Big Brother 16: Live Feeds into Wednesday morning - July 2

Caleb really needs to smile more

I'm really ready for the eviction and the new HoH comp to kick in a bit more excitement even though I've claimed this cast to be a breath of fresh air over the hamsters last season. One great thing I'm not seeing is narrow-minded talk or actions due to gender or race. That is a good thing, of course. True, they scheme against each other; the boys scheme against the girls and vice versa. But I'm not seeing the hateful slurs as we did last season. They all basically get along for being in a game to get rid of each other.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Cards:

• The cold cuts they were given have gone bad. They want new cold cuts and ones they actually like.
• Well, so do I. And no BB is going to run out and get me some!
• Zach is scared that Amber will backdoor him if she wins HoH.
• Christine and Zach talked about their mutual dislike of Devin. Christine claims Devin reminds her of her school days during which she was bullied.
• Christine is the one who told Zach that Amber wanted to target him.
• There are a gazillion alliances in the house. This is the Christine, Cody and Zach alliance.
• Need I mention that Frankie is in an alliance with just about everybody?
• But he's not doing things the sneaky way that Andy did last season. He's not reporting on each alliance to the other. He's just a part of them.
• Heh. Christine and Zach think that Devin and Caleb have grown so close because each is built and each keeps talking about themselves.
• That just might be true!
• Cody, for all his classic good looks and fine body, has the heartbreak of psoriasis. (For those who remember the old commercials.) It affects his arms and hands.
• Even though many were pushing for a showmance of Hayden and Nicole (including the Diary Room?), it just ain't happening. He's interested, she's not.
• But he's not interested in a Caleb obsessed with Amber kind of way!
• Joey pretended she was someone named Alex and interviewed the other hamsters.
• Alex is a guy.
• Okay, that's weird.
• Caleb is getting bitter over Amber. He thinks she doesn't like him because she's having her period. He also thinks hamster-watchers are on Twitter saying she's stupid.
• Delusional much, Caleb?
• We're actually out here talking about how creepy your obsession with her is.
• Zach and Frankie have the new nickname Zankie. While they playfully flirt, I doubt they'll ever be more than friends. And, I think it's as strategical on both parts as anything else.
• Frank and Zach think the house is almost perfectly divided between those who have followed the show and those who haven't.
• They're probably right give or take a hamster or two.
• Devin is still a target of many. He's just so flaky in his game. He goes from being nice guy to crying to doing stupid stuff (ie - inviting others into the Bomb Squad without discussing it first).
• Zach thinks that Caleb just can't stop talking about himself.
• He's not the only one who thinks that.
• Just ask Amber.
• Derrick made slop taffy which was a big hit.
• Probably anything different about the slop would be a big hit!
• Caleb got to do his HoH tweet.
• Then talked about it forever.
• They talked about what they should wear for the live show, mentioning Judd wore his bear shirt every live show last season.
• They decided to do acts which just happened to coincide with the After Dark airing last night.
• Diary Room suggestions much, anyone?
• Frankie and Zach spit grapes into each other's mouth.
• Hayden fake-read fake poetry.
• And so on. Hayden was the biggest hit and continued to fake-read fake poetry on and off the rest of the night.
• Caleb told Cody that Amber told Devin she wants to be in the end with him (Caleb).
• Caleb claims he's going to give her the cold shoulder just because she's treating him so badly.
• That will teach her!
• Heh. She'll love it.
• So, we end the night with Caleb still obsessed with Amber, Joey still going home and Devin's moods affecting how others think of him in the game.
• At least Donny is off the radar.
• For the moment.

Hayden fake-reads fake poetry

It's not a pick (re: Seinfeld)

Derrick and Victoria chat

Okay, he can look Travolta-ish at times

Jacosta bundled and Bibled up

A threesome? Oh my!