Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Through Monday Daytime 7/11/11

Jeff's expression says it all.

Oh boy! CHESS in progress!

We really need a good brouhaha in the house. Now, if Evel Dick were still in there, I swear there'd be something going on! Yeah, there's been a tiff or two, many fusses, some whines ... but I want a good old-fashioned brouhaha or a cat fight.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Dallying Drones:

• Even though BB supplied them with more alcohol last night, there were no brouhahas.
• Instead, we had drinking games.
• Now, drinking games can be fun if you're participating, but not so much to watch.
• Of course, the Have Nots have no alcohol.
• Rachel, although not as bad (yet) as last season, is still a controlling self-centered so-and-so.
  
• Once the eventual tides change and she's no longer Queen Bee, chances are that she'll get freaky once again.
• I have no desire to watch Brendon and Rachel have sex under the covers. Make them stop.
• Jordan and Rachel's trust of Cassi is wavering. They think she wants them out.
• Of course, she does. Any of the Newbies want Veterans out. Despite the fact that they control the numbers, they're suck-ups to the Veterans.
• Perhaps, instead of hamsters, they're lemmings ... following each other over a cliff to drown in the sea.
• Or whatever that is that lemmings do.
• The Veterans have come to the realization that Cassi, Dominic and Lawon are in an alliance.
• They don't know it has a silly name.
• Kalia would like to go on the block with her duo buddy Lawon solely so she can get ahold of a Golden Key.
• Cassi told Jeff that she wouldn't want to be in a final four with him, Jordan and Brendon because she'd lose.
• Kalia has a heat rash.
• That's really stuff I didn't need to know.
• But, since I do know, now you know.
• Rachel has a traffic ticket she didn't attend to before going into the house.
• I say, "Arrest warrant time!"
• Brendon told her to tell the DR and get it taken care of.
• He takes all the fun out of things!
• Rachel got mad at him for lecturing her.
• Some things never change.
• Keith thinks he has the votes to stay.
• I don't think he does, despite the Regulators. I think they'll be lemmings (see above).
• Rachel tried to flash the cameras. Eww! My eyes! My eyes! Thankfully Brendon stopped her.
• Jordan and Jeff know that Kalia wants to get nominated (so she can get that key).
• Kalia told Dominic that she isn't feeling right and wants to go home.
• Liar liar pants on fire!
• That's all the excitement we can handle for now ...
  

Mmm mmm, good.

Some drama would be nice, mama!

Th-th-that's all folks! (For now, at least!)