BB23: Live Feeds into Tuesday Morning - August 10

 

Dancing as Azah belts out 'Big Blue Couch'

Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Krazed Kinkajous:

• As Derek X finished his Lord of the Latrine bathroom duties -- announcing others to the "latrine, aka porcelain pot," locking and unlocking the newly installed hasp on the door and blowing his horn -- Claire and Kyland got their costume punishments won in the veto comp.
• Kyland's Jackass of Clubs has him in a donkey costume making club sandwiches for some or all dependent on BB's direction.
• Claire's 52 Pick Up has her dressed as the Queen of Hearts playing card "Duchess of the Deck." When BB tells her, she has to throw all the cards in the air, then pick them up. I think BB was grasping for anything when they came up with this one.
• Christian has calmed down some.
• I no longer fear he will get physical against anyone. Maybe I shouldn't have feared it in the first place.
• But, mind you, he all but had steam coming out of his ears!
• And the fire in his eyes ...!
• Part of the calming down came from his talk with Tiffany, par for the course this season.
• She comforted him, gave him the advice to cool it down, it's a marathon not a sprint and on and on.
• She covers her bases so well.
• Tiffany thinks the majority of the house want to and will vote out Christian. 
• She wants him to stay but won't push the issue as it might put her in a bad light with some. 
• Instead of talking to others why Christian needs to stay over SarahBeth (better for her own game would be the reason), she talks to them about the dangers of keeping SarahBeth.
• She even told Christian she could never win against him at the end -- which I think she could if the jury went for gameplay rather than comps -- but told him to work to stay. 
• However, she thinks he should wait on his campaigning until Wednesday.
• She has both of them, Christian and SarahBeth, thinking they each have her support.
• The show should really air something about the hamster's 'Big Blue Couch' theme song and show. They have a synchronized dance and Azah can really belt out that theme song.
• They have made it clear to BB that it is their own song and they are not violating any copyrights.
• Yet the BB blocking keeps going on without rhyme or reason this season. The 'Big Blue Couch' theme is one of the few things not blocked.
• Sigh.
• Kyland's head keeps falling off backwards. It's a good thing it's connected.
• Um, I mean his costume head.
• Of course.
• Derek F told Kyland he was worried about possibly getting a costume punishment.
• I say he could be a couch potato. He spends more time laying about on chairs or beds than anyone else. He said before his goal was to make jury and he has nothing at home to return to (unlike Derek X with his own business!) so that's his goal. 
• I don't know.
• I think I prefer Tiffany's thinking -- she's here to win the game and, ruthless or not, she's game 24/7.
• Today should be quiet in the house. They have the yard and heavy duty campaigning won't start until tomorrow. 

Perfect pitch? I think not.

Tells us she covered her bases with
Christian just in case.

Eating sandwiches made by Kyland Donkey

Claire is quite the card, huh?

Meant to post this one yesterday -- 
Christian lighting into Derek X over nomination

Yes, the Jackass of Clubs makes club sandwiches