Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Into Saturday Dawn, July 17

Two hapless hamsters are up for eviction while two showmances seem to be flourishing. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Bumbling Bores:

• Britney told Monet she wouldn't campaign against her -- she won't say a word.
• Enzo, who should be happy not to be on straight slop, complained about his Have Not food. The fish sticks are too fattening and the fruitcake is "caca." Of course, he can still have slop and various condiments. They checked out a list of allowable foodstuffs. He's not happy.
• Britney said she had hoped the fruitcake would have tasted better. She likes the fish sticks okay.
• Britney talked with Rachel, throwing Monet under that proverbial bus as she claimed she can't win comps like Monet and Monet, the more dangerous player, should go home instead of her.
  
• So much for Britney's promise to Monet, eh?
• Enzo ate some ketchup. Well, it's an allowed condiment, after all.
• Monet talked to Rachel. She cried. Rachel told her that she was nominated because she thought Brendon and herself would be targeted if Monet won HOH.
• Not only have Monet and Britney been crying, so has Rachel. She seems very ill-equipped to play the ruthless HOH card.
• Ragan says he lives by the Golden Rule, treat others as you would want to be treated yourself. He's in the Big Brother house. What was he thinking?
• Ragan is pretty nice to all.
• Monet said that she hates Kathy because her eyelashes look like spiders. Meow.
• Enzo has issues with his lawn chair bed in the Have Not room.
  
• I think Enzo is used to comfort and food.
• Sometime today will be the POV comp, not sure exactly when. I'll be posting on it this evening.
  

Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Through Friday, July 16

Hayden picks his feet in front of his fellow hamsters ... and the world. Ew.

The elusive, perhaps mythical, Kristen was sighted.

First, my apologies for only two reports today. And, this is on a day which things actually happened in the house! As I mentioned in my previous post, Rachel put Monet and Britney on the block as expected. Here are the other happenings of the day:

• Kristen and Hayden continue their secret alliance. They think they have a lot in common. They also would like to see Kathy win if neither of them win.
• Yeah, that's what they say.
• I believe a showmance is developing. At least they waited a week.
• Rachel told Kristen she wants to form an alliance with Hayden and her (Kristen).
  
• Both Kristen and Rachel agreed that Britney and Monet need to be the next two gone from the house.
• I love how all the women are heading out the door. What about the guys?
• Enzo and Brendon found the last of the cricket/beeping devices.
• Rachel told Monet that she will be one of her targets this week. She avoided telling Britney the news.
• Monet told Rachel that had she won HOH, she didn't plan to put up either her or Brendon.
• Hayden told Rachel that he's afraid that if the house sees that he and Kristen are getting close, they'll be targeted.
• The feeds were blocked for a long time while they did the Have/Have Not comp.
• When they came back, Enzo and Monet were looking at a box of fish sticks. So the vote must have been fish sticks and fruitcake.
• Enzo, Monet, Brendon and Britney are Have Nots.
• Enzo said he'll be too weak to give "the face" this week. I wonder if he'll mew instead of meow?
  
• The feeds were blocked again, then we came back to the hamsters cheering -- BB told them Annie was the saboteur and they were happy it was over with in the first week.
• Then the feeds were blocked for a long time once more as the nominations ceremony was held.
• Britney is pouting. Monet feels she was targeted because she won the $10,000.
• Enzo was the first one to go to the girls to console and pep talk them a bit. Meow.
• Hayden and Lane don't really understand which girl is the target.
• I know that Britney is -- it's not that hard to understand!
• Monet thinks that Kathy didn't come to talk to them because she's the one who threw them under the bus.
• No one threw them under the bus.
• Rachel had her mind set on nominating them since minutes after she won HOH. Brendon didn't even suggest it to her, nor try to talk her out of it.
• There you go ... except for Britney and Monet, things are going fairly smooth. They're all relieved about Annie being the saboteur and now feel they did the absolute right thing in evicting her.
  

Big Brother 12 - Nominations are In

As expected, Britney and Monet were put on the block. "I don't care, I don't want to be here anymore anyway," says Britney.

A full report on the day's house happenings will be posted a bit later.

Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Into the Dawn, July 16

Gotta love Andrew's green shorts and top outfit.

How did Rachel's first night as Queen of the House go? Read on!

• Lane told Britney he was planning to show off his "wienie" to American on Showtime. She told him America didn't want to see it.
• Enzo wonders if America laughed at his ex-girlfriend joke on the show. Matt assured him we did.
  
• I think I briefly smiled at the time -- did not chuckle, nor guffaw, didn't even chortle.
• Rachel told Brendon about her nasty goodbye message to Annie.
• Brendon was a bit upset -- he had told her he kept his own goodbye nice.
• Rachel thinks there's an alliance of four in the house -- Enzo, Matt, Monet and Britney. Well, she has the number right.
• Britney told the others that she thought Annie was the saboteur.
• Then came the happy act for Rachel's HOH room. She got a Rascal Flatts CD, a bikini, snacks but didn't get the pictures she had selected. The others had hoped there would be more photos.
• Kathy told Rachel how happy she is for her.
• Rachel in turn promised she'd never put Kathy on the block, even as a pawn.
• Rachel thinks that if either Monet or Britney win HOH, she and Brendon will be on the block again.
• I can't believe that neither she nor Brendon aren't even thinking of Lane, Enzo, Matt or Hayden as possible threats! Is the Brigade THAT good?
• Rachel got her tequila.
• Brendon and Rachel think Britney is mean.
• They're right. She is.
• Lane told Matt that Brendon is really the HOH; Rachel just has the title and photos.
• Rachel told Brendon that Enzo will always be out for himself. She's right.
• Monet thinks Rachel is an alcoholic. Rachel does like her alcohol.
• Rachel, as if to confirm Monet's observation, got drunk.
• Hayden and Kristen, with their secret alliance, are worried about being nominated together.
• I don't think that will happen. I believe she'll stick to her idea of nominating Monet and Britney with Britney being the target.
• They searched for the cricket device until Monet found one and turned it off.
• They checked out the device and found it made many sounds -- cricket, buzzing, doorbell, etc.
• So Britney and Monet went looking for more.
• Kristen wants to adopt chimpanzees when she retires. Um. That's good until they bite your face off!
• They're all asleep as I get this posted.

Rumors are that Annie has been sequestered. So the saboteur may live on. We'll see. Also, my review of last night's show is up on TV Squad.

Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Since the Live Show, July 15

I don't know which was worse -- Annie's constant talking or these two? It's been a bit over a week, guys! Sheesh!

Here's what's happened since the live show ended:

• In reference to what Annie said about Brendon carrying Rachel through the game, Rachel said, "I carried Brendon through the game!"
• Say what? I don't think she gets the concept. Brendon saved himself with the POV. While she won HOH, she has yet to carry him anywhere.
• They have no clue that Annie was the saboteur and still think there's a saboteur in the house.
• Britney and Monet think they're going to be put on the block.
• Britney's such a catty little so-and-so, I would like to see her go since I can't get Rachel out!
• Britney and Monet are psychic as Rachel told Brendon she wants to put them up.
• So the Brigade might be safe this week, eh?
• Rachel said that all of the Have Nots will be welcome in her room and welcome to baths all week. I believe she means the ones she shared the Have Not room with as I don't think it will be allowed for any new Have Nots.
• Rachel wants tequila.
• I don't. Sleep would be nice.
• Brendon made tacos for everyone.
• Matt told Enzo he thinks Rachel will nominate Monet and Hayden.
• Matt and Enzo think that if Britney and Monet are on the block, they want Britney gone.
• So do I.
• BB gave them alcohol but haven't done Rachel's room yet as I get this written up.
• Enzo made up even more food.
• Britney and Monet are chowing down everything in sight as they're worried they'll be on slop tomorrow.
• Britney and Monet commented on how Kristen will float to the power.
• Rachel thinks America adores her and Brendon as a couple and thanks us for our support.
• :::spew:::
• More in the early morning ...
  

If not for the lower right-hand corner, nice screen cap