Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Into Wednesday Dawn 7/20

Fashion Plate Lawon

Another evening and overnight in that Big Brother House of Misfit Toys:

• Porsche is almost invisible in the house -- her game is to hang out with Rachel, but not when Rachel and Brendon are fighting.
• So we don't really see her all that often.
• She told Rachel that Shelly told her she voted for her to stay and that she thinks the other person was Kalia.
• Porsche said that Dominic and Adam said they would have voted for her to stay had they realized the numbers had changed.
• Well, duh.
• Jeff isn't feeling well. Later on he said he didn't work out because he has to keep going ... and going. You get it.
• Rachel said that the season finale will be September 16. How she knows, I don't know. That's a Friday night and unlikely.
• They lined up every condiment that they're allowed trying to think of a creative new way to cook slop.
• Another night of "scary ghost stories" ahead.
• Oh, yeah. I'm excited.
• Brendon and Rachel claim they spend $2000 a month on food, more than they pay in rent.
• That has to be fun when Rachel works at a slightly more than minimum wage job three days a week!
• Dominic said Brendon eats eight to ten eggs for breakfast. That's ridiculous!
• The boy needs to go on slop, I say!
• Brendon put his superhero clothes on once again and made a plea to the feeds for the return of Franklin the toy turtle.
• Tell ya what, Brendon ... we'll send a banner plane telling you where you can find Franklin if you and Rachel hit that panic bar and just leave.
• You can even take Franklin with you.
• The BEST part of the night was when Daniele, Jeff, Jordan, Lawon and Dominic spied on Rachel and Brendon fighting.
  
• They mocked their fights much as we do!
• At one point Lawon went down and danced for the spy cam.
• Brendon claimed he was going over ghost stories he wants to tell.
• Sure.
• The body language and silences told their own story!
• Cassi cried some more because she knows she's leaving.
• Shelly worried some more just in case she's leaving.
• Lawon, Dominic and Cassi stayed up just about all night.
• They're still up as I get this posted.
  

Slop - it's what's for dinner!

Spying on the latest Brendon/Rachel tiff.

Laughing while they spy

Lawon goes down to tiff and dances without explanation

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Into Tuesday Evening 7/19

Digging for gold?

I tell ya, Allison Grodner ... you seriously need to do something to shake up this snoozefest of a season! I called the prank yesterday an epic fail, but this season could very well doom future seasons. The returning duos? Fail. The casting? Fail. The network scheduling and downtime in the house? Fail. Brendon and Rachel? SUPER fail.

Anyway, here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Woeful Wombats:

• Oh, late at night, they had a pillowfight! Wowsers.
• They talked about all answering Julie Chen with weird voices during the live show.
• They told (bad) scary stories.
• Then a monster ATE all the hamsters!
• Um. No. I just made that up.
• Apparently Jeff wants to move to Los Angeles. Jordan is considering it, but thinks she'll be lonely because Jeff has plans to do work travel stuff.
• Gee, she could hang out with Rachel!
• Cassi is sure she's leaving this week and said she'd eat slop and take cold showers the rest of the season if only she could stay.
• It doesn't work that way, girl.
• Shelly, as usual, was up early doing laundry, cleaning and smoking.
• Not necessarily all at the same time, mind you.
• This is why they need to be off my computer, off my TV and out of my life -- Brendon and Rachel had yet another broken record argument about "Bookie" (Bukey, kind of like Pukey?) and her showing him too much affection in front of others.
• I'm so sick of their twisted mentality needy people fights.
• Once again, just a lot of small talk mixed in with "what if" game talk.
• Fix this mess, Grodner!
  

A.K.A. PT (Pre-Teen)

Say WHAT?

A balding man and his shawl.

Hats in the house

Daniele and Porsche, the nonentity.

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Monday Evening 7/18

What?
Mike Boogie's back in the house?
Oh. Wait.
It's just Shelly.

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Pitiful Pranksters:

• After an afternoon of tears, the mood in the house changed.
• Rats. I wanted some brouhahas!
• Dominic thinks the Regulators might very well be the worst alliance in BB history.
• I think he might very well be right.
• Lawon and Cassi blame the failure on Keith.
• After the cryfest of the others was well over, Shelly had her own pity party.
• She's worried that she might go home.
• Daniele assured her she's safe.
• Wah. Wah.
• Sheesh, folks ... if you're going to cry I want a smackdown or something lively!
• Rachel told Brendon she went crying to Jordan because she wanted Jordan to feel sorry for her more than she did for Cassi.
• Whacko.
• I feel sorry for Jordan!
• Then the prank planning started.
• When Adam fell asleep outside (against the rules), they all joined together to put red tape across his photo and make an arrow out of the keys.
• Then they decided to decorate the fortune teller with the keys and the veto necklace instead.
  
• They all ran up to the HoH room to watch him on the spy cam.
• Adam slept some more.
• Brendon ran down, banged on the glass door, then hightailed it back up.
• Adam remained sleeping.
• After probably an hour of anticipation in the HoH room, Adam finally walked into the house.
• He saw the tape, laughed and removed it.
• Then he set about making jerky burgers.
• Adam laughed off the whole thing.
  
• Epic prank fail.
• BB gave them alcohol, probably hoping to liven them up more for Showtime.
• Cassi cried some more.
• Lots of small talk and delusions of what they'd do if they were HoH.
• Laters.
  

A whole lotta jellybeans!

The suspense builds.

Epic prank fail.
He notices, laughs and removes the tape.

Rachel: "How come you put MY key first?"

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Bulletin - PoV Meeting

The PoV meeting, blocked to the feeds, went down. No surprises here -- Dominic saved himself (and thus Adam, too), a new duo went on the block.

Shelly and Cassi are on the block.

It should be bye-bye Cassi this week, I predict.

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Through Monday Morning 7/18

Where am I?
What am I doing in this handbasket?

My sincere apologies for being so long between live feeds reports. Not that it's an excuse (but it is!), for those who don't know -- I'm recovering from a major surgery and I'm not quite 100% yet in the concentration department. But I'm here now and here's what's been happening in that Big Brother House of Catty Crazies:

• Jordan said she's actually like to do something dramatic (nominate Brendon and Rachel is the meaning of dramatic).
• Jeff thinks it's too early for that move but would stand behind whatever she wants to do.
• As much as I want Rachel to go and as sick I am of watching the neverending Brenchal drama codependently play out, I think Jeff is right. It's too early and they need them not only for a voting block, but to protect themselves because as long as Brendon and Rachel are in the game, they're more of a target.
• Dominic has continued to worm his way into the Veterans Circle, casting a lot of the mistrust onto his duo buddy Adam (who's less of a threat remaining in the game than Dominic, but hey ...)
• Cassi is sure that she'll be going home since Dominic is sure to save himself (and thus Adam) with the PoV.
• She's keeping a push on for a backdoor of Brendon and Rachel.
• Sigh. It's unlikely.
• Brendon told Damiele how frustrated he is with Rachel lately -- she's gloating about wins, making jabs at others and generally playing a poor social game.
• Stupid Brendon. What made him thing her behavior would be any different this season from last?
  
• Cassi hopes that if she goes home, a Pandora's box or America's Vote might get her back in the house.
• Don't hold your breath, girl.
• I like you better than I like Rachel but you haven't endeared me yet!
• Jordan doesn't particularly trust Porsche and thinks she (Porsche) has become way too close to Rachel.
• Kalia understands that Jordan can't backdoor Rachel and Brendon this early in the game and says that she's in the alliance with them all too and knows they need the numbers.
• Dominic told Daniele he definitely has a deal with Jeff and Jordan.
• For now, that'll work. Brendon and Rachel are better targets.
• Then it happened ...
• CAT FIGHT!
• Rachel told Cassi that after she made a deal she (Cassi) went around saying that Brendon and Rachel needed to be nominated and no one had the "balls" to do it."
• Cassi didn't deny it and said that she's just being honest and is probably the most honest person in the house.
• Rachel told Cassi that she's the worst game player ever in the house!
• Cassi came back with how Rachel can't ever get along with girls in the house!
• MEOW. HISS. GROWL. SPIT!
• They eventually split up before the hairpulling stage.
• Rats.
• Then Jordan did something which belies every moment of ditziness she's ever displayed. She went for the peacemaker role.
• First she talked to Rachel, who teared up but didn't get upset with Jordan for being honest with her.
• Albeit a bit sugarcoated, Jordan went over Rachel's poor social game and tried to convince her to not give those little jabs, not gloat over wins, not feel she needs to win everything, not rub the Brendon and her coupling so much ...
• Actually Brendon has been trying to give Rachel the same advice, but he's so condescending when he does it that it makes her more upset.
• Coming from Jordan, it was more like a concerned friend trying to help her.
• But Rachel cried anyway and talked about the mean girls last season and how Cassi reminds her of them, how people hate her, etc.
  
• Then Jordan talked to Cassi. Cassi was less receptive than Rachel about the talk.
• But neither took offense to Jordan because she did her part so diplomatically.
• Yay, Jordan!
  
• Poor Jordan that she was in the middle of things, though.
• Rachel cried, then cried some more.
• Jordan tried to comfort her.
• Daniele rolled her eyes.
• Heh, gotta like that Daniele, too!
• Jeff still thinks Cassi has to go this week.
• Jordan doesn't want to put Kalia and Lawon up because she definitely trusts Kalia and Lawon can be worked with.
• Jordan said, down the line, Daniele would scare her in the Final Four.
• Yep, she should scare anyone - she plays a good social game and is good at comps, too!
• Both Jeff and Jordan said they'd love it if Evel Dick was in there to stir up stuff now.
• So would I!
• Cassi admitted to Dominic that she models full time and has done many major magazines.
• No, I'm not talking Playboy and Hustler! Minds out of that gutter please before you get thrown under the bus!
• Cassi said that, stleast if she goes this week, she leaves with her integrity intact.
• Yes, though I'm not on the Save Cassi Bandwagon, she hasn't done anything wrong in the house.
• I also give her kudos for the friction with Rachel. At least it made the feeds worthwhile last night!
• Mind you, Cassi isn't even on the block yet. The Veto meeting is later today, but it's just about a done deal now.
  

I want that refrigerator!

Jordan, Girl Peacemaker

And Rachel cried

And Rachel cried some more

Cassi will not kowtow to Rachel!

Making jellybean toothpick figures.