Graphic artist Zoetawny has it right -- they're ALL a bunch of clowns in the Big Brother 9 house!
Tonight's show will be delayed by an hour following Survivor. Don't forget! At least they didn't delay Survivor to some obscure hour in the middle of the night for March Madness.
It's a rainy day here and it's my day off, as well. I'm thinking, if y'all want, of putting up new DWTS and Bachelor discussion posts for the new seasons. Both shows sneaked up on me. Let me know!
What's been happening in the Big Brother House of Spies, Snakes, and Two Innocent Guinea Pigs?
- Sheila told Ryan he shouldn't trust Adam. (With all her wanting Adam to have her back, why does she bring him up at all?)
- Natalie told Chelsia that if they keep Matt, they (C&J) will be double-protected next week -- she and her Mattie. (I'm sure Matt would protect James as well as James protected Matt leading into this.)
- Matt told Sheila he hopes she will keep her (earlier) promise to him. She told him she'll do what she thinks is right for her.
- Sheila grilled Chelsia on why she'd vote Ryan out and what's up between her and James (the spy stuff with the fake breakup).
- Chelsia told Sheila she now thinks voting James back in wasn't her best move for her own game in the house.
- Sheila says Joshuah never attacked her because he's scared of her. @@
- Sheila told Chelsia that Joshuah is out of control. (Of course, Joshuah is totally in with Chelsia and James, as is Sharon.)
- At this point Chelsia can say anything about her three partners for the good of the espionage game. So, anything said by her has to be taken with that in consideration.
- Sheila complained about James calling her a shebot. She says his word is poo in the house.
- As Sheila bashed Josh to Chelsia then Natalie, another bash was going on. Adam, Joshuah, and James were bashing Sheila. Oh, the love in the house!
- Adam told them that he hasn't promised his vote to either.
- Adam also told them that Sheila thinks one of them made fun of her son. They said no one has made any comments about him. (They surely have enough ammunition just with Sheila!)
- James said that he mentioned in his HOH blog that he feels sorry for him, that's all.
- Adam told them that he's a free player, not a partner of Sheila.
- James pointed out that the best buds (Ryan and Matt) have been throwing each other under the bus for votes.
- Chelsia told Sheila that if she (Sheila) is on the block next week and hooks up with Adam, she'll vote for her to stay. EWWW and @@
- James and Adam guaranteed each other that to the end, they will be automatic votes for each other to stay (or win).
- Sheila kept going on her anti-Joshuah rant. He hasn't been HOH (neither has she), never been on the block, and how proud his mother must be of him, etc., etc.
- Joshuah claims he will make two girls cry Wednesday and his mom will be proud of him.
- Natalie thinks America hates Joshuah, but Adam thinks he's liked because Josh is always so long in the Diary Room.
- Natalie and Sheila think the show shrink should come to calm Joshuah down. (Heck, the shrink would have his hands full with Natalie and Sheila, too!)
- Matt told Joshuah he wanted a peaceful night because it could be his last night in the house. Joshuah said he was joking, only working the girls up.
- Natalie now trusts Chelsia, thinks she doesn't lie to her. Heh.
- Natalie thinks Joshuah is mad because he caught wind of Matt staying this week.
- Joshuah says that he's going to tell Sheila and Natalie to decide which is more important -- winning the HOH or him ripping apart their son/mother on live television. (I doubt he would do the latter -- I believe he's just talk, but we'll see tonight.)
- Matt thinks he's the King of Insults and that's why he was put on the show.
- Matt told Natalie and Sheila that he's sure Joshuah won't go off on them during the live show.
- Joshuah deliberately got Sheila going again (well, still going) by telling her to say hello to her son and leaving.
- Sharon told Joshuah to calm down and stop instigating Sheila and Natalie. It's too much.
- James thinks if he goes on the block with Joshuah next week, he (James) would be voted out.
- Sheila thanked James for taking her off the block. He told her it was gameplay, she shouldn't read too much into it.
- Joshuah thinks that Evel Dick wore down the competition before the final HOH and he will wear them down too.
- Sharon, Ryan, and Joshuah think Matt believes he's staying because he stopped moping around.
- Joshuah went from talking and taunting to staring down Sheila. She, of course, doesn't notice. If he speaks, she reacts.
- Joshuah claims he's not like this outside of the house -- he's actually quite nice to people. (Sure, blame the house!)
- Natalie told Adam that the votes for Matt to stay will be either 6-0 or 5-1. Suuure.
- Shades of Amber revisited, Natalie prayed to God for the good people to stay. @@
- Sheila thinks that BB won't air the really nasty things Joshuah says about her on TV. (BB is not airing a lot this season. I think this is the biggest chop job I've ever seen on a season after watching the feeds all the years.)
- Ryan thinks he's going to get more air time because he keeps picking his nose. (Now, there's good TV, right?)
- Matt is worried because James hasn't committed to him about breaking a tie in his favor.
- In case he goes, Matt gave Natalie the advice to work with James, target Joshuah, and Adam is always on the fence.
- James shaved his pubic hair and made it into a mustache. Eww.
34 comments:
GREAT GRAPHIC ZOE!!!
And yes, I think we def want a DWTS chat... I add my voice to a few asking for it in previous posts. And though I'm not sure how many are watching Bach this season, I bet we'll get sucked in enough to have another comment area. I did watch the first show just to see if I could stomach it this year and the bachleor himself seems interesting enough that I and it will probably make me watch the second.
THANK YOU JACKIE!!! have a great day OFF!
Uh oh, first again, this could mean I'm obsessed with this show or the blog, definitely the blog!
Nina
Well, so much for Sheila appreciating what James did for her by taking her off the block. Now his word is poo. She is sooo whacked.
On the last post, I mentioned EvelDick's appearance on BB9 tonight and next week.
Fantastic graphic, Zoetawny!
Love your posts on the feeds, Jackie. You provide invaluable info for those of us who don't get to see them. Makes it all worthwhile.
Sydney, I watched Bachelor last night, too. Didn't think it would catch my interest, but it looks like it may, after all. I'm so glad they let Stacey go quickly. That girl was downright trashy. Putting her scroungy thong in his pocket was too much!
Just got my new TV Guide for next week,and BB made more than one article.The cover story is all about sex on TV and how it's almost anything goes,even on network tv these days. The Tudors was singled out for their raciness,but really,hasn't that pretty much been the norm on cable,especially on HBO and SHO??
Anyway,on the "Hot List",the blurb is...BB9..."given all the scandals,side deals and bizarro sex talks,it's no wonder Julie is ready to kick another hot mess to the curb."
In the Sex on Tv article...."Right,but sex on TV can also be unnatural,and,well,skanky. Take CBS' BB,whcih has become the crudest reality show ever.This season,viewers have witnessed people having oral sex,as well as an orgy between roomies. (Though edited for primetime,the raunchier version can be seen ob BBAD on cable.) Even CBS' relatively staid Survivor had a racy shower scene recently.(that's tonight)
At the bottom of that article it has a timeline of sex on tv,and for 2002,it has a picture of Jen/Parker with the blurb overhead...."BB,Blind Date,Cheaters,The Bachelor is anybody NOT having sex on reality TV?"
I'm with Sydney,RBennie and others,and ......yes,please,Jackie,a chat for DWTS would be great! You are too good to us!Can I just say how much I miss your write ups of AI and others. I know the job comes first,but we miss you and your "pithy" comments!
Jackie, please tell us James did not put that mustache on his face.
Zoetawny you totally rock!
I watched last night's show this morning. Knowing how they all act after that POV made it interesting. Watching Matt go from smug to shock was priceless. I don't know why I want to see him suffer, but I do!
Any live shots today will show people fully dressed, I think. It's a chilly morning in SoCal. Of course, they would have to be up already to know that.
Just when you think they can't possibly get any grosser (is that a word?), we hear about James' pubic mustache. I can't tell you how happy I am not to have the live feed.
Please please please please PLEASE do a Bachelor Blog: it was the highlight of my week last season! Other Bachelor Blogs are dry and dull--your made me laugh so hard! This particular bachelor and crazy women look like promising fodder for....discussion!
On Bachelor, I was surprised to hear Shayne, the actress, say that her father was Lorenzo Lamas and her grandfather, of course, being Fernando Lamas. But it also makes me wonder if her career might be the reason she's there.
I just think james and josh are mean for the sake of being mean.
I know matt is a scum when it comes to women but I would rather he stick around and get Josh out next!
Hard to root for anyone, maybe Sharon.
Chelsia has shown an evil side too.
These "mean" people are not anything like evil dick who at least america liked and believed he had a heart.
that's all from me
thank you jackie
and GO OZZY!!!!!
I think America was pretty much split down the middle as far as liking Evel Dick goes! I personally couldn't stand the man and was sorry to see him and his daughter get the money. But I'm over that now. This bunch is definitely not in Dick's league. I think he could reduce any of these puppies into a whimpering mess, with the possible exception of Ryan and Matt who would probably wind up hitting him and getting kicked off the show.
I think America was pretty much split down the middle as far as liking Evel Dick goes!
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My brother rooted for Dick to win, I wanted Dick and Zach in the finals, although I had a big hunch during week one, Final two would be Dick and Danielle, at this rate I'd prefer Evil Dick as opposed to any of these HG's, I'll stop short of writing I almost would prefer Amber, Jackie you nailed it, in regards to editing, my head is spinning, my ears are throbbing as I listen to live auto, I'd probably do a sloppy job myself, there was a time I could wear headphones for longer than 2 hours, nope not with this group!
James is by far the crudest, most disgusting person on TV. And for Chelsia to sit there and laugh like crazy when he is waving his pubic hair around is so vile. He even wanted to stick on her face..... at least she drew the line there. If the likes of James wins this money, he will probably open his own gay sex marketing studio, or put it up his nose.Either way, what a waste he is for a human being!
Sandiekay
They all have their crudeness. No wonder they're telling them to tone down their language, they are having problems editing.
I agree, what they're showing on TV is no where to close to what is going on. Bible buddies is a joke--especially Adam and Matt reading while Adam is grabbing himself.
There has been no show of Matt and Natalie having Oral Sex on TV. So I have to laugh when she's yelling in the DR about James' lieing. I still can't remember who is was in what season (the girl's name was Amanda, and she was evicted the next night) but they showed on TV that they had sex, because the guy put a condom on threw the covers on them in the HOH room and he said "Grandma's going to love this." If Natalie could throw herself on a bed and say "Take me Mattie, take me!" and he would, she'd be all for that!
James reasoning for putting Matt on the block was perfect, and he can't be faulted for that. The problem in past seasons has been we all know everyone's lieing, they all know it. James has called all of them out, and at least he didn't say "I never said that." like what's-her-name in Season 6 with Kaysar.
Josh needs to stop trying to act like Dick. He has no reason to start yelling at Natalie or Shiela during the live show and I believe they told him he couldn't do it. Do it when it matters like before or during a competition.
Question....Why do they call Adam "Baller"? Is it because he scratches "down there"? LOL
I don't have the feeds, and I'm curious.
Thanks and I can't wait for tonight's eviction and watch Shelia and Nat's face...hehehe!
I think it has all been said about BB...I know I said lots of it myself. : ) I hope I can go OT for a minute and talk about TV. I was very happy to have the CBS lineup back! As Sharon said 2 1/2 men is funny (the 1/2 man kept saying 'snake!" to Charlie and it was funny to me. I like The Riches and just started watching Criminal Minds because of a rec from this board. Thanks for that! I missed Bachelor and Dancing, though. I like to see the Bachelor home visit shows, later in the season. I am hoping to see Survivor tonight as it airs instead of later as I usually have to. Jackie, I hope you are enjoying your day off, and let us know if you see Roofus. Nana, how was last night? Is your lab doing okay? I just baked choco chip cookies and would share with all if I could. I only wanted one (well maybe two) but had to make a whole batch to get that one.
Sue
Hi Sue. I love Criminal Minds - although I think it was a little better when Mandy Patinkin was on it. My main reason for watching is so that I can drool over Shemar Moore. He is one gorgeous guy!
Yes! Posts for Bachelor would be great!
I can drool over Shemar Moore
I can agree with that! The first episode I ever saw was when Garcia was targeted by the killer. That hooked me. Such a good ensemble cast. Then I saw the last one Patinkin was in..I've liked him for years (singing and acting).
The hgs are on lockdown in the HOH. Chelsia was concerned earlier about a hickey (I didn't see it and don't know how visible it is) but it made me wonder if James wanted her outed as a liar about their not being together, just to make her a target instead of him. Sharon (not Nat) asked one of the Bible readers 'why did Harold put him in prison'. One of them (I was listening and didn't see the speaker) corrected her and said "Herod". That perked me up. That was funny. Right now Natalie is talking about her job....they have 6 big windows for the bikini drive though. Sue
Sue--thanks for asking about my "baby". She was not a very good patient(came out of anesthesia sooner they the dr. expected and pulled out her Morphine IV and ripped off the bandage covering the incision). Therefore, she had to spend the night at the doggie hospital(where she threw up all night). They aren't letting me bring her home until she keeps food down, hopefully this afternoon.
That's my med. report now on to BB....
Give those people some games, books,puzzles, or something!!! When they are resorting to shaving their pubic area for entertainment........James did say he did it because Chel. had asked him to! Now does ANYONE think they're not having sex?? There is such an intimate comfort level between them that makes me believe they have "fornicated"(good Bible word!) several times.
Yes, Jackie we need a chat site for DWTS and AI. I've vowed to not watch The Bachelor but I'm sure many people here are.
Nina--you may be obsessed with this site but it's a "good guilty obsession"!
They say laughter is the best medicine(for whatever ails you) and this site provides plenty of that!
I think I'm rooting for Sharon to win, probably because she is the most "normal", but even knowing his background there is just something about James that makes me root for him.....I'm trying to justify some of his behavior to being on his own since he was 16 and that he is only 21--before you object--it is JUST MY OPINION!
I heard Chel. say that her and her mom were suppose to be on last season and then after her mom watched the show declined doing it.
Me thinks we would have seen a different Chelsia ;)
Send home Matt! I don't want to watch him puff up his chest and get in the HG faces about "whose game is it".
Sheila has spent the week saying "she's not letting anyone else play for her and she has to take care of herself" and yet she's mad at James for not telling who to vote for and mad at Adam because he won't say who he is voting for!! Get rid of her too!!!
I know maybe the winds could blow through there and knock the place down thus ending the whole show. Where's the Big Bad Wolf when we need him??? LOL Oh yeah, he's making an appearance on the show
tonight(?) in the form of ED.
Rbennie and Sue--I love Criminal Minds. I think I like it better without Mandy Patinkin. The new leader(can't remember his name) has such a dark mysterious past. And Shermer Moore is sooo cute.
If we thought last night's viewing schedule was hard tonight will be a repeat...Survivor, BB9, AI, ANTM, and that doesn't include anyone who watches Law&Order(new episodes)or Moment of Truth(otherwise known as "How to Ruin a Marriage in 30 secs.") Have fun and Thank God for TiVo/DVR/VCR!!
nancy in pa ... yes in answer to your question in the last post... if Matt had won POV he could have taken someone off and been safe himself... He was stupid not to try harder on the beam walk.
joyn: "Jackie please tell us James did not put that mustache on his face"... I'm still laughing. That was gross when I read Jackie's comment, but your's is hysterical! Yes, please Jackie, tell us he didn't do that!!!!
Yes to DWTS and Bachelor... I watched it too and thought it was pretty good. That skanky girl who passed out on the bed after stuffing her panties down his pants (she thought she was in his pocket he said). Don't they learn from the years previous that they can't sit there and guzzle the booze??? I'll stay for a second look, and then of course I'll be hooked I suppose.
Not all liked Evel Dick and I really don't care to see him or Dani back...EVER!!!!
Criminal Minds a BIG favorite.
Zoetawny... keep 'em coming! Great!
Did I miss anything...
Oh yes........ James did put the cut pubic hair on his face, and wanted to put it on Chelsia's as well. He is one sick puppy! The last I saw he had placed it in the soap dish. Gee, don't you only wish yoyu had to pick that soap up later? UGH!!!!!!!!
And the hits just keep on comin'! Yikes,is there anything this group won't do???
Another Criminal Minds fan here. Can't wait for new ones!I think it was meb who recommended it so highly,I just had to watch.And Sue,the one where Garcia got shot was one of the best. I always thought Mandy was such a prima donna and I like Joe M so much better in the role. I loved him on Joan of Arcadia,one of my all time favorite shows.And Thomas Gibson,after Dharma and Greg,he's so different in this role,so moody and dark and troubled.
Well,our torrents of rain have turned to snow....happy Spring everybody!! That's March in Ohio for ya!!!
Nana...sorry your baby had a rough night. Probably better he stayed a night and you don't need a really sick doggie at home.
BTW Nina, I didn't get to join into the welcome to you yesterday.
Sharon, I not only recommened Criminal Minds, I think I went so far as to beg people to watch it, I enjoy it so much. LOL I just love Thomas Gibson as Greg from Dharma... what a difference in roles.
nana, so sorry you're having to go thru all this trauma... we're with you on this... let us know as soon as everything is better.
Nana, I said I was 'for' James, if I had to pick one of them. Mostly I would rather not choose though. And I only choose James for his game playing because none of the others seem to be making much effort...except Natalie once in a while. I felt he more or less won the game when he came back into the house and they were all (except Natalie ) so afraid of him. I someimes am for Sharon, but she talks a lot. James talks but he says very little about his true intensions and often bluffs his way, I think. I will think Chelsia is playing if she manages to evict James...otherwise she is just his girl, who does his bidding. I haven't changed my opinion of James Outside the House. I really wish the BB contract would continue a couple of weeks after the show ends. I am more curious about their reentry into their lives after the house than watching them now.
Sue
Right now on feeds, (around 7pm eastern) is trivia. Just before it went to trivia Josh was trying to irritate Sheila like he said he would do last night. I don't know what all he said. I think it was more that he threatened to say things to her on the live show. Not sure. She reported him to DR and they called him in and it went to trivia. Of course it is live show day, so maybe that is all the trivia means. Sue
i finally picked my favorite....its still Janelle....these people just have so little class...do they just forget they are monitored 24/7?
Sharon. unfortunately for us NY upstaters and probably the rest of the northeast, your snow is heading our way. So much for the first day of spring. Lions last roar, I hope. Where's that warm little lamb?
Nana, hope your lab's doing better tonight. Did you get to bring him home yet? Being home with you is what he needs once he is feeling better. TLC from "Mom" will do wonders for both of you.
Meb, Anon 5:06 said James really did it? My brain just threw up a little. ewwwwww!
meb...thanks for the answer. in hindsight i guess it would be stupid to NOT have the POV winner be safe...otherwise who would ever use it? duh!! i guess my brain wasn't working. but thanks for the answer!
terri in ca...i'm with you...janelle still is the best player in my mind. she played the game, was fairly honest and loyal, and fought to win comps. jessica was a pretty good player too (bb8). she really held her own for a very long time.
nana in nw...sorry to hear about your baby. been there myself a few months ago. at first they thought my baby had that dog food poisoning...turned out he has addisons disease. nothing a $150.00 a month shot can't cure...oh my!
jackie..thanks so much for your continual updates. i only have the show itself and your blogs to keep up on things. i appreciate your efforts!
i hope ED scares the crap out of joshuah tonight and reminds james he is NOT the ruler of all. what really amazes me with these peoples behavior.....aren't they embarrassed that their parents and relatives will see them being so crude? nothing like climbing on top of someone you really don't know in all your nakedness and then "fornicating" :) for the entire world to watch! my word, where do they get these people???
nana...
I'm not sure if you read my post from yesterday. I only have a minute but wanted to see if you posted something about your lab. BTW, what's her name?
Anesthesia is so unpredictable with animals. I'm so sorry she had this experience. It must have upset you as it would me. I'm sure the safest place for her was overnight at your vet's but it must have been difficult to leave her there. I pray she's doing better today.
Every time I read what's going on in the house I get more upset at this immoral bunch. I'm shaking my head not believing that James shaved his pubs and used it for a moustache. OMG! GROSS! How the heck does Chelsia go along with his antics? It just makes her look classless. Maybe she won't be so upset when she sees James' porn video.
Jackie...
I know it's going to be a long night for you so hope you had a little respite today.
Later~
Nana in the NW: I'm sorry, I said he and him referring to your dog. SHE will do better with your TLC.
Ah, another senior moment.
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