Welcome to the Big Brother House of Waffles. Yeah, you heard me. It's looking like Russell has waffled his way back in the Jessie Fold. Now, I'm not sure the vote this week will be affected by it, but there ya go. After last night's brouhahas, today was a bit quieter.
- Russell got mad because Lydia defended Chima who said that she (Lydia) wanted to um ... perform certain oral maneuvers on Jessie and Russell.
- Jessie told Russell that almost everyone in the house wants him (Russell) out and that he now has a huge target on his back.
- Sigh. Now Russell believes Jessie about Michele lying (which is a lie in and of itself).
- Natalie and Chima are the ones actually instigating this, Natalie on behalf of Ronnie (and Jessie), Chima for dramatic effect (or something).
- Russell said the alliance with Jeff, Jordan, and Michele is off. He told Michele that if they didn't win HOH, he'd put her up.
- Jordan and Jeff grumped at each other, but all is well between them.
- Jeff is avoiding Russell because he doesn't want a confrontation (AKA - Brouhaha!)
- Russell is hanging out with Jessie.
- Blech. I think my tummy hurts.
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With the thought of the "wizard" power hanging over their heads, all of the hamsters are a bit antsy.
Here' the latest scoop:
- Michele told Jeff and Jordan that she has a PhD.
- Russell doesn't quite trust Michele.
- Chima is mad at Russell.
- People think Russell has deals with everyone.
- Other people think Michele is playing both sides of the house.
- The lies continue to go around -- Chima went to Jeff and Jordan to tell them that "people" are saying that Jordan doesn't like Jeff, she's just playing him.
- Lydia is back to playing and wrestling Jessie.
- All heck breaks loose. Ronnie gets into a chest-thumping scream match with Kevin.
- Chima was screaming at Russell and called him a terrorist.
- She also commented on the size of his manhood!
- Natalie went after Michele for supporting "racist" Braden.
- Jeff tried to break it all up.
- The diary told all of the ones involved to break it up and gave them a warning for fighting.
- And the beat goes on.
- It's a ball of confusion.
- It's to the point that I'm really not sure who's lying to whom. Natalie told Jeff that the Casey backdoor was the plan all along because Casey was targeting Chima.
- The Jeff and Jordan duo seemed to survive all the rumors and accusations.
- Right now everyone is still up, not fighting. Ronnie is still extolling his virtues.
- Someone will find out about the "wizard" powers tonight.
The only big event in the house today was the PoV meeting. As was totally expected, Michele didn't use it. The nominations remain the same -- Ronnie and Lydia. I have a feeling it might as well be Ronnie and Ronnie. Heh.
Here's what else happened in that Big Brother house of Another One Bites the Dust:
- Michele shouted "NO" in her sleep once again. Then, instead of shouting "NO" in her sleep, Michele shouted something about sitting down and quieting down. Hmm ... curiouser and curiouser.
- Then she shouted "NO."
- Lydia and Kevin Saran-wrapped the HOH door.
- When he came out, Russell just ripped the Saran wrap down without any real reaction.
- Jordan told Jeff she's glad Jessie didn't win PoV or he would have used it to save Ronnie. Jeff said that was why Jessie tried so hard to win it.
- Russell seems indeed tight with Jeff and Jordan now.
- Russell told Jordan that the reason Chima is so mad at him now is because he rejected her.
- Russell thinks Natalie is an instigator.
- He's right. An instigator who hides behind Jessie, but ...!
- Lydia is an instigator, too. She told Chima that nobody is talking to Ronnie yet the lies are spreading. She blamed Russell.
- Chima has been talking to Ronnie.
- Natalie told Chima she only trusts Jessie, Ronnie, and her.
- None of the others trust Natalie, either. Even Steven.
- Wait. Steven was last season.
- Ronnie is still trying to scheme votes.
- It dawned on the Jessie Crew that they can't trust Michele anymore. Well, duh.
- Jeff told Jordan to stop cleaning up after others. He says Jessie and Lydia never clean up their own messes.
You can tell Kevin is having a thrill a minute, eh? Here's the late night/overnight events:
- Chima thinks Russell is a mysonginist -- didn't she say that about Braden, too?
- Ronnie said that before he got married, he was a horrible person.
- I think he still is.
- Jessie knows that Russell knows about his scheme to save Ronnie. Jessie told Ronnie it's over.
- Russell told Jeff and Jordan that Jessie and Chima are next on his list. Hmmm ... I don't think he'll go after Jessie that soon.
- Michele once again said that she won't be using the veto. She said the votes are locked in to get rid of Ronnie.
- Jeff trashtalked about Ronnie ... a lot.
- When Michele asked Jeff if Jessie ever said things about her, Jeff told her he doesn't really talk much to Jessie.
- Lydia and Jessie wrestled. No, I don't mean they had sex. He has no power this week, y'know.
- Russell eavesdropped on Ronnie, Chima, and Kevin. He would have gotten more of an earful had he listened to just Ronnie and Chima earlier in the night.
- Ronnie talked about Jokers Updates. It would be nice if a hamster mentioned this blog!
- As I get this posted, Lydia and Jessie are still up.
- They're friends again.
- Isn't that special?
