Big Brother 13: Evel Dick Update

Evel Dick promised a statement by Wednesday and it appeared tonight on his site. Alas, the site is overloaded and it's hard to get to the video. But I found a transcript of it here. Zap2It also has an article.

Hmm. We still don't know anything, do we?

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Sunday Into the Evening 07/10/11

The Haves gather in the kitchen.

I need to say a few things before I get into the (non)happenings inside the BB13 house today. First off -- since the feeds came live after the first five (six?) days, I never did quite get why Porsche was such a target. Well, duh ... thanks to the show, I realize she isn't or, at least, wasn't. Keith was the target all along.

The second thing is that I need to grouse about the silly Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday scheduling. There's always down time in the house, but this makes things even worse. It's like all of the real action in the house is pretty much crammed into two days then it's boredom, HoH fantasies and tall tales for the rest of the time.

Oh, well. Here's the scoop from inside that Big Brother House of Loquacious Lackeys:

• Sunday, huh? That means the only big event will be the PoV Meeting.
• Adam and Dominic told Brenchel that they'd vote with them and, if they get HoH next week, they won't put them up as they didn't get nominated this week.
• Rachel, dislike her as I do, is actually trying to include Jeff and Jordan in protection deals.
• I like Jeff and Jordan. So far they're the only ones I'm really enjoying watching on the live feeds.
• Brendon said the Lawon and Kalia are the Newbies duo the Veterans trust the most. Hmm ...
• Of course, he said that TO them.
• So, it's not necessarily true!
• Brendon assured Porsche that she's safe this week (and, obviously for the next three weeks, too).
• Brendon, Jeff and Rachel think they need to get Lawon, Dominic and Cassi out as soon as they can.
• Oh my! That would mean, if Keith goes this week, the Regulators will be dust in the wind!
• No one really knows about the Regulators -- Cassi, Dominic, Keith and Lawon -- as of yet. I don't think it will matter in the grand scheme of things.
• No one is quite sure why Keith lied about his job. It slipped that he's an HR manager, not a matchmaker.
• Then what the heck is the focus on the show about his deacon sideline?
• The PoV ceremony (blocked to the feeds) came up with the results I predicted yesterday. It wasn't used thus Keith and Porsche are still on the block.
• The hamsters are still confused about how the Golden Key thing will work out with an "advance" key to Daniele.
• I'm confused, too.
• Huh. The hamsters aren't allowed to wear white clothes.
• That confuses me, too.
• Tons of small talk today. That and the old "when I'm HoH" or "If so-and-so gets HoH."
• Gah. BORING!
• They talked about previous seasons.
• Some worked out.
• Nothing to see here, folks. Move along, move along.
  

One day I'm going to post just weird expressions.

Have Not Huddle as the Haves were in the kitchen.

Big Brother 13 - July 10 Nominations Show Blog Party

Well, we can only hope Blogger will function better tonight than it did on premiere night! If there is either a problem with me posting updates here or comments not being able to be posted, I'll move things to the Facebook show page.

However, Blogger permitting, major updates will be posted in this entry and everyone is welcome to party (and comment) in the comments area. The loss of Dick won't be addressed until Wednesday's show, so we'll have Dick tonight. I know. I'm bad. On with the show!

The veterans have aligned as have Keith, Lawon and Dominic. So far, two alliances. Dominic is trying to get Cassi in on his little alliance. If it works, they vote to save each other if on the block. She's in and they're "The Regulators." @@

Dick is trying to get Porsche aboard with the veterans. She runs and tells her duo buddy Keith about it. Uh-oh. So Keith goes to Dominic and Cassi.

Rachel is hosting the food comp. It's a Have/Have Not scenario again -- slop, cold showers, bad room. They're dressed in little cow outfits. Space Milk Mountain, asks Lawon. Cowsmic Journey. They have to soak up milk and squeeze milk into jugs.

Teams of four -- three cows and one person who jumps on them to squish out the milk. The Have Nots are Lawon, Kalia, Shelly and Cassi. The library room is gone and replaced with a padded cell with mats on the floor. The lights are always on.

Dick wants to get Adam on their side, same deal as Porsche -- if up, get the Golden Key and vote with the veterans.

Nominations Today. Keith thinks if he and Porsche go on the block, it's all her fault and the Regulators will save him.

Key order -- Daniele/Dick, Jeff/Jordan, Lawon/Kalia, Shelly/Cassi, Adam/Dominic.

Keith/Porsche nominated. "Strategic gameplay," explains Porsche.

Oh my, the announcer voice said, "When one houseguest unexpectedly leaves the game, it threatens to change everything."

Gee, who could that be?

Big Brother 13 Bulletin: PoV Meeting

The Power of Veto meeting was held -- Brendon and Rachel did NOT use the veto. Keith and Porsche remain on the block.

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Into Sunday Dawn 7/10/11

Jordan hasn't changed.

Brendon, on the other hand ...

My apologies for not getting up a report earlier. Blogger decided I should get error messages on image uploads.

But I'm here now and we need to talk. I'm still lukewarm on this season, probably because my own idea of good twists and Allison Grodner's radically differ. I don't really mind Brendon in the house, but Rachel creeps me out every time I see her. Jeff, Jordan and Daniele aren't really a problem. I suppose things could be worse -- it could have been Jessie and Natalie returning!

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Wacky Warthogs:

• The Veterans are still trying to pull people to their side while the Newbies are still a fractured lot not working together.
• Since only Jeff, Jordan and Brendon can play for HoH next week (Rachel outgoing HoH, Daniele Golden Key), they do have to get more on their side.
• Both Shelly and Kalia approached the Veterans separately saying they want to work with them.
• Keith offered them a two week safety deal if he comes off the block.
• Dominic tried to slick talk them and blew it.
• Can any of them be trusted?
• Nope.
• But since they're not a cohesive group and some of the quieter players (Shelly, Kalia) are looking to hide behind larger targets and power players, they definitely might vote this vote with the desire of the Veterans.
• The bickering between Lawon, Porsche and Keith continues. All three of them are making themselves major targets and proving they can't be trusted.
• And then Kalia cried because she thinks her duo partner Lawon is putting a target on them and ruining her own chances at the game.
• While Cassi and Shelly were discussing who they'd vote out between Porsche and Keith, both said they'd probably go with whomever Brendon and Rachel say.
  
• Cassi would personally rather Keith go because "He's like a big black cloud moping around. He could kill me in my sleep!"
• Whoa, some change from smiley happy Keith and his planned angels, eh?
• At least there was some comic relief between all the angsty BB stuff -- Brendon came up with a superhero story "film."
• He, dressed in his unitard from PoV and a mask, was Captain Wedgie peacefully fishing with his BFF Franklin the stuffed turtle (not Rachel, you notice). Along would come the evil Dr. Dominus who'd steal Franklin. Action scenes would ensue and Franklin and Captain Wedgie would prevail and live happily ever after.
• Well, it made for some good screen caps, at least!
• Let's see ... in other news, Rachel tried to coach Adam in cheerleading. @@
• Daniele messed with the Fortune Teller and got it working.
• Daniele said her relationship with Nick from BB8 didn't work out because he was so different outside the house.
• Des that mean that Brendon and Rachel are still together because they're the same outside and inside the house?
• Yikes!
• Much of the rest of their up time was small talk.
• One tasty morsel is that Dominic and Cassi would like to work with Daniele but don't know if she can be trusted yet.
• From the chit-chat, it looks like the majority of the house will vote with the house.
• It looks like Keith out and PoV not used.
• But you can't always predict hamster behaviors.
  

Captain Wedgie, Dr. Dominus and Franklin

The evil Dr. Dominus

Captain Wedgie

I hate the chess game! Defenestrate it!