Big Brother 13 PoV Episode Blog Party 07/13/11

Once again that rockin' Zoetawny has created us a new show logo for this summer! Thank you, Zoetawny ... I know life hasn't been easy for you for a while now and this is greatly appreciated!

Joining the blog pool closed at 5 PM ET. Margo posted this earlier:

**POOL MATCH-UPS**POOL IS CLOSED

Adam - Auntie Leigh, Ayana, ML
Brendon - SueGee, Sally, Chris
Cassi - dla, Becky, Buzzmaam
Daniele - Terry in PA, EileenM, Jennasmom
Dominic - Witt, Rbennie, JOEY
Jeff - Petals, Donna in AL, Delee
Jordan - Sydney, Meb, Brent McKee
Kalia - Nana in NW, Monty924, Laurie
Keith - Zoetawny, PDX Granny, Becky
Lawon - Dr_Celine, Jackie, Caela
Porsche - Ninboh, Donna in FL, Sharon S
Rachel - Jamie, Margo, ChaCha
Shelly - Sasha, Paris Hilton, Janice

RULES

Swimming Suits are NOT optional
NO running
NO Roughhousing
NO Horseplay
NO Name Calling (of fellow posters)
NO Swearing
NO Glass containers
NO Spitting
NO candy bars in the pool
NO public displays of affection in the pool

We are only here to have fun so everyone please PLAY NICE.

Which ever team wins the Pool gets bragging rites until the next season starts.

Margo aka the Lifeguard

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So, tonight we get a wee bit of news (because I don't think we'll ever get specifics) about Evel Dick leaving the show, as well as the reaction of the fellow houseguests. As the show airs here on the East Coast, I'll update this entry with major happenings. But things are a heck of a lot more fun in comments. I hope to see you there!

Okay, so Dick got called to the Diary Room and never came out. Uh-oh -- they called Rachel to the Diary Room and the house is still Dick-less! She has an announcement to read -- Dick had to leave for urgent personal matters, Daniele gets a Golden Key. Brendon is acting like a jerk wanting to confront the newbies because Keith's happy. @@

Jeff gave them a pep talk. On the newbie side, Shelly thinks Keith is acting very poorly. He is way too smug.

Picking players for veto - HoH couple, nominees and one other duo. Daniele isn't eligible. She's getting into the scheme of things and plans to play socially with the newbies. Jeff and Jordan are the other duo. Adam is the host.

Adam is done up in a cop outfit, the backyard is full of "buildings." They're all wearing superhero spandex outfits. They have to "repair skyscrapers" by completing the veto puzzle. With their sights on the Golden Key, both Porsche and Keith are throwing the puzzle unbeknownst to each other.

Brendon and Rachel win.

America's Choice for food for the Have Nots should be up on the CBS website after the show airs. Why waste $ texting?

Brendon and Rachel run around talking to everyone, trying to get promises of safety ...

Time for the PoV meeting. They have the "dual power of veto" to remove a duo. They are NOT using it, Keith and Porsche remain on the block.

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Into the Dawn 7/13/11

Ohhh! Rachel's SHINY!

Tonight will be the big Dick(less) Reveal on the show in addition to the PoV comp and meeting. But that's all old news for us, right? After all, the hamsters are getting psyched to play for the new HoH reign. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Rascally Rodents:

• The hamsters went on indoor lockdown as BB built something in the yard.
• Jordan thinks her period is coming ... still, again, whatever. I really don't need to know.
• Lawon and Cassi think this is a fun season and they're fun hamsters because they make up games and get everyone involved.
• Yawn.
  
• Brendon told Rachel she's playing too emotionally.
• Rachel playing emotionally? Say it ain't so!
• Oh jeez ... in for another round of the Brendon controlling condescending act with Rachel crying and bristling.
  
• Again ... why are these two together? There should be psychological papers written about the relationship.
• The latest is because Brendon trusts Daniele and he feels Rachel doesn't.
• To be honest, I don't think they should really trust Daniele because she's smarter than they are in gameplay.
• Porsche finally kicked her campaigning into gear.
• Jeff and Kalia got into an argument about a gay Harry Potter character.
• Jeff regretted the argument since he thinks it will make him look bad.
• Yeah, Jeff ... it kind of does make you look just a bit homophobic.
• They got all dressed up for the Franklin the Turtle Missing Trial.
• But then they were allowed to go outside.
• Now, they think the set-up is for a Food Comp. I'm thinking HoH. We'll see. Daniele also thinks it's HoH.
  
• It's an oversized golf club with big balls thing (look at my screen caps).
• They practiced and practiced, then practiced some more.
  
• When Porsche campaigned to him, Adam told her he hasn't made up his mind. He'd like to keep her because he feels they could work together. On the other hand, if he keeps Keith, Keith is a bigger target and it would draw attention away from him (Adam).
• At midnight, the Have Nots were allowed to eat. So they did.
• Dominic and Adam talked -- they're sure they have the votes to send Porsche packing.
• The veterans and anyone aligned with them plan to vote out Keith.
• I'm not so sure, but I think it will still be Keith leaving.
• No great loss if he goes.
• Some are still up as I get this posted.
• Go to bed hamsters!
  

The doohickey in the yard

Adam practices

Why doesn't Dominic have big funky socks with stripes?

Food, food, glorious food!

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Daytime Tuesday 7/12/11

Lawon, Flaming Carrot

It's Tuesday, another day of wacky hijinks with those lovable hamsters in the BB13 house. Er, um. Well ... anyway, here are the day's happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Nervous Nellies:

• Y'know, it would be nice if they all went to bed before 5 or 6 AM their time (which is 8 or 9 AM my time). I recall times during other seasons that BB would actually have a lights out enforcement.
• Of course, there are no lights out in the Have Not room this season.
• Keith is still campaigning to stay. Porsche, not so much.
• Cassi and Porsche don't like each other.
• Alas, they don't have a cat-fight screaming and yelling.
• I really need some kind of action here, you understand.
• What do I get?
• Rachel and Brendon drama.
• Sheesh.
• First he tells her that he's thinking of throwing the HoH comp so he can be nominated and go home.
• She freaked.
• Later on in the day, they had one of his condescending and her immature petulant child drama parties.
• Why are these two together? I didn't understand the connection last year other than they both must have extreme issues and play off each other. I understand it less this year.
• She drinks, she's loud, she gets all skanky-acting. He tells her to stop and that it hurts his feelings. She cries.
• Rinse and repeat.
• In other drama, Brendan's toy turtle Franklin went missing last night. He's still missing. Brendon is ticked.
• And Rachel is immature.
• The hamsters plan a mock trial for the Showtime time slot tonight investigating the disappearance of Franklin.
• Rachel says she has 13,000 followers on Twitter.
• Really?
• Wake up, fools!
• Kalia cried to Lawon how she hates being in the house and misses her family.
• Truth or fiction? Remember, she wants to be put on the block with him, Lawon voted out and she gets a Golden Key.
• But it also didn't seem like an act.
• Brendon really doesn't like Porsche.
• However, the plan is still to evict Keith.
• They're worried it might end up being a tie.
• In that case, Rachel would vote to evict Keith.
• Oh, well ... there's a big turtle trial on late tonight. I better get my rest!
  

And Rachel cried

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Into Tuesday Dawn 7/12/11

Ew, ew! Rachel is all glittery-slinky!

You have to wonder what the hamsters would do if they didn't have the Showtime After Dark show coming on every night. BB might not give them alcohol to prime 'em up for Showtime. Heck, they might even just go to sleep.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Clueless Clowns:

• Daniele said the last Golden Key means nothing. While the feeds got blocked, I'm thinking she's saying that due to its timing -- the next week the duos are singles.
• I think.
• Why doesn't production ever listen to me and get rid of that chess game? Unless they're using it as a cover to talk strategy, it's monotonous.
• Rachel and Brendon rehashed the comps so far this season in case it comes up in a future comp.
• In talking about fights, Jordan said the only time she ever got really mad at Jeff was one night when he stayed out until 4 AM and didn't call her.
• Brendon and Rachel claimed they only fight about/on Big Brother.
• Oh yeah, sure.
• Jordan said that while she really liked Jeff in the house their season, it wasn't until after the season ended that she fell in love with him.
• She also thinks she's too immature to get married right now.
• Kalia and Lawon had a Keith bashing session.
• There was super joy and dancing when the Have Nots found out that they go off of slop at midnight Tuesday night. Kalia, in particular, was beside herself.
• BB gave them alcohol. They played their "Big Booty" game.
• That has them kissing a Memory Wall picture and then shaking their booty.
• Real fun going on here, eh?
• Dominic and Lawon want Brendon off before Rachel because they think he's smarter.
• I wish they would just consider the "annoying laugh and skankyisms" first as a basis.
• Is it too much to ask?
• Rachel imbibed too much and was generally obnoxious.
• Are you surprised?
• Brendon told her she and Porsche drank too much and said she shouldn't drink so much in the house.
• She rolled her eyes at him and said she did nothing wrong.
• He went on and on about how he wanted to be taken seriously and didn't want to be associated with her drinking behavior.
• She got defensive.
  
• The more things change, the more they remain the same.
• While I wanted a brouhaha, these Brendon/Rachel co-dependent teary tiffs are all like watching a bad movie over and over again.
• Lawon told Cassi that, in the beginning, he thought she and Shelly were a mother/daughter twist.
• Keith is still campaigning for votes.
• But he's not the same Keith who came in all smiling that first day.
• Maybe it's his evil and moody twin brother.
• More later!
  

Hammock hamsters

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Through Monday Daytime 7/11/11

Jeff's expression says it all.

Oh boy! CHESS in progress!

We really need a good brouhaha in the house. Now, if Evel Dick were still in there, I swear there'd be something going on! Yeah, there's been a tiff or two, many fusses, some whines ... but I want a good old-fashioned brouhaha or a cat fight.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Dallying Drones:

• Even though BB supplied them with more alcohol last night, there were no brouhahas.
• Instead, we had drinking games.
• Now, drinking games can be fun if you're participating, but not so much to watch.
• Of course, the Have Nots have no alcohol.
• Rachel, although not as bad (yet) as last season, is still a controlling self-centered so-and-so.
  
• Once the eventual tides change and she's no longer Queen Bee, chances are that she'll get freaky once again.
• I have no desire to watch Brendon and Rachel have sex under the covers. Make them stop.
• Jordan and Rachel's trust of Cassi is wavering. They think she wants them out.
• Of course, she does. Any of the Newbies want Veterans out. Despite the fact that they control the numbers, they're suck-ups to the Veterans.
• Perhaps, instead of hamsters, they're lemmings ... following each other over a cliff to drown in the sea.
• Or whatever that is that lemmings do.
• The Veterans have come to the realization that Cassi, Dominic and Lawon are in an alliance.
• They don't know it has a silly name.
• Kalia would like to go on the block with her duo buddy Lawon solely so she can get ahold of a Golden Key.
• Cassi told Jeff that she wouldn't want to be in a final four with him, Jordan and Brendon because she'd lose.
• Kalia has a heat rash.
• That's really stuff I didn't need to know.
• But, since I do know, now you know.
• Rachel has a traffic ticket she didn't attend to before going into the house.
• I say, "Arrest warrant time!"
• Brendon told her to tell the DR and get it taken care of.
• He takes all the fun out of things!
• Rachel got mad at him for lecturing her.
• Some things never change.
• Keith thinks he has the votes to stay.
• I don't think he does, despite the Regulators. I think they'll be lemmings (see above).
• Rachel tried to flash the cameras. Eww! My eyes! My eyes! Thankfully Brendon stopped her.
• Jordan and Jeff know that Kalia wants to get nominated (so she can get that key).
• Kalia told Dominic that she isn't feeling right and wants to go home.
• Liar liar pants on fire!
• That's all the excitement we can handle for now ...
  

Mmm mmm, good.

Some drama would be nice, mama!

Th-th-that's all folks! (For now, at least!)