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Zach and Evel Dick are presently sitting outside talking world issues as I post this report.
Not horribly exciting, eh? But it's Sunday, their traditional really quiet day in the house.
Here are today's big events from that Big Brother House of Future World Leaders:
The HG staggered to life anytime from around 11 AM (their time) until well into the afternoon. Which, of course, is just shy of evening for me! Some are still asleep!
Dick talked to the cameras, and thus us, saying he's wanted to do the show for three years, was a finalist for seasons 5 and 6, then they pulled "her" in as his secret partner, then they showed up bumping into each other at an open casting call and BB snagged 'em. So, this means that we almost saw Evel Dick and Daniele working as secret partners in season 6. Very interesting, eh?
Dick thinks that if Daniele wasn't in the house, he wouldn't have lasted even two weeks.
Zach and Jen talked about the need for one of them to win HOH -- if not, they know they're targets.
Dick messed with the kitchen faucet once again.
Dick told stories about Amsterdam, people he knows, and stuff.
Much of today is just small talk so far, but it seems Dick still plans to use the veto to save Daniele.
Later, at 8 PM ET, I'll be live-blogging the show as it airs here in the NYC area. Please drop on by and share your thoughts in the comments! And, as always, bring your own snacks, please!
I'm sorry. I just can't take any of this season's houseguests seriously. What to do? Set a mix of screen caps and Zoetawny graphics to the tune of "The Chicken Dance" and slap it up on YouTube.
Since it's an Evel POV, graphic arteest Zoetawny used her mad skillz to make us this image. Cool!
Ah, but I'm late, I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
Forgive my Adventures of Alice in Wonderland moment as well as being a bit late with this report, please!
Here's the skinny from inside that Big Brother House of Despicable Despots and Monster Shouters:
Daniele cried and whined to anyone who would listen about how rough it's been for her to be blamed for all of her father's volatile actions and words.
Eric made another comment (not to Daniele or Evel Dick) about Daniele having Dick's baby. What the hell is wrong with him?
Jessica and Eric don't think Amber has any chance of winning any competitions because she hasn't done well on one yet.
With his LNC Minions about him, Dustin complained about Daniele's "pity party" and deemed her unhappiness all her own fault.
The LNC Remainders think that Zach threw the POV comp because it was things he should be good at -- croquet and drinking large amounts of disgusting liquids.
As they all plan to stay in the HOH room, Eric mentions that they're probably being compared to the Nerd Herd from Season 6. "No way!" says Amber. Ha, way!
Evel Dick wants to try to cause problems between Eric and Dustin.
Daniele and Dick talked about how Zach threw the comp and how funny it is that the others think he really tried. @@
Jameka removed the braids she put in Amber's ghetto-fabulous hair the other day.
Zach, Daniele, Eric, and Jessica played Beer Pong, a drinking game.
HG from both sides of the fence tried to figure out what kind of businesses Kail really owns.
Of course, they have no clue that she practically owns her town! ;-)
Dick told Jameka that she went too far when she made comments about his mother and daughter. That showed him what kind of person she is.
After basically just staring at Dick as he talked, she reported the conversation to King of Queens Dustin.
Then Dick started on Dustin again, not as bad as early in the morning.
Jameka told Amber she likes Dustin, doesn't quite trust Eric although she'd like him outside of the house, and thinks Zach is a phony.
Amber told Jameka that she hates Evel Dick. No kidding! I think the feeling's mutual there.
Dustin thinks Evel Dick is jealous of him because he's "got a group."
Amber wants to be an inspirational speaker. (No, I'm not making these things up!)
Dustin doesn't think Dick will use the veto to save Daniele. (I think he will. Even if he doesn't want to, I think he'll feel obligated to use it on her for father/daughter reasons.)
Dustin offered to go up as a pawn. (That would be an incredibly foolish move, but we'll see.)
They're all sleeping snug in their beds with visions of ax-murderers in their heads as I post this...
The feeds have returned and it sounds like Dick won POV. Everyone else, including Zach and Daniele are talking with Daniele defending her position in the house. Since Amber said, "We can only hope HE uses it to save you." -- it has to be Dick. Eric, Dustin, and Zach -- the only other "he's" are in the room with her.
Zach and Evel Dick are presently sitting outside talking world issues as I post this report.
