Big Brother 14: Live Eviction and HoH Show Blog Party - Aug. 2

Who's going home tonight? And, will the HoH be the first endurance comp of the season? As the show airs here on the East Coast, I'll update this entry with major happenings. But, as always, the real fun is in the comment area. See you there!

Sid Vicious, wrestler and Frank's father, makes an appearance.

Julie is breaking the news before the vote. America has been voting to offer the chance to return to game as players or keep coaching. Of course, yes (NO), offer them the chance. Game will be reset right here right now, all individuals, no eviction, all in for HoH comp. If choose to remain as coaches, the eviction will go on. Some evicted HG will return next week if they stay as coach. If one coach hits the reset button, all return to the game as players.

Britney first -- Britney reset. They're in the game. Boogie -- no, thanks. Dan -- reset. Janelle -- reset. So, three out of four. Thank you, Boogie ... you tried.

Neither Joe or Frank will be evicted. The HoH comp is about to start.

HoH -- All up on the wall, including Shane as the game has been reset, if they fall off, out.

I will be creating a separate post for updates and screen caps of the comp after the show ends. I plan to stay up on my own plank until the end. Come join me!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Thursday Daytime - Aug. 2

Pre-live show relaxing

The day of the live show isn't usually too exciting. Today certainly didn't prove otherwise. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of One Goes Home Tonight:

• Wil, Ashley and Jenn speculated that Jodi might come back tonight.
• Nope. Ain't gonna happen, hamsters!
• Frank told Danielle that Janelle is his enemy, not her or Dan.
• Danielle was actually smart enough to just nod her head a lot when talking with Frank and didn't say much of anything ... other than she trusts Dan.
• Frank thinks Danielle is going to vote to keep him.
• I think he's probably wrong.
• Janelle and Britney once again talked about how bad Frank smells.
• Boogie thinks that Danielle is wishy-washy and doesn't trust her to vote to keep Frank.
• Frank hopes the people at home are seeing Janelle for who she is.
• Yes. Yes, we are.
• Frank thinks he'll get a 4-1 vote to stay.
• Keep thinking that way, kiddo!
• Ain't gonna happen.
• They all think tonight (coaches in or not), the comp will be endurance.
• I believe so, too.
• If it is, I'll stick with it posting screen caps and updates for as long as it lasts.
• I bought some Starbucks Double Shot. Mmm.
• Shane says that if the coaches come into the game it will ruin everything.
• He's right.
• Danielle persists in her lie about being a school teacher.
• @@
• Dan told Danielle that she can't trust Janelle.
• Danielle actually made a decent observation -- they have two liars on the block.
• Right now, it looks like Frank is still the target.
• We'll see. Stop on back for the blog party and watch the show with us! 

We'll see if he's still smiling later tonight

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Wednesday Night into Thursday - Aug. 1-2

With a rebel yell

Hamsters don't care that they probably have an endurance comp tonight! Most are up even though they've been in lockdown since early yesterday morning. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Foolhardy Fellows:

• Joe made salmon cakes for dinner. 
• Hmm ... I could have that tonight!
• Not made by Joe, thank goodness. I'd make my own.
• Frank told Janelle he doesn't hate her. He only said it because she asked him.
• In the real world, does anybody go around asking people if they hate them? If so, I guess I must move in different social circles.
• Ashley told Shane she thinks Frank is flirting with Wil for his vote.
• Shane thinks that's disgusting.
• Britney, Ashley and Danielle don't think Frank wears deodorant and smells.
• Ew.
• Danielle continues to stick to her lie about being a teacher.
• I just don't understand that girl.
• Ashley told Dan that Ian would be her target if she got HoH.
• Hey!
• Janelle told Dan she wants Ian and Jenn out if the coaches come in since "they will be against the coaches."
• Hey! Leave my little Ian in there!
• Joe told Jenn that he has Danielle's vote to stay.
• Um. I don't think you should be running around saying so, Joe.
• Dan told Danielle she should go to bed and stay away from all game talk.
• Shane reassured Joe that he'll have the votes to stay.
• Even though Wil told him otherwise.
• Ashley and Janelle both think it was a big mistake for Ashley to tell Dan that she wanted to get rid of Ian.
• Wil made a Jodi face out of Play-Doh and they talked about her as if they actually knew her.
• As I get this posted, most are in bed or heading there.
• But I bet some won't be able to sleep. 

Jenn let her hair down

Creative fun

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Wednesday Evening - Aug. 1

The bears are so right for this season

Well, there have been a few interesting developments during the day today. I'm not really sure what to make of them. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Bearly Beguiling:

• The hamsters woke up to an indoor lockdown.
• Uh-oh. It must be something big being built in the yard for the HoH comp.
• We're due for an endurance comp. I guess I better take a nap before tomorrow night's show!
• Frank and Boogie think that Ian will win an endurance comp.
• I say it would depend on the comp.
• Boogie's worried what Ian will say or do during a long lockdown.
• Boogie thinks that Britney is not only the worst coach in the house, but she doesn't do well in comps.
• I don't care. I'm a Britney fan this season!
• Joe decided to hold a cooking show while preparing food.
• He then licked his fingers.
• I call penalty vote!
• Oh my. Boogie (of all people) and I have something in common!
• Neither of us like avocado or cheesecake.
• Eek.
• Danielle told Ashley and Janelle that she's definitely voting out Frank.
• Wil and Britney think that Jenn has the best relationship with Joe.
• Meanwhile, Jenn seems to be totally off the radar in the house. Her name comes up now and again as a floater or a spy, but that's it.
• Lots and lots of small talk about entertainment, previous seasons, what the newbies can expect after being on the show ... and on and on.
• Britney is worried that Wil and Danielle will not vote to evict Frank even though they say they will.
• Janelle, still mysteriously sure the coaches will go into the game tomorrow, thinks that if Ian wins HoH, he'll put her (Janelle) and Shane on the block.
• YES! BB called out Joe for licking his fingers and tasting the food! Penalty vote, PLEASE!
• Sigh. No penalty vote. Just a "Stop that!"
• Frank told Janelle that if he stays although her team tried to vote him out, he'll go after them next week.
• Although the feeds kept getting cut out, something odd is going on.
• For the first time ever, they're pre-taping the nominee speeches for the live show.
• Hmm.
• They obviously don't want long speeches messing up their timing.
• Probably because the coaches are coming into the game.
• Sigh.
• Britney suspended Big Ted (the bear) from strings on the loft by the HoH room.
• Then it was a wait for Frank to notice his Big Ted was missing.
• When he saw it and came upstairs, Britney quickly passed it to Dan who then passed it to Shane in a game of keep-away from Frank.
• So Frank picked up Britney and carried her to the bathroom threatening to flush her head in the toilet.
• He didn't do more than take her to the door.
• He got his bear back.
• Wil told Janelle, Britney, Ashley and Danielle that Frank and Boogie tried to offer him a deal.
• I don't know.
• We might have more waffling tomorrow and the vote isn't as clear as it once was. 

Triple threat? Ha!

Teddy talk

Oh noes! Big Ted is in trouble!

Frank carries Britney threatening to flush her

Ian studies the Big Brother rulebook

In bed with the devil

Big Brother 14: PoV Show Blog Party - August 1

Hamster watchers ready? Tonight's Power of Veto show should be very entertaining! As the show airs here on the East Coast, I'll update this entry with major happenings. But, as always, the real fun is in the comments area. Come watch with us and share your thoughts! The beverages flow and the snacks just can't be beat!

Joe seriously needs to stop shouting in the Diary Room.

Veto player picks -- Shane - Danielle, Ashley - Wil, Joe - Frank. Jenn is the host.

Giant circus tent, huge clown's mouth in the yard, cotton candy, etc. Each clown (hamster) must keep two balls rolling on separate ramps. Wil, then Joe out. Frank out. Danielle out. Ashley out. Shane wins another veto! 

Janelle tries to bribe Britney's team with her wedding ring for three weeks or her Chanel earrings. @@

As per Janelle's direction, Joe grovels.

Dan invited all of the coaches plus Danielle and Shane to the sushi party he won in the coaches comp. Meanwhile, inside the house, Wil and the others are celebrating his birthday. They played Spin the Bottle ... Danielle is in heaven because she got Shane.

Britney was disappointed that Ian wouldn't give her a direct NO to her question about possibly putting Shane up in the future. Britney went to Shane about not trusting Boogie's players. Now they're thinking of putting Frank up on the block.

Frank, of course, thinks if they have to put up one from his team, it should be Ian.

Time for the veto meeting! Ashley respects Shane's loyalty and integrity. Joe gave a speech about the President of the USA always using the veto, be a great one and use it!

Shane saves Ashley with the veto. He names Frank as the replacement nominee. He said he has to do what's best for him. Heh.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Tuesday Night into Wednesday Morning - July 31-Aug. 1

Her future's so bright that she's wearing shades?

So, what's up in that Big Brother House of Sanctimonious Sillies? Here's the latest!

• Danielle seems to be committed to voting out Frank. She told Joe she would as well as Janelle and Company.
• But now BRITNEY is having second thoughts about evicting Frank instead of Joe!
• It's the weekly waffles, methinks!
• Janelle had her big talk with Wil (remember, the two attached at the hip had a fall-out).
• He told her that she made him feel worthless and he was upset, not mad per se.
• Aww, that brought Janelle to tears. She never meant to hurt his feelings!
• All is peachy keen in the world once again.
• Dan told Danielle that her infatuation with Shane is affecting her game.
• Y'think?
• Shane maintains that they're "just friends."
• But Danielle just doesn't get the hint.
• Frank said the Diary Room wants him to call out Joe and Janelle about the lies they're saying about him.
• Oh, but the Diary Room and production NEVER interfere, right?
•  Coach Dan told his Danielle to make sure that Britney doesn't change her mind and decide to target Joe.
• Boogie said that he'll be mad if Frank goes and, if his team wins the HoH, NO ONE is allowed in the room.
• @@
• Wil told Shane that he'd keep him over Joe in the future because Joe runs to Janelle blabbing all the time.
• Danielle still thinks Ashley is trying to "steal" Shane. She referred to Ashley as that "drug loving crazy."
• Aha, maybe she IS stoned all the time! (Ashley, that is.) I know she was on medication early in the game, but she should be off of it now!
• They continue to discuss what will happen IF the coaches come into the game.
• IF? That's a laugh! I say WHEN, pre-determined.
• Britney and Dan think Janelle's very different from her previous seasons -- lying more.
• I think she's very different, as well. I don't like her so much. Maybe it's just that she's a better competitor than she is a coach.
• Janelle really can't be trusted, although this is indeed a game where deceit often gets one ahead.
• Dan had a long talk with Ian.
• Ian seemed to think he was being interrogated.
• It still seems that Frank will be evicted, but that's subject to change between now and tomorrow night. 

Da Bearsss

Britney is scheming

Six Pack Shane exercising

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Tuesday Evening - July 31

Janelle in charge

The countdown is on for the Thursday live show. Will they actually get Frank out of the house over Joe? (I'd prefer Joe go as he annoys me more, but that's just me.) Will the coaches be thrown into the game? Until Thursday, it's all just a lot of what ifs and waffles. Here's today's happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Power Struggles:

• As the morning got going, Boogie and Frank were still believing the Britney and Company lie that Joe would be going home.
• Or, more accurately, they were hoping the lie just might be the truth.
• Boogie thinks this cast of hamsters are dumb.
• Well, yeah ... for the most part.
• Wil spent time talking with Boogie. 
• Is he really betraying Janelle? Oh my!
• Boogie denied that he and Frank had a plan to backdoor Wil.
• Joe complained about his Have Not bed hurting his hips.
• They complained about the days being so long and boring.
• Y'think?
• Wil is mad at Janelle because he thinks she's taking credit for him not being backdoored.
• Huh? Well, she did call him safe in her coaches comp win.
• Britney is worried that Wil will change his vote and not vote for Frank to go.
• Janelle thinks gay men in the house get too emotional.
• Y'think?
• Britney and Janelle tried to think of lies to tell Wil to turn him back against Frank.
• Danielle is upset because she thinks that Ashley has been flirting with Shane.
• @@
• Shane really has little or no interest in Danielle.
• At all!
• Britney told Danielle not to trust anyone on Janelle's team.
• But Britney and Janelle are allies now. Right?
• Shane got the HoH camera and fun was had by all.
• Except maybe Wil -- he slept through most of it.
• Frank told Britney that he was mad that Janelle told Wil that he (Frank) wanted to backdoor him (Wil).
• Britney acted surprised.
• That was actually a Britney lie. 
• Heh.
• Janelle thinks she and Ashley need to spend more time with Wil. She thinks because they're not giving him attention, he's turning to Frank for attention.
• Ashley told Danielle that she has her back.
• Oh, yeah. That's reassuring.
• Janelle still hasn't talked to Wil the Needy.
• That's all she wrote ... for now 

Joe wants a cooking show

I just don't know

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Monday Night Into Tuesday - July 30-31

Wil he ever win anything?

So, we all know that Frank was put on the block due to Shane saving Ashley. What else has happened in that Big Brother House of Ill Repute? Read on ...

• Danielle said she thinks Shane put Frank on the block because he's jealous that Frank paid attention to her.
• @@
• Danielle keeps throwing herself at Shane. The feeling doesn't seem to be mutual. Not at all.
• Her coach Dan is telling her getting out Frank is the smartest move.
• Of course, that's not what Dan is telling Boogie!
• Frank blames his predicament on Ian's "indecisiveness."
• That's not the case, but they feel they need a scapegoat.
• Britney and Janelle think Dan has thrown all of the coaches comps.
• Shane says that Danielle's constant attention to him is making him uncomfortable.
• Yet Britney thinks he should play up the showmance a bit to make sure she votes for Frank to go.
• Danielle told Shane that since "nobody knows about them" -- her and Shane -- Frank is trying to flirt with her for the vote.
• Like she isn't obvious hanging all over him!
• Meanwhile, Shane told her that she needs to cool it.
• "You realize this is Big Brother, not The Bachelor, right?" he asked her.
• Heh.
• But it's sad in a way.
• BB gave them six beers and a bottle of wine. Wow.
• Britney told Dan she doesn't really trust Janelle, but trusts Boogie less.
• She doesn't want his team to have three votes, so Frank needs to go.
• Then, next week they need to knock someone off of Janelle's team to lessen their votes.
• Ian was surprised that Britney told him she prefers funny guys over hot guys. When she asked him whether he'd rather be hot or funny, he said hot.
• I think he should stick to funny, sweet and quirky.
• But that's just me.
• Janelle and Dan think the players would turn on the coaches if the coaches got in the game.
• They also mentioned being asked about the option of the coaches going in the game.
• Diary Room has a big mouth, eh?
• Frank told Shane he didn't need to blindly follow what Britney wants him to do.
• Shane admitted he needs to play his own game.
• But, mind you ... Shane has no vote as HoH unless there's a tie.
• Joe told Janelle that he was irked that Wil took the credit for Frank going on the block when it was all Janelle's doing.
• Suck up.
• But, while Janelle offered the Kool-Aid to Britney and Company, Britney had already drank from the jug -- Britney wanted Frank out all along and couldn't get Shane to put him up. Janelle was just reinforcement.
• Janelle and Joe think Frank is flirting with Wil and that he's bi-curious.
• Of course, they all bought Britney's story that Wil and Frank had a final two deal.
• Wil will vote whichever way Janelle wants him to, though.
• That's just about it for now.
• It looks like Frank is still the target.

Pillow talk

Laying a finger upside her nose

Boogie woogie woogie

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Monday Daytime - July 30

Scheming

Ohh ... excitement in the house today! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Belated Betrayals:

• Okay, let's get this straight.
• Initially, Britney and Janelle teamed up their teams while Dan and Boogie worked together.
• Britney and Janelle hated Boogie.
• Meanwhile, Dan gravitated towards Britney. (Not in a sexual way, of course!)
• Then the tables turned and Janelle teamed up with Boogie, shunning her former alliance with Britney.
• Then the tables turned back, it's back to Britney and Janelle hating Boogie.
• Now, with the latest HoH/PoV reign, Britney has always been for evicting Frank not knowing Shane had a deal with Frank.
• The other likely targets in the house are Wil and Joe.
• Wil was saved by Janelle with her coaches comp win.
• Janelle ended up talking with Britney and, on the surface, all is hunky-dory with them once again.
• Meanwhile, Janelle just wants to save Joe and keep her team strong.
• Between Janelle's pressuring about the danger Frank is, the Joe groveling and promising the world and Britney's pressuring Shane to put Frank up ... it happened.
• In the PoV meeting, Shane saved Ashley and put Frank in her place.
• Defending his actions to Frank and Boogie, Shane told them that Frank should be safe this week -- they heard that people were leaning towards voting Ashley out and the vote would be split, they want Joe gone.
• Boogie's Boys are buying it ... sort of kind of, with a grain of salt.
• Everybody seems to be blaming Ian for not being overly committal that Shane wouldn't be put on the block.
• Britney also started a rumor that Frank and Wil had a final two deal.
• The plan is to vote out Frank.
• But we still have a few days to go.
• Shane is worried because all of the blood is on his hands.
• Perhaps if he hadn't called Ian a homosexual slur to Britney (who snapped that it wasn't appropriate), karma wouldn't have blood on his hands!
• No, he didn't say it to Ian. It was said in a discussion with Britney.
• Ian is on a guilt trip thinking it's his fault than Frank is on the block.
• Jenn is steaming mad, as mad as she would be if she were on the block.
• Joe has been told he's not the target (sigh) but to keep acting like he thinks he is.
• Frank has been told he's not the target and not to worry.
• Days like this make me happy I'm not a hamster!  

Defending

A ball of confusion

Why does Ashley always look stoned?

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Bulletin - PoV Used - July 30

Oh my. He did it. Shane saved Ashley and put Frank on the block in her place.

So it's Joe and Frank up for eviction Thursday. This could be interesting! 

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Sunday Night Into Monday - July 29-30

Jenn's hoodie statement

Oh my gosh! Could we be having hamster waffles for breakfast? Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind:

• Now Ashley wants to work with Shane.
• Danielle still wants to sleep with Shane.
• Ashley thinks that Janelle is good at being nice to everybody's face.
• She's probably right there.
• Janelle told Britney that they need to team up together to get Frank out of the game before the coaches get in the game.
• Yep, she said it.
• So it must be despite the Internet disapproval of the idea.
• Janelle and Joe are both saying Joe will do whatever he needs to do for Shane to stay in the game.
• "My life for you, Randall Flagg!"
• Er. He didn't say that.
• Britney recalls producer Allison Grodner telling her she could expect the unexpected when they were discussing the winnings amount for her contract.
• Janelle is certain the coaches will go into the game on Thursday.
• Therefore, she's back to wanting to team up with Britney to get rid of Boogie and Dan.
• Janelle thinks if Boogie plays the game, he and Frank will be a powerhouse.
• Janelle's protege Wil isn't quite the social suck-up that Janelle can be.
• He vows revenge on Shane if either Ashley or Joe go home.
• Both Ashley and Shane think they trust Frank more than Wil. Ashley thinks Wil is going to be vindictive.
• Well, yeah.
• Britney thinks it's a bad idea to nominate/get rid of Frank this week.
• The HoH crew (Shane, Britney, Wil, Janelle, Danielle) told Ashley that Shane is taking her off the block.
• Oh my. How the hamster turns ...  

Perhaps not so doomed?

Brit and Danielle in the nominee chairs

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Sunday Evening - July 29

Ian makes a phone call

Guess what? It's Sunday and absolutely nothing is going on in the habitat! Plus, they're rather wiped out from last night's festivities. Nonetheless, I'm here to tell you the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Wayward Children:

• Joe claims he wants to make a deal to buy himself two weeks in the house. Then he would willingly self-evict.
• Yeah, right.
• I'd rather see him self-implode.
• Britney doesn't think JoJo is in the jury. 
• I don't think so either. I wouldn't doubt that she's still sequestered, though. I haven't heard any buzz about her out in the world.
• But I could be wrong.
• Lots of small talk about last night, hanging out in the pool, sunning, exercising and non-game stuff going on today.
• They bemoaned the fact that they're not even into August yet. They were given a September 19 finish date, although that is subject to change.
• They know the math doesn't work out with players remaining vs. time left in the house.
• Britney told Dan she can't make breakfast because the bacon grease splatters and hurts her hands.
• @@ Adam from last year would be aghast.
• Joe, Wil and Ashley tried to think of schemes in which they could get Shane to use the PoV, save one of them and put Frank on the block.
• Joe is practically offering his life to save his life in the house.
• Shane and Britney had a long talk with Ashley about how Joe has instigated so many problems in the house.
• "If it hadn't been for Joe, Willie wouldn't have exploded."
• Huh. I said at the time that Joe was egging him on and running around ratting out every little thing.
• Shane and Britney told Ashley her team had deserted her -- Janelle wants to save Joe.
• Joe actually seemed to make some headway with his pleas to Shane.
• Oh noes!
• Although, either Joe or Ashley leaving wouldn't bother me.
• Shane seems to be actually considering backdooring Frank.
• Britney says they would have nothing to gain be taking out Frank right now.
• So, it looks like things might be up in the air.
• I still doubt that Shane will use the veto tomorrow.
• But there is the concern that Janelle might gather the votes to save Joe.
• Maybe that odd patch of glowing hair on his face could be evicted.
• I'd be happy with that for now. 

Shane and his facial hair

Sometimes Danielle looks un-Danielle-ish

Pretty in pink

A Brit smile

Big Brother 14: Nominations, Coach Comp Show Blog Party - July 29

Although it's hard to predict this season, tonight's episode SHOULD include the coach comp and nominations. Last week's Willie drama threw everything askew. The show is starting on time here on the East Coast. I'll be updating this entry with major happenings as they air.

But, as always, the real fun is in the comments area. Come join in on the fun and watch the show with us!

Coaches comp, feel the burn, gym equipment in the yard. They have to do reps on the equipment. Each eliminated coach opens a locker and gets what is inside. Britney out first -- won the chance to pick two players for Have Nots. Ian volunteered and she chose Joe with him. Boogie out second, got $10,000 -- for him and two players, $6,000, $3,000 and $1,000. He took the six, Ian the three and Jenn the one.

Dan eliminated, he and five guests of his choice invited to sushi and cocktail party. (Yikes, I was under the impression Britney won this on the feeds.) He invited the coaches, Shane and Danielle.

Janelle won the comp. She chose to save Wil this week.

America voted cereal and salmon for the slop eaters this week.

Britney wants Shane to put up one each from Janelle and Boogie. Shane has his deal with Frank and doesn't want to put him up.

Nominations time! Key order -- Jenn, Ian, Danielle, Frank. On the block are Ashley and Joe. He claims he did it because one coach (Janelle) hasn't had any players on the block.

Ashley cried. Joe says his heart rate is going up.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Saturday Night Into Sunday Morning - July 28-29

Wil's birthday suit

It was an evening for festivities in the house as the hamsters celebrated Wil's birthday, plus selected hamsters got to attend a sushi party won by Britney in the coaches comp. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Hamsters Shouldn't Let Fellow Hamsters Get Drunk on the Live Feeds:

• Ashley still thinks Ian is the biggest threat in the house.
• Good. I hope he is. I'd like him to do well!
• But none of the others are as focused on Ian as is Ashley. That's good.
• Frank was supposed to be on last season, got his key and all ... and we got the feeds cut.
• Hmm.
• Those who couldn't attend the sushi party are: Ian and Joe (Have Nots), Frank, Jenn, Wil and Ashley. All of the coaches, Danielle and Shane are the only ones at THAT party.
• That doesn't mean the others didn't party.
• Some of a Wil Diary Room session leaked into the house.
• Supposedly he's the biggest physical threat on Janelle's team.
• Well, Joe could be but he really has sucked at each and every comp.
• And Ashley is um ... Ashley.
• So, I guess it is Wil!
• Only the people attending the sushi party could be in the yard. They each had two drinks and a glorious meal.
• While the sushi party was going on, BB gave the indoor crew alcohol (not the Have Nots -- Joe and Ian).
• They decided to get dressed up and have their own bash.
• Ian wore blue skin-tight boxers and a bow-tie.
• Wil and the others are more easily defined in the screen caps.
• The sushi party invaded the indoor party ... and cake flew everywhere.
• Janelle smashed Ian in the face with cake then apologized for the penalty nomination he'll get for eating while a Have Not.
• Now, BB wouldn't do that!
• They were drunk and loud.
• Maybe it was fun if you were there. I'm just glad that rowdy party wasn't going on in the apartment next door.
• I even had to turn the volume down because I didn't want my neighbors to think I was throwing a wild party!
• Drunks, drunks, drunks ... all on the equivalent of two beers each, except Wil who had a whole bottle of wine.
• @@
• Ian ran from the bathroom wearing only a hat strategically placed. 
• Now, he wasn't drunk! 
• Oh my.
• When he returned to the Have Not room for his clothes, he asked the camera if it enjoyed his show.
• The camera shook its head no.
• They played Spin the Bottle. Uh-oh.
• Ashley had to kiss Frank!
• Dan tried to get Danielle to let up a bit on the booze drinking.
• After all, loose lips sink ships!
• Wil ran out naked through the party to go skinny-dipping.
• Dan and Britney told both Shane and Danielle to cool it with their showmance. It will hurt their game.
• They're right.
• Ian had a super hammock rocking session. I think he sorts everything out in his mind when he does that.
• As I get this posted, Boogie just got up and started making coffee. 

Jenn went to town

While Ashley looked like a clown

Ashley smacking Ian on the butt (but she's scared of him)

Quad shot of the partiers

Oh, Ian, Ian, Ian ...