Ai-yai-yai, I am the margarita bandito
Despite the fact that the hamsters thought the margarita party would be Monday, it was actually tonight.
Here's what went down in that Big Brother House of Sombrero-Heads since I last wrote:
- Sheila claims she's been acting badly because she hasn't had enough sleep. Mind you, she takes (and begs for) Tylenol PM every night. I'm wondering if she's a person with sleeping problems supported by pills before moving into the house.
- Alex has some honor on a wall at Surf Taco in NJ for eating a 3-foot taco in under 15 minutes. I've never been to Surf Taco. I do (did?) have my name as a high scorer in a Pac-Woman video game in a bus terminal Pittsfield, MA, though.
- Alex can do nifty-keen cartoon voices.
- When they started talking about BB8 Jen-sa Mamber having a web site selling her shirts before CBS knew it, we got the fireplace.
- Margarita party!
- Pinatas with little prizes -- rings, lipsticks, fake tattoos, etc.
- Sombreros for all.
- Then came the nudity (covering my eyes). First Natalie was practically bottomless wearing a thong.
- They were told there's a time limit on the party. I find it interesting that the party had to end before the ShoToo BBAD show kicked in. I guess they don't want it to be on there. Hmmm.
- James walked around nude with a pinata covering his 'bidness.
- Natalie's boobs are so not real. And I don't think they need smiley face tattoos on them either.
- By 8:15 PM their time, the party was shut down and all the HG had to go to the yard, still sombrero'd, yet clothed.
- It hailed there. They found it exciting. I don't recall it ever hailing when I lived in Southern California.
- Matt and Natalie argued. He's mad because she told others he didn't want to have sex with her. Matt told her that she's just not his type -- he doesn't care for the outgoing, naked in public type. She cried. He apologized.
- Natalie later told Chelsia she was just mad, not crying. Sure.
- The girls talked about how Matt is playing all of them. (And he thinks he's Mr. Slick, eh?)
- Natalie confronted Matt about hitting on every girl in the house yet getting upset about her nudity. He told her he doesn't want the discussion in public. He said she's right about everything and he's sorry.
- Matt is now sure he's going home.
Maybe James and Chelsia will now have to have a reverse EPIC and RUTHLESS move and go back to the original target to shake things up!
Yes, it's another Zoetawny graphic for our nominated couples!
My latest feeds report is up over on TV Squad and I'll be posting more here late tonight.
Quick! Call the medics! Have the guys in the little white coats respond to the Big Brother house immediately!
Send therapists! Send psychiatrists! Send people with sharp needles and straight jackets!
Oh, wait. It seems they'll only come for medical emergencies, not psychiatric ones. If they came for the latter we'd be down to a houseguest or two ... maybe.
Here's what happened after all of the excitement last night:
- Sharon told Matt and Natalie that they were the pawns. (Of course, the EPIC and RUTHLESS plan of James and Chelsia where they're going to vote them out includes leading Natalie and Matt on!)
- Sheila once again wants Tylenol PM -- probably her head wants to explode from screaming and ranting so much. She claims it's from all the snoring and BB won't even give her ear plugs.
- Joshuah and Ryan want Alex/Amanda and Adam/Sheila on the block next week (taking in the idea that Matt and Natalie go home this week).
- There was a brief gathering of all the HG in the Diary Room with the producer's voice saying that Amanda and Allison would return and they have the flowers requested by the HG for them.
- Natalie doesn't feel well. She has a horrible headache and no appetite.
- Amanda came back into the house first -- at about 10 PM their time.
- Amanda still isn't feeling well; Natalie feels sicker.
- Amanda said that she and Allison were in different rooms for treatment.
- Sheila continued to fuss and moan. She wants Joshuah to use the POV so she can be put on the block and go home.
- Sheila cried because she left her son to be in the house. (Shouldn't she thought of that before now?)
- Allison came back about 20 minutes after Amanda. It might not have been a peanut allergy -- she has to have more tests to see what caused the reaction although it was definitely an allergic reaction to something, not an illness.
- Matt doesn't want to share the bed with Natalie in case she's contagious.
- Sheila, Amanda, and Amanda all made up with each other. Sheila wants BB to change the slop back to PB&J -- she thinks it's why people are getting sick.
- James thinks Sheila is bipolar.
- Joshuah practiced his Veto speech -- "let the house decide."
- Ryan thinks Sheila is too touchy to talk anything about the game.
- James and Chelsia talked small talk getting to know each other even better.
- He didn't tell her about the gay porn appearances.
- James and Chelsia couldn't sleep for the longest time, but all are asleep as I get this posted.
Amanda had what appears to have been a seizure and passed out. Joshuah pushed the panic button which summons the police. The feeds were blocked, when they came back Amanda isn't in the house. She's in the hospital. Allison might be, too. Alex said her face was full of hives and swollen so he hardly recognized her. She seems to be missing from the house, too.
Josh thinks Amanda was overreacting. Sheila wonders if Jen or Parker will return.
I thought Allison's symptoms sounded like an allergic reaction and someone said she had peanuts and she's allergic. Amanda said earlier she had hypoglycemia issues.
I'm awaiting an update post over on TV Squad to appear, but here's the main news:
- Joshuah and Sharon won POV
- Sheila is freaking out over and to Allison.
- Joshuah and Sharon don't plan to use POV but aren't telling Sheila.
- I've been uncontrollably sneezing all day.
Ai-yai-yai, I am the margarita bandito
