Oh, I just love hearing tales of terror under night vision cameras with a group that includes RONNIE. Ack. Here are the events of the evening and the night behind us:
- Chima has joined Lydia in trashtalking Jessie and Natalie. Oh, not to their faces, of course.
- Natalie wants Jessie to stop talking to Lydia. She claims others are after her because of him.
- Natalie told Jessie she's going to vote for Ronnie to stay and he should, too. That way, if Chima comes aboard and if there's a mysterious vote, Ronnie might stay. I call that an iffy plan, don't you?
- Chima is appalled that Russell thought she was trying to seduce him.
- I saw her and Russell. It was no Lydia blatant, but she WAS fluttering her eyes, petting his head (and other places), etc.
- Ronnie told Lydia and Chima they shouldn't ever trust Michele as she will flip each week. Um, wouldn't Lydia herself be the flipper? Sometimes she looks like a flapper, but she's really a flipper.
- Ronnie thinks the votes might be 4-3 in his favor.
- Jessie told his crew (Natalie, Chima, Ronnie) that he thinks Michele set Russell up, telling him lies about them targeting him. (They DID discuss backdooring Russell, that was no lie!)
- Heh. Chima made a comment to Natalie about her bathing/showering ... or lack thereof.
- BB gave them alcohol, but just about enough to blitz a single person.
- Michele told Kevin that Russell is being fed lies and believes them.
- They discussed how the wizard voting would go. Chima said America wouldn't be voting for Russell based on his Memory Wall picture. Natalie said she'd vote for the cutest guy. Chima said the cutest one would be Jeff.
- Aw, I'm glad she sees that. But she better not flirt with him and get Jordan on her case!
- Chima continued to knock Russell every chance she could get. Is this all real? Previously Russell and Chima talked about staging a rift between them. This might all be an act or ...?
- Shades of Wahmber! Lydia got all hysterical and crying because Jessie rebuffed her and crushed her heart!
- Now, this is a girl who went from bed with the guy to trashing him and then back to bed. I don't give Jessie the Powerless Tool much credit for brains, but he knows when he's being used.
- Lydia told Kevin she wants to cut herself. This goes back to my own doubts about the psychological testing for this show. I know I'd be a nutcase stuck in that house. I personally think when they go for the strong personalities and people who are a bit out there, they're setting up baskets for basket cases!
- Poor Kevin had to be the one to console his best bud Lydia. He even got a bit emotional.
- Jordan told the others she hated studying and is computer illiterate. I'm not really surprised. But, to her credit, I think Jordan has great people skills -- she could fit into almost any crowd and folks would like her. Someone like Michele, who obviously has brains, is a bit socially inept and nervous with people.
- I always wanted to be a Jordan, but with my own brain. Alas, I'm more like a Michele -- not quite fitting in with the masses.
- But I don't have my PhD. If someone wants to support me, I'd be happy to go earn one! I am computer literate, actually enjoy studying and learning new things. Well, things I want to learn about, anyway.
- At least I'm not a Ronnie.
- Chima once again said Russell is a terrorist and implied that he will do the next Amtrak bombing. I think her comments really cross the line. Say he's ugly or stupid, but don't cast aspersions that he's some sort of mad bomber!
- A bunch, including just about everyone but Russell gathered in one room and told stories of robberies and scary things. Amazing ... no one fought or talked game with the exception of a few Kevin/Lydia knocks after those two split from the group.
- Lydia and Kevin are still up and in the yard as I post this. They boxed for a while, now Lydia is in the pool.
- There have been no indications on the "wizard power."
And ... how about that Paula Abdul leaving American Idol? Who will we mock for seemingly drunken behavior now?
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Jessie, Michele, Russell, Ronnie, Lydia, and Kevin played for PoV. Michele won.
The veto was not used, Ronnie and Lydia remain on the block.
Welcome to the Big Brother House of Waffles. Yeah, you heard me. It's looking like Russell has waffled his way back in the Jessie Fold. Now, I'm not sure the vote this week will be affected by it, but there ya go. After last night's brouhahas, today was a bit quieter.
- Russell got mad because Lydia defended Chima who said that she (Lydia) wanted to um ... perform certain oral maneuvers on Jessie and Russell.
- Jessie told Russell that almost everyone in the house wants him (Russell) out and that he now has a huge target on his back.
- Sigh. Now Russell believes Jessie about Michele lying (which is a lie in and of itself).
- Natalie and Chima are the ones actually instigating this, Natalie on behalf of Ronnie (and Jessie), Chima for dramatic effect (or something).
- Russell said the alliance with Jeff, Jordan, and Michele is off. He told Michele that if they didn't win HOH, he'd put her up.
- Jordan and Jeff grumped at each other, but all is well between them.
- Jeff is avoiding Russell because he doesn't want a confrontation (AKA - Brouhaha!)
- Russell is hanging out with Jessie.
- Blech. I think my tummy hurts.
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With the thought of the "wizard" power hanging over their heads, all of the hamsters are a bit antsy.
Here' the latest scoop:
- Michele told Jeff and Jordan that she has a PhD.
- Russell doesn't quite trust Michele.
- Chima is mad at Russell.
- People think Russell has deals with everyone.
- Other people think Michele is playing both sides of the house.
- The lies continue to go around -- Chima went to Jeff and Jordan to tell them that "people" are saying that Jordan doesn't like Jeff, she's just playing him.
- Lydia is back to playing and wrestling Jessie.
- All heck breaks loose. Ronnie gets into a chest-thumping scream match with Kevin.
- Chima was screaming at Russell and called him a terrorist.
- She also commented on the size of his manhood!
- Natalie went after Michele for supporting "racist" Braden.
- Jeff tried to break it all up.
- The diary told all of the ones involved to break it up and gave them a warning for fighting.
- And the beat goes on.
- It's a ball of confusion.
- It's to the point that I'm really not sure who's lying to whom. Natalie told Jeff that the Casey backdoor was the plan all along because Casey was targeting Chima.
- The Jeff and Jordan duo seemed to survive all the rumors and accusations.
- Right now everyone is still up, not fighting. Ronnie is still extolling his virtues.
- Someone will find out about the "wizard" powers tonight.
The only big event in the house today was the PoV meeting. As was totally expected, Michele didn't use it. The nominations remain the same -- Ronnie and Lydia. I have a feeling it might as well be Ronnie and Ronnie. Heh.
Here's what else happened in that Big Brother house of Another One Bites the Dust:
- Michele shouted "NO" in her sleep once again. Then, instead of shouting "NO" in her sleep, Michele shouted something about sitting down and quieting down. Hmm ... curiouser and curiouser.
- Then she shouted "NO."
- Lydia and Kevin Saran-wrapped the HOH door.
- When he came out, Russell just ripped the Saran wrap down without any real reaction.
- Jordan told Jeff she's glad Jessie didn't win PoV or he would have used it to save Ronnie. Jeff said that was why Jessie tried so hard to win it.
- Russell seems indeed tight with Jeff and Jordan now.
- Russell told Jordan that the reason Chima is so mad at him now is because he rejected her.
- Russell thinks Natalie is an instigator.
- He's right. An instigator who hides behind Jessie, but ...!
- Lydia is an instigator, too. She told Chima that nobody is talking to Ronnie yet the lies are spreading. She blamed Russell.
- Chima has been talking to Ronnie.
- Natalie told Chima she only trusts Jessie, Ronnie, and her.
- None of the others trust Natalie, either. Even Steven.
- Wait. Steven was last season.
- Ronnie is still trying to scheme votes.
- It dawned on the Jessie Crew that they can't trust Michele anymore. Well, duh.
- Jeff told Jordan to stop cleaning up after others. He says Jessie and Lydia never clean up their own messes.
