No, he didn't get socked in the jaw, not because he didn't try to provoke a punch, mind you.
Natalie is such a pig when she eats. She eats with her mouth open and takes huge chomps, often talking with a mouth full of food.
Jordan went through a freak-out rant on Russell, tears, and now is just very subdued.
Yep, I wanted a brouhaha and I got one today. Here's the scoop:
- Michele talked to Jeff -- she's worried that Russell is working on Kevin to vote to keep him.
- Not all that long after they got up (late), Russell started the brouhaha by taunting Jeff in the backyard.
- He exhibited the same behavior he showed when following/teasing/taunting Ronnie.
- Jeff is no Ronnie.
- He shouted back.
- All of a sudden, Jordan rushed into the middle of it totally going off on Russell.
- She screamed in his face!
- She actually BUMPED Russell who, despite his propensity for bullying, would draw the line at hitting a girl.
- "I'm not scared of you," Jordan screamed at the top of her lungs.
- Fine, now I have a fear of Jordan. She's dangerous!
- Jeff, in some weird guy kind of thing, told Russell that he (Russell) wanted to have sex with him.
- Of course, that gave Russell ammunition to declare Jeff gay.
- Jeff told Jordan to stay out of it, it's not her fight.
Jordan socked Jeff a good one.- Okay, I made that up.
- Scream, gnash, holler, hoot!
- Finally, BB shut the fight down before fisticuffs could go down.
- I think my money would have been on Jordan. I didn't think she had it in her to be so angry!
- Natalie told Kevin if he votes to keep Russell in, she'll stab him in the heart.
- I'm sure she said it with love.
- Now Kevin is once again scared of Russell.
- Everyone is avoiding Russell, for obvious reasons.
- Russell is acting very weird. One moment he'll be walking along and give a camera a huge grin, then he's moping, then -- when he saw Jeff -- he went into his sing-song bully voice taunting Jeff about being gay.
- I think Michele has washed her hands of Russell.
- Natalie told Russell that Michele reported all of her conversations with him to Jeff.
- So Russell has washed his hands of Michele, too.
- Russell is a man alone. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have more meltdowns up his sleeve.
- As I get this posted everyone but Russell is having fun with the HOH camera.
The show has started here on the East Coast. This post will be updated as it airs, but the real fun is in the comments section. Everyone is welcome, bring your own snacks and beverages! Later tonight my show review will be posted on TV Squad.
Finally the PoV -- a fun one with Casey as the voice of Otev the ape. Jordan out first. Natalie out. Russell out. Kevin out. Jeff beats Michele and wins the power of veto!
The back door has opened. Jeff took Kevin off, put Russell up. Target Russell.
Tonight's show should be more interesting than the live feeds today. I want to see the look on Russell's face and the Jeff/Russell testosterone battle! Here's the skinny on today in that Big Brother House of Fools and Their Money Are Soon Parted:
- Jordan told Jeff she won't feel that they're safe next week unless she wins HOH.
- She doesn't really trust Michele, Natalie or Kevin.
- She shouldn't.
- Jordan told Natalie that she told Michele that she "better not" vote for Russell to stay.
- Gee, what if she does?
- When Michele talked about Russell campaigning and singling her out for derision, Jeff freaked out saying he was sick of Russell.
- Jeff, gorgeous as he is, does have quite a temper and quite a [bleepin'] mouth on him.
- Kevin and Natalie talked about getting Michele in an alliance with them.
- Kevin said he doesn't like any plan which includes Michele.
- I don't blame him. Michele has to be one of the flakiest allies I've ever seen in the house.
- Kevin and Natalie play their roles well. They've been reporting everything Russell says to them to Jordan.
- They think Russell will have an epic elimination speech.
- Lots of them this season, huh?
- Really, a lot of nothing so far today.
- Remember to stop back for the show blog post party tonight at 9:00 PM ET -- there will be a new post and snacks. You bring the beverages!
Russell, driven to the brink of insanity via the backdoor, tries to off himself by shoving a hanger up his nose.
Or not.
Here are the happenings from the Big Brother House of Foolish Follies:
- Supposedly Michele cried after the PoV ceremony -- this was what Kevin told Jeff anyway. I didn't see tears, but wouldn't be surprised.
- Kevin also told Jeff that Russell's going around saying he has Michele's vote and just needs one more.
- Kevin told Jeff what a good little loyal puppy dog he can be. After all, he stayed loyal to his pals Chima and Lydia.
- Jeff and Kevin bonded some more.
- On a purely platonic level, of course.
- Natalie tried to make nicey-nice with Russell, probably thinking of the jury vote. After all, her hands are clean in the latest.
- As far as Russell knows, both her and Kevin's hands have no blood.
- No, there's been no murder. I'm talking figurative blood.
- They all discussed The Amazing Race. I should mention I did NOT try out for TAR yesterday when they had the casting crew around here.
- Jordan moved all of her belongings to the HOH room because she's scared Russell will do something to them.
- Jeff thinks Kevin is acting strange after he took him off the block. Jordan insists he's grateful.
- Neither Jordan or Jeff trust Michele but feel they need to keep working with her.
- Jordan is scared she will be on the block next week.
- Russell, Natalie, and Kevin hung out together talking.
- Natalie once again mentioned she can only go to Indian casinos because she's so young.
- She doth protest too much -- there was no need for her to mention it again.
- But Russell isn't bright enough to pick up on it.
- I think Kevin's filing all of this age suspicion away in his mind, though.
- No more brouhahas.
