BB18: Live Feeds into Thursday - August 4

His reign is coming to an end

 Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House Whacked-Out Wombats:

• The long feeds block was indeed the halfway party.
• BB gave them alcohol for it.
• They also apparently had some music, which would be one reason we don't get the live feeds during it.
• Zakiyah claimed she was tipsy.
• I guess the alcohol was what made her sporadically molest Paulie on and off throughout the night.
• Yeah, that was it.
• What was that movie a few years back?
• Oh, yeah. "He's Not That Into You."
• When she walks around saying she's not wearing panties, it just makes her come across as trampy. She needs to stop that or not imbibe if she loses all inhibitions when she does.
• The guys have serious concerns that it will be a double eviction this week.
• It won't be. Julie would have told us. They love to hype those things up for ratings.
• But, let the guys plan and panic about it. No skin off my nose.
• Da'Vonne was somewhere, but not hanging out with the majority in the house. She's been studying things for the comp.
• I don't think she needs to bother.
• She's hoping that, when voted out, she'll be right back in with her envelope.
• Well, she has a one in eleven chance of that.
• She's already packed her bag so she won't have to worry about it pre-show.
• Michelle has caught onto the fact that the girls are being knocked out one by one. But will they get together and work well against the guys? Nope.
• That's what you get when kids play this game -- petty jealousies, etc.
• Natalie wants James to throw HoH to either her or Michelle.
• He said he would.
• I'm pretty sure James will throw it to someone, not necessarily either of those two.
• James doesn't want to win one until he needs to win one.
• Zakiyah kept all but raping Paulie.
• So not cool. Other people were in the room and all.
• Da'Vonne took her aside and told her to put some pants on. 
• Thank you, Da'Vonne.
• So, she put shorts on and then went back atop Paulie.
• Natalie and Da'Vonne were telling Michelle (Ms. Low Self-Esteem) how pretty she is and how older women will be jealous of her.
• Say what?
• I'm older. I'm not jealous of her. Most older women outside the house have their own lives and aren't into the petty jealousies and such the children in BB have going on.
• Maybe they need to get an older crowd in there.
• That would be nice.
• Natalie thinks older women are jealous because they didn't get the relationship they wanted, they feel more insecure and they take things out on younger, cuter girls such as herself.
• @@
• I guess she's talking five years older or something along those lines.
• They seriously need to stop having children in the house!
• Oh, wait. I must be jealous, huh?
• Oh geez. Now Nicole is molesting Corey.
• At least she has clothes on.
• Michelle is still thinking Bridgette is leaving this week.
• Natalie knows better, but isn't letting on that James told her otherwise.
• We started getting weird flashes and a few extended a few minutes Jeff Highlights. Someone is hitting the wrong switch and meant to give us fish, methinks.
• Paulie is mad because Zakiyah gave him a hickey.
• Again, children in the house!
• There you go for now ... the plan is still Backdoor Da'Vonne. She pretty much knows it, so it won't be a blindside. The only one who might be shocked would be Michelle.

That spoon needs to be taken away

Sneak attack

Pretty, we're so pretty