Talking, talking ...
Kevin works his matchmaking mojo guessing Jeff's type of gal.
Okay, it's official. I would like Natalie's head to blow up the next time she calls someone, especially a woman, "dude." I've had it! If someone called me "dude," I'd probably go into my Robert DiNiro Taxi Driver character mode ... "Are you talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME?" Bam!
I live in a very urban mean streets kind of area (well, not so much right in my neighborhood) and I don't hear the women her age call other woman "dude." I saw a guy address an NYPD cop as "dude" once. I thought the cop was going to go all Taxi Driver, but he just lectured him.
Here's what's been happening in that Big Brother House of Underlying Psychosis:
- Jordan didn't realize the "90210" part of Bevery Hills 90210 was the zip code.
- Jordan and Jeff are seriously considering backdooring Russell.
- Jeff said he'd take Kevin off the block and put up Russell. He didn't tell Kevin, of course.
- Jeff, Jordan, Kevin, and Natalie trashtalked about Jessie.
- Kevin said that Jessie was the hated fool last season and should have expected it this season.
- Russell and Michele are both bothered that Kevin and Natalie are spending so much time with Jeff and Jordan.
- Jeff brought up Russell's vote to keep Jessie. Russell once again said he promised him.
- Russell told Jeff that he keeps his word.
- Jeff told Jordan he's a bit worried about trusting Kevin and Natalie because he really hasn't talked to them much since the start. He thinks they'll owe him big time if he saves them and backdoors Russell.
- Kevin and Natalie are already talking about knocking Jeff out next week if one of them get HOH.
- But Jeff doesn't know this.
- Of course, Russell and Michele are talking about taking Jeff out, too.
- The only one not talking about taking Jeff out is Jordan.
- Bless her heart.
- Jordan feels uncomfortable around Russell. She thinks he used them to get Chima out of the house.
- Jeff made a deal with the devil ... er, Natalie. Oh, and Kevin.
- Yep, the final four deal is that he saves them this week by backdooring Russell. Natalie promised not to put him on the block.
- Kevin said (if he won HOH), he'd put up Natalie and Michele and they'd vote Michele out.
- Jeff is doing this thinking they'll honor the deal as he would have saved them twice now.
- I don't think honor is a part of the BB backstabbing greed.
- Then, after all that, Jeff told Jordan he's not 100% sure he'll use the veto.
- Waffles, anyone?
- Ohh ... Natalie and Kevin discussed game strategy in Spanish and got busted for a rules violation.
- Heh.
- BB apparently went as far as to tell them they could be expelled from the house for the violation. Oh, big time crime! They're both mad and Kevin is blaming Natalie.
- Natalie wants to find it in the rule book.
- Kevin said just not to do it again.
- Kevin told Natalie she should work on being more positive around Jeff. He pointed out that he's stopped doing things he know annoy Jeff like complaining about things in the house, etc.
- Then Natalie and Kevin once again schemed to get rid of Jeff next week.
- In English, mind you.
- Lots of small talk and laundry doing ... apparently the PoV comp really did a job on their clothes.
- Jordan was surprised when Russell referred to her and Jeff as the showmance of the season. She thinks they're good friends who hang out a lot together.
- Kevin still seems to think Natalie's older than she says she is. He's right, of course. The only people who knew her real age are gone (Chima and Jessie).
- Russell and Michele talked some more. Russell claims he likes Jeff and Jordan but feels they're (Russell and Michele) getting played.
- Russell and Michele think Jeff wanted Kevin to win the PoV so he would have "no blood on his hands."
- Jordan thinks Natalie sounds sincere.
- I think Natalie is only sincere when she's sleeping.
- Russell told Michele he'll unleash holy hell if he gets backdoored.
- Oh, my. Russell is so ... so ... Chima-esque!
- Jeff told Jordan that he thinks Russell would keep him (Jeff) next week, but not Jordan. He thinks Jordan is more safe with keeping Natalie and Kevin.
- Yikes!
- To be honest, I think at this point, any scenario is dangerous for Jeff and Jordan. I think Russell may actually have Jeff's back to a point due to giving his word. But all bets are off with the others -- Michele, Kevin, and Natalie.
- Jeff and Jordan are going to have to keep having the power as they're the main targets in the game now.
- No one wants to be with Jordan in the final two (except Jeff). Her niceness paints the bullseye smack dab on her back. Since Jeff has started winning, it's all that much more important to get him out.
Russell worries. As he should.
Michele takes off her slippers and puts on her socks to go to bed with Russell. I don't think her husband has any worries.