informed on the daily shenanigans from the house.
Dave
ED got soy sauce in his iced tea...all had a good laugh when he said it tasted ok...then they told him what!!!
Dave - If they had peanut butter soup, we'd both be there in the Betting Parlor, right? Glad to know you're still around!
Jackie,
Was "Revenge of the Houseguests" on the CBS site, the comments from past BB players? If so, I REALLY MISS THAT TOO! I loved what Jack and Kaysar and others had to say...I wish CBS would bring that back to the site!!
Thanks for great updates...you're the best!
HMMM...Maybe slop is peanut butter soup...
Ironic--We think that ED is the best manipulator in the house, but Daniele has him twisted right around her little finger. That's the ONLY reason he would vote/campaign to keep Nick in.
different show but --- watching so you think you can dance and not impressed by Danny and Sarah's hip hopnumber. They are all so good, it really is impossible to not be awed by them all, but the first judge is saying they looked good. Jackie -- RU watching and did you think they were a little off? Maybe it's the choreography wasn't so strong. Ahhh, here is that Rachel Ray judge, the routine didn't do it for her. Same with Nigel. See, if you take a few minutes to type, it all happens before you can press PUBLISH! :-)
Sydney - I love Danny's talents, but they didn't mesh together well in the routine. If you watched one or the other, they did fine individually. But their timing was off as a couple.
To answer your question Jackie...
No, it's not different when it's Jameka rather than Dick. I think it comes across as different when its a woman saying it about another woman vs. a man saying it about a woman. The reason it bothers me that Jameka said it is because of her whole God thing. I don't think the bible has anything about bitch-slapping anyone. Then again, isn't bitch-slap a gangsta term? And isn't God a Gangsta?
May - I'm actually rooting for Zach to win HOH. The LNC is so confident in their abilities that I just have to root for someone on the other side. I'd also LOVE for Jen to get it. I wanna see Dick & Dani up again. I really think the LNC would vote Dick out if given the chance!
Kail or Nick, Nick or Kail. I have arguements for and against both. What makes me lean back toward getting Kail out is the spectre of seeing the two most undersering bores in the final two like some past seasons. So yes, let's get those folks out while we can and let the reat battle it out.
Nancy --NOW I'M WAFFLING from last night, as your arguement won me over to wanting Nick out! lol
Looking forward to seeing what Jessica's got if it gets down to where she has to actually fight to stay in the game. Ditto Eric. Would it not be great TV to have Eric Vs. Dick as the final 2?
I also think that if she and Eric are in the house 4 weeks from now, it'll be interesting to see if they've taken their chemistry to a new place, though I think they'd do it quite respectably. Not a showmance, I think they have the makings of a genuine love match.
Sydney I've been thinking a real romance between Eric and Jess is blossoming. They are taking baby steps and just starting as friends(those typically are the relationships that last). At this point in the game I would not want to have to choose between them to evict. I think Jameka reads from a different Bible than I do and worships a different God!!
Unfortunately I think she has turned a lot of people off to church. I think the tide is turning but to Kail-out:
Dick...Kail
Daniele...Kail
Amber....Kail
Jen....Kail
Eric...Nick(because of AP)
Jess...Nick
Zach...Kail
Of course we all know it depends on the LNC meeting tonight.
To everyone: the great thing about this site is there is such a diversity of people all talking about an experiment in human nature. Sometimes it becomes heated but most of the time it funny and great entertainment. Since some of us don't have ShoToo or live feeds without you all we wouldn't know that Jen was tying her teeth together because she wears a retainer....Jameka had bones taken out of her feet....etc. So I just want to say THANK YOU!!!!!
Nana
A much more entertaining group for next year's BB9 would be a selection of Jackie's regulars here! Zoetawny, Jackie, abglinka, Orkmommy, daveb, anyonebutjanelle (can't remember his new name), Carrie in Texas, nana, sydney, gregster, me, (Robin in Manch) and last but never least-- good 'ol Anonymous....
Does anyone remember the poster fellow from seasons past that would proclaim, "I predict so-and-so will be evicted..." shortly after we all found out the eviction?? Then he would come back and say, "As I predicted..." That guy used to crack me up.
OK, back to BB9... so we're all in the house... all we do is look directly into the cameras and discuss our diary room sessions, all about the producers, and splitting the winnings together. Oh, and not only do we CONSTANTLY sing, but we work up an entire Broadway show. What's CBS gonna do? Fire us? They have a whole summer season to fill!
I for one could use a good Slop Diet for three straight months! We could encourage eachother to get all tanned, buff and anorexic, OR... let's just eat ourselves silly and yell for ice cream and alcohol. None of us tries to win any comps, vetos or HOH's-- they just get won by default. But we all try to win as many trips to Barbados and plasma TVs as possible! And we all cheer eachother on for winning these greedy prizes. You go, girl!
And then we send Jackie out in the world to go get us a pizza and a laptop and we let her back in the house, no problem.
Now that's good TV, people!
Robin in Manchester
LOL, Sydney. I'm waffeling too. Really, I would love to see Kail go but I figured it would be better for Eric to vote for Nick. I sure won't shed any tears if they send Kail home.
Also, I agree with everyhthing May said about Amber. If she isn't crying she is haveing a temper tantrom of some sore. She is so fickle as it takes nothing to make her mad at you so she goes from being your best friend to badmouthing you at the drop of a hat.
Nancy
I vote for Robin in Manchester's group for BB9!!! That would be AMAZING TV!! Interesting characters having fun, not spewing hatred or vicious lies, taking it as it comes, and winning terrific prizes...
I would actually get the live feeds for that season!! ;)
I am sooooo rooting for Kail to leave tomorrow night. The longer she stays, the more dangerous she will become, especially with an alliance made up of Amber, Jameka and Dustin (so far). I doubt any of them really like each other, but sooner or later, someone, like Dustin or Jameka is going to figure out there is safety in numbers, particularly since they are all fairly weak players Anyway, I think Kail is more worrisome than Nick right now. Some are starting to listen to her. No one listens to Nick.
Sorry, dla.... you can't get the live feeds 'cuz you'd be in the house with us... we're all in there!
Nitey-nite, R in Manch
DR. WILL ALERT!!!! This message is not related to this season of BB or this blog but I couldn't think of a better place to post this. For those Dr. Will fans from BB2 and BB Allstars, this is big news. There is a reality show on Entertainment TV called "Dr. 90210". The show follows real plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills and every season, they introduce a new doctor to the show. Well, guess who was introduced this year???? YUP, DR. WILL IS NOW A REGULAR ON DR. 90210!!! Not only is Dr. Will a regular, but from what I was able to make out from coming attractions of the season was that Mike Boogy is going to have some plastic surgery on his you know what!! I'm not sure if he's making it bigger, smaller, or just making it work, but he's going under the knife. In the season coming attractions, Mike says "they had to hold my p---s and take a laser to it" and I have no clue what was done to him! By the way, Dr. Will is specializes in tattoo removal and now and calls himself a dermatological surgeon. His place of business in Beverly Hills is called "Dr. Tattoff" as in tattoo off and he's just as smug on this show as he was on Big Brother. Remember, "Dr. 90210", Entertainment TV. Here in Ohio, it's on Monday nights at 10pm and repeats Wednesdays at 9PM and Saturdays at midnight. Enjoy!!!!
Sherry
That's kind of old news around here, Sherry, but thank you.
Sherry - thanks for the update, but several of us watched it when it was on Monday. I didn't know about the Boogie surgery, but my guess is that they're removing the "I really am a penis...honest!" tattoo from his member. It wasn't working on the ladies so what's the point.
And dla too! I always relate to your sense of humor. Let's start an alliance.
Robin -- funny! I want to hear what everyone thinks they would be like/do and who they'd align with it we were all in the house.
DIET: I personally like the idea of shouting for alcohol and ice cream and cheering each other on to get the prizes. Could use the slop diet but instead I'd work out every day. Which fellow houseguest would join me? Treadmill=strategy talks, weight lifting = fun with the buff crew, backyard power walks = giggles and gossip, laps in the pool = zen time.
CAMERAS EVERYWHERE and/or SHOWMANCES: I would NOT be caught naked ever, thank you. I might run for office someday (not). And I would NOT have any kind of under the covers Erika action EVER...
well...
if I were that lucky camera Dr. Will talked to last year, I reserve the right to re-nig (sp?) on that in case one of you has his kinda magic. Opps, I forgot, I just got married. DANG!
My strategy would be being one of the "fun" ones (tres smart, Jessica and Eric) but I'd have to curb an occasional temptation to stir up some action. Ask Jackie about the potato chip bag hand man incident, which we have yet to explain...!
What I'd do: Cook dinners fairly regularly for the house.
What I don't like to do but would do my share of:
Dishes.
Weaknesses: I could easily become the all night owl, but I no longer perform well in life without regular sleep so my comps or game might be compromised.
Strengths: I can get along with almost anyone, appreciate most all points of view. Plus I have a wacky family so have learned how to protect myself around insane people and be safe company for said wack-o's at the same time. However, I might have lost my shit with Amber by now. LOL
I want to hear what all yours are.
Robin in Manch--I'm in!! I need a summer break from the grandkids and I definitely need a body make-over. Let's make a deal right now--NO BIKINIS.
They would cancel the show after the first episode if I showed up in one!! Then we could have jam sessions for "And Amber Cried" and really be ready for tour. But you are in bed at 10:30?? Are you not going to be part of the LNC? After this year parent/child do you think we can have orkmommy and barbwire??
Well, at least WE KNOW what makes good viewing and what America really wants! But Jackie, what would happen to your blogspot??
Obviously things are slow in the house tonight!!
Nana
Nana- ORKmmmy and Barbwire. Brilliant!
Robin ROFLMAO...
My husband and I were discussing BB over dinner. He said if he was in the house just to mess with Jen-- he would tell her, she has one eye higher than the other eye, just so she would run off and cry and stare in the mirror even more than she does. And I can't say I would blame him, I would be all for that.
Hey I am all about the prizes, taking others off for the veto, pizzas and slop. I would need a prescription of Xanax, and sorry guys I don't wear bikinis. My strategy would be feeding you all, I can cook like Paula Deen!
Plaidchick aka Carrie in Tx
Sydney-Here's my position in the house:
DIET: If slop was PB I'd be fine. I'd have to fight the carbo urge but could eat about anything--they better have a BIG supply of chocolate!!
EXERCISE: I love walking/talking. I could do that for a dollar.LOL
Actually, line dancing is one of my passions so I could teach everyone some dances--but with no music I will have to make-up songs(I sing all the time but not very well).
STRENGTHS: I'm great with kids so if anyone starts acting childish I could deal with them. I'm happy most of the time and love meeting new people.
WEAKNESSES: I tend to "mother" younger ones and being a Sagittarius I have a real control problem(but I'm working on it).
I like practical jokes as long as they don't hurt anyone. I could probably deal with any crap the HG dish out(I've been married for 36 years and raised two daughters) Although this should not be a problem because you all are respectful of others.
That about sums me up---can I still come?
Nana
Shout out to Carrie, I wondered where you went...!
I know TX is a BIG state. Just curious, are you near Houston by any chance? I just moved there not long ago. Lol re: your hubby's idea.
Nana and Carrie- loved hearing what you'd do in the house. Who's next?
I'd have to be the one behind the walls making sure the cameras were on the good stuff and FOUR REAL feeds, not two views of two feeds! Then I could live blog and steal food from the kitchen!
That Sydney could be an instigator, though. Could have gotten us killed in NY ... y'see, we were by Christopher St. Park when I noticed two cops looking intent on going somewhere. I nudged Sydney and we watched as they roused a man on a park bench. The man's ENTIRE HAND was in a potato chip bag which he waved as they spoke to them.
When the cops left the man and walked by us, Sydney asked them what was up with the potato chip bag over his hand (like he had a gun). The cops hadn't noticed! They went back to talk to him some more while I insisted we duck behind the bushes in case of gunfire.
Ok I am so mad that I have missed all the fun in this post. 4 kids are too many or is 1 computer just not enough. I am just now getting caught up on todays post and have so enjoyed all the posts here.
Robin, I can't wait to see the BB9 you produce.
Nana, you go girl.
Carrie, I'd love some of your cooking.
All, you make me laugh and lighten my day.
Jackie, keep up the good work. I don't know how you do it but I love it.
We had a good time J... but somehow I think YOU could be very good at the Stirring the Pot Olympics (in the BB house) yourself. But I think you'd be very subtle about it. Dangerously subtle! I'd watch that for a dollar!
Tessa, you have NOT missed the fun! Would love to hear what you'd do if you were in the house with us all on BB9.
PS: It's a GOOD think you have a life outsdie the blog!
I am trying to recliam mine between reading throughout the day. Producers, sniff, I need my medication. NOW!! I am addicted to Jackie's Blaaaaaag, Waaaaaa!
Future Players of BB9-
Will you be keeping or replacing Julie Chen for BB9?
I vote to replace the Chenbot... Not someone I really want to see when I am banished from the house for having too much fun and laughing too loud!
I would like to replace her with David Bowie! Sydney, I know you are on board with this move! He would ask extremely interesting questions, and be fascinating to sit with on the couch... Now to remodel that part of the set... I am feeling something modern. Any thoughts??
My role in the house...
I would want to have fun!! Lots of laughter and giggles. When you spend 24 / 7 with a group of hamsters, you need to have fun!
We could outlaw the nasty, catty parts of the game, and agree that no one would spew hatred while there.
I will join the workout group, which is more than overdue at this time. Not a bikini in sight, not even in the shower. How do you take a shower in pants and a long sleeved shirt?!? That may cut down on the need to do laundry...
Slop would make me crazy, as I do not even eat oatmeal. Peanut butter I could live with!
I wouldn't mind turning it into a BB9 Retreat with lots of good food, good wine and great people!
My role??? Hmmm... I hate to clean, but would pitch in on the dishes. Laundry would be ok. Maybe they would let us hire a cleaning person?!? lol
I don't cook a lick, but I can run a mean microwave. And I am the queen of take out... I think I am rewriting the rules as I go!
I would hang with the LNC, but sleep in to get my beauty sleep. Sydney, I am now the same way as far as needing sleep. I used to roll on 2 or 3 hours a night just fine, but those days are long gone!
The story time would be tremendous! Just think of the quality of comments on Jackie's blog!!
We may never want to leave the house!
Who else is in!?!?!
Plan B for Chenbot's replacement would be David Letterman...
Works in TV, correct network, and would be hilarious!
Jackie could wear the Jen shirts, just remove the EN....and the rest of us could wear J's-crew shirts, get it? IMAO
Can not believe they are on 24 hour lockdown. Between slop and no cigs, ED may have a meltdown.
Sherry,IMO,if Booger was having surgery on his p---s,then he was at the wrong doctor,because he should have been seeing a brain surgeon,cause we ALL knew where his brain was!!!
I only go to bed early 'cuz I have to be up between 3-4AM for work.... don't worry, I'll be heading up the LNC!!! You';re all welcome to use the facilities in my HOH room, just don't wear my HOH robe, OK?
Glad we all had a fun time reviewing our BB9 strategies!
Carrie in TX is "plaidchick"-- great to know you're still around!
Robin in Manchester
I like that Eric says he'll go with the majority. It's not a lie - WE are the majority!!
Diana
Hi Sharon, that was pretty funny!! However, I was informed by someone here that he has a tattoo on his member and that the procedure he underwent was probably to remove the tattoo. I suppose this is the reason that on the season previews, he talked about them yanking on his you know what and then holding a laser to it. Apparently from last night's show, a laser is used to remove tats. Ewwww, this means that Mike Boogie and Dr. Will are closer than ever. Dr. Will is the one who performs this procedure (which he calls surgery) and he's the one who yanked on it LOL!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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