Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Tuesday Dawn 8/18

Here's the scoop from inside that Big Brother House of Tall Tales and Blocked Stories:

• I know they can't get releases from everyone, past and present, in the lives of the hamsters. But sheesh ... about 90% of personal stories they tell end up getting blocked on the feeds.
• Jordan is expecting her period.
• Russell and Jeff look so uncomfortable whenever she mentions it.
• Natalie will be getting her phone call from her father sometime today.
• The Russell, Michele, Jeff, and Jordan contingent talked about their first impressions of everyone in the house.
• Natalie, Lydia, and Kevin were off playing cards or sleeping.
• Natalie told Lydia that she (Lydia) is wasting all her time away sleeping.
• Natalie has a short memory -- she and Jessie slept 3/4 of the day just two weeks ago.
• Natalie told Jordan that Chima thought if she left, Jessie would come back.
• Ew! I'm glad that didn't happen!
• Although Natalie is with Kevin and Lydia all the time, she says she's alone in the game and specifically denies any friendship with Lydia.
• Natalie said that Jessie wanted a relationship with her and "poured his heart out to her." @@
• Russell isn't buying any of the Jessie/Natalie relationship tales. He knows Jessie wasn't interested in Natalie except for gameplay.
• Jordan can't HOH Twitter yet because it hasn't been revealed on TV that she's the HOH.
• Lydia whined and fussed to Kevin. She can't tan in the unitard! Worlds are collapsing all about her private little universe!
  
• Sigh ... more card playing. I want BB to take those cards right back. Give 'em a Twister game instead ... heck, even Scrabble.
• Lydia and Natalie are still calling Michele psycho-sleeper (amongst other things). That's because of her night terrors and screaming out during the night.
• Barring any POV changes, the Kevin/Lydia/Natalie group is sure Lydia will be going off to the jury with Jessie.
• Little do they know, the Michele/Jordan/Jeff/Russell group (if everyone cooperates) will be targeting Natalie.
• POV should be sometime today.
• With my luck it will be while I'm at work or while we're all watching the show.
  

Big brother 11 Live Feeds Into Monday Evening 8/17

Yawn. The hamsters are feasting because at 9 PM they could go off slop.

Here are the events from the evening in that Big Brother House of Dubious Superheroes:

• Natalie denied crying about Jessie at the wake (this was to Jeff).
• You know, she never cries and she didn't care that much that he's gone. She was only staying with him for her game.
• If Jessie could hear her, he'd turn over in his grave.
• Oh wait. After the wake, I forgot he actually lives.
  
• Natalie also told Jeff that neither he or Russell have ever been her targets. She wanted Michele and Lydia out.
• Jeff told her that he felt he had to get Jessie out because he needed to get the king of the house out.
  
• Natalie feels guilty because she told Chima to go to the Diary Room to confront the producers.
• At least she says that.
• She also said that Chima was deliberately pushing the limits and wanted out.
• Jeff told Jordan that the others seem to be gunning for Michele and now Russell isn't in their sights.
• Jordan thinks that Russell and Michele might be working together. She thinks they should get the remaining two from the other side to target one of them.
• Jeff told her not to get too far ahead in planning. They haven't played POV yet.
• Jeff still has some suspicion about Michele "playing a Ronnie" on them. But he also wants the four to look solid to the other side.
• The playing cards they now have show why they don't usually get playing cards. They sit around playing cards half the day.
• Russell got a massage from a massage therapist. Lydia told him that now all the toxins have been released and he won't feel well.
• Lydia fussed that the Diary Room told her to get a scarf or hoodie because they didn't want her pink hair showing.
• They must be planning on some sort of continuity, eh?
• I keep expecting them to show the margarita party.
• At one point Lydia misplaced her cape. She was bereft.
• Yawn.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Monday Daytime 8/17

Who's on the receiving end of Michele's big smile? Russell. These folks are totally bonkers. I love you! I hate you! I never lie! I lie all the time!

Here are the happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Contrary Marys and Nervous Nancies:

• Jordan thinks they should get Natalie out this week since Lydia's pretty much a waste (ditzy, doesn't win comps, doesn't really have any oomph in her game). She thinks that Kevin might actually listen to them a bit.
• Michele thinks their side must win every comp from now on in.
• I don't think so.
• They can't tell Kevin anything as they know he'll run to Natalie and Lydia.
• Jordan doesn't think they can count on Russell's vote as he votes according to his own mind, not with the group.
• Lydia and Natalie said that Jeff is running Jordan's HOH -- they're not "her" nominations.
• I say, "Did Jessie ever run his own HOH?"
• America voted for jalapeno and pepperoni. They're loving the pepperoni.
• Russell mentioned that Kevin has been almost winning a lot of comps. Michele agreed he's a smart player.
• Natalie and Lydia talked about doing things to bug Jeff and Jordan.
• Kevin advised them to just play the game instead.
• Jeff can't figure out Michele.
• Neither can I.
• As expected, Jordan nominated Natalie and Lydia for eviction. She wants Natalie to go.
• I'm not sure when POV will be, but I'll be posting a report later tonight.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Monday Morning 8/17

I'm going to say it right now. Even if I like certain people in the house, if they're gullible they just might deserve to lose. Sigh. Here are the happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Deceitful Dawgs:

• Oh, don't tell me that Jeff believes Kevin's lies about Russell! I don't mind so much that he might eventually want Russell out, but let's concentrate on either Lydia or Natalie this week!
• Jordan still wants to get Natalie out this week -- back to her original plan.
• But Jeff said if someone wins and uses the POV, backdoor Russell.
• Jeff and Jordan don't want to bring up her (Michele's) final two plan with Russell that Kevin told them about.
• Jordan admitted that Michele has a final two "deal" with her ... and with Russell. Jordan said she didn't specify her, but it was sort of understood.
• So, they think Michele is playing them and Russell has sneaky stuff going on all around.
• Kudos to Kevin.
• Michele told Jordan her final two deal with Russell was fake.
• Jeff wondered if Kevin might have lied to him.
• Jordan doesn't think Kevin lies.
• Hey! This is Big Brother! Wake up! Everyone lies!
• Jeff thinks they still have to take out Natalie this week for the numbers.
• Good.
• The hamsters know that nominations are today (Monday), but production is keeping tight-lipped about the PoV comp. It seems to me that it would also have to be today.
• Jordan once again confirms she plans to put Natalie and Lydia on the block.
• Natalie asked Lydia all about her sexual escapades with Jessie. Blech.
• Jordan is having second thoughts ... again. Jeff told her Natalie out this week, Russell later.
• Adding credence to Kevin's lies about Russell is Michele's ongoing tales of Russell.
• But then Russell has ongoing tales of Michele, too.
• Ah, finally Jeff mentioned to Jordan that it's possible Kevin is lying in a last ditch effort! Yes!
• Jeff and Jordan also think Michele might be lying.
• Well, duh.
  
• They've set their sights on the Natalie eviction this week.
• For now.
  

Big Brother 11Live Feeds Sunday 8/16 Into the Evening

Captain Unitard plays cards with Natalie

Kevin tells his schemed lie to Jeff trying to save his own butt in the game.

Even with all the drama as of late, Sundays are boring in the house. There are no comps. Although the show's scheduled happenings have been impacted, there were no nominations and definitely no PoV. Here are the day's events from inside the Big Brother House of Cards:

• Michele has Jordan worrying that Russell will target Jeff.
• I honestly don't think he will. He kept his word to Jessie. I think he'll keep his word to Jeff. He's not an ungracious Lydia.
• Jordan said of Lydia, "I'm sorry. But that girl's weird."
• Don't be sorry. It's not your fault, Jordan. She is weird.
• So am I. But I'm not on national television and the Internet showing all my weirdness for the world to mock.
• Jordan is still planning to put Natalie and Lydia on the block. But now she's leaning more towards a Lydia exit if she's being honest with Michele.
• Jordan is also worried about fumbling in any speeches she might have to read off of cards.
• Russell thinks that Kevin might win if he can make it to the final two.
• He could. But can he get to the final two is the question.
• Oh! Excitement is afoot! Russell ... get this ... is deep cleaning the refrigerator!
• I apologize. I didn't mean to get your hearts rushing.
• Breaking news: Natalie took a shower.
• She only took one to wash her hair before Lydia braided it.
• Jordan told Jeff she thinks Russell is going overboard with the paranoia. He's very worried he might go on the block.
• Natalie and Lydia think it sucks that America might have a jury vote.
• Heh.
• Natalie and Lydia caught that Michele just quickly rinses her hands after using the bathroom and will now make comments on that for days on end.
• Michele, although not HOH now, got her HOH camera and wrote her blog entry for the CBS site.
• Kevin is desperately trying to scheme to save his butt. He thinks his only choice is to try to convince Jeff that Russell is targeting him. It's a lie, but he has to do something.
• I'm pretty sure Jeff realizes it's a lie, but he acts all concerned and grateful to Kevin.
• I think that Jeff and Jordan don't trust Natalie and Lydia at all, don't trust Kevin but can stomach his gameplay, and remain a bit leery of both Russell and Michele.
• Jordan trusts Russell less than Jeff does. But Jeff hasn't told Jordan everything that Russell has said to him.
• That's about it.
• But remember ... Natalie took a shower. That made this report all worthwhile.