Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Quickie Wednesday Evening 9/07

The feeds returned at midnight (ET). Gee, now they have real playing cards to make things more boring than their tea bag cards! Here's the skinny from inside that Big Brother House of Cards:

• Adam got a stuffed clown in his HoH stuff.
• Porsche joked about cutting off it's foot (shoe) to send with Jordan to give to Jeff.
• Jordan was packing, then called to the Diary Room and is now ironing a dress.
• Rachel said she had to pack but didn't feel like it.
• Rachel, Adam and Porsche are playing cards in the HoH room.
• BB gives them expired goods in the HoH baskets.
• Very little game talk ... because they're playing cards!
• They did have a comp today, must have been the veto comp.
• Alas, looks like Rachel and Jordan are on the block.
• At one point, Adam and Porsche high-fived about being in the house all summer.
• Rachel said, "Nothing like rubbing it in my face."
• She didn't say it really mean or anything.
• Adam said she may or may not be there for the summer.
• Porsche won the veto.
• I'm not sure who originally was on the block -- Adam probably put Porsche and Jordan as he said he would before the feeds cut.
• Doesn't matter, Porsche has all the power. It will be up to her whether Rachel or Jordan is out tomorrow.
• It sounds like she's leaning towards voting Jordan out.
  

Big Brother 13 Sept. 7 Not So Live Eviction Show Blog Party

The show is about to start here on the East Coast. As it airs, I'll update this entry with major events. But the real fun is in the comments and I hope you all join in!

Keep in mind, although the show is being presented as "live," it was taped yesterday. Let's see if the spoilers have been right!

Veto comp -- a giant shark and pies, Otev the Sweet-Toothed Shark. Yep, it's the yearly Otev. They bring pies to him according to his clues. Jordan out first. Rachel is out. Kalia out. Between Adam and Porsche. Adam wins! Kalia needs to stop the tears.

Jury house time! Jeff lit into Shelly. Surprise!

Adam does not use the veto.

Eviction time. Porsche, nice speech, nice words to all. Kalia, Adam play like an All Star, not a fan, Jordan, kept my word to you.

Votes to evict --
Jordan -- Porsche
Adam -- Kalia

Rachel is the tiebreaker -- votes out Kalia.

HoH time -- the fortune teller speaks! Adam wins the T/F statements with Jordan on his tail. Porsche was a poor showing in third. (I could have done better after listening to the fortune teller on the live feeds.)

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Update Tuesday 9/06

Since I last reported, not a heck of a lot went on on the feeds themselves:

• Crystal (the fortune teller) repeated all of the premonitions she already told them, thus keeping them up until around 6 AM their time.
• At around 9 AM their time, BB gave them champagne and crafts ... to put on a rather "fake" show for the Showtime audience tonight.
• It should be an obvious ploy unless they really edit things!
• The feeds have been blocked since this afternoon and should remain blocked through to at the earliest, tomorrow's fake live eviction show.
• However, since it is taped in front of an audience, you know information is going to get out!
• According to quite reliable sources, tonight's eviction had Kalia getting the boot 2-1.
• Jordan voted to keep her, Adam voted her out and Rachel was the tiebreaker.
• Adam won HoH ... not surprising with his intense scary bizarre fixation on the premonitions last night.
• Of course, I didn't SEE this happen, but the sources are reliable.
  
• I'll be taking a rest and won't be posting until tomorrow's blog party post for the not live live eviction!
• See you then ...
  

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds Quick Monday Evening Update

Her name is Crystal

The fortune teller has come to life, this time talking. First she said hello to Porsche by name. Porsche screamed and called in Rachel. They both screamed and got everyone else in there.

The fortune teller told them first that one of them will be the winner of Big Brother. (Well, duh.)

Then she said she had premonitions and they would have to hear all of them to win HoH. She would laugh and they need to come running.

The first clue was about Shelly becoming rich with her 2018 book about how she has the perfect tan and you can too. It will make #3 on the all-time bestseller list.

Okay, she's laughing again ... in 2017, tired of the Miami heat, Porsche will move to Anchorage, Alaska and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.

This is probably going to go on for most of the night and I have to get some sleep as I have to go to the doctor, then physical therapy in the morning. But I'll hang in for a while.

She laughed again.

In 2014, Jeff will disappear from society. He will last be seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering two words, "Clown shoe!" Be gone!

Laughing again ...

October 15 3:42 PM, Daniele will reconcile with her father Dick. On October 15, 3:49 PM they will go back to not speaking.

Laughing again ...

In 2014 in a sleep study after sleeping for 19 days straight and making national headlines, Kalia will get her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.

Laughing again ...

In 2016 Lawon will take NY Fashion Week by storm when he launches his Handsomefied line of hats, ties and jackets.

Laughing again ...

After taking 9 years to earn his PhD, Brendon will shock scholars and physicians alike by finding the cure for an ailment that's been bugging him his whole life after discovering the cure for athlete's foot.

Laughing again ...

In 2020 Adam will file bankruptcy after investing his life savings in a line of bacon-scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.

Laughing again ...

In 2018 Rachel will give birth to a 9 lb 6 oz bouncing baby boy named Buki, Jr. after his proud father.

Laughing again ...

In 2012 Cassi will land a role alongside international mega-superstar David Hasselhoff in a remake of a countrified version of Baywatch, Riverwatch.

Laughing again ...

In 2015 Evel Dick will start a new tradition by bringing Christmas gifts to heavily tattooed orphans changing his name to ... old St. Dick?

Laughing again ...

In 2013 Dominic will grace the cover of Seventeen Magazine with total DOMination, he'll dethrone pop sensation Justin Bieber as America's favorite heart throb.

Laughing again ...

In 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called Love Rejection but it will be short-lived after it's revealed that he tried to date all 29 contestants.

She almost went into the next premonition but then the tape stopped and she told them to leave the parlor room. If I'm not mistaken, I think Jordan is the only one left now.

Laughing again ...

In 2011 after the runaway success of the Humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of Humilitard-inspired items including the Humilicar, Humilifier, and the Humilibake oven.

Okay, she went through all the hamsters. I hope it's over. On another note, Rachel just asked Jordan if she would reconsider her vote to keep Kalia. Jordan says it doesn't matter, she can change since she's sure Kalia will go whether she votes for her or not.

I'll be signing off for a while soon unless I hear the fortune teller laugh in next few minutes. Some of my Crystal quotes might not be perfect, but commenter FA has been transcribing them, along with the PT times and Crystal's good-byes for each one in comments. (Thanks, FA!)

MORNING UPDATE: No sleep for the hamsters as the fortune teller kept at it all night, repeating the fortunes already told. Rachel did sleep -- she can't compete in HoH and is strong on the fortunes from the first round. Adam seems the strongest with Jordan confused at times. Porsche and Kalia have a few things outright wrong.

Big Brother 13 Live Feeds PoV Update 9/05

As expected, Adam did NOT use the PoV -- Kalia and Porsche remain on the block.

Jordan thinks that Kalia has actually played the game and taken chances, unlike Porsche. However, both Rachel and Jordan are sure that Adam will vote out Kalia. So they remain discussing which will go. But I'm going to bet it will be Kalia.