Oh, my. Graphic arteest Zoetawny gave Matt a bigger head than he already had. Who woulda thought it possible?
Remember, he thinks he's the new Evel Dick, the new PuppetMaster.
I think he's more like a mere Matt. His ego is what's going to cost him the game in the long run. It's one thing to lie so much, but making so many promises to everyone in a house in which they all talk about each other. Yeah, lying and backstabbing is a big part of the game. But you have to be sneaky. Matt isn't a good sneak, just a snake.
Here's what's happened in the Big Brother House of Changing Minds:
- When I last reported, Ryan had agreed that it would be a good time to backdoor Matt. But, like all decisions (except the Allison ouster) this season, that is subject to change on whim.
- Ryan kept trying to avoid Matt's questioning and Matt told him not to backdoor him.
- Matt also sucked up to Ryan going on about how happy he was that he (Ryan) won the $10,000.
- Sheila told Matt that she was worried she'd be put on the block when Chelsia used the veto to save herself.
- Sheila also voiced her worries to Adam, telling him Ryan is a flip-flopper.
- When she had been in the HOH room earlier, she had said she'd try to convince Adam that Matt must go.
- Then she pretty much repeated herself when talking to Sharon (who can't vote because she's on the block).
- Matt tried to get information out of Matt whether a deal has been made or not.
- Adam told Matt that Josh is a bigger threat in the house than he (Matt) is.
- Sheila told Natalie that the plan is to backdoor Matt. (Argh, Sheila ... we all know Natalie tells her Mattie everything!)
- Natalie told her she thinks Ryan isn't going to put up Matt -- that he's just playing them and plans to put Joshuah on the block.
- Next thing you know, Sheila is telling Ryan he should put Josh on the block and not Matt. @@
- Sheila told Ryan that she thinks if he puts Joshuah on the block, Sharon will ally with them (Adam, Sheila, Natalie, Matt, Ryan) and it will be James and Chelsia as outsiders.
- Joshuah got his letter from home. He's thrilled. He said he cried in the DR while reading it and "pulled an Amber."
- Joshuah had a major Matt bashing session.
- Sharon, like Adam, intends to read the whole bible before leaving the house.
- After declaring no more operations, Ryan asked Adam if he should do Operation Bummer -- nominated James because he bums cigarettes.
- Or, as they said, they could call it Operation Tighty for his "tighty whities."
- Matt apologized to Natalie for being mean to her. Again.
- Plans change once again (surprised?) -- Matt, Adam, and Ryan decide in the HOH room that they will be the final three.
- Sheila, not in the new loop, tells Joshuah that Ryan still intends to put Matt on the block and backdoor him.
- BB gave them beer. Woohoo.
- Joshuah is worried that he will look fat on television.
- Adam apparently doesn't worry at all as he still picks at his butt and nose, with the other hand down his crotch.
- Ryan treated the guinea pigs to a strawberry. They're still my favorites in the house and really don't get enough air time.
But, then again, they might change their minds again today. This group is the most fickle and easily persuaded group I've ever seen in the house. If they had a Cirie in there, they'd be talked into volunteering to go on the block and get voted out.
30 comments:
Yes,I still think Ryan has no mind or game of his own. And I think that Jen wore the pants in that relationship. Everybody better keep on their toes and keep throwing ideas his way up until the eviction show,since the last thing his brain hears is what it seems he's leaning toward.
ED would chew up and spit out anyone of these babies in that house.And Will,on his worst day, is a hundred times smarter than them.Maybe this is a little better now,but they still are a really poor,poor group at playing this game.I just wish Adam would go,I'm tired of hearing about his "hand in pants".....eeeeewwwww.
Great post Jackie--- ROFLMAO on every word of your opening paragraph about mere Matt. It got so complicated last night, I don't konw how you managed to put all that flip flopping into neat little bullet points.
You're totally right about Cirie being there. AS much as I get mad at her for what she messes up on Survivor, I should probably study how she does it, because it's a truly amazing skill.
Oh, and thanks NANA for mentioning Spring Forward on Sunday... That snuck up on me.
Zoetawny-ROFLMAO that is the perfect picture of Matt! That is how I have seen him from the start. Thanks for today's laugh.
Maybe you can do a graphic of Mount Rushmore and insert Mt. Natalie in next to one of the presidents, showing lava spewing from her mouth. That would make my day, since Mount Rushmore is in my home state.(South Dakota)
Will someone take the unitard and wrap Sheila up with it?...make sure it covers her mouth completely. If there is not enough unitard to cover her mouth, please at least stuff the panties in there to make sure nothing emits from her mouth until she can be voted out. With any luck the whole house will call her out on her tattling. The only one who would not get it is Natalie. She would stand there like a deer in headlights.
Looks like life in the BB House is still dysfunctional.
I have come to the conclusion that Sheila is quite the "tylenol pm'er wish I had more" blabber mouth that we all think she is , Adam was talking about a car accident he had 2 years ago, where he almost died, She says
"What did you take for pain"
her ears perked up and she sat up,
"Is it stronger that percocet"?
Do you take it in the house?
She was more interested in the pills he was taking than anything else
Debbie- it sounds like Sheila would become better know as "Sheila the Swiper".
It will be interesting to see if she would stoop so low and help herself to Adams drugs, IF Adam does have pain meds in the house.
LMAO Patty.
Will it be the Bro-liance vs. the Perv Herd? (though wouldn't Natalie have to be with J/C, S/J for it to really be the Perv Herd??? I'm happy to just keep she and Matt categorized on the side as a Blowmance)
J/C S/J seem to have no idea Operation Cross Eye (getting Matt out) isn't going down. I think they now may put up James and not Josh. I don't want James to go, tho I know I may be alone in that, lol.
Neither do I want to see the house dwindle as one sex picks off the other. Then it will only get interesting again maybe one show or two out of the last few weeks.
If they oust Josh, then it will be OK for a week, but I don't see how James and Chelsia can ingratiate themselves with the others. And even if Sharon defects to the bro-side, there's ultimately no room for her there as she knows she'll get picked off first when the last from the perv herd are are gone.
Watching Sharon try to repair things with Ryan in the storage room (offering her 2 week safety deal) was painful, like watching Nat with Matt. He just wanted to get out of there and she was desperately trying to say the hollow-sounding stuff she needed to say to feel she'd mended the fence.
This may have been answered at some point...but its annoying me, so now I will ask.
Have we gotten any confirmation on what it is that James has to cover up on his tattoos?
Though I think Matt is a bigger threat, Josh is more annoying...so either one can go this week.
Julie (still searching for someone to like this season) For now, I will root for Chelsia...
Wouldn't it surprise us all if Ryan is just playing a role (big, dumb, easily swayed) and he has a plan of his own. What if he's just playing everyone in his own way and actually does something smart in the end?
Now that would be cool television!
Sassy aka Wishful Thinker
Ah thats my Laurie always looking for the bright side, redeeming Ryan!
Zoetawny I loe the graphic,its painful to look at , as it listening to Matt and his total love for himself.
Shout out to Patty in south Dakota...my husband hails from Sioux Falls.....
Just FYI in case you didn't know---Direct TV has free Showtime this weekend so you can catch BBAD.
Debbie you are so right about Sheila and her pills. She also kept asking Adam if BB gave him pills and if she could get some.
Tropicalapril---his tattoo is a derogatory word for a woman (c***). Classy guy, huh?!
Ryan should be happy to be in the house right now as his hometown of Columbus, Ohio is in the middle of a blizzard with up to 14 inches of snow expected and low visibility.
Now the game...I have to say that this group of HGs seem to be the most clueless group in the history of BB. Now granted, in past seasons you have a few clueless individuals, but to have the majority be this stupid about the game is frustating. I hope the TPTB have learned their lesson with this group and will cast a smarter and more likable group for the summer session. In past years, I have had a few favorites, but this season I really don't care who wins. I am hoping that Ryan does have an actual game plan since he is my hometown boy, but we will see. Thanks Jackie for doing such a fabulous job on this site. Your blog is what keeps me watching BB.
Tropical April , I posted a link with pix of both of Jame's tattoos so you can see for yourself... let me see if I can find that. OK, here it is..
http://www.oddandstupid.com/BB9/James/bb9_james_myspace_photos_1.htm
Laurie, I would LOVE to think that about Ryan too!
Off topic again... I just watched a re-run of Randy Jackson's America's Best Dance Crew. Wasn't bad, but what was neat was our Dancing With The Stars Mario Lopez is the host! Oh those dimples! I might watch, just to watch him.
Shane ? (cheographer from So You Think You Can Dance) is one of the judges. I think they change up but he was a judge for this episode.
They did Michael Jackson #'s this time. Next week is Broadway #'s. I would enjoy that, so if anyone's interested...check your listings for your area.
Sydney was "Blowmance" your word! Kudos! Love it! If nothing else, we are starting to have fun making fun of these guys. I'm not that creative, so I'll just keep enjoying you guys.
Either Sheila is smarter than she looks or dumber. Can't decide which right now. Sexist pig that I am I just wonder if she still has the bod to carry off the red unitard look.
Just since POV and Sheila's talk with Ryan the house seems to be divided into two groups. Only I am not sure that those not in Sheila's group knows it. And, I am unsure where some of them fit in. Matt is so pleased with himself and can't wait for the Veto surprise where one side expects him to go up but the other side knows it won't be Matt. (they know, I don't know) What I keep thinking is that, while it might be fun to see something unexpected pulled off, how can any of these goofballs keep their mouths shut until Veto time tomorrow? They are already gloating.
Matt thinks he is with Natalie and Sheila and Sheila will tell Sharon they are protecting her. What happened to the guy alliance? Whose side is Adam on? Does James know Ryan has changed his mind?
Sue
OMG, Syndey, I lost my iced tea when I read "blowmance". Now that is just the perfect word.
Hey, Sparkle Terry, I just think it would be so funny IF (really big IF) Ryan actually has some game and isn't the dufus he appears to be. It does seem to be that he goes with the last thing he hears, so anything can happen now.
It is a beautiful day in southern California, isn't it? Some of those kids are going to burn, baby, burn in this sun!
News Flash from Jokers site:
Natalie again tells the boys about her plan to follow Matt around like a lost puppydog, as if he were still being backdoored.
I felt I should let everyone know about this huge change in Natalie's behavior and why it's happening. Will Matt notice?
Blowmance.
Sydney, pure perfection. :)
Still giggling!
OMG, Jackie and Zoetawny! That graphic cracks me up. A mere Matt... teehee and so true. These morons are going to keep him in the house. Ugh!
Good one,Sydney!
I truly don't think Ryan is "playing" dumb. He's just trying to keep up with all the plans flying around the house. I think what he wants is so irelevant right now,those hamsters have made up their minds and are voting how they want to.If he keeps Matt and Alex comes back,they'd better watch out,cause they will form a team and try to be the last ones standing.Again,for me,don't much care who goes home,still don't give a rap about any of them.
Oh,and we got pounded even worse than Columbus,we have about 15 inches and may get 1-3 more tonight and it's blowing about 30MPH. We had a snowdrift about two feet high in front of our front door.When does Spring start again????
Terry of ca-thanks for the letting me know your hubby is from here. I do live in Sioux Falls SD.
What a small world it is and to think it happened on Jackie's blog that anyone would even know where Sioux Falls SD is.
Thanks again for the shout out.
I'm completely jealous of all of you with snowstorms. Boo Hoo from a northern transplant in Houston
Blomance
Operation Cross Eye
Sheila the Swiper
I am LMAO !!!
Reading this is a good start to my day!!!
debbie-don't forget about Mt. Natalie while your are laughing!
I am kind of scared for the hgs today,if Ryan does follow through and nominate James. James has said since the beginning of the game what he can do to get back at people. Last night he, Josh and Chelsia said some very foul things about the others in the house.
I have a question. If BB put their own player in the house this season (instead of America's player), wouldn't they advertise it, so we would know what was happening?
Sue
I've had a change of heart about Ryan's decision to backdoor James. I still don't like it that Matt will be staying, but Ryan's not letting Josh and gang run his HOH.
It reminds of when Maggie and the Nerd Herd strong armed Howie into putting up James and Sarah. Howie was dumb enough to fall for it. Looks like Ryan learned a lesson from that. Well not really. I don't any of them are smart enough to have learned anything from past seasons.
Patty - I am in Tea - now do you think ANYONE other than you would know where that is??
Deb
deb in Sd ---Tea? My niece lived in Tea! My husband lived in Wentworth most of his childhood, then Salem and Sioux Falls. His uncle lived in Pierre and originalted the school lunch program..quite the guy. Red Bies. His sister Pat still lives in Sioux Falls Patty...she just retired....He has cousins (Dairy Farmers) and his grandpa used to run the saloon jesse James and his boys hung out at....
Deb-besides me, only Terry in ca would know where the heck Tea SD was.
Terry-have you visited South Dakota? What saloon did Jesse and his gang hang out in? Was it in Garretson SD or Deadwood SD? I take it you are in CA now? What took you and your hubby there?
My hubby went to school in Salem and Hurley SD for a while. I am not sure for how long. I will have to inquiry about the time frame and see when he was there.
One of the guys that works for my husband lived in Wentworth and they moved to Lennox SD a few years ago.
I am glad we can chat a bit here and compare whereabouts with each other. Thanks Jackie for letting us drop a few lines to each other.
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