Blog reader sflewie over on AOL came up with the spawn of Dr. Evil (Will) and Janelle - twins named Janille and Willan. Love them eyebrows on Janille! Or, is that Willan? Thanks, sflewie! Good job!
I know I've been lackadaisical about posting the overnight events and have just been hanging out in the comments on this, my day off from work. But, I'll get my act together and get my notes posted now...
Here are the events of the overnight hours into Wednesday from that Big Brother House of Undercover Lovers and Shomances Shenanigans:
- Danielle hid while smoking... again. Hey, your secret smoking habit is out, girl. Give it up!
- Will told Janelle that Mike and Erika were going to "hook up" tonight. Eww, I say.
- Will and Janelle took off from the dinner to the HOH and locked themselves in. She tried for more kisses than he was willing to give, but it seems like watching kids fooling around watching them. They are sure not to be seen doing the deed. It's not like the Mike/Erika thing at all. With Mike, his goal is sex, Will and Janelle just seem to be joking around and having fairly innocent fun.
- Danielle told Erika she forgives her. Erika was appropriately apologetic to her and it seems Danielle can see that she's upset, too. Kissy, kissy. (Well, not literally kisses!)
- Danielle told Erika she will go out fine and not to worry about her. She knows it's a game.
- Mike tried to tell Janelle that she wouldn't like Will outside of the house - he's a very different person and very quiet. [Editor's note: From what Janelle has said about her own personal life, she's the type of person who prefers to stay home and watch rented movies on a Saturday night than go out. Hmmm... they could be a lot alike!]
- Mike indicated to both Janelle and Will that he'll be kicking his shomance away soon. "Talk to me next Thursday about it!" (Accompanied by kicking motions.)
- Mike was really crude about his bed plans with Erika for later. Dang it, Erika. Your choice in men is um... tacky, to say the least.
- Danielle told Erika that she has to get Will out of the house because everyone will vote for him in the end.
- Lots of sex-related goings-on with Boogie and Erika in the twin bed. But, I'll go with what Mike says - "What happens under the covers stays under the covers" - and I refuse to write porn, soft or hardcore. Use your imagination, folks. Stupid, stupid Erika.
- Erika and Mike then got in the HOH bed with Will and Janelle. Will didn't want to go, but they (Will and Janelle) eventually gave it up and headed out to the yard.
- Will told Janelle that she can't let George win HOH. He knows that George would probably put Chill Town on the block and he's the only one in the house that would do that.
- As I post this, a few are starting to stir and are up for the morning doing personal hygiene stuff and the like.
70 comments:
Hi Jackie! I agree with you about Janelle and Will (the kissy face thing) In fact, it often looks like Janelle is trying to get close to him because it flusters him. And he likes her attention, too. He says often he hasn't met a girl like her before. It kind of reminds me of the kids in the backseat of a car on a family vacation. Don't kick Billy any more Janie. Okay, kick, kick, kick. They are fun to watch. I think he will be lucky if, after the show, she admits him to her ring of friends. Mary
"As I post this, a few are starting to stir and are up for the morning doing personal hygiene stuff and the like."
You just can't scrub Sleazel slime off once it's on! EWWW...they're just being nasty now!
H♥lly
ohHolly I love that Sleazel slime!! Its so tacky tacky tacky Erika is being a pitiful little needy girl. I so liked her on her season too.
shame shame...how much therapy do they provide these people after the show???
Jackie,
What a treat to have a mid-afternoon update! Enjoy your day off.
SSW
Hahahaa--I agree -- Jackie in regards to Danielle's smoking, last night's episode showed Danielle smoking twice - I viewed some of Janelle/Will music tribute video's - they were great - I believe they will become good friends, I for one, would once again watch Amazing race- if the two of them teamed up together.
Erika is a weak lame lair and should never win the money.
Right now I want George or Danny to get the money the other are slime balls.
Erika is so foolish for not putting Will up. She doesn't think! Putting Will up was her best choice. She knows that Mike was noncommital about where his loyalty was. If she had put Will up she would have cemented Mike's and Danielle's loyalty to her.
Hey John, I answered your questions back in that other post, didn't want you to think I was ignoring you!
H♥lly
WOW Things are getting pseudo-steamy or how to use one another!!!! I sure hope Boogie brought protective devises!!! Concerning Danielle...you know her family has the feeds and/or reads this blog...so her habit or is it 2 habits is OUT!!!!! I am pre-empted for Steeler game and no late re-play so hope can watch on CBS.com when it is released. Can I say how angry that is making me????
Jackie, I am so glad I somehow found this site and trust me I will be here for all you do from here on out!!! You are a MAJOR giver and I am sure all appreciate all your effort. Keep up the marvelous work!!!!
delee
Hey DJ,
That was my "I'm too Sexy" query. All I can say is, if the shoe fits.....
SSW
Great morph job by sflewie.
Can you imagine the problems these twins could stir up if they had the mind control powers of Will and the gaming abilities of Janelle? Quick mothers - lock up your sons!
Lyss, saying that Erika has been "played like a violin" is too refined for her. More like she's been played like a "old banjo with a few strings missing from too much wear already." But at least she does have a possibility of a TV career - if they decide to bring back Hee Haw and need some new Hee Haw Honey's!
Hi Jackie
Loved reading about what I missed last nite.
Janie is definitely playing Will. She throwing him off his game.
Mike does, indeed, have a black heart.
Erica is just a fool. She deserves to be played by Boogie. DID THEY REALLY HAVE SEX?
Danielle will have the last lalugh on Erica when Erica follows behind her to the SH.
Please let Georgie get rid of Will. That will be the ultimately revenge.
Other that that I have nothing else to say.
ENJOY YOUR DAY OFF.
Rosalee - It depends on whether you agree with the Bill Clinton definition in the "I did not have sex with that woman" scandal. I'd say "all but the main act."
FOFL! sflewie!!!!! Great job!
Love the twins! Still laughing. :)) Can't wait to see what you come up with next.
Will and Janelle's showmance reminds me of Junior High and is capturing the Internet. Is Erin watching? Erika and Boogie are another whole issue. ICK! Wonder if Erika would have gotten this far if she wasn't attached to Boogie?
Sounds like Danielle is calming down and accepting her fate. Who will be the second evicted Thursday night?
Have a good day all!
Zoetawny~
xoxo
I think that Janey and Will are really starting to like/mutually respect each other, as much as anyone can in this game. In Will's private diary room session. he commented on what a fantastic player she is - he SEEMED sincere, or I wonder if he lies to himself when he is alone?? Would love to see them on Amazing Race together, and aren't they both from Miami?? Things that make you go HMMMMMMM...
Maybe they will add Will to the cast of Nip/Tuck - he would make a great addition...
TJ
Ewww! Why Erika why??
I am so upset that I now have class until 830 on Thursday and will miss at least half of the live show! Hopefully my roommate will send me text messages with updates. I relly want to see who will be 2nd person going home on Thursday and the HGs reaction when they're told its a double eviction week.
I went to bed before Janey and Will got kicked out of HOH. But I'm glad to hear she knows CG would put up CT. That's what NEEDS to happen - and she needs CG to do it for her.
Thursday, Dani will go home. CG needs to win HOH, put up Will and Boogie. Erika will vote out Will, Janey would (probably) vote out Boogie. CG casts the final vote to evict Will. Janey wins HOH and puts up Erika and CG. Best case for her CG goes home. She can beat E and B easily. She could *probably beat CG, but it might be close. He's a good guy and played a clean game. The others may respect that more than Janey's game.
Hopefully, she's keeping up the thing with Will and pointing out what CG would do to keep Will thinking she's in CT.
Sarah
I think it is endearing that Danielle doesn't want her parents to know that she smokes. LOL
I can't seem to think that we have to wait for Thursday's second eviction...Does anyone think that maybe the one who was HOH will be evicted along with the nominee who is gets the votes to be booted out(the devil danielle).....I would love to have a Janey and Will ending. I think that more will vote for Janey. Will has already won this. ALthough He is a master manipulator
Oh air-ICK-ugh, say it isn't so! She really needs to wake up and smell the cafe au lait. I feel sorry for her being used by Boogie. I hope she is playing him just as much as he is playing her. But I kinda doubt it. poor thing. I can't believe they have been fooling around so much with all those cameras. Oy.
I can't seem to think that we have to wait for Thursday's second eviction...Does anyone think that maybe the one who was HOH will be evicted along with the nominee who is gets the votes to be booted out(the devil danielle).....I would love to have a Janey and Will ending. I think that more will vote for Janey. Will has already won this. ALthough He is a master manipulator
I guess you can offically say Erica sucks!
Hey you know how the celeb magazines come up with nicknames for couples like Vaniston (Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston), etc. What would Erika and Mike's be? Will and Janelle's be? Hmmmmm....too tough to come up with something...Mike 'n Hike for Erika taking a hike next week...okay that's lame...but you get the idea...any ideas?
Tsk, Tsk, Anon 2:20 (hee hee hee)
SSW
To all that will miss Thursday show whether by NFL or other...supposedly CBS.com is available to watch missed episodes online for FREE....just have to check and see when they release it for view....last night's is already there for anyone who wants to watch it again!!!! PS FREE!!!!! Plus you can watch past episodes again if you wish!!! I will be hunting for Thurs as not on here ever!!!!
delee
2:23 post
Mike/Erika = EKE
Will/Janelle = NE WILL
lame but...........
delee
Anon 2:31 PM that's true, and the episodes on CBS.com are a bit longer.
H♥lly
Well when your local station does not show it..period...no other option...except Jackie and the CBS thing!!!!! Can I cry crocodile tears NOW.....
delee
Mike and Erika:
Dr. Jerk-all and Mrs. HIV's???
Sorry. Tacky, tacky.
An interesting note: Erika got up twice because she was choking. Could she be have bullemia? Maybe she got up twice to purge?
I don't llike her so I can't give her the benefit of the doubt on anything.
Also, I thought Neil Patrick Harris's mention the name on Boogie's T-shirt was odd. Could it be that he's in the restaurant business with Woogie? I wouldn't put anything past CBS.
And finally, what do you think Erika's mom thinks about her porn movie last night? She must be so proud. Everytime I see that skank stroke and play with her hair...in the black bikini...she's trying to be cute and young with the teddy bear...grow up...you's much too old for the teen queen act.
I'm a great believer in body language.
I've noticed that Will always positions himself near Janelle. He's been smitten with her from the beginning.
Mike stays away from Erica whenever possible. Erica is always the one who goes to him for affection.
Getting tired of the Willboogie show. Hope to see them gone soon. They are not funny. They are smug and cruel to others. With each episode I become less and less interested in BB7. Unfortunately, I've invested so much time in the show I feel compelled to watch to the end.
Go CG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a chickenman fan
ERIKKA SHOWED HER TRUE SKANKNESS WHEN SHE HAB MIKEY LICK WHIPPED CREAM OFF HER.
Chicken Fan -- I just have to disagree with the comment that Will is cruel. I have sen nothing of that. He is always pleasant to everyone else while playing his game. Can you give some exmples of him being cruel?
Boogie is truly disgusting ang must go quickly -- like tomorrow night.
to anon @ 3:15
When someone lies to you - that's cruel.
when someone makes fun of you behind your back - that's cruel
should i go on
a chickenman fan
to anon @ 3:15
When someone lies to you - that's cruel.
when someone makes fun of you behind your back - that's cruel
should i go on
a chickenman fan
I agree cmanfan, I think the two Sleazels are repulsive and despicable, and their showmates are such weak women to prostitute themselves this way.
I too am routing for the Chicken Man!
H♥lly
Everyone posting seems to think that The HG's will vote off who we think is disgusting. I think they way it will go down is that Erika will be voted off next because she has no more use for anyone. CG doesn't trust her, Janey doesn't trust anyone and CT has riden her (no pun intended) as far as they need to.
After that I expect Janelle will be gone. Then the final two will be Mike and Will. Will knows that everyone is the jury will look back at Mike's past and see that he is a slimeball. Howie hates him, Erika will end up hating him, CG is in awe of Will and James will see that Will played everyone.
I can't hate chilltown because they have been pretty upfront that they are working everyone. They come to someone one week and say we need to get someone out and then the next week the person is shocked when the same thing happens to them. Hell, Will even has that shirt that say I'm probably lying. I'll be glad if Will wins and exposes that everyone else was backstabbing just as much as he did, he was just better at it.
How can people get such anger built up over watching a game to hate the HG's on the show so much? It's one thing to be "rooting" for CG, who I also like but boy, why such hate for the others?
THANKYOU JACKIE SO MUCH. YOU ARE GREAT TO WRITE FOR ALL OF US. COULD IT BE POSSIBLE A "SIMPLE" MAN LIKE CG COULD WIN THE GAME!!!! SURE HOPE SO. HE CAN LEAVE THE BB HOUSE AND BE PROUD. HIS FAMILY CAN BE PROUD OF HIM. CALL HIM "SIMPLE" PATRICK AS I KNEW YOU IN ALBUQUERQUE WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE BOY. "SIMPLE" IS IN . GO GEORGE.
anon 3:34 these are not actors, these are real people treating other real people this way. This, and other reality shows, illustrate and expose the true character of their contestants.
H♥lly
Will IS cruel
and Mike is even more cruel
to listen to him
and do
his dirrty work
if i have learned
anything from
watching this show
it is how NOT
treat other
game or no game
it IS cruel behavior
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE JANELLE OR CG WIN HOH AND PUT UP WILL AND MIKE AND THEN HAVE MIKE VOTED OFF..OR BETTER YET TO BE JUST HAVE MIKE KICKED OUT FOR BEING SUCH A SLIME BALL!
CG give the impression of someone who is truly having fun in the BB house. He probably started working at a young age and has has a life filled with family responsibilities and not a lot of $$$. He comes across as a loving family man. While I would love to see Janelle win, I don't think her losing to CG would be a bad option either.
I think that the best scenario for the second eviction on Thursday would be an individual comp. Maybe they combine it with HOH. Have everyone one answer questions or do some crazy activity to compile points. The one with the most gets HOH and the one with the least gets evicted. Either way something needs to shake up the power balance in the house.
I totally think Erica screwed herself (no pun intended) when she put Dani on the block instead of Will or Boogie.
And as for Janelle, I hope that she ultimatly has plans to turn on Chill Town. To this point its obviously been good to have that alliance, but something needs to be done before everyone is gone and Woogie wins.
Holly,
I don't think Jani prostituted herself. She's just teasing Will.
but, Erika is a Ho.
Here's my thought..Danielle goes home then Janelle wins HOH. She puts up Will and Mike, whoever wins POV takes Will off the block and Geaorge goes up. Mike is voted off. Will wins HOH for coming week. He puts up Erika and George. Erika goes, leaving Will George and Janelle for final three.
anon 3:53 used in a verb sort of way, perhaps not the best usage for Janelle.
H♥lly
i have been reading this blog since the beginning of bb7 and i just want to say thanks you are great! IMHO i think will and boogie are hilarious and are the masters of the social part of the game.Janelle is the master of comps! I may get flack for this but I would love to see Will win, he totally makes the show!!!!
Watching the feeds last night, I realized I don't like Jani, Will, Erika or Boogie. They all looked pretty stupid in their "passion" last night. They are so bad and rotten, the lot of them. Who would sink so low as to look so slutish on TV like this. It's a game, but have some DIGNITY. Guess after this Will and Boogie will be posing for the girls magazines and we'll see Jani (with her new boob job) and Erika in a girlie magazine. UGH. These people are sick and love to show it on TV.
Is it just me or does the "twin" on the right look like Allison???
I dont know if this is a bad thing or not but i keep asking myself why do i root for will..but then i think to myself is because I love Janie so much and they look cute and i actually think that will MIGHT take janie to the end..and thats what is making Boogie so weird! <3 WaNelle <3 <~~My will&janelle combo!
~Sarah~
Sabinasaid: IMHO i think will and boogie are hilarious and are the masters of the social part of the game
Saina -- I think Will is hilarious and not at all cruel (this is a game where lying IS pretty much the idea)
Now if Boogie could only Master his Domain... (lease - we're begging you Mikey)
Thank you so much for your updates-Down here in New Orleans all we get coverage on is KATRINA so we didn't even get to see the Tuesday show - so thanks to your "play by play" I don't feel like I am missing anything -Oh! and as far as the Will/Janelle thing - I guess Will is going to be single after the show - I know I wouldn't go for it - game or no game
Thanks so much for the blog Jackie! You do a great job.
I really want Janelle to win, but I'm afraid she has really fallen for Will. I do think they are cute together - but he will hurt her in the end. I hope she is smart enough to know that. Although it would be great if he really did like her and they did Amazing Race together or something like that. Who wouldn't watch just to see them. Of course I am a superfan.
Well - hope Janie wins HOH and sends Boogie packing!
I think Janelle & Will are so cute together. I definately agree with what someone posted earlier about body language...they're in to eachother. If I were Erin, I wouldn't want to be with him, even if he did say it was all an act. How could it be?
JanFan
I am very surprised at how many people are so offended by Woogie... This is who they have been since their season on the show.... They play the game well and are hysterical to watch!!! I am personally a Janie fan but would love to see her and Will in the final 2. They are the ONLY 2 in the game that deserve to be there. I would suggest that all of you that are so appauled by the lying to remember that this is a game and THIS game is based on lying... as Dani would say... it is what it is. I am sure that in their everyday lives they would never behave this way. IT'S JUST A GAME PEOPLE!
Erica on the other hand is a poor excuse for a woman.... if I didn't already like her enough last night has offically sent me over the edge.. How can you behave KNOWING there are people all over the country watching you live on the internet?????????
OMG PLEASE LET HER LEAVE THIS WEEK!!!!!
I really hope that if one of CT goes, it is Mike. However, it would be interesting to see how Mike would function without his puppet master (Will) around to tell him what to do.
Erika looks like death warmed over. She flaunts her body around like she is all that, but that face...eek! She so should not be in public without make-up on. Oh my eyes!
I am beginning to think Will is a plant from BB. He has never made a decision which directly affects the outcome of the game.
Thursday will be interesting.
Here's what I think will happen according to who gets HoH:
• Janelle would nominate Erika and CG. Somebody other than Erika wins PoV, Erika goes home.
• Boogie would nominate Janelle and CG. Janelle wins PoV, Erika goes up, Erika goes home.
• CG would nominate Erika and Janelle. Janelle wins PoV, Will goes up, Erika goes home.
• Will's too smart not to throw it.
• Erika's ineligible for HoH.
Janelle may CLAIM she wants to get CT out, but she thinks they've got her back, so she wouldn't go after them. Chicken George? His nominations don't make sense, so even though he sees how big a threat CT is, he'll have some off-the-wall reason for nominating the girls (he's probably under the impression that CT has his back as well).
So Erika goes home. I don't really care what happens after Danielle's gone, but I do want to be proven right about how much influence the boys are wielding and how stupid the girls are.
-- Hans
anon 5:03:
I agree. Mike and Will are hilarious together. I love seeing their DR sessions with their fake phone calls!
Mike is cruel. Yes, I agree...
The only one Will has hinted at knocking is Mike. Does he lie? Yes... Does he have a shirt on that says he is lieing? Yes!
Should everyone in the game know he's lieing from S2? Yes...
This is a game based on lieing... Will is the best. They all know it and if he makes it to the final two, they will vote for him.
Danielle is out, that is a given... Who wins the HoH will basically dictate who goes home...
Will, Canada
PS, Jackie, your blog rocks! Thanks for all the time you have put into it.
Great morph!
For the two supposed "couples" how about "Winnelle, and Boogika?" Can't wait for Thursday, Jackie! Hope you had a great day off-- Robin in Manchester
"Why should Erika have to apologize? she came out and told Danielle she was putting her up on the block. Both have been scheming and Erika feels genuinely bad about putting her up. After Danielle's tyrade, she DESERVED to go up on the block. I don't think anyone should have to apologize except Danielle for her behavior."
Good, I'm glad you feel that way, because using this logic, Howie should also appologize to Boogie (not that I like Boogie...).
I love Will & Janelle
but UGLY GRAPHIC!
anyone in pittsburgh can get the show on upn, since the steelers are on thursday night
I couldn't agree more kimberly
-JanFan
I hate when people say "they are cruel" when Will and others lie. This is a game BASED on lieing. He is playing a game.
Will has been HONEST about lying and all other players know his strategy as he is infamous in bb land.
I hope Will wins, but I think he will be out on Thursday, sadly!
If CT is up, Will will go before Boogie guaranteed. People see Will as the bigger threat.
Boogie has no chance of winning, IMO.
If Will somehow manages to get to the final 2 (which I truly believe he will only get there by winning the HOH himself because no other player including boogie wants to sit next to him in the end), he will most likely win. People see he deserves it. If he loses, its out of pure spite.
I agree Will "might" be a plant in the house. I have thought that for a while, however, I disagree that he made no choices that altered the course of the game. He made tons of altering choices including being a swing vote in the competitions.
Anon 3:02
Was she choking and getting up when she was "playing with Mike"? There may be another reason she was choking.
I do truly hate to be judgmental, but ya'll, Mike and Erika are just gross now. I wonder what she is going to think and how she is going to feel when she gets done with all of this and she reads everything and watches everything. I know someone mentioned how much therapy they get from BB. I truly think she is going to need it.
I think Will and Janelle are cute together. I am one who thinks that Janelle and Will both know what they are doing and they both know they are playing each other, but also have a little friendship building there. I don't think they will date or anything. I know that Janelle is currently dating someone and Will is definitely wanting everyone to know he still loves Erin. I saw on Mike's HOH diary that he had a shout out to Erin telling her that Will loves her and all of this is just part of the game and to please forgive him or something like that.
I am so thankful that I found your blog Jackie...you do such a great job and I appreciate you so much. I am going to have withdrawals from this when it is over. I guess I am going to have to watch Survivor, which I have never done before, so I can keep tuned to this blog! I hate when people say, "oh I don't watch t.v.". I just don't believe them, or maybe it is just because it makes me feel bad for being a big t.v. watcher. I have two kids and a husband and I always have time for them and help with their homework and do all of my domestic duties, but I have a t.v. in every room of my house except the bathroom!! I am a t.v. addict and proud to say so now!
Vivian
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