Big Brother 12 - Live Feeds Into Wednesday, July 21

He's not drunk, he's just Enzo.

I realize I didn't want a weird twist this summer. But, without a twist, this group is way too dull. Now, had they had actual diversity in the casting -- ages, races, etc. -- the house would have more action. This group, despite the cattiness and little quibbles, gets along way too well.

Here are the events since my last report:

• There was a banner plane! Unfortunately it was some kind of advertising, nothing to do with the house. I saw a banner plane in NJ and thought of them.
• Monet continues to campaign.
• Kristen told Britney she and Monet had to stop saying they had her vote.
• Britney denied saying that.
  
• I haven't seen anyone other than Britney outright say Monet had their vote to stay.
• Kathy, accused of starting the rumor about the vote, got them together to confront Britney.
• Rachel admitted to Britney that her goal is to have Monet evicted -- they don't need Britney making more drama and Monet has the ten grand she won, so she won't go empty-handed.
• Matt, in his continued odd strategy, insisted to Ragan that the HoH group wants to flip the vote (and send him home).
• Monet got all upset over the Kristen vote kerfuffle and started crying.
• Monet said that Rachel told her she was targeted because she didn't even bother talking to her for 13 days.
• I don't know. It's kind of hard to talk to Rachel when she's doing the hanky-panky with Brendon a good part of each day!
• Then Britney thought she was being attacked, so she cried.
• Enzo told them there's no crying in Big Brother.
  
• Gee, I thought he knew the show. I guess not!
• After saying that Kathy screamed at her, Britney cried to Kathy that Rachel never liked her.
• @@
• Britney cried some more.
• Brendon and Rachel went over the pros and cons of keeping Matt or Monet.
• Rachel told Ragan (Matt's new bestest info-buddy) that she thinks Matt is this season's Ronnie playing both sides of the house.
• She's right, but Ragan doesn't think so.
• Matt told Rachel he thinks she's gone on a power trip with the HOH win and that she's strong-arming people.
• Monet accused Matt of volunteering to go on the block only to save Andrew.
• Matt denied being in any alliances in the house.
• If the Brigade could have looked up in the air and whistled, they would have done so.
• The Brigade remains a secret alliance, not even Kristen knows.
• Monet told them that they're after her for the ten thousand, but it's Matt they should worry about because he's fooling them all.
• Britney told Matt that she feels like she's in the middle and likes him.
• Britney told Ragan that she likes Matt, hates confrontation and was led to believe Matt was starting drama about her.
• The Brigade confirmed they would keep Matt and are pleased that they're still a secret.
• Britney doesn't like it when her name is tarnished. Maybe she shouldn't be so catty about others? Then she wouldn't be in the middle of drama as much.
• Those are my thoughts, of course. Britney doesn't think she herself could ever be catty.
• Rachel told Matt he'd have to secure Brendon't vote.
• Rachel cried.
• She told Matt that she just wanted to get to the jury house ... with Brendon.
• Rachel and Brendon think Enzo is the least of their worries. No one seems to worry much about Enzo.
• That's a good thing for Enzo, eh?
• Rachel told Brendon that she'd kind of like to see Monet and Britney play next week and they probably wouldn't target either of them.
• Yeah, right.
• BB gave them alcohol, only for the Haves.
• Matt drank a bottle of wine all by himself and staggered a lot.
• Kristen also got drunk.
• Not as drunk as Matt, though.
• Then it was time for the showmances to get some undercover action in.
• They're all asleep as I post this. I believe the vote will still be to evict Monet despite the Brendon/Rachel hedging right now.