The show has started here on the East Coast. This post will be updated as it airs, but the real fun is in the comments section. Everyone is welcome, bring your own snacks and beverages! Later tonight my show review will be posted on TV Squad.
Julie announced the cliques are over and they'll all be out for themselves.
The voting to evict:
Jeff --> Casey (sadly)
Ronnie --> Casey
Natalie --> Bitter Banana Casey
Into commercial
Chima --> Casey
Russell --> Jordan (staying true to his word)
Michele --> Casey
Lydia --> Casey
Kevin --> Casey
Casey is gonzo. Mingle Mixx has left the house.
New America's Vote -- Coup D'Etat - can overthrow the nominees at live eviction. Only good for the next two weeks (can be used once -- HoH winner, for example, wouldn't use it this coming week).
HOH comp is endurance --- sitting on ropes on a carousel being whapped by a huge sort of hard sponge diploma. I will do updates in a new post after the feeds go live.
Julie announced the cliques are over and they'll all be out for themselves.
The voting to evict:
Jeff --> Casey (sadly)
Ronnie --> Casey
Natalie --> Bitter Banana Casey
Into commercial
Chima --> Casey
Russell --> Jordan (staying true to his word)
Michele --> Casey
Lydia --> Casey
Kevin --> Casey
Casey is gonzo. Mingle Mixx has left the house.
New America's Vote -- Coup D'Etat - can overthrow the nominees at live eviction. Only good for the next two weeks (can be used once -- HoH winner, for example, wouldn't use it this coming week).
HOH comp is endurance --- sitting on ropes on a carousel being whapped by a huge sort of hard sponge diploma. I will do updates in a new post after the feeds go live.
177 comments:
*splash*
Thank goodness the clique's are KAPUT!!!
So glad the chen-bot didn't keep us in suspense, as if we were quaking!
Dinner a la fesco-- steak, salad, grilled veggies.. dig in!
The teams are:
Casey banana boy – PDX Granny, Jackie, Patti in kzoo
Chima drama queen – Brent McKee, Delee, DonnaFL
Jeff the hunk – sizzie, dla, Margo
Jordan the ditz – Becky, meb, Lynn1
Where’s Kevin? – Tessa, NanaNW, Laurie
Lydia the Ho – Witt, RBennie, Gaylos
Michele TMI – Sydney, ORKmommy, Susan FL
Natalie the ho wannabe – Caroline, Jennasmom, Plaidchick
Ronnie the Pissant – Sally, Catonine, nina
Russell has roid rage – TerryCA, Zoetawny, Aunt Leigh
Jessie the Tool – Lars Eller, Feral Cat, Petals
Braden – KarenCA, Monty924, DonnaAL
Laura – nomad, SueGee, Sasha
Remember we are here to have Fun so be nice to each other.
Ya no more clique. Go Jeff
Julie stole Chima's lip gloss
Oh, yummy dinner PD. Thanks!
Teflon Ron. Very appropo
"Move your feet, you got a new seat." Wonder how long it took Jesse to think that one up?
Leflon Ron - LMAO
joy n said...
"Move your feet, you got a new seat." Wonder how long it took Jesse to think that one up?
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I'm sure natalie told him
that is spooky. Get outta my poolboy's bed!
Ronnie's is Jessie's Bitch. Best DR of the season. Go Jordan!
Pass the bucket QUICK watch J sleep barf
holy sh-t Lydia is nucking futs
PC -- boy that foods looks wonderful. I think I will eat. This show isn't worth getting upset over. It's not like they will split their winnings.
Loved the Jordan crack that Ronnie was Jesse's bitch.
Also loved Jeff's, Dude, you are in a banana suit.
Margo, the names are hysterical.
That suit does NOT look like a banana - it looks like a deflated dinosaur condom.
Convenient. They didn't show Russell answer Casey. He (Russell)said, "Do what Daddy says" in response.
Hi Petals, did you save me a seat? I couldn't find a suit so I'm just using the cheetah skin skivvies, hope no one minds.
Wow! I never noticed just how batty Lydia is. I was thinking that Jordan was this year's Natalie, but I think it is Lydia... I had a girlfriend once who used to watch me sleep - freaked me out!!!
I forgot to add that Jeff's comment that only a coward would put someone up for eviction while wearing sunglasses.
Petals said...
That suit does NOT look like a banana - it looks like a deflated dinosaur condom.
Funny!!! That's exactly what I thought when I saw it. WTF? Did CBS fire their wardrobe department? I think Lydia could have done better with a Hefty bag.
~~~~ sliding over, making room for Joe ~~~
*kiss* Hey Luv!
Coming up: Friends of The (TV) Show Must Go On weigh in on Petals and JoeinNY budding blomance.
::::insert oooohhhs and awwwws::::::
Anybody want a Smirnoff ICE Passion Fruitpremium malt beverage? (reading off the bottle).
jordan is officially my favorite player right now.
Passing steaks around.. who wants some mushrooms? Anyone??
I'm applying for The Next Food Network TV Star, ya'll can be my taste testers
I promise to never sneak in to watch you sleep, Joe.
(but seriously - can anyone say cuh-REEPY!?!?)
Sure, Petals... slide one over here. Delee, sorry that I neglected to pass my bucket over. See previous post for my Pool Party promise.
Jordan is NOT my daughter.
We all know that Kevin talks to Lydia and she blabs to Jesse everything he said. I doubt Casey will stay. Everytime someone of the gg's talk good sense, Nobody really listens.
*sliding Smirnoff over to Monty*
wow - Jeff's mom looks young...good genes.
WAAYY too much time spent on this showmance. Not THAT noteworthy.
Jeff and Jordan. Wouldn't that be sweet?
Hi Petals, great float!!!
I meant Jeff/Jordan. Not ours, Joe *wink*
Just shows how boring this group has been up to now...showing that much of nada between J AND J
Poor Jessie - not one but TWO psycho stalkers fighting over him. blech.
Petals said...
WAAYY too much time spent on this showmance. Not THAT noteworthy.
7/30/2009 8:20 PM
I agree, it is one of the most childish showmances we've ever had. It's kind of sweet, but not very romantic in an adult sense (IMHO)
I agree, Delee...
Petals said...
I meant Jeff/Jordan. Not ours, Joe *wink*
I figured that out, but I had to read it twice...through tears.
You just knew that they would slo-mo that one.
OOOOOOO, there's the clue. Safety net stripped away. I should have come sooner. Argh
Now that would of been good tv, cat fight on live tv, chickens
Petals said...
Poor Jessie - not one but TWO psycho stalkers fighting over him. blech.
7/30/2009 8:22 PM
Actually, I kind of like Natalie. I'd take her in the pool. I think she's just the right mix of crafty liar, smart game player and total nutcake...look who won last year...
Lydia is less a sleazy ho now. Since that night-vision bedroom stalking scene, I'm thinking she's just crazy stalker.
PlaidChick said...
Now that would of been good tv, cat fight on live tv, chickens
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Yeah, neither Nat or Lydia would rise to the bait. DARN!
This is where Julie is a horrible interviewer.
Anderson cooper would have totally gotten Lydia/Natalie to spill the beans.
Joe you can have her... blech
Joe - you didn't like Dan? He wasn't a nutbag... Natalie seems sexually ambiguous, too. Which is off-putting to "real women".
DUDE do you know what platonic means???!!!
Last time I checked platonic doesn't mean screwing!!!
What an idiot! It's not true that they're fighting over him?
We all know exactly what Lydia has to offer him.
Oh come on Jessie, just say it. One offers sex and the other offers a rather strange smell in the house. ------------------->
LOL Monty
Awesome Jessie - take that FIFTH to the bank! A choice 'tween Lydia & Natalie is like the choice between cabbage or cocktail wienies.
OHHHHHH CASEY!!! YEAH BANANA MAN!!!
Dorkapottamus???? Great one!
BUH BYE Casey.
GO, CASEY!
I like Casey--at least to see him stay as a player; but if I was in the house--I'd vote him out.
Damn I wish he was staying
Standing on my beach chair cheering for Casey. YAY!!!!!!!!!! Best eviction speech in BB history, hands down.
Delee, give me my bucket back. Ronnie = BARF!
That exit speech by Casey borders on poor sportsmanship. They didn't stab him in the back, they just outplayed him.
I want to kick Ronnie in the nut-sack
Yeah, we'll see how you like it when it's your turn Nessie, because it's coming....
Catch Monty oops it slipped!!!
Good speech by Casey, but it will amount to nothing...
Both of Jesse's relationships are strictly platonic. I can in all honesty that I do NOT consider a HJ being a platonic.
Good speech Casey! They can't say they weren't warned when they go up.
Ronnie had such a smug look on his face and (coward that he is) only replied in the safety of the DR.
Goodbye, Casey. For a banana, you have some b*lls.
Personally, I think Natalie's "I'm only 18", sexually ambiguous, marginal hygiene is all part of her game play. I could be wrong, but I think she is playing the game ALL the time. In a sense, she and Lydia are better positioned than Jessie with regards to the rest of the house. If Russell or Jeff made a move against Jesse, it could work.
i'm with you plaidchick!!
karen
Everyone of the gg's is so afraid that Jesse or Ronnie will put them up that they just follow like little puppydogs. FRUSTRATING!!! All they're really doing is putting themselves one foot closer to that door. No guts, no glory.
Joe: he and Jessie had a week one alliance, and he told him it was null and void. Unsportsman first on Jessie's part.
Ronnie is a liar, and is playing the game as such, but everyone should of gotten rid of him when they had the chance.
great speech from Casey....
dorkopotamus. It could be a weird dinosaur
Becky said...
Both of Jesse's relationships are strictly platonic. I can in all honesty that I do NOT consider a HJ being a platonic.
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Great question by Julie. She knows there is more to it than that. And more includes more than a HJ. ;)
Joe, I won't bash on your opinion of Natalie, but GAG ME! hehe.. I think you may be giving her too much credit.
Russell just made a HUGE strategic blunder.
Go Russell. A vote for Jordan!
Had to change my avatars...this is how I feel...need boots to get thru all the pig dung...
Monty - if it' smore than a HJ, then the real BLOWMANCE is between Lydia & Jessie's tool - LOL.
Lydia - beg the producers for your meds.
Lydia needs some of Chima's drugs...
Lydia = Not as funny as she thinks she is. Blech
Delee - adorable!!!!
STFU Natalie
ugly exit. I am really turned-on by how Jessie stood there, protectively - in front of his crew.
Sorry, Lydia, you are such a goober.
I wish Casey would deck Pee Wee on the way out the door.
Good, he had a few more words for Jesse. Of course little pit bull Nesse had to jump in there.
Becky, (J&L) they went the whole fifty yards at least once. Not platonic, just a freebie.
Sore loser.
Best exit in BB history too! Woohoo, Casey aka Banana Man. Love him.
here it comes!!!!!!
Remember how the hg's would get all dolled up for elim night? They all look like thugs...
That wasn't being a sore loser, he needed to say what he said
ROCK ON FOR POWER!!! VOTE FOR JEFF!!!!!
Vote Jordon
Ohhh sweet Jesus that is a rawking Coup D'etat!!!!!!
i'm voting for jeff
Go Kevin for the coup d'etat
Natalie says, pick me to America. THINK AGAIN Nasty Nat.
That is the best twist in forever!!!!!!
Petals said... ugly exit. I am really turned-on by how Jessie stood there, protectively - in front of his crew.
Come on, Petals. He was strutting up front because the "big" man backdoored someone he wanted out.
Oh, I like the twist! Please, please, please vote for Jeff all of those that don't like the TH. Jeff will put up Ronnie and Jesse. #2, guys. Please, please, please.
JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff or Jordan need this, we've all been bitching about the TH, and Lydia and Kevin are following in their shoes
Voting for Jeff, of course!
Yeah you are right Jeff, he has more sense then Jordon...
Jeff!!!! I'll vote my fingers off. Just like AI, lol!
I can't vote in the Coup d'etat, but I'd suggest Kevin, Michelle, or Jeff. Don't give it to Jessie and his pals/bedwarmers.
I'm fine with Jeff getting it as well.
Dee Lee, vote for Jeff. He will stand up for the GG. Boy, would that ever be a twist. If Jeff got HOH AND the AC.
GO, JEFF, GO!!!
Jordan can't talk about it, and would need Jeff's guidance me thinks, that's why I'm going with Jeff
PlaidChick said...
Joe: he and Jessie had a week one alliance, and he told him it was null and void. Unsportsman first on Jessie's part.
PlaidChick,
I know, but so what? He makes a deal with Jessie (like 75% of the house) and then Jessie ousts him along with his entire posse (which is THE GAME) and he has the nerve to stand up and call out the rest of the house for following Jessie? Casey followed Jessie...and lost.
What Casey said is largely true, but it is also poor sportsmanship, including the berating of Jessie at the door. For the first time EVER I actually respect Muscles for his silence. I actually think Jessie proved to be the bigger man (and those words actually gag me to say! LOL)
Brent, you can vote on line.
This HOH looks like it is going to take awhile.
Awww BB wouldn't let Nessie wear her trashbags
The coup d'etat is just delicious. Take that JESSIE/RONNIE/NATALIE. I love it.
this is dork repeat of S9. Dork seams to be the theme. The gifts will be interesting though.
The pics are all mixed up on the CBS site.
The house decorations, the competitions - it all looks so cheap, it looks like Let's Make a Deal.
Get the puke bukets!!!
Now that is one giant cockblock!!
That looks painful!
This one won't last long, LOL.
Man, they are hitting that diploma pretty hard. That might be the cruelest HOH comp they've ever dreamed up.
hope that diploma knocks Jesse on his butt quickly.
Awww.. Loved what you wrote, Joe. I know you didn't do it for ME, but it was cool. And true. Jessie stayed calm, but Nastalie went ghetto.
Any one else who is voting online notice the names are off on Lydia/Jordon and more? Do not vote by picture...
Tessa said...
That is the best twist in forever!!!!!!
7/30/2009 8:47 PM
WEll, at least since the last coup d'etat they had
Also Jesse's picture is there 3 times
Did Natalie tell Casey in the exit video that she has a college degree? Any way to verify that?
It is all messed up on cbs website. Names do not match pictures. Scared to vote for the wrong person.
Plaid - cockblock? nutsack? You are cracking me up, sista!
joy n said...
hope that diploma knocks Jesse on his butt quickly.
7/30/2009 8:53 PM
Jesse's not playing, Joy. He's outgoing HOH
I am on west coast...can someone explain what the coup de'etat is?
barbara
OMG LMAO. Nasty is cold, too funny! Lovin it, lovin it, LOL.
BTW, I wouldn't get too excited about the coup d'etat just yet. Jessie's likely to win it. You forget how America likes to vote: remember how America loved Evil Dick.
And without her trash bag suit. Gotta love BB. ---------->
She doesn't right now. Awwhahahaha
Petals said...
Awww.. Loved what you wrote, Joe. I know you didn't do it for ME, but it was cool. And true. Jessie stayed calm, but Nastalie went ghetto.
7/30/2009 8:54 PM
Girl's got game!
Anonymous said...
I am on west coast...can someone explain what the coup de'etat is?
barbara
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Check Jackie's main page. :)
Jackie, anyone with feeds, PLEASE keep us informed of who gets knocked off tonightand in what order. PLEASE! A lot of fingers will be crossed.
Evel Dick and Jessie wouldn't have the same fans, not at all.
Once the feeds come up, I'll be posting an entry updating the endurance comp.
Joe in NY said...
BTW, I wouldn't get too excited about the coup d'etat just yet. Jessie's likely to win it. You forget how America likes to vote: remember how America loved Evil Dick.
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America loved Evel Dick, but do they love Jessie? Me thinks not! ;)
C'mon Natalie, win this one for the athletes!!!
If someone who knows me has the link for America's choice, please send it to me or post it. Thanks.
On different web sites & blogs, it seems almost everyone dislikes Jessie intensely.
Go to joker's update and when the feeds come back you can read blow by blow of the comp
monty924 said...
Joe in NY said...
BTW, I wouldn't get too excited about the coup d'etat just yet. Jessie's likely to win it. You forget how America likes to vote: remember how America loved Evil Dick.
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America loved Evel Dick, but do they love Jessie? Me thinks not! ;)
They don't necessarily love the man, they love to screw with the game.
Oops, Joe, then let's hope for a Natalie or Ronnie quickfall.
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/interact/americas_vote/
Jinx Jackie. I owe you a Coke Zero
:)
Joe: I loved ED, he was way better than Jessie. I haven't read one thing good about Jessie online, except for Petals :)
Petals, I have no idea if natalie went to college...
It's all wieners all the time around here!
But America doesn't love Jesse so much.
I wouldn't vote until CBS gets the issue resolved
I would also go so far as to say that since Jessie has become the polarizing figure (like Evel Dick) among fans, it actually helps him win the coup d'etat. It is actually Jessie against the House, but the House vote is split 9 ways. That means he only needs 12% of the people to vote for him to win the vote; not a lot when you get all the pro-Jessie votes PLUS all the "screw with the game" votes.
Joe, screwing with the game would be messing up the terd herds... yes?!
Thank you, Jackie!!!!!
I don't think so, Joe. Last year's vote for Dan to do the dirty work worked in his favor and America loved him. Evel Dick was high on the Americas polls on CBS most of the season. I think America screws with the houseguests, but they do it in the way that it works out for their favorites.
Jessie has been riding high this whole time and I think America is sick of him and his bitch (Ronnie).
I seriously want to know where the pro-Jessie peeps are, besides Petals, not even ex-HGs like him
Feeds are still not back up
How stupid is CBS that they can't even get a simple thing like this right? THREE pictures of Jessie?
All I see to vote on is America's Vote on CBS.com. I don't see anything about Coup d'etat. If that is the case and it is America's vote I would pick Jessie - so it's not all about him and he would have to do what America wants.
the fact that jessies pictures are in ronnie and russells spot is a bit ironic to me. it does seem he has some control over them.. especially ronnie
No, I think it's the person who wins gets to change the nominees; or am I wrong?
I put up a new post for reporting on the endurance. But the feeds aren't up yet.
Margo - use the interactive tab on the CBS website. I'm not voting until they straighten it out.
Margo said...
All I see to vote on is America's Vote on CBS.com. I don't see anything about Coup d'etat. If that is the case and it is America's vote I would pick Jessie - so it's not all about him and he would have to do what America wants.
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I didn't take it that way. Its our vote as to who gets it, but the person can use it how they choose.
Please, do NOT vote for Jessie. :)
I found the link.
VOTE FOR JEFF -- often!
I explained it in the show post -- coup d'etat. It's not like America's Player at all.
Click here: Big Brother America's Vote - CBS.com
Susan said...
No, I think it's the person who wins gets to change the nominees; or am I wrong?
7/30/2009 9:12 PM
No, you're right.
But last time they did it, the power never got used and probably wouldn't this time unless Jeff saved Jordan or something like that. People are prone to not use the power to avoid making waves and enemies. Same reason that people tend not to use the POV to save anyone but themselves.
PC, If you want to vote for Jeff, his name is under his picture.
Monty you're right, we pick who wins, the winner picks who he/she wants to cockblock the HOH
Yes I said it again for Petals!
I had to say goodbye to Nanner-Man
I doubt Jesse has a chance. Fans want to see a shakeup and this would finally do that. This has been a boring season and giving it to Jeff would really shake the house up. Michele can't be trusted nor can Kevin. Jordan is lovable but not all that bright when it comes to the game. I think Jeff has a great shot at this.
Hang in there, Jeff. Literally!
well, I should go do something useful.
Big warm hug and a platonic little kiss for petals.
firm handshakes for the rest of you.
See ya in the pool!
Joe
it's fixed now - only 1 jesse
I voted for Jeff early and often
Joe, the only way your theory works for me is if Jeff/Jordan win the America's vote, and then Jeff/Jordan have the next two HOHs. Doubtful.
If Jeff wins it or Jordan, and neither is HOH in the next two weeks, it will be USED. :)
Just another thing to add to PlaidChicks comments about Jessie fans. Go to CBS and check it out. He has like 800+. Until recently, he had ZERO. Check Jeff, Jordan and Casey. That's my point. America will come down on the side of taking out the TH, be it little baby steps or not. JMO
I agree, Monty; Jeff & Jordan have been pawns too long. I can see them shaking up the house & not being 'scared' of Jessie and his evil-doers!
jackie,
if jeff gets nominated for eviction but wins the america vote can he use it??
or do you think the person with the highest amount of votes not nominated will then get the power.
i am worried that jeff and jordan will be on the block!!!
i am voting for Jeff mostly then jordan! i want ronnie out the door!!!
monty924 said...
Joe, the only way your theory works for me is if Jeff/Jordan win the America's vote, and then Jeff/Jordan have the next two HOHs. Doubtful.
If Jeff wins it or Jordan, and neither is HOH in the next two weeks, it will be USED. :)
It's not my theory, just observation from history. If Jeff or Jordan is on the block, they would use it to save themselves. If Russell and Kevin were on the block, I highly doubt they would bother. Look at the last 11 years: almost no one ever uses POV on anyone but themselves or their daughter (Dick/Danielle), father (Danielle/Dick) or showmance.
If you use the coup d'etat, you only get to oust one person (say Jessie), but in doing so you make yourself the biggest target in the house for the remaining Posse. Hey, I'd use it, but I'm not afraid to be hated, but history shows (100+ houseguests and counting...) that no one ever uses it or POV.
weird and not an american writer
Bare plywood walls & crappy looking sets & that pool bedroom very weird & low class. Happy the show schedule is spaced better this year.
Chima is hard to look at. Those lips are just plane gross & roll up when she talks, eeeeeew! Drama Queen with Lidia the weird one too. Russell is creepy but now a "known" evil so not so powerful. Didn't expect to like Jessie but he was a gentlemen at the worst of times! Chen bot tried to rankle him but he didn't tell her that Lydia & Natalie are not in his league at all. And he handled Casey's barrage like a man. I am glad the "forced" cliques are done but I don't think it will change things much as everyone has already formed bonds of a sort. Except Jeff & Jordan of course. I am soooo glad for Jackies blog! Thank you so much!
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