Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Into Sunday Morning, July 18

This is how I feel, too.

My apologies for the long gap. I had to sleep in this morning, kind of like the hamsters. Without further ado, here's what's happened in that Big Brother House of Odd Bedfellows:

• Yet again this year, the house has an ant problem. I guess I'm lucky I've never had an ant problem -- I'd probably freak out worse than Kathy with the bug spray!
• Rachel got irked by her love bunny Brendon as he told Andrew that she was going to put him on the block as a pawn against Monet.
• Rachel cried. Again. As I said, way too sensitive for the game. She needs to be ruthless or she'll just end up being a boob ... or a pair of 'em.
• Andrew went back up to Rachel, telling her he'd be willing to do it but is very worried he'd go home.
• He should worry. They need to put up someone less likely to get eviction votes.
• Rachel cried more after he left.
• Brendon told Rachel that she's his queen and knows more about the game than he does, he'll do whatever he wants. Oh, gag me right this moment, please!
• Matt and Lane think that Enzo might talk too much to both Monet and Britney. They called him a loose cannon.
  
• I say "loose lips sink ships." But I wasn't the first one to say that.
• Matt volunteered to go on the block.
• Say what? And he's a MENSA member? Rescind that application!
• Kristen noted that none of the girls want the girls around in the house. Alas, that's often the case. Although I do didn't like her on the show, that's what Maggie did right some seasons back -- she had a girl alliance going.
• Britney can't wait to go into Wal-Mart back in Arkansas as a celebrity. @@
• Rachel and Ragan think that Matt is working both sides.
• They're right.
• There are stocks (like the old time public punishment without flogging) in the yard. For four days, some have to be in them, others for just a day. It must have to do with the POV comp.
  
• Weird and kind of kinky, I say!
• Brendon and Rachel had a minor spat. She thinks he's being a baby about a lot things.
• At least he doesn't cry over and over again in the HOH room.
• Enzo says he doesn't want to evict Monet, but if she's up against Matt, he must keep Matt.
• Rachel told Brendon she won't put Andrew on the block (his choice) and they continue to tiff. Brendon tells her he's (Brendon, not Andrew) sensitive.
• He's sensitive, she's sensitive. ACK! Why are they in the house? I like a good brouhaha, but I hate whining and sniffling on the feeds!
• Oh, she HURT him. @@
• So he ends up crying and sniveling. Oh geez.
• Rachel told Brendon her own crazy idea for the replacement is Enzo. But then she retracted and told him she was kidding. Hmmm ...
• Brendon told Rachel he would go home for her and told her to put him (Brendon) on the block. She said that wasn't an option she'd consider.
• Brendon thinks Enzo, Matt and Lane are in an alliance. Rachel doesn't think so.
• I think Enzo's getting a bit worried about the Brigade. He complained they can't get alone together to talk.
  
• The other showmance couple, Hayden and Kristen, smooched in bed.
• Kathy thinks Enzo's treating her differently since the Britney/Monet noms. She also pondered if Britney may have deliberately kicked her in the head in the Have/Have Not comp.
• Hayden and Kristen kissed some more ... and more and more. They think Andrew's the only one who knows about them.
• They're wrong. We all know.
• Rachel tried to figure the votes if Andrew is put up. She definitely wants Monet to go.
• Right now, she could go with either the volunteer Matt or Andrew. I think putting Matt up would ensure Monet goes. But it would be far wiser of them strategically to get rid of Matt.
  
• But when do they let strategy get in their way?